Anon, the greatest hero of our site,
has lacked a worthy poem of his own
to match Achilles and Odysseus' light.
These verses Homer's heroes now dethrone;
or would, except the fool will make you groan:
Anon is but a nitwit through and through,
and ventures acts that people should not do!

Written for the Pony Poetry Contest. Third place winner!

Thanks to Mockingbirb and Thesmokingguy for pre-reading.

Featured on 2024-10-13.

Now with a Youtube reading by Golden stem!