The heroes Equestria needs

Over at the other side of the portal, two men are being hurled out at the full speed, to the bookcase on the opposite wall. Buried on heavy books they take their time to recover, but as soon as they realize they have ended up in a place completely unknown for them, they quickly recover to a full fighting stance.

“Robin, are you alright?” asked Batman, as he studied every corner of the weird room with his eyes. A room filled with bookcase after another, roof higher than many houses back in Gotham city, walls painted with bright purple pastel colors.

“Yeah Bats, but this place, I have never seen anything like this before. The architecture is like from some children’s book!”, pointed out robin, with his fists in air, ready for attackers.

“Indeed, dear Robin, but the place doesn't look abandoned, we better be ready for-”

Soon enough as Batman got to say this, he got interrupted as the large doors on the far side of the room got opened in a loud screech. “Hey, you two, what are you doing here, this area of the castle is off limits!”, shouted a pony’s silhouette at the door.

“We’re here against our will, you creature!”, shouted Robin, jumping a bit on place in his fighting stance. “But if you want some, come and get it!”

“Shh Robin, I know more about diplomacy, let me handle this”, whispered Batman to Robin, stopping him from jumping in place by pushing him down from his shoulder. He began walking towards the pony he could see against the light coming from the room behind him. “Greeting citizen, I am Batman, you know, superhero and all that. Just a moment ago, we were- Whoa, why is your head penis glowing?”

Robin watched as Batman walked towards the pony, trying to talk sense into him. Seems like Bats was right again, he’s handling the situation quite nicely. But suddenly, the pony figure uses some kind of head glowing powers to conceal Batman in a small purple bubble. Robin jumps a bit, before regaining his posture, “Hey, what are you doing with him!? Let him down, right now!”

“Robin, save yourself! I've been bubbled, my only weakness!”, shouts Batman in panic, banging to the sides of the bubble, making only a small boomy voice.

“You too! Just come over here and make this easier for us all.” Shouted the pony to Robin’s direction, who was hiding behind one of the bookcases along the wall, peeking at the scene behind it.

“Never! Come and get me!”, yelled Robin, as he threw a batarang towards the pony.

The pony simply uses his magic to flick the batarang out of it’s course.

“Damn! That was my only one too!”, sighed Robin in frustration. But soon after, he had another master plan. He hid behind the bookcase as much as possible, forcing the pony to come closer.

“Alright punk, just come over here now, and I might just let you go with a warning”. After saying this, the unicorn saw huge bookcase next to him slowly tipping over towards him. He first took merely some some small side steps out of the way, but as he saw the books starting to fall from the shelves, he picked up his pace. As the bookcase finally was falling, he tried use his magic to lift it back up, but it was too heavy for his little magic powers. The bookcase toppled over the pony with a great crash, and voices of ripping books.

“Whooa, that’s how you do it, yeah!”, shouted Robin as he did some pelvic thrusts to the general direction of where he believed the pony to be.

“Stop fooling around and come get me out of here!”, yelled Batman from the other side of the room, sitting in his small purple bubble.

“Oh, right, sure thing boss!”, Replied Robin as he ran towards him, stomping a bit more powerfully in the place where the pony was located under the bookcase.

“Get me out of here Robin! The bubble can’t be opened from this side. Try to break It from there, maybe it works like that”, instructed batman, as Robin was circling around the bubble, trying to look any kind of sign for switch or such.

“Well, seems like there isn't any opener or such, like on cans and such. So, here goes nothing!” Said Robin as he started banging the bubble with his fists as hard as he could.

Batman jumped from his sitting position, hitting his head to the low ceiling of the bubble, as the result of the incredibly loud and booming ballyhoo. “Just stop it Robin, stop it dammit! My head is gonna burst before the bubble this way!”

Robin stopped his punch midway to the surface of the bubble. “Oh, shame, what do you suggest next then?” asked Robin, as he went to the door. “Holy already overused joke, Batman, I think we’re in some kind of tower! That’s a loooot of stairs. And to make it worse, in a form of spiral too”, He informed Batman.

“You gotta be kidding me. Please tell me there’s a ramp for paralyzed people at least”, said batman with frustration in his voice. “Right, we need to get out of here, so our next plan is that you shall roll me down the stairs.”

“With pleasure!”, said Robin rubbing his hands together and jogging behind the bubble.

“What? No, not there, you dummy! Get in the front, you’ll secure I won’t roll down the stairs all at once!”, Batman yelled angrily pointing towards the stairs, still sitting in the bubble.

“Ah, of course Bats, no problem!”, he said as he jogged back around to the side of the bubble which was towards the stairs. “Right, but uhh, how do I do this exactly?”

“How do you do it? Shouldn't that be obvious, just, walk, you know how to walk the stairs, right? But don’t let me roll down the stairs!”, tried Batman to guide, sounding quite unsure even himself. “Just go, I’m sure you can do it, woo, you rock Robin!”, said batman as he suddenly remembered how Alfred had advised him not to be that tough on Robin.

“Yeah, you’re right, I can do that, you aren't that heavy anyway!” exclaimed Robin as he pulled the bubble to the first step. “Now remember, you can’t just sit there, you need to move too, or you’ll end up spinning in there.”

“Did you just try to advise the master detective himself. I’ll let you know that I thought about that as soon as I heard you say the word ‘stairs’” Batman announced in a very proud tone. “Now go, I’m ready”

“Right, of course you did, didn't suspect that for a second anyway. Now, here we go!”. Robin was facing the bubble, taking a very slow step backwards on the first step, looking down the stairs. He took another, a bit faster, as he suddenly felt a very big thud from inside the bubble. This naturally made Robin’s grip slip. Batman passed over Robin, straight to the wall forwards, and down the stairs along the outer wall of the tower.

“Which way was I supposed to craaaawl...?” Robin heard from Batman’s attenuating voice, as he got farther and farther down the tower.