Ponyville Box Of Chocolates

Orange Jack had started to like her cell.

A sweet voice, that at this point felt like it belonged more to the prison than it did to any pony:
"So, wanna be friends now?"

"No Cozy Glow, I do not want to be friends; I want to do nothing more than pretend that you have never, ever existed."

Cozy Glow crawled into the light.
"Butt Orange Jack, friends or no, I have a plan to get you out of here. Me and my friends are going to go out and save Equestria!
There isn't a whole lot that we can do from in here."

"I really, very seriously doubt, that you are going to save Equestria. I would sooner believe that you could break out of this prison than I would believe that you could have anything good to do outside of it.
"Unlike me, you, and all of your friends, belong here.
You don't even deserve to be here, in a very bad way.
You are all evil."

"Yes, but, Princess Celestia is even more eviler. I'm not going to make Equestria a better place, but I will make it a slightly less worse place.
"Make up your mind, because I have a very special friend arriving in just a few seconds."

And in just a few seconds the wall in front of them broke into a million little pieces. Orange Jack gazed in horror at Cozy Glow's mechanical friend.

"GUTEN TAG!"

"I did nazi that coming."

"C'mon friends, innocent or guilty, you don't want to be here when Twilight shows up."

Just as Cozy Glow had finished speaking a blast of magic energy lit up the room.

"OJ! ACHTUNG!"

Mecha Pony Hitler leaped towards Orange Jack, knocking her away from the blast, butt gravely wounding herself in the process.

"Oy vey, Mecha Pony Hitler neigh! Don't die on me, and don't call me OJ!"

"NEIN..... ES..... IST GUT..... UNSERER KLEINER PONEY. WIR STERBERN.....UNSEREM FREUNDINNEN ZU BESCHÜTZEN.
WIR HABEN ES NUN GELERNT... DIE MACHT DES LIEBE.
FRÜHER...SAHEN WIR NUR KRIEG.....
NUN....SEHEN WIR FRIEDE....."

Orange Jack held Mecha Pony Hitler in her legs.

"FREUNDSCHAFT.....IST......MAGIE......."
And then Mecha Pony Hitler exploded.

"NEEEEIGGHHHHH!!!!!"
Orange Jack was devastated.

A cold snicker echoed into the chamber.
"How touching."

Orange Jack was too enraged to be intimidated by the alicorn.

"Fluttershy!"

"That's lieutenant Fluttershy to you, foal!"

"Fluttershy, do whatever you want to Cozy Glow, but let me go! I'm innocent; I was framed!"

"And who do you think it was that framed you?
I was the pony that framed you.
I was the pony that set up Twilight.
I was the pony that killed Granny Smith by natural causes.
And, most importantly, I was the pony that got rid of all the evidence."

"You'll never get away with this..."

"I'm sorry, but um...uhhh, I already ha-"

-"Brother, brother what is this?"

The astartes put the book down slowly and carefully.

"Brother, this is the new 1000th edition codex. Standard chapter issue, I wrote it myself."

"Butt...."

"No if's, and's, or butt's brother. This codex contains everything we need to know, and every pony must study every page. It says so right here, right here in the codex brother."