I AM Grogar! I swear!

by Bronies are ok

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, Discord, Alternate Universe, Tirek, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1292

Discord's Grogar disguise was ruined, but he's not going to let that stop him from pretending.

You all know how it went. The legion of doom use the bewitching bell to absorb Discord's magic, ruining his Grogar disguise. But what if he still tried to keep the act going? What if instead of running to warn Twilight and the others, he tries to convince the legion he is Grogar, much to their amusement. The result may include one side laughing in hysterics.

Published 2024-10-16 22:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-10-16 22:50:00 UTC

The one where Discord tries to be Grogar

The legion activate the bewitching bell, causing it to absorb "Grogar's" magic. He screams and squirms for a bit until he falls to the ground, revealing his true form.

"That was unexpected." Lord Tirek commented, equally as surprised as his fellow comrades that Discord had merely been pretending to be Grogar the whole time. Magicless and cornered, Discord thought of what to do next, then proceeded to do the unthinkable.

"What are you nincompoops starring at?" Discord spat at the legion, still trying to give them orders.

"Umm, we clearly saw you transform into Discord in front of us." Cozy Glow merely commented, a bit more grounded in reality then the other creatures in the room.

"Fools! You thought you have drained me of my power, but I merely demonstrated that my magic cannot be contained by taking the form of the devilishly handsome lord of chaos himself! For I am the real Grogar! And you will all obey my command!" Discord Barked at the legion.

"You're not Grogar! You've been taking the form of the ancient ram the whole time! Trying to use us for some friendship exercises to try to reform us! Haven't you?!" Chrysalis hissed at the Draconequus, clearly enraged at this turn of events.

"I'll have you know that I am Grogar! And if you do not give the bell to me this instant, I shall unleash my full wrath upon all of you!" Discord threatened the treacherous legion in front of him.

"Ok... 'Grogar'... If you still have your magic, then why don't you USE it?" Tirek challenged the goat headed chaos lord.

"Yeah! Do some scary magic right here in front of us!" Cozy encouraged.

"Oh... Well, err... I will! Yes! You'll see! I'm gonna... Umm... Oh dear... uhh..." Discord sat there, trying to think of what to do that could convince the legion.

"Oh! I can read your minds!" He declared, hoping to trigger some shock from the three villains.

"Really?..." Chrysalis questioned the creature that claimed to be the ram of legend.

"Yes! I can see what you're all thinking of right now! I know that Lord Tirek is thinking of draining every last bit of magic from those silly ponies of Equestria! Chrysalis, I know that you want to destroy Starlight Glimmer for taking your hive, and to drain every bit of love from the ponies! And Cozy, I know that you want to use your cuteness to get everypony to do what you say!" Discord declared, causing some slight chuckles from the legion of three.

"oooooooooooo! Scary! You have to believe I am the real Grogar now!" Discord stated, trying to get the legion to be back on his side again. However, the legion simply huddled into position to decide what to do with him.

"So what are we gonna do with him? He's obviously just Discord fibbing." Cozy stated to her teammates.

"Well we obviously cannot allow him to run around unrestricted! If he wanted, he could warn Twilight and her friends what we are up to....." Tirek discussed with the rest.

"Let him continue his delusions, I want to see just how far he'll take this little charade." Chrysalis amused, leaving the other two to nod in agreement.

"Ok 'Grogar', we will give you back the bell........ AFTER, you help us on our attack against Equestria....." Tirek demanded from the Grogar poser.

"Wait, really?..." Discord questioned.

"Yeah! I mean this was your plan all along, we're all powered up with the bell and Twilight's coronation is today, so I'd say now's the time to put that plan into action." Cozy explained.

"Why... Why yes! Of course! But you all have to do exactly as I say, you all work for me now! Remember?" Discord warned them, to which they all nodded in agreement.

"Right! Follow me to Canterlot!" Discord ordered the legion to his path.

Later, at Canterlot. Twilight and her friends are setting up the coronation preparations in her throne room, until suddenly the room begins to shake, and Tirek bursts through the celling, causing everypony to shriek in terror.

He is then followed up by Chrysalis, who teleports into the room in a burst of green flames.

Then Cozy swoops in and creates a shield surrounding the mane six.

"SEVEN!!!"

Oop. Sorry Spike, mane seven.

Amongst the confusion and panic, the mane seven notice a familiar pile of creature parts and pieces approaching their path.

"DISCORD?!" The mane seven gasped in shock.

"I am not the one you call Discord! I am the ancient ram of legend! The foulest creature to ever roam the earth! The father of monsters! The one, the only, GROGAR." "Grogar" presented himself to the ponies plus dragon.

"Uh... What?" Spike said, confused about his behavior.

"I have assembled a team of the worst villains and creatures Equestria has ever faced to defeat and destroy YOU, Twilight Sparkle!" "Grogar" spat in the face of the aforementioned princess of friendship.

"Umm, not to be nosey Mr. Grogar, but why do you look like Discord?" Pinkie asked the one who presented himself as Grogar.

"Because what better way to crush your spirits then to destroy you in the form of your own friend?!" "Grogar" Threatened the pink pony, causing the mean three to snicker amongst themselves, clearly taking joy in Discord's exaggerated performance.

"Ok then... Try it, do it right now... Destroy us, 'Grogar'..." Twilight dared "Grogar" to do so.

"Ok! You asked for it! Here it comes Princess Twilight!" "Grogar" Roared at the alicorn. He raised his claw at the princess, to which the rest of the mane six braced for...

Only for "Grogar" to pathetically, anti-climatically slap the shield with his claw...

"... That was it?..." Rainbow Dash asked in disappointment.

"That wasn't very destructive..." Fluttershy commented to nopony in particular.

"... Bah! A mere taste of my fury! There's more where that came from!" "Grogar" Stated at the slightly confused mane seven.

He then proceeded to multi-slap the shield multiple times, until he begins to grow tired and the mane seven stare at him in bewilderment.

"Umm... Are you ok, 'Grogar'"? Rarity asked to be polite.

"I'm not finished yet! I shall destroy all of you! One by one! For I am the evil, mighty, and feared Grogar!" "Grogar" hammed up to the mane seven.

"... Unless you all can use the power of friendship to defeat us?..." "Grogar" sheepishly asked the mane seven, to which they all gave him an unimpressed look.

"You're not really Grogar, are you?" Twilight asked the being who presented himself as such.

"Of course I'm Grogar! Me and my legion of villains shall destroy you! Because I am the evil... And mighty... Gro-..." Discord ultimately sighed before nodding in agreement, causing the other villains to laugh at his embarrassing episode.

"Let me guess, you wanted to boost my confidence, so you bought back these three villains to attack me while you presented yourself as Grogar, but then they stole your magic and you had to keep pretending without your disguise?" Twilight surprisingly guessed correctly to the lord of chaos.

"It was a good idea at the time! Which is why I also bought back Sombra as well, unfortunately these three have proven to be a bit more then I can handle..." Discord shamefully admitted while staring at Twilight in defeat.

"Right... Now that that's settled." Tirek commented, before Cozy lowered the shield and the three blasted their energy towards them, but Twilight used a piece of the celling as a shield to block their attack, allowing the others to hold it up while Twilight escapes.

Author's Note

I hope you all enjoyed my first story. :)