I can't stay long, because I've been invited to a great banquet.

It's a feast.

I have to catch the next train to Manehattan to attend.

It's a feast in the east.

The main course will be a succulent roast.

It's a beast feast in the east.

But don't worry- it's not an animal, but a walking fungus.

It's a yeast beast feast in the east.

Are you still upset? Well, I have it on the highest authority that it died of natural causes.

It's a deceased yeast beast feast in the east.

It's just as well. After all, it was the runt of its litter.

It's a deceased least yeast beast feast in the east.

And the whole species is all wrinkly and folded over and stuff.

It's a deceased least creased yeast beast feast in the east.

It was going to be a private little thing, but they opened it to the public because of all the demand.

It's an increased deceased least creased yeast beast feast in the east.

OHHH! Oh NO! I just remembered! It was YESTERDAY! I MISSED it!

The increased deceased least creased yeast beast feast in the east... has CEASED.

Author's Note

I originally had this idea ages ago as the core for a snippet to be submitted to The Infinite Loops, as an effort to get the least-used Looping characters some screen time. I dropped out of that project (and a good thing too, since Changeling Space Program and the Maretian might not have happened otherwise), but the idea stuck with me of Zecora cheating to rhyme impossible words while Trixie used the same rhyme as much as possible.

I was originally going to end it here, but this is less than halfway to the 1000 words, so now I get to pad like hell...