Agapi Meets:

Spike was at Cantalot Castle, cleaning up the occasional spider web in the corner, He was back from his one-week trip to the Dragon lands, and somehow, he had missed A LOT in just those 7 days, which is why most mares are not working and won't be for about 9 months, the number of Mares unable to work was about 95% when just several days ago it was only 20%.

Spike let out a small growl of annoyance, and continued to dust, grumbling to himself as he did "Of course they would all get knocked up the moment I go on a holiday.. Actually.. Who were the ones who didn't get knocked up?" He asked himself.

To the extent of his knowledge, the only mares who weren't laid while he was gone were Rarity, Fluttershy, any mares outside of Ponyvill and Cantalot, and even those who weren't going to have a kid like Twilight were too busy with a certain pony.

"Damn... that means they are all probably gonna be very cranky and very hormonal..." Spike said to himself as he continued to clean. "Well... at least I can hide in Rarity's shop if it gets too bad. That is where the least number of hormones are...."

However, cleaning under one of the couches, he pokes himself on something. Spike suddenly retracted his arm, hissing in pain "Owww... dammit that hurt..." He looked under the couch, wondering what he had touched. It looked like a love arrow. Spike looked confused for a second, before picking the love arrow up and looking at it. "What the hell is a love arrow doing here?"

Suddenly, a slightly high pitch voice called out "Oh hay, I was looking for that"

Spike turned around at the voice, a little confused. "Who's there?"

The whiteish Alicorn Grabs the arrow "Looks like I left one in here by mistake."

Spike looks somewhat relieved, and a little confused at the appearance of this new Alicorn "Oh, I see. Who.. are you? I haven't seen you around here before, that's for sure.."

The alicorn smiled, "I'm Agapi" and put the arrow into a bag on their back.

"Thats a very unique name,” Said Spike, “Agapi. I suppose I should also introduce myself, I'm Spike. I take it you're the one responsible for all the mares getting knocked up around here?."

Agapi nodded. "You got that right!"

Spike huffed to himself, shaking his head in disbelief, "Of course you're the one responsible for the population boom around here. What's your deal anyway? You just go around shooting ponies with love arrows for no reason?"

"Everypony deserves love! I simply used my bow and arrows to ship Ponies with their soulmate!" Agapi Said in his normal excited voice, his tail wagging like a dog.

Spike rolled his eyes at Agapi’s Comment, "Do you even think before you go around shooting ponies with your arrows? Ever occur to you that most of the time the two ponies you are using your arrows on aren't even a good match?"

"Oh, they're always a good match,” -Agapi raised a hoof to his face and started to say a few examples- “Just ask Applejack and Rainbow Dash, Lyra and BonBon, Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich, heck even Twilight would Agree!"

Spike was starting to get annoyed, at this point he was sounding a lot like Twilight, "Those are all good matches. But there was still a chance that they wouldn't have been. Your arrows basically made them a great match. There's a lot of couples that are together just because you shot them with an arrow. And now that you've got every mare in the two capital cities in a relationship, Equestria is going to end up in a massive baby boom for the next 9 months. How long do the effects of your arrows last anyway?"

"Depends. do you mean the Love effect or the Lust effect?" Agapi asked Spike in a more monochrome voice than usual.

Spike panicked, there was two of them. "Both.. tell me how long each one lasts.."

Agapi nervously claps his hoofs, "Well the lust last a little bit, form a few seconds to one steam filled night."

Spike paused when he figured out what the Alicorn was implying "So you make them a couple for an entire night, that's the Lust, and then the love takes over and they start trying to make a baby for the next 9 months... how long does the Love part last?"

"Forever!" Agapi excitedly said, slamming his hoofs to the ground.

Spike didn’t believe what he heard. "Are you insane!? There are tons of couples that are together simply because you shot them with your arrows, and now they're forced to spend the rest of their lives together. This, this is beyond selfish, and insane!.. why in the name of Celestia would you do this?!!"

"Before I start, let me give this sheet to the Piano player" Agapi said. pointing to one of the only ponies working, a piano player.

"Huh?" -Spike paused, a bit confused- "Why? What are you giving him?"

Agapi Walks over and gives the pony the paper “A music sheet.”

Spike was even more confused by this. "Why do you need to give the piano player a music sheet??.. and why does it matter right now?.."

"Because I'm going to tell you why I did what I did." Agapi explained excitedly.

Spike pinched the bridge of his snout. "Fine.. go ahead. But I better find your excuse to be a damn good one."

The pianist starts to play the piano.

Agapi starts singing. "Why do I do what I do you may ask, well its simple you see. I just want everypony to be happy, is that too much to ask, for them to be? I want ponies to be in love happy, I want them to be as happy as can be, I don't care if there evil or there not, if they're considered cute or hot, if they have a soulmate then they must fall in love!"

Spike was a little surprised "So you want everypony to be in love. Fine, understandable, even I want that. But the question remains as to whether or not the ponies you are shooting actually want to be in love.. or are they only in love because you shot them with your arrows?"

The music stops as Agapi awkward giggles. "Ok, I did Kinda go a little bit over bord, I used to ask if they needed it, but kinda went a little crazy while I had my bow"

Spike let out a sigh and shook his head. "That's what I thought.. you don't even ask ponies if they want your arrows. There are probably hundreds of couples right now, who are only in love because of you. And probably thousands more that aren't in love, but only lust for each other because of you.. you're insane, you know that right?"

"Well hay, I'm not as insane as what you kept writing about in that diary of yours" Agapi said, turning the conversation around.

Spike froze and his eyes widened in horror. How the hell did this pony find his diary? More importantly, what did he write in that diary that would even make this insane Alicorn think that he's crazy "You.. you saw my diary?.." This was very bad. There were some things written in that diary that he'd rather keep private

"Technically all three of them, but especially your second diary" Agapi Said in a stern voice.

Spike's expression dropped even more. He had more than one diary.. and this Alicorn has seen all of them... this was so, so bad. Then it hit him, the second diary, in that one he had written more than a few questionable things. "Oh.. oh crap.. you saw that one.."

Agapi simply looked at spike and said "Yep"

Spike's face immediately reddened in embarrassment. That diary had so much bad stuff in it. And this pony saw all of it "Please tell me you're not gonna tell anypony about what was in that diary.."

"Oh, I'm going to tell Twilight and Rarity, Especially Rarity considering just how many pages of her there are." Agapi slightly and angerly announced.

Spike immediately panicked. This was a disaster, Rarity and Twilight could not see what was in that diary "NO! No, no, no, please don't tell either of them. I'll do.. anything, just don't tell them what was in that diary!"

Agapi hesitated… but then got an idea… magnificent. Great idea to fix his bow faster. "Sure... if you tell me where the entrance to Star Swirl the Bearded's personal library is and keep quiet"

Spike was desperate enough to agree, and at that point a library wasn't that much of a price to pay "Fine.. I'll tell you where the entrance to Star Swirl's library is, but you can't tell anypony what was in that diary. Can you agree to that?"

“Sure” Agapi said, agreeing to the terms.

Spike sighed, relieved once again "As far as I know, the entrance to Star Swirl's library was underneath Canterlot Castle.. there's a small switch in one of the tunnels that leads to a secret entrance"

"Thank you, here you go" Agapi said, throwing all three of Spike’s diary's at him.

looked over at the Agapi after catching them. ".. you're sure you won't tell anypony about any of the diaries, right? You promise?"

"What diaries?" Agapi winked.

Spike couldn't help but facepalm at the comment. "You are an insane Alicorn... you know that, right?"

"And you're a horny teenage dragon" Agapi said as he starts to prance away.

Spike's face reddened in embarrassment once again "Hey! I'm not THAT bad!"

But soon Agapi was out of sight. Spike let out a sigh of relief once the Alicorn disappeared. It could have ended significantly worse Spike thought to himself. "That was the weirdest, and most embarrassing conversation I've had in a while."

Meanwhile, at Star Swirl's personal library, Agapi rummaged though scrolls. “Come on, it’s gotta be in here somewhere… Just a little… more” Soon he grabbed the correct scroll. “There it is! I’ll have my bow fixed soon enough!” Agapi prances out of Cantalot Castle, and into his grotto.

Setting up a mirror he starts to charge up some magic… and fails “Wait… how do I launch magic again?”