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And suddenly a loud cackling started to fill the air giving a chill down everypony spine.

A spotlight shined over one spot revealing Beetlejuice.

"Hehehe well...what we have here" he called "some nasty critters messing with my friend, ruining Nightmare Night for her?"

The surrounding creatures growled, hissed, or out right roared angrily at Beetlejuice who simply let out a laugh.

"Well, we can't have that can we?" He said with a wide devious smirk.

Some monsters charged...however...

Hey, folks! Begging your pardon

BJ disappeared only to reappear between two creatures

'Scuse me, sorry to barge in

The monsters looked confused for a moment.

Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole.
Y'know,

One of the monsters bite BJ heads off.

"being dead" thing!!

Only for a giant skeleton holding a scythe to burst out causing both monsters to poof out.

You're doomed, enjoy the singing

The other monsters charged at BJ again.

The sword of Damocles is swinging

Only for a giant sword to literal cut them out existence.

And if I see you start to leaving.

Some of those not cut tired to back off.

I'll kill you myself

Only for them to bump into something..and turn to see a hideous face inches from theirs

The whole "being dead" thing!!

And poofed out in the moment

With Rarity, her friends, and the other citizens of ponyville watching with shock.

"My word.." Rarity found herself saying the only thing she could say a bit speechless at the spectacle happening before their eyes.

BJ disapeared from sight making monsters look around trying to find him.

Death can get a person stressed

Suddenly one of them had their eyes change into yellow color.

"We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna see 'em"

And hugged another who attacked it.

I can show you what comes next

BJ continued standing where both were.

So don't be freaked

Teleported to the stage.

Stay in your seats

All monsters suddenly found themselves sit in cinema seats

Its the first time these two write like this

BJ told the audience

So just relax, you'll be fine

BJ appeared next to a monster wearing 3D glasses.

Drink your fifty-dollar wine

Force a bottle of wine onto the mouth of said monster.

And take a breath

He took a deep breath, his body inflating like a balloon.

Welcome to a show about death

And were the monsters the ones singing next.

As this was happening the ponies watching the show found their fear fading away as they bobbed their heads to the music and even started to sing along.

Next light returned to the stage now looking the an innocent cartoon background with flowers and birds.

You're
You're gonna be fine
On the other side

BJ sang in a clam tune while playing an Ukelele

Everyone began relaxing...

Die! You're all gonna die!

Until the scenery became a hellescape of fire as BJ changed forms between horrible creatures.

You're all gonna die!

Many monsters poofed away when suddenly the calm scenery returned with a...frog with BJ color pattern?

I'll, I'll be your guide
To the other side

It turned to be a puppet on BJ´s hoof

Though in full disclosure
It's a show about death

The monsters sang again, some trying to leave.

But found hordes of pony skeletons singing blocking their way as they joined the chorus.

Everybody gets a good friend here
Like Twilight, Dash, and Ra-ri-ty

The mentioned suddenly found themselves poofed to the stage where BJ hugged the white unicorn.

The lesson was...not be jealous dear

He told her while petting her much to her dislike before whispering.

But Lydia is best, the whole "being dead" thing!!

And sent her out on a spin.

You're just gonna accept things
Yeah, I know you're good, but you dont have to be a bitch

She was stopped in front of the monster crowd on a plate and tied like a turkey

Or you gonna end, like, a big snack here.

She cried in fright only to be poofed and replaced by BJ

The whole, the whole "being" dead thing!

As the song continued on many of the creatures started to more and more nervous if not....frightful?

Nobody is bullet-proof

Some jumped as the sound of guns were heard and others were poofed.

"you work out, try be clean?"

One muscled flame theme monster ended up being poofed when a geyser exploded under it.

guy, you know is your end

The monsters backed out as BJ approached them.

Time to face the brutal truth (Dies Irae)

The ghost disapeared again.

'Cause we're all on a hit list

A literal giant list fell splatting some monster.

Might not live 'till Christmas

A decorated tree sent other monster flying as it sproud under it

Choke to death on Triscuits

BJ throw some snacks behind it...that ended up on the throat of a growling monster

Hey, that just statistics

He shrugged.

So take a little break here.

A monster fell into pieces.

Kinda like a wake here

A floating window projected the sun on a vampire-pony

The scenery is fake here

He kicked a fake tombstone of the festival as some monster tried to gang on him.

But there's a giant snake here

From under him emerged a giant black and white stripped serpentine beast with red eyes that roared revealing a second head inside his mouth with crazy yellow eyes and sharp teeth.

BJ mounted it dressed like a cowboy as it began slithering around chasing and eating any creature it could

"Whooo doggy look at him ride that thing!" Applejack cheered out with a wide grin while Twilight was smiling in relief.

"It's working! Almost all of the cursed costumes have been neutralized!" Cheered out the princess of friendship.

The worm returned underground...while using its tail to pull in one last costume

Welcome to a show about death!

A new spotlight and BJ appeared dressed in a fine suit, hat and holding a mic

You're, you're gonna be fine
Thank you!
On the other side

He sang while approaching a ghost creature.

How you doin'?

It began crying out fear.

Oh, not good!
I'll, I'll be your guide
To the other side

The image froze and BJ dressed in normal clothes appeared.

Seriously, though, this is a show about.

Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new

Some monsters and skeletons appeared on the stage singing and dancing

There's nothing medical professionals can do
'Cept maybe just bill you

BJ appeared looking at the audience

If you die while reading this parody, someone will end up reading it later

And disappeared.

There's no destiny or fate
Just a terrifying wait
Filled with people that you hate
And on a certain date, the universe kills you!

They sang until they exploded back to clothes.

That's the thing with life.

BJ appeared as some monsters run towards a door that read EXIT

No one makes it out alive

And at opening a dragon breath fire on them

Toss that body in the pit

He stamped his hoof causing a big chasm to open causing many creatures to fall in.

"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
Blah, blah, Tia or Luna magic?

He pulled a toy sun and moon and throw them at the monsters causing an explosion.

When you're dead, who gives a shit?

"No pilates,

He zapped some monsters into a living pyramid.

no more yoga"

Another was flexed into a ball.

"Namaste", you freakin' posers

which the ghost used to make a STRIKE against the pyramid

From the cradle to cremation (Dies Irae)

A cradle fell on a monster while other bursted to flames

Death just needs a little conversation

A phone sucked a ghost inside.

I have mastered the art (Dies Irae)

BJ returned to the stage.

Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae)

He made a ripping movement that actually ripped monsters away.

So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae)

A lightning struck as he got an evil smile on his face.

On the whole.

His eyes glowed red.

"being dead" thing!!!!!

And exploded on a cloud of sparks and fie as his head grew into a tremendous size, eyes glowing with flames as snakes bursted from its hair and his teeth turned into fangs.

AAAH AH-AH AAA AH-AH

God, I hope you're ready for a show about death!

And with that last move any and all remaining monsters exploded into normal clothes again

With silence standing for several moments before cheers and shouts of celebration filled the air.

"HE DID IT!" Pinkie called out jumping high into the air with a laugh of joy.

"Alright now that's how it's done!" Dash added in exclaiming throwing out her hooves toward Beetlejuice.

"Quite an impressive performance I must say." Octavia stated next to Vinyl who gave a nod.

"Urg i'm just glad those hideous things are all gone." Diamond Tiara sighed out in relief.

"BJ!" Lydia (now wearing a red spiderweb theme poncho) called with a smile.

"Babes!!!" his front legs stretched like rubber grabbing the mare and pulling her into a hug "Oh!! I knew you wouldnt let them separate us tonight of all nights!!"

"Heheh of course not, It's your favorite holiday after all" Lydia said back with a giggle and smile toward her friend.

"Hahaha but I wont like spending it without you" said the ghost setting her down "and boy you really had a party going on here" he added looking around to the destroyed festival

At that suddenly the celebration mood died as ponies started to leave the pavilion and observe the damage.

"Our nightmare night festival it's ruined!" Cried Mayor Mare with an upset look.

Ponies began walking around trying to see if there was any salvageable.

"Jeez what those things had against us?" Feather Weight asked a bit sad noticing the destroyed candy.

"Don't know but they certainly wreaked everything.." Rumble said with a large frown and a sad sigh.

"I guess this means nightmare night is canceled.." spoke out the form of Cranky Doodle next to his wife with a scowl.

Rarity (after recovering of her participation on the musical) looked at all this with guilt.

This...this was her fault...she let her jealousy and insecurity blind her so much she ended up not only going against everything she should stand for as not just an element of harmony but as a decent pony!

And...because of that she's destroyed and ruined everyone's nightmare night.

"What have I done?" She whispered out in guilt and horror while looking down at the ground.

"you made a mistake Rarity.." until she heard Twilight voice and lifted up her head to see her friends approaching her.

"I'd say this is more than a mistake darling." Rarity observed with a frown causing Dash to let out a snort.

"you can sure as hay say that again." Dash muttered out before letting out a pained grunt as Applejack jabbed her into the side while Twilight sighed.

"I won't lie, you really dropped the ball this time Rarity." She told her friend with a stern frown causing Rarity to wince "But what matters now is fixing it and apologizing."

"Yes..you're right" said the unicorn "I will work as hard and long as it needed, I wont sleep if it means fix my mistake!" she called with passion

"Ugg work? euggg come on!" Beetlejuice called with disgust "tonight is about having fun and big scares! not work!"

"I'm with you there!" Pinkie agreed with a cheer before adding with a sad sigh as she looked around "but kinda hard to have fun with everything trashed."

"Tch well...im not going to let that ruins my nor Lydia´s fun" said the ghost floating up "I usually dont do this, but its time for me to clean up the disaster"

ZAP!!!

Yellow lighting traveled through the destroyed festival; fixing any broken stand, cleaning and putting food back in place, make the now harmless remains of the monsters poof away and giving everyone a fresh-up.

"Hahahaha its showtime!!" called Beetlejuice with a laugh as he summoned some skeletons on the stage which began playing music and fireworks exploded on the sky over the now fixed festival

At that the ponies let out excited cheers.

"Nightmare Night is saved!" Pip shouted holding up his sword, "Three cheers for mr Bettlejuice!" He called out with a large grin.

"Hahaha easy with the name there little guy" he called "but thank! you thank you! please continue" he laughed.

"BJ hahahaha" Lydia couldnt help but laugh at her friend´s ego being stroked

"Hehe but come on ponies it's a party so lets PARTY!" Beetlejuice cried out as a musical band began to play music as the ponies rushed to enjoy the festival again.

"Well that fixed everything" said Rainbow with a smile ready to party.

"Ohhh come on!" called Rarity "I was ready to atone for my mistakes and he does this?!!!"

"Hehe sorry BJ has a bad habit of stealing the spotlight" Lydia said with a laugh while walking over.

"Plus...he will do anything if it means having fun" she added.

"sigh well...will admit its nice to have a chaotic spirit that cleans and help fix the disaster instead of only causing it" said Twilight "But none the less it's been a long night, so what say we all just have some fun and enjoy nightmare night." She added with smile.

"sigh...I suppose after all that has happened..I do could use a break" said Rarity.

"And actually try some of miss Lydia´s products instead of only complaining?" said Sweetie Belle walking to her.

"Well...I guess there wouldn't be any harm...in at least giving them a try." Rarity said with a small tentative smile.

"Good..only bad I doesnt have my costume" complained the filly.

"Oh thats not problem" called Beetlejuice before zapping Sweetie Belle.

Who now looked like a younger version of the ghost.

"there you go kid, an upgrade on the house"

Rarity had to bite her tongue at seeing her sister wearing such a crime of fashion as she forced a smile.

"you look positively frightful Sweetie" she said and actually found herself giving a snort a she suppose her sister did look horrifying wearing that.

"Hahahaha really? cant wait to give Bloom and Scoots a good fright" said the filly.

"Hahahahaha well you do that...lets party!!!" called BJ

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Beetlejuice and Lydia dancing on the air as Vinyl scratch and the skeletons played.

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Rarity looking in horror as she hold a spoon filled with green slime, Rainbow and other ponies looking in expecting fun.

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Pinkie pie and Spike exchanging limbs and bodies

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Apple Bloom and Scootaloo running away in fear at a snake-neck Sweetie Belle roaring at them

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Pip blushing nervously as he found himself dancing with a smiling Diamond Tiara

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Lyra and Bon Bon working together to bob for apples in their costume

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Lydia telling a spooky scary to a crowd of gathered fillies and colts.

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Mayor mare scaring a group of ponies...not noticing BJ behind her making horrible faces

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Applejack still trying to take a pumpkin out her tail with Rainbow Dash laughing at her

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Snips and snails fainted with mountains of candy around them

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Silver spoon, Rumble, Scootaloo and other fillies and colts with flying costumes making a race in the air

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various ponies carving out pumpkins for the jack o latern contest with Spike receiving first place happily.

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Everyone eating candy as they admired some fireworks

It was a nightmare night nopony would ever forget as they all laughed or playfully screamed in delightful fright all night long.