I was reborn incorrectly.

"Well, it could have been worse, I could have ended up in a magical girl from some hentai."
©Optimistic time traveler with an unhealthy imagination

A gray unicorn walked lightly through the winding labyrinth of houses. Sparks of a brilliant idea sparkled in her eyes, which seemed to be magnificent. She was dressed in a simple gray cloak, under which were hidden two bags filled with tightly packed boxes.

Entering the shop of her friend, she stopped, covering the doorbell, which was trying to ring. Not finding the owner of the shop at the counter, she, closing the door behind her, resolutely headed to the warehouse - the only place where he could be.

At that moment, the owner of the shop was taking inventory in the warehouse, since there were few customers lately. Checking and filling another shelf, he heard a voice:

"Lee, come out!"

Slightly startled by this voice, he realized that it was better to show up than to wait for her to destroy everything.

Kisunya was one of the best suppliers of potions, and her talent for potion making with hitherto unknown abilities in magic made her a very dangerous opponent. If it weren’t for the island, he would never want to deal with her. However, the contract was very profitable, and she always fulfilled her part of the deal, and sometimes even exceeded it.

Putting his tablet on the nearest shelf, Lee followed her screams.

"Don’t shout, I’m here. Did you bring potions to sell?"

"Lee, finally! Yes, and I have business with you, - but her look did not bode well."

However, he had to nod. She rarely took money, only sometimes simple services or goods. Rarely was there anything truly complicated.

"Great, then listen: I need one human soul - the spirit of the system. I'll bring my copy myself."

"I have only one question: why?"

Lee didn't expect an answer, but she answered anyway:

"I'll make a time traveler! - Her look didn't bode well, but the request was strange, but doable."

He could only pray for that person's soul.

***

A simple summer day is the perfect time for a walk in the sun somewhere in the fresh air. But my computer, crammed to the brim with anime, games and a sea of fan fiction, begged for my attention. Like a loyal friend, it was waiting for me, just as I was waiting for the moment to immerse myself in all this. Moreover, I had gotten myself a long-awaited vacation for two whole months and was sure that this diversity would be the best time in my life.

I spent almost all my time in marathons, closely studying each episode, arranging a real animation festival for myself. This was periodically interrupted by reading fan fictions that expanded the world of my favorite characters. Besides, constant viewing was starting to get boring, so I was also doing self-development while new episodes were on. Switching to games, I also immersed myself in various virtual worlds of the games I played.

So day after day I alternated anime, games and fan fiction, as if I was in this whirlwind, enjoying every moment of an unforgettable vacation for me. But everything comes to an end... In the last days of my vacation, I got a little bored and decided to see what was popular now.

They mostly said that some series had ended, and the rest was complete crap. Having decided to find out what the joke was, I started watching this cartoon, because I had come across animations based on it that were quite interesting.

...

...

...

"The last day of vacation. And I'm just crying. It's just... There are simply no words... What a wonderful cartoon this is, and the vacation ends tomorrow."

I didn't want to do anything, so I just lay on the bed. I don't know how to describe the feeling of emptiness after the last episode of "My Little Pony". At that moment, there was a knock on the door, and at first I didn't pay any attention to it, but the knocking was very persistent. I decided not to give in so easily, and neither did he, apparently: he had been knocking for the second day, fortunately the headphones muffled extraneous sounds very well.

He shut up a few times, probably because of the neighbors, but then he continued, and I was about to call the police, when I remembered about the peephole. Approaching the door on tiptoe and not seeing anyone there, I turned around, meeting a skeleton who was looking at me with empty eye sockets.

I was about to scream, but he put his finger to my lips. I was very scared and it was difficult to even move. My heart was pounding like crazy, but he just waited, looking into my eyes. Realizing that I was not going to scream, he let me go, disappearing, as if he had never been there. On shaking legs, I reached the bedroom, and immediately fell onto the bed. However, I began to hear the horns of the KAMAZ, and my last thought before meeting him was:

"How did he get up to the eleventh floor?!"

***

[Establishing connection... ~~already finished~~]

[Quantum transfer... ~~not really needed~~]

[Synchronization... ~~hopefully in the ass~~]

[Greetings, new ~~LOH~~ player]

[You have been chosen as a ~~victim~~ of the new user of the system's ~~shit~~]

[You have no opportunity to choose a world, ~~no choice, randomness rules~~]

[Are you ready to start? ~~Of course not, what else is there to think about?~~]

[Yes\No It is advisable to click here]

Seeing this inscription, I was afraid to even imagine what would happen next, because I died.

[Are you ready to start? ~~Hurry up, you are not the first such loser to die~~]

[Yes\No ~~it will no longer be your choice~~]

But because this inscription appeared again, I quickly clicked "Yes".

[Yeah, ~~it hasn't even been a hundred years~~]

[Please be patient and follow the administrator's instructions]

[Rebirth World: Random ~~You Will Be Asked~~]

[Expect ~~a dick in your ass~~]

1…

20…

57…

98…

100%

[Expect ~~a hellish death~~]

[Success! ~~Of course, successfully, or is my name not…~~]

[Success! ~~Shouldn't it be?~~]

[Error ~~bitch, are you serious?!~~]

[Enjoy the game! ~~Yeah, I hope you'll get killed by the first mob~~]

[Attention!]

[World selection in progress]

[Generation... generation... generation... generation completed]

[MLP World - LoLoJDH975]

[Name - ~~Zhenya is no longer there,~~ Kisunya]

[Race - Unicorn]

After reading the last line, I felt like I was standing in a huge field of wheat.

[You've received a letter from your favorite admin]

"I haven't had time to come to my senses yet, and I've already received a new message..."

"In short, listen, you pissing horse, I was given this fucking task to prevent the penetration of irregular oblong objects into your asshole! Are you dripping? Well, I don't give a damn what you say! So, before you even had time to show up, you might already be fucked. Why don't you ask, you're a woman, you'll endure everything, you'll grow a belly, you'll grow an imba-imba... But I don't get it, you're a man! What the fuck is written here: "Woman"?! Well, of course you are... I don't give a damn... I fulfilled the order, I have a soul. There was no agreement that it was a man or a woman. But it's okay, you'll get used to it: horse dick always goes in well, but comes out, however, badly. And besides, everyone gets used to it quickly."

I looked at all this with an uncomprehending look. However, when I was about to do something, someone wanted to hit me with a shovel and the world froze, turning gray.

"So you've met your first opponent.
Since this system is new, do you want to undergo training?"

[Yes\No]

I immediately, without thinking, pressed "Yes".

"Then listen carefully and remember: as a newbie, you are entitled to a small bonus."

[Received X10 boxes of items]

[Received X10 boxes of abilities]

"Well, at least something good," I thought as I looked at this message, but the standing horse with a shovel raised to strike still bothered me.

"Now let's get to the point: here are your physical characteristics."

Strength - This characteristic represents physical strength and your athletic training. With a higher die value, you can passively carry more weight and perform more outstanding physical activities.

Dexterity - This stat is all about agility, reflexes, and balance. Things like initiative, taking multiple actions without penalty, and how well you can completely avoid attacks. Also any attempts to move nimbly, quickly, or quietly, or trying not to fall off shaky ground.

Constitution - This stat measures your health, stamina, and vitality. A higher Constitution means you are less likely to get hurt or suffer certain debuffs that target your body.

"Next are your mental stats."

Intelligence is how quickly you grasp new ideas and understand them. This stat measures the strength of your mind, the accuracy of your memories, and your ability to reason.

Wisdom - This stat determines how attuned you are to the world around you, and reflects your perception and intuition.

"And the most important stats."

Charisma - The combination of everything you have. How you would appear to a particular intelligent being. It covers factors such as self-confidence and eloquence, and can reflect an attractive or impressive appearance.

Soul - your soul will always be important. It can either fall into darkness or go on the path to light. Allows you to strengthen the entire body and not lose your self upon death. Cannot be automatically applied by a dice. No checks to characteristics in life.

Luck is the most difficult and dangerous characteristic, because it rolls a special 1D10 die and is not affected by any modifiers, except for special items or blessings (If you fail, there is a 95% chance of dying. If you win, the laws of reality will be changed or rewritten, which will make the impossible possible - it also works in the opposite direction).

"Now let's move on to your characteristics, please roll these D20 dice."

Eight dice appeared in front of me in order, which led to all my characteristics, except luck, it was empty - having calmed down, I began to roll each of the dice one by one.

"Strength - 11 [Normal for a teenage earth pony, but you're a unicorn]"

"Dexterity - 14 [Your body is pretty agile - that's normal]"

"Constitution - 16 [A tree could fall on you, but you wouldn't care that it fell on you. Are you sure you're a unicorn?]"

"Intelligence - 7 [Typical earth pony or pegasus. Maybe you should take off your horn?]"

"Wisdom - 6 [Don't worry, many can do that. Horrible!]"

"Charisma - 18 [Well, you're attractive - that's the main thing. You'll be the best... on the board...]"

"Soul - 18 [Hell, you're almost imba. You can die more than once, and you won't care. Darkness and Light will think twice before messing with you. I wouldn't do it either, but I have to...]"

"Luck — ?"

"Great, now your traits."

"Unloved — you somehow offended the wrong people. You have temporarily lost the support of any of the gods. You are given a penalty to the roll of the luck dice -1, to neutralize the penalty, complete one task of the God."

"Recluse — everyone loves to sit at home, and you even more so. Therefore, you are given a small protection +2 * 1 from the area of \u200b\u200bkm^2."

"Intellectual — You can speak beautifully, and send everyone and everything in several languages. Gives +2 to charisma."

"Hitman (not by your own will) — you died not by your own will and were reborn in another world. You are either a loser, or the luckiest intelligent person in the universe. Since you have already hit, you are given one coupon for one free return to life without penalties."

"Unicorn — a representative of the pony, a subspecies of unicorn. You are gifted with magic through your horn, and in addition you are given a bonus to the ability check: "Intelligence +5", "Wisdom +5""

"We are almost done. Get your first D20 dice. Due to such an unpleasant situation, you are given complete luck when rolling, but before that - what dice are there and how to roll them. For certain actions in a given situation, you can roll a dice. You can roll for any action: for example, "Hit". The 1D20 dice roll falls 6, and a modifier is also given, which depends on the characteristics. Then, when receiving damage, you can either dodge, depending on dexterity, or take the hit with your body - constitution - while also rolling a dice. Now you have two dice available: D20 and D100."

"Would you like to listen about the D20-D100 dice?"

[Yes\No]

Since I seemed to understand about D20, but I should still listen to D100, and therefore, having pressed "Yes", I began to wait, glancing at the frozen pony with a shovel, and only now noticed the inscription above him.

"Concerned Earth Pony

Lvl.5

Status: Poisoned."

But I quickly got distracted from it, starting to read what she was sending me.

"Now I will explain to you how the dice work: D20 is the main die for all characteristics. It is thrown to check your characteristics in a given situation, there is no limit on the number.

1 - 4 - Failure.

5 - 8 - Minor failure.

9 - 12 - Indifference.

13 - 16 - Modest success.

17 - 20 - Success.

D100 is the main die for skills and abilities. Rolled when using any skill or ability. Grants a modifier depending on the skill or ability level.

0 — 5 — Absolute failure.

6 — 33 — Failure.

34 — 50 — Minor failure.

51 — 67 — Modest success.

68 — 95 — Success.

96 — 100 — Absolute success.

Also has no limit on the number of rolls.

Attention!

Remember, only the first roll counts, and the following rolls will have different effects. The rest of the dice are currently unavailable to you.

So, only your sheet remains, to call it, say: "Status".

[Status]

[Name — Kisunya]

[Race — Unicorn]

[Gender — Female]

[Age — 20 years]

[Abilities — ?]

[Skills — ?]

[Weapon — Hooves: 5 damage fix/+mod. from strength]

[Items — 10 ability boxes. 10 item boxes]

[Inventory — 110 Kg]

[Tasks]

[Shop]

[Characteristics «Expand»]

[Traits «Expand»]

[Achievements]

Synchronization complete, now you are familiar with this system — good luck in your game! "

The voice fell silent, and a cube began to spin in front of me.

[1D20] — choose your action option.

Evasion — agility check.

Escape - agility check.

Attack - strength check.

Persuasion - charisma check.

Endure - constitution check.

After thinking for a bit, I remembered what was said about luck in any situation, and chose to attack.

[1D20][11 Strength check 11+20][Success]

After that, I saw that I could hit with both my front and back hooves. And there was also a choice of both the muzzle and any place on his body. I decided that it would be better to hit the head with my back hooves, and everything suddenly returned to normal for me, and my body automatically turned around and hit the muzzle with its back hooves. The earth pony simply flew off from the blow and some kind of crunch was heard.

[Congratulations, you have defeated «Horny Earth Pony Lv.5»]

[Received: EXP [1D100][83X5 EXP]]

Finally sighing in relief, I simply sat down where I was standing, only slightly turning towards that pony. His minor status hung above him.

«Horny Earth Pony
Lv.5
Status: Stunned 1H.59M. Bleeding. Fracture.
Chance of dying: 95%»

Seeing that he might wake up, my mood suddenly disappeared. On slightly trembling hooves, I began to approach him closer and, seeing the bags on his back, I tried to take them off, so I rolled a dice.

[1D20][17 Hoof Dexterity Check][Success]

The bags literally flew into my hooves, I didn't even have time to understand anything. But then one thing dawned on me: looking again at the line "Gender", I rubbed my eyes with my hooves and looked again and, taking a deep breath, exhaled.

"Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck am I a mare for, damn it!" I screamed at the whole area from such injustice, but a small groan quickly brought me to my senses.

Looking at this pony, I quickly pulled myself together, or at least my hooves, and, thinking about the "Inventory" tab, I dragged the bag there, and it simply disappeared, and my inventory became 6 kg heavier. I wanted to throw the shovel, but disgust took its toll, and I decided not to waste more time, and a cube appeared in front of me at will.

"I roll four times in all directions."

Obeying, the dice rolled four times, and I got in turn: forward — 13, left — 8, right — 3, back — 10. Although there were no checks for obvious reasons, the numbers themselves let me know where to go next. After all, the forward direction is the largest number, and besides, the forest is there — the best place to live, if you don’t remember my wisdom.

And so I hurried there, starting, you could say, to run, if, of course, this stepping of hooves can be called running. Still, I don’t really want to wait for the earth pony to wake up... And no matter how hard I tried, the thoughts madly rushing from side to side did not give me peace.

“I’m a filly... How and why is that even possible?” — these thoughts just couldn’t leave my head. Only when I reached the forest itself, I was finally able to calm down, but I didn’t feel any calmer from that.

***

*While our time traveler was looking for adventures on his own*

"Kisunya, what the hell?!" Lee shouted at her, having very serious claims.

"And what about me? I'm okay! There is a time traveler?! I just helped you a little," she said with the most innocent smile in the world.

This made Lee's eye twitch.

"And what is this?!"

"Cubes, what?"

"Cubes-huyubiki, damn you! I'm not talking about cubes, I'm talking about the number! Where did you find HIS number? Don't you know that it's dangerous?!"

"Oh, you mean that... Yes, of course I know, but only if you don't pay a decent price. Besides, I saved money because the system is pretty stable. Although this is my first attempt..."

All Lee could do was facehook from doom. His supplier and friend not only hired one of the NZH henchmen, which is partially taboo and is used in extreme cases, but also managed to screw up the system, which took a long time to obtain, having bought it, so to speak, at an exorbitant price from one of the gods, which caused her to go on a drinking binge.

As soon as we pumped her out, she cursed us for a week, but fortunately Kisunya did something and it seemed to be fixed and started working. Only it started working somehow differently... But since the order was completed, I hurried to get away from them. I don’t want to know and get involved in what Kisunya came up with - let the others suffer, and I’d rather take care of my shop.