I was reborn incorrectly.

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"Congratulations: you are a bread!

Due to your inaction, you have lost your advantage, and now all your opponents know where your juicy ass is.

Be careful!"

"Wha-at?.." — I looked at this message in shock, not understanding what was going on here. "What do you mean?.."

In order to figure it all out, I started reading the rest of the messages.

"Param-pam-pam...
Congratulations!
You have received a global quest for this world.
Choose from several options."

1] For Peace and Love! — this world has not yet fully understood the power of Love. For so many years they have been following only Peace, but they have not fully understood the power of Love.
Task: to give Love to every creature living in this world, who lives in it, bringing the light of peace and love to every home, to every soul. Let everyone love not only themselves, but also their neighbors.
Reward: the opportunity to take a unique class: Paladin of Peace and Love. Latex BDSM sexy costume and a staff of a girl sorceress. Hapsiel Approves.
Penalty for failure: you cannot fail the quest.
Unique Class: Paladin of Peace and Love - the god of Love Hapsiel gives you his blessing. You, as one of his paladins, must bring the light of Peace and Love to all worlds.
Bonuses: +2 to Strength and Constitution; +5 to Charisma.
Abilities: ? (Select this class to access the preview)

2] ~~For the glory of Khorne~~... no, no way! These bastards are not enough here.
~~For the glory of Hapsiel~~... no, that's not it either.
~~For the glory of the Nightmare Lord~~... too unpredictable consequences.
~~For the glory of the Emperor~~... damn, I hope the fanatics don't come running.
~~For the Monolith~~... well, the fanatics will definitely come running.
Okay, screw it, for the glory of someone of your choosing, you will capture this world and give it to him.
Objective: capture this world by any means and give it as an offering to anyone.
Reward: a blessing and reward from the one you choose.
Penalty for failure: you will receive nothing.

3] Slaughter! Slaughter never changes! - all living beings in this world must be destroyed, and on the ruins of their cities and bodies, a kingdom of blood and death will reign.
Objective: kill all living beings in this world.
Reward: the opportunity to take a unique class: Reaper of Death, unique killer equipment, as well as the knowledge of how to use it.
Penalty for failure: you will be killed as many times as there are still alive.
Unique Class: Reaper of Death - a killer and a butcher, you are the one who brings only death and destruction. With each kill you become stronger, but the price for this power is very high: eternal loneliness.
Bonuses: +5 to Dexterity, Strength and Constitution.
Abilities: ? (Select this class to access the preview)

4] Canon! - the world goes according to the canon laid down for it, so why change anything, let everything go its own way.
Task: do not let any events change the Canon, everything must follow the canon.
Reward: the opportunity to take a unique class: Observer.
Penalty for failure: you will be forever locked in this world, and all its inhabitants will hate you.
Unique Class: Observer - you are only an observer, someone who does not interfere with the events of the world.
Bonuses: +5 to Intelligence and Wisdom
Abilities: ? (Select this class to view)

5] Harem King! - oh yeah, you're the alpha male/female, you'll conquer the hearts of all the hottest babes in this world and build your most unique harem.
Objective: seduce all the princesses, all the six, all the important secondary characters.
Reward: the opportunity to take a unique class: Harem Builder. A jar of endless Vaseline and lubricant, a unique aphrodisiac and a potion to increase stamina.
Penalty for failure: you won't get Vaseline and lubricant, and you'll also become the most notorious...
Unique Class: Harem Builder - a harem, the best thing that can happen, because this class gives you the opportunity to become stronger with each new member of your harem.
Bonuses: +10 to Constitution.
Abilities: ? (Select this class to access the preview)

6] You, me, him, her — together a papal family! — your brother/sister in the shop can look into this world.
Task: the path of friendship or war with this time traveler. But we all know that Friendship is a miracle.
Reward: the opportunity to take a unique class: Diplomat/Warlord.
Penalty for failure: the world may die.
Unique Class: Diplomat/Warlord — Attention! Depending on the path, information will be given.
Bonuses: Attention! Depending on the path, information will be given.
Abilities: ? (Select this class to access the preview)

7] I am a Legend! - a legend needs to perform a legendary feat that will be in the hearts and minds of everyone living in this world, it can be anything: from saving the world to anything.
Task: to let everyone living on this planet understand that you are not someone who can be sent away. Leaving yourself on the pages of history as a Legend who will be remembered.
Reward: the opportunity to take a unique class: Legend; unique weapon; unique counter - "Karma".
Penalty for failure: you will never be a legend.
Unique Class: Legend - you are a legend of this world, and depending on the choice of what kind of legend you will be, you can get a karma point.
Bonuses: +10 to Pathos.
Abilities: ? (Select this class to access the view)

8] I WANT TO BE AN ALICORN TOO! — There are very few alicorns in this world, so let's increase their population.
Objective: Become an alicorn or give birth to an alicorn
Reward: Depends on the method.
Penalty: You will not be an alicorn.
Warning: If you choose this goal, you will not be able to change your race.

9] No Way Home? — There must be a way to get you back. Try to find it if you can.
Objective: Return Home.
Reward: You will be home.
Penalty: You will stay here forever.
Warning: If you choose this goal, you will not be able to change the world.

10] Shadow, wizard, money, gang! — Everyone needs money, and authority even more so. Will you be able to achieve everything or will you go to the bottom: the world of little ponies can hide a dark side, know this.
Objective: Become the richest and most authoritative wizard in this world. Impossible? You haven't even tried!
Reward: wealth, fame, and shadow power.
Penalty: you will be trampled into the mud.
Caution: if you choose this goal, your chances of survival are much lower.

11] Five minutes - normal flight! - this world under the leadership of Celestia has been standing still for a very long time, so fix it, give it a goal and opportunities, making it advanced.
Objective: put the whole world on production rails and get to the neighboring star system. A simple matter. An adventure for 20 minutes.
Reward: the technologies you create will be strengthened by the system.
Penalty: depending on progress.
Caution: if you choose this goal, you can expose this world to nuclear fire.

12] There is only one main character here and that is me! - you are the main character here, so let the others know it too. Why do you need these stupid competitors?
Objective: Kill all the main characters of the story, including the antagonists.
Reward: Unique class: Liquidator and unique equipment for it.
Penalty for failure: Becoming the number one target for all these characters who will unite against you.

"Param-pam-pam...
Congratulations!
You have been given a unique quest."
My croup belongs to me! - everyone in this barrier was exposed to a unique poison, making them stupid and preoccupied.
Objective: Prevent oblong long objects from getting your croup, while finally clearing the illusory barrier by any means.
Reward: Your croup will remain clean and innocent. Skill - Info Sotka.
Penalty for failure: Your butt is no longer yours.

Info Sotka: The skill will allow you to learn about an object through a cube [1D6]

After reading all this, I realized that things were bad for me. This realization became especially clear when a filly jumped out of the bushes, her crazy gaze directed at me, but unlike that pony, she had wings. And again, the world froze in front of me.

[1D20] - Choose your action option.
Dodge - agility check.
Escape - agility and constitution check.
Attack - strength and agility check.
Persuasion - charisma check.
Endure - constitution check.

I chose dodge without thinking twice, after which the die, obeying someone's will, was thrown. And when it fell, another message appeared in front of me.

[1D20][12 Dexterity check][Indifference]

My attempt to dodge was a bit of a failure, and she was able to grab my tail with her hoof. So I had to use my back hooves to strike, and at that moment the world froze again until the die fell, showing the number 14.

[1D20][14 Strength Test][Modest Success]

The blow was a success, knocking most of the nonsense out of her. The pegasus, who had fallen on her back, tried to get up, but I, wasting no time, wanted to give her another blow.

[1D20][4 Strength Test][Failure]

Alas, I did not have time to strike, and as soon as I raised my hoof to strike, she immediately came to her senses and jumped away from me. Although she was battered, she was not as agile as when she jumped on me. At that moment, I was finally able to see her status.

«Concerned Pegasus Filly
Lvl.10
Status: poisoned; slight dizziness; slight fracture"

However, she took advantage of my distraction, almost missing the moment when she jumped on me again in an attempt to knock me to the ground.

[1D20][16 Constitution Check][Modest Success]

The die gave me the advantage of stopping the moment to decide what to do, and as I already realized, it slightly adjusted my body. After all, as soon as she pounced on me, I was able to take the blow with my body only by stepping back a few steps, almost falling in the process. Not wanting to take another blow, I rolled the die to dodge.

[1D20][18 Dexterity Check][Success]

Having dodged her blow, I immediately counterattacked.

[1D20][4 Strength Test 4+2][Minor failure]

My blow was not as strong as I wanted, because when I aimed for her face, I slightly grazed her neck. From which she received little damage, but due to the previous blows, she became even slower, because she walked somehow. Not wanting to take on another murder, I ran away.

"I can't kill again, she is a living, intelligent creature."

Alas, my run did not last long, and, having reached the edge, a very dangerous sight for my eyes appeared before me: in the open area, from behind the bushes and trees, a lot of different ponies began to run out. A lot of ponies with horns, with wings, as well as simple ponies, fillies and stallions, and the most terrible thing was to see not only their look, but also what the stallions had shorter. I felt scared - my asshole shrank to an atom, but their looks weren't as crazy as the first pony's.

[2D20] [17 Dexterity Check] [14 Constitution Check]

[Success] [Modest Success]

After I rolled all the dice, the run began - a very difficult run for me. And it was difficult, more mentally than physically, because I was being chased by not one, but a whole crowd of ponies wanting to get my ass. Trying to weave among the trees and a few rocks and bushes, I was able to break away from most of them, because they switched to each other.