My name is Ava Car...- I mean, Twilight Sparkle!

by Mellow Mare

Chapter 3: Apple cider... Vinegar?

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I was lost. Again.

Canterlot was officially a maze, and I was starting to lose hope. Every street looked identical, every fancy house seemed like a copy-paste version of the one before it, and none of them had house numbers. Who the hell designed this city?! If I had hands, I’d be pulling my hair out right now.

I adjusted the saddlebag that had slipped off my back for the hundredth time, half-dangling by one barely tied strap. “I swear to God, if I don’t find this stupid party soon, I’m just gonna start screaming.”

Why am I even going there? It's not like not having them as Twilight's friend affect Equestria's fate, right? Or would it? Like, what if Twilight never went to make amends with them, they could have turned on her, Starlight style!!

My hooves clattered against the cobblestone as I glanced around wildly, hoping for a miracle—or at least a friendly pony who could tell me where the hell I was. I was about two seconds away from giving up when I spotted three familiar ponies trotting down the street, laughing and chatting like they didn’t have a care in the world.

It took me a second to recognize them—Lemon Hearts, Lyra Heartstrings, and Minuette. The exact ponies I was supposed to know but totally didn’t remember until this very moment.

I didn’t care how awkward it would be. These ponies knew Moondancer. They knew where her house was. They were my lifeline, and I was not about to let them slip away.

Without thinking, I broke into a run, shouting, “Hey! Hey, wait up!”

All three of them stopped in their tracks, turning to look at me with wide eyes. I probably looked like a lunatic charging down the street, but I didn’t care. I skidded to a halt in front of them, breathing hard and trying not to look like a total idiot.

“Twilight?” Minuette said, blinking at me like I was an apparition. “What’s going on?”

I struggled to catch my breath, waving a hoof toward them. “Thank God I found you guys!” I gasped. “I was, uh, trying to get to Moondancer’s party, and I kinda got... lost.”

They exchanged confused glances, their mouths hanging open. Lemon Hearts leaned in, her eyebrows practically disappearing into her mane. “You’re going to Moondancer’s party?”

“Uh, yeah!” I said, probably a little too enthusiastically. “Totally going! Why wouldn’t I? It’s a party!”

Lyra tilted her head, looking at me like I’d just told her the sky was green. “You... never go to parties, Twilight.”

Oh, great. This again. Apparently, “Twilight Sparkle” going to a party was like a fish learning to fly. I forced a smile, trying to ignore the knot of awkwardness building in my chest. “Well, you know... I’m trying something new. Gotta, uh, get out more. You know... socialize.”

The three of them stared at me like I’d grown a second head. For a second, I thought they were going to ask me if I’d hit my head recently, but then Minuette smiled.

“That’s awesome!” she said, her grin stretching from ear to ear. “We were just heading there now. You should come with us!”

“Oh, thank God,” I muttered, feeling a wave of relief wash over me. At least now I wouldn’t have to wander the streets of Canterlot like a lost tourist.

“Did you just say, ‘Thank God’?” Lyra asked, her face scrunching up in confusion.

“Uh, no! Nope! I said, ‘That’s good!’ You know, because it’s... good. That you’re going to the party. And I’m going. With you.” I was rambling at this point, but they didn’t seem to notice—or they were just too polite to call me out on it.

Lemon Hearts raised an eyebrow but didn’t press the issue. “Well, come on, then! We don’t want to keep Moondancer waiting!”

I followed the three ponies, finally feeling like I wasn’t going to spend the rest of the night lost in the endless labyrinth that was Canterlot. As we walked, I tried to act casual, like I wasn’t a total mess on the inside.

“So,” Minuette said, glancing over at me with a curious smile, “you’re really taking a break from your studies to come to a party? I didn’t think we’d ever see the day.”

I let out a nervous laugh, trying to think of something semi-believable. “Yeah, well, you know... work-life balance and all that. Can’t spend all day in a library, right?”

Lemon Hearts giggled. “Moondancer’s gonna freak when she sees you! She’s been hoping you’d come for ages.”

Great. No pressure or anything. I could already feel the guilt creeping in. Yeah, Moondancer’s only been waiting for Twilight to show up for, like, years. And if I don’t fix this, she’s gonna have a total meltdown in the future. But no big deal.

As we walked, I couldn’t help but notice how excited the other ponies were. They kept chatting about how great the decorations would be, how amazing Moondancer’s cake was, and how much fun they were going to have. Meanwhile, I was trying to mentally prepare myself for what was probably going to be a cupcake-filled, balloon-decorated, G-rated nightmare.

“You’ve gotta see the decorations,” Lemon Hearts said, practically bouncing with excitement. “We helped Moondancer set everything up yesterday!”

“Yeah,” Lyra added, nodding eagerly. “It’s gonna be so cute.”

“Cute,” I repeated, trying not to sound too horrified. “Yeah... that sounds... nice.”

In my head, I was already preparing for the worst. I could see it now: a room filled with balloons, streamers, and no alcohol whatsoever. No loud music. No dancing until you could barely stand. Just polite conversation and maybe some pin-the-tail-on-the-pony.

Oh God. What have I gotten myself into?

Minuette must have noticed the look on my face because she gave me a curious glance. “You okay, Twilight? You look kinda... nervous.”

I plastered on the best fake smile I could manage. “Nope! Not nervous at all! Just... really looking forward to all the... fun.”

They all exchanged amused glances, clearly thinking I was just being weird old Twilight. But I couldn’t shake the feeling that this was going to be one of the most awkward experiences of my life. Well, at least I had a gift, thanks to Spike.


Stepping into Moondancer’s house was like walking into a sugary wonderland. The place was decked out in balloons, streamers, and a giant cake that took up most of the table in the center of the room. It was colorful, cheerful, and, okay, not the wild party I was used to back on Earth—but honestly? It was still kind of cute.

I looked around at all the happy faces, the unicorns laughing and chatting, and I couldn’t help but smile. Sure, this wasn’t exactly a nightclub with loud music and flashy lights, but hey, a party’s a party, right?

Moondancer looked at me with wide, hopeful eyes, clearly nervous about whether or not I’d enjoy myself. “Do you like it, Twilight? I, uh, didn’t know if it was too much.”

I grinned, shaking my head. “No way! This is great, Moondancer! You went all out. It looks... super fun.” And surprisingly, I wasn’t even lying. The innocent vibe of the party actually had a certain charm to it. Maybe I was just relieved that I wasn’t lost anymore.

But, something was missing. My mind buzzed with possibilities. Wait... A mischievous idea popped into my head. If I was going to be here, I might as well make it really fun, right?

I trotted over to Moondancer, a playful grin tugging at my lips. “Hey, I’ve got an idea,” I said, lowering my voice conspiratorially. “How about we kick this party up a notch?”

Moondancer blinked at me, clearly caught off guard. “What do you mean?”

“Ever heard of apple cider?” I asked, giving her a wink. “The good stuff.”

Her eyes widened. “You mean... from Sweet Apple Acres?”

“Exactly.” I turned to the others, raising my voice. “Hey, who’s up for some strong cider? We can turn this party into something really special!”

Minuette and Lemon Hearts exchanged confused glances, but Lyra’s eyes lit up like I’d just handed her the moon. “Cider? I’m in!”

Moondancer hesitated, then smiled shyly. “Well... okay, if you think it’ll make the party better!”

I grinned, my heart racing with excitement. Let’s do this.


The night had escalated fast.

What had started as a simple birthday party with polite conversation and cake had turned into something much more... intense. Turns out, Sweet Apple Acres’ famous cider? Way stronger than expected. And now everypony was feeling it.

Minuette was draped over a couch, giggling uncontrollably as Lemon Hearts tried (and failed) to balance a stack of cupcakes on her head. Lyra was off in the corner, dramatically singing a ballad about something ridiculous, her voice cracking every few words. And Moondancer? She was laughing so hard she could barely breathe, her glasses slipping down her nose as she tried to wipe away tears.

Me? I was having the time of my life. Or at least, my current one.

“Oh my God, this cider is insane!” I shouted, my face flushed as I stumbled around, trying to avoid knocking over the table. “Who knew ponies could make cider this strong?”

“Woohoo!” Lyra yelled, flailing her hooves in the air. “This is the best party ever!

Moondancer, still red-faced from laughter, grinned at me. “Twilight! You’re amazing! This is so much fun!

I threw a hoof around her shoulders, grinning like an idiot. “Told you we’d kick it up a notch!”

Spike, however, was less enthusiastic. He stood off to the side, arms crossed, watching the chaos unfold with a deeply unamused expression. “Twilight, this is getting out of control,” he muttered, shaking his head. “You guys are going to regret this in the morning.”

I turned to him, swaying slightly. “Aw, come on, Spike! Lighten up! We’re just having a little fun! You’re the one who said I needed to be more social, right?”

Spike sighed, pinching the bridge of his snout. “Yeah, but I didn’t mean getting everypony drunk on cider and doing... whatever this is.” He gestured toward Lemon Hearts, who had just collapsed into a pile of cupcakes, her mane now covered in frosting.

“We’ll be fine!” I said, waving him off. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

As if on cue, Minuette stumbled over, giggling hysterically as she pointed a hoof at me. “Twilight! You should totally use your magic to make more cider!”

I snorted, waving my hoof dismissively. “Pfft. I.. well.. you knooooow... Sure YES thats a great idea!"

“Do it!” she insisted, her giggles turning into full-blown laughter. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Spike groaned, his claws covering his face. “Please don’t.”


Just when I thought the night couldn’t get any better, I overheard two ponies chatting by the window. I wasn’t paying much attention at first—mostly because Lyra was now trying to juggle empty cider mugs—but then something one of them said made my ears perk up.

“So the Summer Sun Celebration’s in two days, right?” one of the mares asked.

“Yeah, and it’s in Ponyville this year! Can you believe it?”

My brain screeched to a halt. Oh shit. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

Two days. The Summer Sun Celebration was in two days. That meant Nightmare Moon was coming. In two days.

I’d been so wrapped up in the party that I’d completely forgotten about the timeline! I hadn’t written the letter to Celestia yet, I hadn’t gone to Ponyville, and Nightmare Moon’s return was literally two days away.

“Oh my God!” I blurted out suddenly, making everypony turn to stare at me. My eyes went wide with panic, and I started pacing in circles, completely losing it. “Two days?! How did I forget? Oh no, no, no, no! I haven’t even written the letter to Celestia about Nightmare Moon! And then I’m supposed to go to Ponyville! And Pinkie Pie’s supposed to find me—oh God, what if I missed Pinkie Pie?! The timeline is already screwed! I’ve missed everything!”

Everypony in the room was staring at me like I’d just announced I was actually a dragon in disguise.

“Twilight?” Moondancer asked, her voice uncertain. “What are you talking about?”

But I couldn’t stop. My brain was spiraling, and everything was falling apart. “I missed the part where I’m supposed to warn Celestia! And now we’re doomed! Nightmare Moon’s going to show up and banish Celestia to the moon! And then we won’t have the Elements of Harmony because I won’t meet Twilight's - I mean..-my friends! This is so bad!”

The other ponies exchanged worried glances, whispering to each other. Clearly, I had lost them somewhere around “banish Celestia to the moon.”

Before I could make things even worse by accidentally spoiling the entire show, I spotted Spike walking toward me with a confused look on his face, holding a plate of cake. Without thinking, I grabbed him with my magic—because apparently I could do that now—and yanked him toward me.

“Spike! We have to go! NOW!” I shouted, my voice rising to an almost hysterical pitch.

Spike yelped as he was suddenly lifted into the air, cake flying out of his claws. “Wha—Twilight?!”

I didn’t wait for him to ask questions. I spun around and bolted for the door, Spike still floating in my magical grip. “Sorry! Gotta run! Thanks for the party, Moondancer! Bye!” I shouted over my shoulder, racing out the door with Spike flailing behind me.

The last thing I saw before the door slammed behind me was Moondancer’s utterly baffled expression.


By the time I skidded to a halt outside the castle, my heart was pounding in my chest, and my brain felt like it was going to explode. Spike finally wiggled free from my magical grip and landed on the ground with an oof.

“Twilight, what the heck was that about?!” Spike demanded, brushing cake crumbs off his scales. “You just ran out of there like the building was on fire!”

“Spike! We have a huge problem!” I blurted, my voice rising in panic.

He raised an eyebrow, clearly unimpressed. “The cider? Yeah, I figured that out.”

“No! Not the cider!” I snapped, waving my hooves frantically. “The Summer Sun Celebration! Nightmare Moon! It’s happening in two days! And I haven’t done anything yet! I haven’t even warned Celestia!”

Spike’s eyes widened. “Wait, what?”

I started pacing, my thoughts spiraling out of control. “This is so bad! The timeline’s completely screwed! I was supposed to be in Ponyville by now, but instead I’m here, drinking cider and—Oh God, what if I don’t meet Pinkie Pie? What if everything falls apart?”

Spike pinched the bridge of his snout again. “Twilight, calm down. You’re not making any sense.”

“No, you don’t understand!” I practically screamed, grabbing him by the shoulders. “Nightmare Moon is going to banish Celestia to the moon! And then we’re all going to be stuck in eternal night! And I missed the whole letter thing! And I didn’t meet Pinkie, or Rainbow, or—”

“Twilight!” Spike shouted, shaking me out of my rant. “You need to chill. We’ll figure it out.”

I let out a shaky breath, my heart pounding. “Right. Right. We’ll figure it out. But we need to act now!”

Spike raised an eyebrow. “Now?”

“Yes! Right now! We need to write to Celestia and tell her about Nightmare Moon, and then we need to get to Ponyville! Immediately!”

Spike groaned, but he followed along. “Alright, alright. But I really hope you’re not just overreacting again. Ill get the quills.”

“I’m not overreacting!” I yelled as I paced in circles, leaving the cider-fueled chaos behind. “We’re literally on a timeline here!”

I watched him waddle off, my mind racing a mile a minute. The timeline was messed up. I was supposed to have warned Celestia by now, supposed to have been sent to Ponyville. But now? Now I had no idea what was going to happen.

All I knew for sure was that I needed to fix this. Fast.


Spike came waddling back, quill in one claw and a scroll in the other, looking more confused than ever. “Okay, Twilight. I’ve got the quill and the scroll. So... what was so important that you had to run out of Moondancer’s party like that?”

I stood there, heart still pounding in my chest, trying to catch my breath. My mind was racing. What was so important? Oh, you know, just the small matter of impending eternal night and the possible collapse of the timeline! No big deal!

I took a deep breath, trying to calm myself. Okay, Ava. Keep it together. You can’t freak out in front of Spike. He’s already suspicious as hell. “I, uh, needed to send a letter to Celestia. Like, right now. This is... it’s... super important. Life-or-death kind of important.”

Spike tilted his head, scratching behind his ear. “Uh, okay. About what?”

I swallowed hard. I had to be careful. I couldn’t just blurt out everything about Nightmare Moon like some raving lunatic. I had to make it sound... official. Think like Twilight. Think like Twilight. How would she write this?

“Alright,” I started, clearing my throat and trying to look composed. “We’re going to write to the princess and tell her that... uh... she needs to send us to Ponyville. Like... now.”

Spike blinked up at me, his confusion deepening. “‘Send us’? Don’t you usually write, like... more politely than that?”

I froze, my stomach twisting. Shit. He’s right. Twilight wouldn’t demand anything from Princess Celestia. She’s all ‘respectful’ and ‘proper’ but... She is the kind of pony who shouts at Spike to write a letter about world-ending crises. I let out a shaky breath, feeling my composure slipping.

Come on, Ava. You’ve seen this show a million times. You know how Twilight writes. You just... forgot. Yeah. You’ve totally got this.

I forced a smile, then cleared my throat again. “Right, yes, of course. Ahem. Let’s start... properly.”

Spike raised an eyebrow but shrugged, quill poised to write. “Okay, shoot.”

“Okay, um... ‘Dear Princess Celestia...’” I said, watching as Spike scribbled the words down. So far, so good. I could do this. Just keep it simple, right?

“Dear Princess Celestia,” Spike mumbled to himself as he wrote.

I paced a little, trying to remember how the letter was supposed to go in the show. Twilight had written about Nightmare Moon, but it had been forever since I’d watched the first episode. My memory was foggy, and the details weren’t coming back fast enough.

“Okay, write this,” I continued, trying to sound confident. “‘I have reason to believe... that... uh... something bad is about to happen. Like, really bad.’”

Spike paused, glancing up at me with a confused frown. “Uh... ‘something bad’?”

“Yes! Something bad!” I snapped, feeling the panic rising again. “Look, Spike, it’s complicated! I can’t explain everything right now, but just... tell her that Equestria is in danger! And... and we need to bring a stop to it before it’s too late!”

Spike stared at me, quill hovering over the scroll. “Okaaay... but, like, how do you know all this?”

Crap. I hadn’t thought that far ahead. There was no way I could explain how I knew about Nightmare Moon without sounding completely insane. “Just... don’t worry about that. Let’s keep going.”

Spike nodded slowly, still looking skeptical but continuing to write. I could practically feel his suspicion growing by the second.

“Alright, let’s add, um... ‘I believe Nightmare Moon is returning. Soon.’” My voice wavered slightly as I tried to remember what came next. There had been something about the Elements of Harmony, right? But I didn’t remember when Twilight had figured that out. “And, uh... something about the Elements of Harmony... yeah, that too.”

Spike’s quill scratched across the scroll as he wrote. I could feel my anxiety creeping up again. What if I was getting this all wrong? What if I messed up the timeline even more? Twilight had been sent to Ponyville for a reason, and I hadn’t even met the other ponies yet. What if I missed Pinkie Pie or something?!

“‘Elements of Harmony’... got it,” Spike mumbled, glancing up at me again. “Uh, Twilight? You sure about this? You’re not... I dunno, getting a little carried away?”

I could feel my patience fraying, but I tried to stay calm. “No, Spike! I’m not getting carried away! I’m trying to save Equestria, okay?! This is... this is huge! Just... just finish the letter.”

Spike gave me a wary look, but he nodded and continued. “Okay, what else?”

I chewed on my lip, trying to think. The show had made it look so easy. Twilight had written to Celestia, Celestia sent her to Ponyville, and everything worked out. But here? In real life? I felt like I was flying blind. “Uh... write... ‘Please send me to Ponyville immediately so I can investigate.’”

“Ponyville?” Spike asked, his quill pausing mid-air. “What’s in Ponyville?”

I flinched, my brain scrambling for an answer. “Um... cupcakes? Just—Spike, trust me! We need to get to Ponyville. That’s where... everything is going to happen.”

Spike’s face twisted with confusion, but he kept writing. “Alright, then. ‘Send me to Ponyville immediately.’ Got it. What else?”

I hesitated, trying to think of how Twilight would normally end a letter. Then it hit me—her signature. She always signed her letters the same way. “And, uh, finish with, ‘Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.’”

Spike scribbled the final words, then rolled up the scroll with a neat little bow. “Okay, that’s it. Now what?”

I swallowed hard, feeling the weight of what I was about to do. This letter was going to change everything. If I was wrong, if I’d messed up the timing or the details... well, let’s just say things could get really bad.

But what other choice did I have? Nightmare Moon was coming, and if I didn’t act fast, it could mean the end of Equestria as we knew it.

“Send it,” I said firmly, trying to keep my voice steady. “Send it right now.”

Spike raised an eyebrow but didn’t argue. He held the scroll up, took a deep breath, and with a small burst of green flame, the letter was gone.

I let out a shaky breath, the adrenaline starting to wear off. “Alright. Now we wait.”

Spike stared at me for a long moment, his arms crossed. “Twilight... what’s going on? You’ve been acting really weird all day. You never run out of parties, you never write letters like that, and you’re freaking out about this Nightmare Moon thing like you know something we don’t.”

I forced a smile, even though I felt like I was about to collapse from sheer anxiety. “I’m fine, Spike. Really. Just... a lot on my mind.”

Spike didn’t look convinced, but he sighed and shrugged. “Alright, if you say so. But this better not be one of your freakouts over nothing.”

I watched as he turned and walked back inside, leaving me alone in the gardens. The evening air was cool, and I could hear the distant sounds of Canterlot bustling beyond the castle walls.

I stood there, staring at the spot where the letter had vanished, my mind racing with a thousand thoughts. Had I done the right thing? Was this what Twilight would have done? And more importantly, was I completely screwing up the timeline?

I had no idea.

All I could do was wait—and hope that I hadn’t just made things worse.


Author's Note

Looks like Ava.._ um... Twilight's got herself into quite a big pickle here, shouldn't she have left hours ago already?? Hopefully Celestia is not in bed yet and can respond to her fast!

I guess we'll seeee :twilightoops:

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