Sapphire’s Solution (Non-Self/Suffering/Impermanence)by Qibli2ChaptersA Sea of Endless BlueDr. SunshineNotes From the StudioThe Tipping PointII. SufferingThe Broken MareTracklistSapphire’s SolutionI. Non-SelfA Sea of Endless Blue (Session List)Help MeHelp Me.Help Me..Help Me…Help Me….…Please…King MarigoldThe ResponseThe Response (Reprise)Marigold Writes BackNot MeNot Me (Session List)King Marigold’s ReactionThe TourGetting ThereTour PamphletAnonymous ReviewThe ConclusionAllMarket ReceiptDr.SunshhhneBurnt Ice’s LetterSapphire’s ResponseThe Broken Mare (Session List)III. ImpermanenceThe QuestionAn AnswerAnonymous Review 2A Sea of Endless BlueAnd if you ever touch the sky You will know that you can fly As far as eye can see The waxéd wings are yours to wear Freedom with no cross to bear All you see is all that’s fair A sea of endless blue Wind is blowing through your mane Free from all that’s proved inane Wide enough to go insane A sea of endless blue A sea of endless blue… ”A Sea of Endless Blue” (Fragment)- Sapphire Shores Dr. SunshineI’m done. I’m done with all your begging and pleading. It’s like you have a constant obsession. You call me your “Favorite Pony”, but I am so sick of you being standoffish. And sure, you’re always apologizing, but wallowing in self-pity can only be bearable for so long before I’m tired of it. I do know for a fact you’d never cheat on me, but I don’t think the circumstances leading up to that are healthy. I’m constantly trying to settle you down, and while I do admit you’ve gotten better, I just can’t do it anymore. I'm a doctor and I don't know what your deal is. Love, Golden Sunshine Notes From the StudioStill Water’s Notes Sapphire Shores came in today, and she looks like she’s seen better days. Apparently she wrote a strongly worded letter to the record label head? I wouldn’t know, but I did here her marefriend broke up with her or something. Sucks for her, I guess. But she’s still in here looking like she’s ready to murder everypony in the room — I got myself a nice cup of coffee. Sapphire doesn’t look any better. She’s coaching the session guitarist on something— she wanted an electric guitarist this time. Weird — Well, first take of the song sounded good. Can probably use that later in the mix — I have never ever heard her use a guitar solo, much less one so dissonant. What is going on with her today — Drummer’s getting in. Seems to want very little drum programming here, of course I’ll retime everything in post. I’m sure the rest of the instruments will be fine — Rest of the instruments went on without a hitch. Sapphire just came in to monitor the mix a little, with just a little murderous intent. She seems pushier today, she has a very clear idea for what this song is supposed to be and I don’t see how it’s going to be a hit. It’s angry, it’s spiteful, she sounds a second away from hysterical crying. Do filles like this now? I mean I’ve heard of ‘emo’ but this is ridiculous — I’m so getting fired for this The Tipping PointThank you, Mr. Marigold… I’ll do my best. II. Suffering Author's Note Hope you’re enjoying the show so far. This story was such a nightmare to write gonna be honest. Never really written a character who had shades of an anti-hero before— and I hope I did well. But there’s still half a story left so make sure you’re comfortable. It only gets more intense. The Broken MareWhat will I be drinking When morning comes A bottle of cider I’ll have so much fun. I’ll lay on the ground As stars swirl around I’ll be wearing a smile Perhaps upside-down. And soon you will seee Who I’m meant to beee I am the broken mare I am alone I am the broken mare Here to atone I am the broken mare Naught but an act I am the broken mare Under attack I’ll pour out my soul My life in the grooves The mare that I’ve lost And mind I’ve yet to lose With every burnt end I’m closer to gone With every single I keep putting on “The Broken Mare” (fragment)- Sapphire Shores (scribbled on half a sheet of printer paper) Tracklist Diamonds (Live) The Magic Touch (Live) The Good Times (Live) A Beautiful Mare (Live) Sea of Endless Blue (Live) Last Dance (Live) Pop Power! (Live) The Perfect Pony (And the Consequence of Imperfection) (Live) The Chains (Live) Not Me (Live) Crisis in a Major Key/The Cost of Everything and More (Live) v (Live) The Broken Mare (Live) |PARENTAL ADVISORY_| |==================| |__EXPLICIT CONTENT__| Sapphire’s Solution“Welcome to the greatest show on earth where you can see a mare— Because of course you can’t be the biggest popstar in the world without breaking a few bones— This is dedicated to the best times of my life— the false memories and extinguished hopes— I am so, so sorry, please forgive me Dr. Sun— Hey remember that song that underperformed because I wasn’t bleeding on stage enough? You— Now this one’s a cheerful little ditty about death! After all I’ve already killed myself for you— [unintelligible crying interspersed with apologies] [silence] You don’t like me, do you? After all I haven’t really be engaged with the audience. I— I— I— I didn’t hear any cheering, who’s sharing the cue? Who is? I will kill you, every single pony in this venue and then— Was that not enough for you? Right! You want to hear me break down! That’s the only way my art will be worth anything, by exploiting the artist until she dies. It’s always best to put every breakdown you’ve ever had onto the page, the back of a napkin, just so you can slice yourself into tiny little pieces for everypony to enjoy! You want this! You want me yelling at you! A breakdown is always better. It’s more artistic. And when my blood is on the walls you will all be consuming it like I’m still the biggest popstar in Equestria! You sicken me, you, you, you— — This is what you wanted wasn’t it? A Broken Mare? This is The Broken Mare Tour! So hey! Have I bled out enough for you yet? Do you want me crucified until I make the most artistic music I can? I bet you do. Because it’s what you want. I. Non-Self Author's Note Hi! It’s the author here, Dashie04. I’m here to say that this story is very heavy, and very experimental, featuring themes of mental health and artistry. Oh, the warnings are also there for a reason ofc. So if none of that is up your alley exit stage left— no matter how proud I am of this story. For all who don’t leave, enjoy the show! A Sea of Endless Blue (Session List)Session List (A Sea of Endless Blue) Sapphire Shores- piano, vocals, backing vocals Burnt Ice- acoustic guitar Peppermint- drums/drum programming Hayloft- bass Still Waters- synthesizers, production Help MeGolden Sunshine, I’m so sorry, I don't know what my deal is either. All I know is that you're the beacon in my life and the only pony I've ever cared about as much as I do. You’re my Favorite Pony, I couldn't live without you and I’ve tried. Please come back, I don't even know how I'll get by without you in my life. Love, Sapphire Shores Help Me.…Please come back. Help Me..Please come back. Help Me…Come back… please… Help Me….I beg you… come back… …Please…I blew it didn’t I? Like always. King MarigoldI neglected to tell you this because, well, I’ve seen how you’d react. But, I have to break it to you. Critics thought that the Endless Blue album was bland, and it didn’t produce any hits. So, the public doesn’t care about it either. It’s only gone gold. Now, the label is in a bit of a tough spot. The tour will make us some money, but we need some hits, stat. We want that album as fast as possible. Preferably, as cheap as possible. You’ll get a 20% cut of all sales. Come on and make us proud! Sincerely, Marigold Crown The ResponseExcuse me? My marefriend just broke up with me? What do you want me to do about this? I will strangle you, and rob you blind until those bits you owe me appear in my purse. You know how expensive those custom gowns were to order from Rarity? You want an album, I’ll give you an album, Mr. Death on Four Legs! Spitefully, Sapphire Shores The Response (Reprise)I am so sorry Marigold. I messed up… again. Please discard the last letter. I will be in the studio as soon as possible. Marigold Writes BackIt’s a shame you’re so good at this, we would’ve dropped you long ago otherwise. Please keep all that manic energy as close to your chest as possible. It’s unprofessional and unbecoming of a Pop star. You are the biggest Pop star in Equestria. Get in the studio and act like it. Sincerely, Marigold Crown Not MeI thought that we had Something more than a fad A relationship pillar That’s finally glad To be with me To be with me To be with me To be with— AAAAAHHHHH I’m just a mare I’m beyond repair A broken shot glass Without any pair My blood will boil The second I see A mare that is with you A mare who’s not me… “Not Me” (fragment)- Sapphire Shores (Scrawled on a half-torn napkin) Not Me (Session List)Session List (Not Me) Sapphire Shores- piano, vocals, backing vocals, screams Burnt Ice- electric guitar Peppermint- drums Hayloft- bass Still Waters- synthesizers, production, drum programming King Marigold’s ReactionWell, Sapphire Shores, it seemed I underestimated you. I’ll admit, I was this close to dropping you from the label. I didn’t see any way for that album, A Broken Mare, as maniacal as it is, to be a success at all. But, apparently, it was a big hit. Critics are raving, sales are less than your commercial peak, but steady. I’d imagine it’s attracting a new fanbase, too. As a Popstar your days may be numbered, but as long as sales stay steady, I don’t care. Besides, the critical acclaim is nice. I just want you to do the exact same thing for the next album. It’ll work twice, I’m sure. You’re insane enough to make it work. Sincerely, Marigold Crown The TourWell, you’re booked for another stadium tour around Equestria. Once again, I am absolutely astounded that you’ve managed to turn this around. The flyers are already made— but we need some great pictures for the shoots. You know, smudged mascara, crying, maybe a bit of tasteful dishevelment. This tour’s going to be a big hit, imagine the stories that can be told! The ponies are going to love it! Sincerely, Marigold Crown Getting ThereAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is all I have to do right? That’s it? I’m sure the ponies are going to love me. I am Sapphire Shores, the biggest pony popstar in the world, and won’t watching her f a l l a p a rt onstage be soooo fun?! …Once again. I let my thoughts take me over, like always. I hate this. I hate everything. I hate myself. Well, if it’s what keeps ponies talking, I might as well. Sincerely, Sapphire Shores. Tour PamphletThe Broken Mare Tour! See Sapphire Shores live and the stadium track performing her biggest hits! In addition, watch her perform her striking new album in-pony! For the first time, she’ll be performing with a live band! Don’t miss it, tickets on sale at participating record stores! Anonymous ReviewYou know, it was good, but I expected more of that energy from the new album. The Broken Mare is almost an art piece I’ve never heard from a modern pop star. It’s striking and raw, but the show was just another Sapphire Shores show. Still good, but definitely not worth the premium. 3 out of 5 stars -Anonymous Reviewer The ConclusionMarigold! No matter what I do I can’t replicate anything you told me to. I can’t just schedule my mental breakdowns and I can’t believe you’d think I’d be able to. It makes me want to strangle— nevermind. I almost want to toss in the towel. But if it’s what gets ponies talking I might as well… Love, Sapphire Shores AllMarket Receipt Dolphin Whiskey 0072109845626 (2 @ 20 bits) Solar Flare Cigarettes 0068976433126 (1 @ 15 bits) AllMarket Pain Reliever 0011110984533 (1 @ 2 bits) Total: 57 Bits 23/8/1016 5PM Sapphire Dr.SunshhhneOhh, come on Dr. Sunshine! Just one—once more! This’ll work this time! I promise with all my heart and soul I will not look at your— two-faced face any differently than I did when you—/betrayed me! You!demth wors—best—worse lover I’ve ever had! But this time’,l be different different I know… Love, Sapphire Shores. Burnt Ice’s LetterSo hi, this is Burnt Ice. I am just letting you know that you passed out backstage surrounded by dozens of letters to a “Dr. Sunshine”, with a bottle of whiskey on the ground. The band’s going out to La Mejor— a nearby Mareican restaurant. so I’m just letting you know when you wake up. Sapphire’s ResponseBurnt Ice, was it? Oh, I know. It was the first time I felt something other than painin months. But of course, I can’t feel anything other than pain. What else am I supposed to feel to be Equestria’s biggest pop star? Anyways here’s the note letting you know that I feel terrible so the show will be going on tonight. I couldn’t imagine not doing the show, I’ll be swimming with the Dolphin in the back. The Broken Mare (Session List)Session List (The Broken Mare) Sapphire Shores- vocals, backing vocals, stylophone Burnt Ice- electric guitar Hayloft- bass Still Waters- production, drum programming, synthesizers III. Impermanence Author's Note Here they are, the final few chapters. I hope you’ve enjoyed— this is actually my longest story in months because I enjoyed writing it so much. Well, it’s also one of my only stories in months, but we don’t need to dwell on that, just enjoy the last few chapters! I’m signing off. The QuestionYou know what we haven’t done? A live album. With your Broken Mare act on the road, and making record profits for the company, may I add, there’s no better time to. Let me know, we can make sure we cement your status as an artistic icon now that you’ve found yourself! Let me know when you’re ready. Make sure you bring your A-game! Sincerely, Marigold Crown An AnswerI trust this will reach you in time. I feel absolutely horrible today. I have not found myself in the slightest, in fact, I’m losing my grip on reality more and more everyday. But it’s what the ponies want, so here I am with a furious hangover, and I’m saying today’s the day. I am the biggest name in Equestria, so I’m prepared to act like it. I can’t wait to scream, fall apart, and give every single pony the exact act they’ve been wanting from me! It’s what the ponies want. Sincerely, Sapphire Shores. Anonymous Review 2One of the most interesting shows I’ve ever watched. A wonderful piece of performance art. Really made me think. 5 out of 5 stars -Anonymous Reviewer
A Sea of Endless BlueAnd if you ever touch the sky You will know that you can fly As far as eye can see The waxéd wings are yours to wear Freedom with no cross to bear All you see is all that’s fair A sea of endless blue Wind is blowing through your mane Free from all that’s proved inane Wide enough to go insane A sea of endless blue A sea of endless blue… ”A Sea of Endless Blue” (Fragment)- Sapphire Shores
Dr. SunshineI’m done. I’m done with all your begging and pleading. It’s like you have a constant obsession. You call me your “Favorite Pony”, but I am so sick of you being standoffish. And sure, you’re always apologizing, but wallowing in self-pity can only be bearable for so long before I’m tired of it. I do know for a fact you’d never cheat on me, but I don’t think the circumstances leading up to that are healthy. I’m constantly trying to settle you down, and while I do admit you’ve gotten better, I just can’t do it anymore. I'm a doctor and I don't know what your deal is. Love, Golden Sunshine
Notes From the StudioStill Water’s Notes Sapphire Shores came in today, and she looks like she’s seen better days. Apparently she wrote a strongly worded letter to the record label head? I wouldn’t know, but I did here her marefriend broke up with her or something. Sucks for her, I guess. But she’s still in here looking like she’s ready to murder everypony in the room — I got myself a nice cup of coffee. Sapphire doesn’t look any better. She’s coaching the session guitarist on something— she wanted an electric guitarist this time. Weird — Well, first take of the song sounded good. Can probably use that later in the mix — I have never ever heard her use a guitar solo, much less one so dissonant. What is going on with her today — Drummer’s getting in. Seems to want very little drum programming here, of course I’ll retime everything in post. I’m sure the rest of the instruments will be fine — Rest of the instruments went on without a hitch. Sapphire just came in to monitor the mix a little, with just a little murderous intent. She seems pushier today, she has a very clear idea for what this song is supposed to be and I don’t see how it’s going to be a hit. It’s angry, it’s spiteful, she sounds a second away from hysterical crying. Do filles like this now? I mean I’ve heard of ‘emo’ but this is ridiculous — I’m so getting fired for this
II. Suffering Author's Note Hope you’re enjoying the show so far. This story was such a nightmare to write gonna be honest. Never really written a character who had shades of an anti-hero before— and I hope I did well. But there’s still half a story left so make sure you’re comfortable. It only gets more intense.
The Broken MareWhat will I be drinking When morning comes A bottle of cider I’ll have so much fun. I’ll lay on the ground As stars swirl around I’ll be wearing a smile Perhaps upside-down. And soon you will seee Who I’m meant to beee I am the broken mare I am alone I am the broken mare Here to atone I am the broken mare Naught but an act I am the broken mare Under attack I’ll pour out my soul My life in the grooves The mare that I’ve lost And mind I’ve yet to lose With every burnt end I’m closer to gone With every single I keep putting on “The Broken Mare” (fragment)- Sapphire Shores (scribbled on half a sheet of printer paper)
Tracklist Diamonds (Live) The Magic Touch (Live) The Good Times (Live) A Beautiful Mare (Live) Sea of Endless Blue (Live) Last Dance (Live) Pop Power! (Live) The Perfect Pony (And the Consequence of Imperfection) (Live) The Chains (Live) Not Me (Live) Crisis in a Major Key/The Cost of Everything and More (Live) v (Live) The Broken Mare (Live) |PARENTAL ADVISORY_| |==================| |__EXPLICIT CONTENT__|
Sapphire’s Solution“Welcome to the greatest show on earth where you can see a mare— Because of course you can’t be the biggest popstar in the world without breaking a few bones— This is dedicated to the best times of my life— the false memories and extinguished hopes— I am so, so sorry, please forgive me Dr. Sun— Hey remember that song that underperformed because I wasn’t bleeding on stage enough? You— Now this one’s a cheerful little ditty about death! After all I’ve already killed myself for you— [unintelligible crying interspersed with apologies] [silence] You don’t like me, do you? After all I haven’t really be engaged with the audience. I— I— I— I didn’t hear any cheering, who’s sharing the cue? Who is? I will kill you, every single pony in this venue and then— Was that not enough for you? Right! You want to hear me break down! That’s the only way my art will be worth anything, by exploiting the artist until she dies. It’s always best to put every breakdown you’ve ever had onto the page, the back of a napkin, just so you can slice yourself into tiny little pieces for everypony to enjoy! You want this! You want me yelling at you! A breakdown is always better. It’s more artistic. And when my blood is on the walls you will all be consuming it like I’m still the biggest popstar in Equestria! You sicken me, you, you, you— — This is what you wanted wasn’t it? A Broken Mare? This is The Broken Mare Tour! So hey! Have I bled out enough for you yet? Do you want me crucified until I make the most artistic music I can? I bet you do. Because it’s what you want.
I. Non-Self Author's Note Hi! It’s the author here, Dashie04. I’m here to say that this story is very heavy, and very experimental, featuring themes of mental health and artistry. Oh, the warnings are also there for a reason ofc. So if none of that is up your alley exit stage left— no matter how proud I am of this story. For all who don’t leave, enjoy the show!
A Sea of Endless Blue (Session List)Session List (A Sea of Endless Blue) Sapphire Shores- piano, vocals, backing vocals Burnt Ice- acoustic guitar Peppermint- drums/drum programming Hayloft- bass Still Waters- synthesizers, production
Help MeGolden Sunshine, I’m so sorry, I don't know what my deal is either. All I know is that you're the beacon in my life and the only pony I've ever cared about as much as I do. You’re my Favorite Pony, I couldn't live without you and I’ve tried. Please come back, I don't even know how I'll get by without you in my life. Love, Sapphire Shores
King MarigoldI neglected to tell you this because, well, I’ve seen how you’d react. But, I have to break it to you. Critics thought that the Endless Blue album was bland, and it didn’t produce any hits. So, the public doesn’t care about it either. It’s only gone gold. Now, the label is in a bit of a tough spot. The tour will make us some money, but we need some hits, stat. We want that album as fast as possible. Preferably, as cheap as possible. You’ll get a 20% cut of all sales. Come on and make us proud! Sincerely, Marigold Crown
The ResponseExcuse me? My marefriend just broke up with me? What do you want me to do about this? I will strangle you, and rob you blind until those bits you owe me appear in my purse. You know how expensive those custom gowns were to order from Rarity? You want an album, I’ll give you an album, Mr. Death on Four Legs! Spitefully, Sapphire Shores
The Response (Reprise)I am so sorry Marigold. I messed up… again. Please discard the last letter. I will be in the studio as soon as possible.
Marigold Writes BackIt’s a shame you’re so good at this, we would’ve dropped you long ago otherwise. Please keep all that manic energy as close to your chest as possible. It’s unprofessional and unbecoming of a Pop star. You are the biggest Pop star in Equestria. Get in the studio and act like it. Sincerely, Marigold Crown
Not MeI thought that we had Something more than a fad A relationship pillar That’s finally glad To be with me To be with me To be with me To be with— AAAAAHHHHH I’m just a mare I’m beyond repair A broken shot glass Without any pair My blood will boil The second I see A mare that is with you A mare who’s not me… “Not Me” (fragment)- Sapphire Shores (Scrawled on a half-torn napkin)
Not Me (Session List)Session List (Not Me) Sapphire Shores- piano, vocals, backing vocals, screams Burnt Ice- electric guitar Peppermint- drums Hayloft- bass Still Waters- synthesizers, production, drum programming
King Marigold’s ReactionWell, Sapphire Shores, it seemed I underestimated you. I’ll admit, I was this close to dropping you from the label. I didn’t see any way for that album, A Broken Mare, as maniacal as it is, to be a success at all. But, apparently, it was a big hit. Critics are raving, sales are less than your commercial peak, but steady. I’d imagine it’s attracting a new fanbase, too. As a Popstar your days may be numbered, but as long as sales stay steady, I don’t care. Besides, the critical acclaim is nice. I just want you to do the exact same thing for the next album. It’ll work twice, I’m sure. You’re insane enough to make it work. Sincerely, Marigold Crown
The TourWell, you’re booked for another stadium tour around Equestria. Once again, I am absolutely astounded that you’ve managed to turn this around. The flyers are already made— but we need some great pictures for the shoots. You know, smudged mascara, crying, maybe a bit of tasteful dishevelment. This tour’s going to be a big hit, imagine the stories that can be told! The ponies are going to love it! Sincerely, Marigold Crown
Getting ThereAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is all I have to do right? That’s it? I’m sure the ponies are going to love me. I am Sapphire Shores, the biggest pony popstar in the world, and won’t watching her f a l l a p a rt onstage be soooo fun?! …Once again. I let my thoughts take me over, like always. I hate this. I hate everything. I hate myself. Well, if it’s what keeps ponies talking, I might as well. Sincerely, Sapphire Shores.
Tour PamphletThe Broken Mare Tour! See Sapphire Shores live and the stadium track performing her biggest hits! In addition, watch her perform her striking new album in-pony! For the first time, she’ll be performing with a live band! Don’t miss it, tickets on sale at participating record stores!
Anonymous ReviewYou know, it was good, but I expected more of that energy from the new album. The Broken Mare is almost an art piece I’ve never heard from a modern pop star. It’s striking and raw, but the show was just another Sapphire Shores show. Still good, but definitely not worth the premium. 3 out of 5 stars -Anonymous Reviewer
The ConclusionMarigold! No matter what I do I can’t replicate anything you told me to. I can’t just schedule my mental breakdowns and I can’t believe you’d think I’d be able to. It makes me want to strangle— nevermind. I almost want to toss in the towel. But if it’s what gets ponies talking I might as well… Love, Sapphire Shores
AllMarket Receipt Dolphin Whiskey 0072109845626 (2 @ 20 bits) Solar Flare Cigarettes 0068976433126 (1 @ 15 bits) AllMarket Pain Reliever 0011110984533 (1 @ 2 bits) Total: 57 Bits 23/8/1016 5PM Sapphire
Dr.SunshhhneOhh, come on Dr. Sunshine! Just one—once more! This’ll work this time! I promise with all my heart and soul I will not look at your— two-faced face any differently than I did when you—/betrayed me! You!demth wors—best—worse lover I’ve ever had! But this time’,l be different different I know… Love, Sapphire Shores.
Burnt Ice’s LetterSo hi, this is Burnt Ice. I am just letting you know that you passed out backstage surrounded by dozens of letters to a “Dr. Sunshine”, with a bottle of whiskey on the ground. The band’s going out to La Mejor— a nearby Mareican restaurant. so I’m just letting you know when you wake up.
Sapphire’s ResponseBurnt Ice, was it? Oh, I know. It was the first time I felt something other than painin months. But of course, I can’t feel anything other than pain. What else am I supposed to feel to be Equestria’s biggest pop star? Anyways here’s the note letting you know that I feel terrible so the show will be going on tonight. I couldn’t imagine not doing the show, I’ll be swimming with the Dolphin in the back.
The Broken Mare (Session List)Session List (The Broken Mare) Sapphire Shores- vocals, backing vocals, stylophone Burnt Ice- electric guitar Hayloft- bass Still Waters- production, drum programming, synthesizers
III. Impermanence Author's Note Here they are, the final few chapters. I hope you’ve enjoyed— this is actually my longest story in months because I enjoyed writing it so much. Well, it’s also one of my only stories in months, but we don’t need to dwell on that, just enjoy the last few chapters! I’m signing off.
The QuestionYou know what we haven’t done? A live album. With your Broken Mare act on the road, and making record profits for the company, may I add, there’s no better time to. Let me know, we can make sure we cement your status as an artistic icon now that you’ve found yourself! Let me know when you’re ready. Make sure you bring your A-game! Sincerely, Marigold Crown
An AnswerI trust this will reach you in time. I feel absolutely horrible today. I have not found myself in the slightest, in fact, I’m losing my grip on reality more and more everyday. But it’s what the ponies want, so here I am with a furious hangover, and I’m saying today’s the day. I am the biggest name in Equestria, so I’m prepared to act like it. I can’t wait to scream, fall apart, and give every single pony the exact act they’ve been wanting from me! It’s what the ponies want. Sincerely, Sapphire Shores.
Anonymous Review 2One of the most interesting shows I’ve ever watched. A wonderful piece of performance art. Really made me think. 5 out of 5 stars -Anonymous Reviewer
