Sapphire’s Solution (Non-Self/Suffering/Impermanence)

Well, you’re booked for another stadium tour around Equestria. Once again, I am absolutely astounded that you’ve managed to turn this around. The flyers are already made— but we need some great pictures for the shoots.

You know, smudged mascara, crying, maybe a bit of tasteful dishevelment. This tour’s going to be a big hit, imagine the stories that can be told! The ponies are going to love it!

Sincerely, Marigold Crown