Sapphire’s Solution (Non-Self/Suffering/Impermanence)

I trust this will reach you in time. I feel absolutely horrible today. I have not found myself in the slightest, in fact, I’m losing my grip on reality more and more everyday. But it’s what the ponies want, so here I am with a furious hangover, and I’m saying today’s the day.

I am the biggest name in Equestria, so I’m prepared to act like it. I can’t wait to scream, fall apart, and give every single pony the exact act they’ve been wanting from me!

It’s what the ponies want.

Sincerely, Sapphire Shores.