Tales of Tantabus: An Equestria Girls Halloween

"Hm? Oh, it's you. Back again to see what the tapping twit has in store, and on a day such as this. Well, sad to say, that lucky fellow is out at the moment. One could say they're in a bit of a... Grave situation."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

"Ahhh... Well, don't be so shocked. One can't believe what being buried under thousands of stories and books can be beneficial to one's health. One could say that the situation left him quite checked out!"

CRASH!!

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

"Well, good news to you fetid fools and fetishists. The author of this page did not wish to leave your treat bags empty this Halloween, it seems. Whether you call it Nightmare Night or Halloween, there's always an exchange of the blood-curdling, spine-chilling tales that we all love and enjoy! And it just so happens that he left seven in a little book, one that will no doubt fill your minds with frights and send blood to your bones! A very special kind of bone..."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

"Anyways, enough with that nonsense! Get to reading, you FOOLS! Leave me to my dirt nap and stop spending time in graveyards! What are you, an emo git? Shall I play Evanescence and toss black flower petals as you walk away? Damned creeps..."