"I mean, what's so bad about eternal chaos?!"
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Discord tries to get Twilight into "the spirit of things".
"I mean, what's so bad about eternal chaos?!"
Twilight glumly walked to her house, depressed as can be. Passing by running rabbits with huge legs, dancing ballerina buffalo, pie floating into the air, piano's falling from the sky, and an eyeball staring directly at her.
All the while a cotton candy cloud is pouring chocolate rain on her head.
"Oh! My stomach! Hah ha ha! Hah!" Discord exclaimed, as he popped in from nowhere.
"Twilight, you've GOT to see what I just did!" He exclaimed, as he showed a giant pound of salt spraying onto Berry Punch, who sneezed so hard it made the houses into cardboard and fall over.
"It's priceless! Hah ha ha ha!.............." Discord paused his laughter as he noticed Twilight is too depressed to even speak to him.
"Come now Twilight Sparkle. You've got to get into the spirit of things!" Discord stated, as he picked the cotton candy cloud with a cone and licked it.
"After all, this is your new home!" Discord exclaimed, as Twilight looked back and saw the horrible state Ponyville was in.
"Not anymore..........." Twilight stated, as she continued walking back to the library.
"Oh dear......... Perhaps I've gone too far......... Uh..... Hey! Let me show you it isn't so bad! I can prove to you that the new ponyville is far better then the old, boring ponyville." Discord offered Twilight as he popped up in front of her, then proceeded to teleport himself and Twilight to a different area of the chaos capital of the world.
"Look! Flying books! You love books right? Well now you don't have to bother going to a library to get one anymore, they fly wherever they want to! See?" Discord showed Twilight, as a book fell onto her head and she lifted it with her magic.
"Oh! Or, how about an infinite library? A library that goes on forever? You'd love that wouldn't you? Well, an infinite library with a few chaotic twists and turns hah ha ha......" Discord offered, as he transported them to the infinite library.
"Discord, would you please let me go? You've won. I don't want to be here anymore, just leave me alone........" Twilight told Discord, as she tried to find a way out of the infinite library.
"Oh come on! Lighten up dear! Turn that frown upside down!" Discord encouraged Twilight, as he literally turned her mouth the opposite direction, only for it to deflate back into a depressed frown.
"If books aren't working for you, how about something a little more fast paced?" Discord offered, as he snapped his fingers back to the chaos capital.
"Flying pigs! Ever wanted to fly? Well now you can get the feeling by mounting one of these bad boys!" Discord stated, as he teleported himself and Twilight to the alleged pigs, but saw that Twilight was just moping while on her pig.
"I don't want to indulge in your madness, I want to leave." Twilight stated, while tearing up a bit.
"Uhh..... Hey look down there! Isn't that your friend Applejack? Why don't you go converse with her? I mean yes, she's a liar now and never tells the truth, but what IS the truth these days, am I right?..... Heh he....." Discord tried to lift Twilight's spirits, but she didn't budge.
"That's not my Applejack, that's a pony who lies without thinking of the consequences." Twilight stated.
"What about Rarity? Rainbow Dash? Pinkie Pie? Fluttershy?" Discord asked Twilight.
"They're not my friends, not anymore...." Twilight told the lord of chaos and disharmony.
"Oh........... Well, There's always chocolate milk!" Discord suggested, as he teleported him and Twilight back to the ground and filled a glass from a cotton candy cloud.
"Care for a sip?" Discord asked while he held the glass in front of her, only for her to look down on the ground sadly.
Discord sighed as he drank the glass itself, then when the chocolate was left threw it behind him, which caused a massive explosion.
"Please just take me to the library so I can pack......" Twilight begged Discord, as she looked down in gloom.
"How about a restaurant that only serves the tastiest sweets and candy in Equestria?" Discord asked Twilight, as he teleported him and her to such a location.
Twilight only laid her head on the table, not daring to take a bite or even look at the delicious sweets on her plate.
Discord, with an annoyed groan, simply teleported himself and Twilight back to the center of the chaos capital of the world that he created.
"Come on Twilight lighten up! Go wild! All I did was make your best friends hate and turn against you, and turn Equestria on it's head. Is that really so bad?!" Discord asked Twilight who just looked straight at him, as if expecting him to know the answer.
"I want to leave Discord, you can't keep me hostage forever." Twilight stated, as she looked at Discord with a face that told him she was done with his little games.
"............. Sigh........... I give up. If you want to leave I can't stop you. I'll just enjoy all this wonderful chaos to myself, just go." Discord said to Twilight, as he teleported her near the library while he left to cause chaos elsewhere.
With a sigh, Twilight simply went inside and went to her bedroom.
"Pack your things Spike we're leaving." Twilight told her dragon companion, as he was lying down on the floor nauseous.
"Don't ask where we are going cause........ I don't know yet....... Just not here.........." Twilight stated, as she threw her crown in the trash.
"Can't............ Move............ The princess, has been sending these, since I came back upstairs!" Spike told Twilight, as he threw up another letter on the pile of letters in Twilight's bedroom.
"Make it stop!" Spike pleaded, as he kept squirming due to all the letters burping out of his stomach.
"These are all the letters I sent to Princess Celestia since I've lived in Ponyville. But, why would she send them back?"
