Author's Note

So the comedy would come fro 3 sources.
1. Freeman questioning every illogical thing.
2. Sweetie belles dark humor.
3. The other npc's and world around them.

Unforseen consequences

The test chamber had a giant machine in the middle with a control area. Gordon knew this place very well, as it was his job to put crystals in the thing. He honestly didn't understand why they do this, but his job wasn't to question why they did stuff. Fortunately despite the differences in the power aloud to the reactor normally, the process of preparing it still remained true. I pressed the button and got to the place where the cart would get loaded.

The instant the cart came up I knew it was different instead if the dull color and the small size, thus was massive and bright. But no fear as I pushed the cart onto the reactor, I trusted the scientists knew what they where doing.

They infact had no idea what they where doing. As some as I pushed the cart into place, it exploded in green light. That was bad, then it exploded the scientists into goop. That was double not good. i knew then that I was good as dead as one of the beams struck me, I was thrown to the floor and passed out.

Sweetie belle lit her horn once again, even knowing it probably wouldn't do anything, it would make twilight happy.

Sweetie belle felt the now familiar fizzle, however, when Sweetie tried making a remark the magic exploded in intensity, it was like a tap was off anx than a sudden ocean overtook her. She was gone before either of them could realize what was happening.

Gordon freeman was jerked awake by pain. Oh man did it hurt! He was surprised he wasn't dead in a puddle of nothing but blood but he was glad to be alive.

He was snapped out of his confusion as he felt an animal on his chest, so curious, he looked down... at two eyes the color of lime green.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" They both screamed in unison.

"Ok, let me get this straight." Said Gordon as his mind was still realing from the information dump this small pony gave him. "You are an alien from a magical world with two goddesses that control the sun and moon, and you have no idea what a car is."

"Yep! But, what is a car?" Questioned sweetie belle. "It sounds like cart but without the t."

"OK, imagine a cart, remove the pony, then add machines to it to make it move." Explains Gordon, in the middle of the ruined test chamber.

An explosion of something happened, causing them both to jump. "Ok, I think it'll be a good idea to leave this area and get somewhere safer." Said Gordon as he picks up sweetie belle.

The two of them ran out as the test chamber exploded behind them.

"Well that just happened." Gordon said as he wasn't used to explosions and unicorns 'he still could not believe it!' But they needed to leave, so gordon picked sweetie belle up and told her to hang on.

Gordon walked through the ruined hall leading to the observation room, he just hoped Eli and kliener were ok, because Eli still owes him money! '5 bucks to be exact!' Gordon was knocked out of thought when he came across the broken door leading into the observation room as there was a survivor! Maybe he could ask what went wrong- and he's dead. "Great, just fucking great!" Gordon growled under his breath.

"What does 'fucking' mean?' Sweetie belle asked innocently, not noticing the scientists death.

"Non of your business." Said Gordon as he didn't want to tell her about swear words. "You say it when your angry."

"Cool, thanks" sweetie belle said as she now knew a new word!

It wasn't long until Gordon reached Eli and kliener as after whatever happened in the test chamber was no longer there problem, as they were smoking, because who was going to stop them? They haven't smoked in years.

"Hey Eli, hey kliener, smoking some of those premium sticks?" Gordon asked as he wanted to strike up a conversation.

"Bro, I see a unicorn. This edible-smoke ain't shit." Eli answered as kliener was in his own universe right now.

"Cool, I'm escorting a civilian out of this place, you might wanna leave soon." Said Gordon as he didn't want them dying any time soon.

"Dude, I see aliens, they have, like arms sticking out there chest and 5 red eyes, here take a smoke." Eli said giving the air a smoke.

Gordon left soon after as he knew they where gonna be like that for a while.

Gordon knew the lazers was a bad idea, but did anyone listen to the technician? No, they did not. So he cursed under his breath while trying to duck under all of the lazers while sweetie belle just walked underneath the lazers. 'Perks of being small' he quessed as sweetie asked a question.

"Hey Gordon, who where those two ponies back there, and why were they so unresponsive?" Sweetie belle asked.

"Well, it's people, and they are my two best friends, and they haven't had a good smoke in years so they took there chance and took a blunt." Gordon said. "And before you ask what a smoke is, it's like a kind of relief but gives you health problems, but I think those two are the exception, as despite how many they smoke they never get any problems. Don't ask me how I don't know."

As Gordon finished explaining, they reached passed the lazer section and was waiting for the elevator.

As it turns out, the elevators in black mesa are made out of something else as surprisingly it survived without damage. So they where able to get to the lobby without impairment, until freaking zombies where introduced. They where everywhere, thankfully a gaurd survived and managed to clear the path before tripping on his shoes and dying to the floor.

"I'm sure he's fine." Gordon said as despite his words, he knew he was dead, he was just comforting the filly as he walked down to the break room as he wanted to see his roommate die, as he left sweetie belle to gaurd the area with the dead gaurds gun as he was confident she wasn't going to experience any encounters as he knew the gaurd killed all of the threats. probably.

Sweetie belle just looked at the gun, before trying to figure out how it killed all of those zombies. (She reads a lot of grim dark and horror movies and is desensitized to death and blood).

Freeman was not having a good time, he expected his roommate to be dead on the ground, not one of those zombie fucks!

So gordon ran back to where sweetie belle was. Only to discover a pile of corpses, and a little filly on top with a big smile. "Oh you have to be fucking with me." Gordon groaned under his breath so sweetie couldn't hear. How did a little filly in a world that seemed so innocent kill this many zombies. "Ok, how did you kill this many zombies if your world is so peaceful? Only a psychopath could enjoy this hellhole." Gordon asked.

"Well just because it is peaceful, doesn't mean there isn't no, mentaly unhealthy ponies, psychopaths are still a thing in my universe, though spread very thinly, I didn't even know I was one until I watched that man blow up in front of me." Answered sweetie belle. "Though I didn't get my cutie mark in killing zombies so I'll try again later." Sweetie belle said with a smile.

"That's just plain creepy, glad your on my side." Said Gordon as having a gun welding psychopath in an alien invasion/zombie apocalypse on your side is a pretty good way to live, or die a painful death.

It took some walking but they reached the tram station. Gordon knew there was an escape zone at the next stop. Unfortunately when they got there the tram was missing and Brad was hanging on for dear life until his grip slid and he fell.

"Oh, that sucks, and he was so fearless of heights." Said Gordon, wincing.

Meanwhile sweetie belle was laughing at what Gordon said as she thought it was dark irony, and she had a very dark sense of humor.

Not knowing where to go, Gordon looked around until he found an open vent, that lead into the computer room.

However the computer room was on fire, so gordon and sweetie belle where very careful not to cavh on fire, and they where successful. So they managed to get to the only door out of the computer room they could find, and it was through this door. However the door was being jamed by a crowbar.

"Who would put a crowbar into a door?" Gordon asked as it made no sense, regardless However, Gordon did grab the crowbar as it would be an effective weapon.

An explosion ripped a hole to the next elevator as a zombie tried to attack them, which proved useless as Gordon caved its whole body into mush with a single swing. (He worked out a lot).

With the 'threat' neutralized, Gordon and sweetie left for the elevator. The elevator was hanging below the normal floor level, but gordon payed it no head as he jumped into the elevator, with sweetie not to far behind.

Unfortunately, as the weight of both freeman and sweetie, the elevator snapped and started to fall.