With the competition finally drawing to a close, all the winners of the month gathered in the Sweet Apple Acres barn, alongside Twilight Sparkle and Applejack. Twilight because of her prior deal with the two hosts, and Applejack because this orgy was still happening on her property.

“Well, it’s almost midnight, which means November’s almost over!” Twilight announced. “Congratulations to everyone who managed to stick it out for the whole month!”

“Buuuut!” Dash flew in to interrupt. “Because of the competition, there’s one set of REAL winners tonight, and that’s Team RAINBOW DASH! That means we get first round dibs, baby! WOO!”

Everyone on Rainbow Dash’s team cheered loudly, excited to be the first ones to finally relieve themselves of all the horny stress they accrued over the month.

“Sorry Team Applejack, ya did great,” Applejack reluctantly shrugged. “But unfortunately, yer just gonna have to hold out a little while longer while they have their fun.”

“Yeah, but when everyone on my team finally cums, the rest of you guys can join in! So pick your partners, Team Dash! Let’s kick off December right!” Dash said, accentuating her whooping with a quick aerial backflip as everyone began the long wait until midnight.

Without a moment’s delay, Mina sprinted over to Luna’s side. “EEEEEE!”

“Yep, couldn’t even keep her still for a second,” Pharynx shook his head, chuckling to himself as he walked over to join them.

Luna smiled warmly as her biggest fan approached her. “Good evening, Mina. You seem rather excited. Am I to assume you want me as your partner for the first round?”

“Red rubies you BET I want this!” Mina said, trembling with excitement. “Ohmygosh there’s just so much I’d love to do. Oh, I’ve been dreaming of this moment for so long!”

“Yes, I’m quite aware,” Luna winked. “I’d be more than happy to assist in making whichever fantasy you choose come true.”

Mina’s pupils shrunk to pinpricks. “Aaah! I’ve got so many ideas! How could I choose just one to do as my first No Clop orgy with Princess Luna?! Ohhh, I want it to be perfect but…”

As Mina started mentally going through all her ideas, Pharynx finally caught up. “Sup, Luna.”

Luna returned the greeting in kind. “Greetings, Pharynx. I’m glad to see that you and Mina both survived the month.”

“Not as glad as I am that you made it,” Pharynx smirked, gesturing to his girlfriend, still in the middle of having a fit. “If you weren’t here, I’m pretty sure I’d be in my Luna disguise the whole night.”

“Yes, it’s a shame that Rainbow Dash didn’t select you for her team as well,” Luna nodded. “Though I will do my best to satisfy her as much as I can during our first round. I suspect she will be quite easy to please, though.”

“Can you try to be gentle with her? I’d like to keep her intact until next year, at least.”

With a few minutes to go before midnight, Gallus figured it’d be a prime time to ask about an opportunity he missed out on last year.

It was just so…intimidating how imposing Tempest looked, even when dressed so casually.

It was just a dumb request, and clearly it was something that Tempest would be willing to do. Just walk up to her, and ask.

“Heeeyyy, Tempest?”

Tempest turned her head with a curious raise of her eyebrow. “Yes, Gallus?”

“I-I know we’re gonna have a bit before our turn, but I was just hoping that maybe sometime tonight you’d be able to…uh…ah…” Gallus started choking on his words.

Tempest had a pretty good feeling about what the griffon wanted to ask, but it was still a little endearing to see him try. “Yeah? What do you want me to do?”

“I…uh…uhhh…Y-You know what? It can wait!” Gallus started slinking away, mentally beating himself up.

Tempest made a mental note that if Gallus didn’t summon enough courage eventually, she’d make the offer instead. He deserved as much, after all.

Tempest looked around the room, noticing Princess Celestia, and her conversation with Fluttershy quickly came to her mind.

…It’d probably be for the best if she found out for herself.

Though as she started walking, she felt herself getting cold hooves.

It was just a harmless, silly request, and clearly it was something that Celestia would be more than willing to do. All she had to do was walk up to her and ask.

She knew it was getting bad when Tempest was wishing Fluttershy was there to be brave for her…

Meanwhile, Celestia was striking up a lovely conversation with Derpy.

“So get this, Sunburst had totally forgotten what he ordered!” Derpy said. “So he unwrapped the package right in front of me!”

“Oh dear,” Celestia giggled. “I imagine that was quite a shock for him!”

“Definitely!” Derpy nodded. “His face got suuuuper red!”

“Hahaha, did he say anything else? Maybe try to claim that it wasn’t his?”

“I remember him muttering something about it being bigger than he expected, at least. He closed the door right after that though.”

“Hmm, overconfident, or just practicing…” Celestia mused, before noticing the unicorn approach. “Ah, Tempest. Lovely to see you.”

“Hello, Princess Celestia. Are you and Derpy making orgy plans right now?”

“Oh, not yet! But it’s just so exciting, isn’t it?” Derpy asked with a twinkle in her eyes. “I’d love to be able to do something with Princess Celestia!”

“Are you interested, Tempest? Without Sandbar, it seems that I have a slot opened up,” Celestia said with a wink.

“Well, since you’re offering, I was wondering if you could indulge and t…ti…forget it, I think it can wait.”

Celestia tried her best to avoid cracking up. “Nonsense, we should have plenty of time,” she said, knowingly opening up her wings. “I’d love to hear what you have to say…”

“Ah, look, your marefriend is right there and you can’t have sex with her at all tonight,” Tirek said, pointing at Applejack. “The forbidden fruit, as it were,” he smirked.

“Can it, Tirek. I still don’t need her to fill myself up on love,” Chrysalis snarled.

“But you’d want to fill up on her love, right?”

“Why you-”

Before the two could start more petty bickering, Cadence approached them. “Hey guys, whatcha up to?”

Chrysalis looked away from Tirek, but she was still seeing red. “YOU. You’re the one who did this to me!”

Cadence remained blissfully innocent. “Did what?”

Chrysalis was about to pop a vein. “You know damn well, you insidious, manipulative psycho! You tried to set me up for…for…love!”

Cadence giggled and snorted. “I don’t recall doing anything of the sort. You’re the one who decided to go to Sweet Apple Acres all on your own, right?”

“I…I…I…!” Chrysalis’s eyes started twitching as her breathing became erratic.

While Chrysalis was having a breakdown, Cadence turned her head. “Say, Tirek, unrelated question: How do you feel about apples?”

Tirek squinted his eyes. “You know, as much as I believe Chrysalis is delusional about your intentions, I find this question awfully suspicious…”

“...What about rocks?”

“Babs! Glad to see you here!”

“Yeah, same to you, Shining. ‘Specially since I heard you didn’t have dat Chastity Shield on ya,” Babs nodded.

Shining nodded. “It was rough for a bit, but I managed to pull through. I don’t think anyone ever has an easy win. Must feel great for you, though, your first No Clop win, right?”

“Yeah, it’s crazy though, the past month only felt like a few days for me,” Babs said with a knowing look in her eyes and a smirk on her face.

“...Did it, now?” Shining said. It seemed Babs knew, but where the conversation went next would depend entirely on her.

“Yeah…Listen, I know I mostly have Cozy to thank, but…thanks for doing her a solid. I know she ain’t the nicest pony around, but I probably wouldn’t have made it if it weren’t for both of ya.”

“Well, she had a good reason to ask for help,” Shining said with a soft laugh.

Babs blushed and nervously tousled with her mane. “She really did alla dat for me, huh?”

Shining patted Babs on the back. “Yep, so you better have the time of your life tonight for her!”

“Oh, don’t worry, I fuckin’ plan to!”

“Woo! Feels good to be winning again!” Spike cheered as he pumped his fists. “I’m glad our team won, I don’t think I can wait another minute!”

“Indeed, now who will have the honor of being the first tonight to make love to The Great and Powerful Trixie?”

After a few seconds of awkward stares, Gilda started cackling. “Damn, Trixie, control your audience! Quick, summon Spitfire and Coloratura, they’ll get everyone staring!”

Trixie turned her nose up. “Laugh if you must, the joke’s on you, Trixie’s gonna make BANK off those two with the encore shows! Seriously though, Trixie’s not gonna celebrate alone, right?!”

“Well, Pinkie said it'd be ideal, so...I’ll be your volunteer, Trixie,” Fluttershy said.

“Wonderful! Trixie always knew you were a mare of impressive taste, Fluttershy! You’re about to experience the magic of an expert at her craft!”

“Fluttershy’s won more of these than you, Trixie,” Spike pointed out. “You sure she’s not the expert, here?”

Gilda suddenly got struck with an idea. “You know, the way Dash worded things, as long as there’s still one of us that hasn’t cum yet, the others still technically won’t get their turn…” she said, the gears turning in her head.

“Are you volunteering to be the holdout? I mean, you’ll probably have to be edged just to keep the illusion that you’re stalling for time,” Spike smirked.

“...Eh, fuck that. A month was already long enough.”

“Well this is an interesting lineup,” Twilight mused, looking around the room. “I know I gotta wait a bit, but I’m DYING to see what Tirek does. And Trixie. And-”

Dash gave Twilight the side-eye. “You’re not gonna stay and watch it all, are you?”

“Does it really matter that much?” Applejack asked. “We already agreed to let her record it.”

“No no, I’ll step back once things start,” Twilight said, although it was clear she wanted to watch it all live. “Though I am glad that you two managed to make a somewhat healthy competition out of all this.”

“Ya see? You never should’ve doubted us!” Dash smugly replied.

Applejack lightly punched Dash in the shoulder, trying to force herself to smile. “Well, congratulations, Dash. You go on and have fun, me an’ Twilight’ll occupy ourselves elsewhere.”

“Woah woah woah!” As Applejack turned to leave, Rainbow Dash bit onto her tail, pulling her back. “Where do you think you’re going?”

“...Dashie, I lost, remember?”

“Yeah, but I’m not done with you yet!”

“Alright, we’re seconds away from midnight!” Twilight announced. “Everyone on Team Rainbow Dash, get ready!”

The nine winners got into position in the barn as organized by Pinkie and Cadence, including Rainbow Dash literally roping Applejack into the center of the room, making sure everyone on both teams had eyes on them.

“TEN! NINE! EIGHT!”

Rainbow Dash pulled the rope taut.

“SEVEN! SIX!”

Luna donned a familiar-looking helmet, much to Mina’s delight.

“FIVE! FOUR!”

Gilda and Spike bumped fists.

“THREE! TWO!”

Shining and Trixie’s horns started to glow.

“ONE!”

Author's Note

So much for the home field advantage, it's almost time for Dash's team to be richly rewarded!