Cozy's NEW pen pal.

by Bronies are ok

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, Alternate Universe
Length: 1153

What if Cozy chose Chrysalis as her pen pal instead of Tirek?

What would have happened if Cozy Glow chose Queen Chrysalis as her pen pal instead of Lord Tirek? What happens when a former tyrant writes to an ambitious filly?

Many bouts of anger, from both parties.......

Published 2024-11-01 02:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-01 02:50:00 UTC

The queen faces the child's wrath

Cozy Glow hid underneath the caverns beneath the school of friendship, wondering who she should write to for her little "school project".

She had thought about picking Lord Tirek, since he devoured magic for breakfast and would know plenty ways on how to drain it from Equestria.

But then she realized that he mostly relied on brute strength and wouldn't know how to erase it completley.

So she decided to write to a more sophisticated and calculated mind, someone who knows how to deceive and plan a conquering of Equestria.

Someone who would know how to plan the complete erasure of all magic........

That's when she decided to write to the former queen of the changelings, Chrysalis, on how to drain the magic from Equestria.

She took out her pen and paper, and began writing.

Once she was finished, she snuck around the school where nopony or creature would notice her, stored the pen inside the paper so Chrysalis could write back to her, and threw the paper out a window tied to a balloon, floating to the Everfree forest.

Chrysalis was busy revenge fantasizing with pieces of wood she carved into the face of Starlight Glimmer, blasting them all with her magic in fits of rage.

When she suddenly is hit with a piece of paper tied to a balloon.

Annoyed and angry, she violently tears open the message to see who exactly would write to her of all creatures.

"Hi Chryssie! Say, you're pretty intelligent. I was wondering if you could help me out with something I've been working on. You see, I have a plan to wipe out ALL MAGIC FROM EQUESTRIA. And I know only you can help me how to do just that! Sooooooo......... Any tips on how to erase magic from Equestria? You can send me an answer by sending this letter back to me and erasing the text I sent to you. I hope to hear from you soon! From, Cozy Glow. :)" The letter spelled out in detail.

Chrysalis was a bit intrigued, apparently somepony admired her work, and wanted to borrow her intellect for their own evil plans.

Although......... Erasing magic was something she knew very little about....... But figured she couldn't waste an opportunity to get back at Starlight for stealing her kingdom.

So, she erased the text on the letter, wrote her own message down, and sent it towards this "Cozy Glow". Hoping that she would be the answer for Chrysalis's revenge.

Cozy waited standing in front of the window, hoping she would get a reply from the ex changeling queen on how to execute her plan.

Eventually, the letter came back to her and she took it back to the caves to read it so no one could see what it said.

"I appreciate you writing to me on asking how to take over Equestria. However, I'm afraid that stealing magic is something that I have no control over. Changelings can only absorb love, not magic in general. But maybe I can still help you, tell me exactly what you plan to do with the magic and perhaps I can tell you on what to do." The letter spelled in detail.

Cozy was a bit upset that Chrysalis didn't know how to drain magic, she was supposed to be a master mind, wasn't she?

Cozy just needed to get rid of magic outright, Chrysalis should have known how to do that.

Enraged, she furiously wrote back to Chrysalis precisely telling her that she wanted to destroy or at least get rid of magic outright.

She wrote it down, then sent it back to the forest.

Chrysalis received the letter not long after sending it, that was sooner then she expected.

She opened the letter and read it. And to her surprise, was anything but a mannered request.

"What do you mean you don't know how to drain magic?! I thought you were supposed to be a master mind that always planned ahead of her enemies! What I want to do is get rid of all magic outright! Not store it someplace! I ask that you tell me how to do that and that will be that!" The letter read

Chrysalis was a bit insulted, to say the least, that this pony had the upmost disrespect towards her. She is a queen! Or at least she used to be.

Regardless, she was going to write down a letter scolding her for her unjust treatment towards her.

She wrote it down, and sent it towards the school of friendship.

Cozy angrily tapped her hoof on the floor, waiting for Chrysalis's reply.

Eventually, it came crashing through the window. Luckily it was open so the glass didn't break, and nocreature noticed it.

She picked it up and read what it said.

"Now listen here you ungrateful equine! I did not write back to you just to be scolded for things beyond my control! Just because I plan ahead doesn't mean I know everything! If you want to erase magic all together that is a completely different story as I have no idea on how to destroy ALL magic! If that was your plan I suggest you figure it out yourself! I'm already dealing with enough pain as it is right now!" The letter described in detail.

Cozy was now fuming, how dare Chrysalis criticize her for her nefarious plans!

She did not know how to erase magic, she had the gull to THROW the letter towards her, she was frankly very rude.

Cozy decided she had enough of the ex queen, and decided she would find a way to drain magic by herself.

But not without writing one last angry letter just to spite her.

She wrote it down, and sent it flying out the window.

Chrysalis received the letter after having it hit her in the face when she wasn't paying attention.

Angry and annoyed, she read what it had to say this time.

"You are soooooooooooo annoying! You are NOTHING like I thought you were! Well I've had it with you! I'm going to find a way to drain all magic MYSELF! I hope you stay dethroned and remain in the forest forever you wannabe tyrant! And don't even bother writing back to me, because that pen should run out of ink by the time I've finished writing this message. In short, you stink! I rule! Goodbye forever! 'blows raspberry' >:(" And yes, she did write down "blows raspberry" in the paper.

Chrysalis saw that the pen was indeed out of ink, in raged more then ever, she threw the paper and blasted it with her magic in a fit of rage.

That pony was so immature, she hoped she would never have to hear from her again.

Unfortunately for Chrysalis, a certain Draconequus has plans involving the two of them in the near future.........