Nudist Dash

Spitfire was only wearing her whistle on stage, and nothing else. She was waiting for the other Wonderbolts to gradually make their way onto the proving grounds. She was pretending to write on her clipboard so that she didn't need to make eye contact with anypony. It was only somewhat successful; she could still hear the whispered sursurations in the bleachers, below.

Her ears and cheeks burned with embarrassment, but also arousal. She hadn't felt this way since... well, she last felt this way right before a different type of show. She used to feel the same thrill right before a strip show. Which, perhaps, was what this was.

It was time. She blew this whistle, "Ten-SHUN," The Wonderbolts all stood. She still commanded respect. "As you may have noticed, I lost a bet with Crash, so I'm looking even more spectacular than usual, today."

"Woo! Spitfire!"

"Lookin' good, Cap'n"

"I must be dreaming"

"Nice tits!" The last was said by Rainbow Dash, who was similarly lack of dressed.

"I can why you in particular would think so; I can easily see they're bigger than yours," Spitfire smiled and arched one eyebrow. "Unless you want to come up here and prove me wrong."

'Crash' couldn't take that lying down, so she flapped/hopped onto the stage and stood parallel to her captain. "Well, at least I'm more aerodynamic." Spitfire was somewhat gifted in the crotchtits department; Rainbow Dash was ... not.

"Oooooooohhhhhh. Burned, Crash!"

"I have a real question," Soarin raised one hoof.

"Yes, Soarin?"

"Um ... the guys especially, because you are such an attractive commander, tend to get really tight flight suits because of our guy bits, if you know what I mean. The erect wings I can deal with, but the crotch... I have trouble moving because the suit is so tight, anyway. I mean, we've probably all seen each other before, anyway, so can we practice naked? If we want to?"

Spitfire deadpanned, "You're saying your dick is too big to fit in your suit right now."

"Well ... yes."

"Now this I gotta see." She waved one hoof in his direction, "Go for it."

Soarin blushed, but immediately started stripping.

Surprise cheered, "Woohoo! Take it off! Show us that giant cock!"

Once he was completely nude, and his erection was out for all to see, Spitfire agreed, "That is impressive! This whole practice is looking better all the time."

Surprise was jumping up and down with one hoof in the air, "Ooh! Ooh! Can we all take our suits off, or just the boys? Dashy gets to take hers off."

Spitfire nodded, "Only if you want to, though. I'm not forcing anyone. If you want to leave your suit on, that is perfectly fine."

Surprise got naked so fast, her clothes practically vanished in place, "That's what I'm talkin' about. I bet mine are bigger than Dashy's. Oh wait, I'm supposed to lose a bet, aren't I? Hmmm. This is hard. Teehee, hard."

Spitfire blew her whistle again, "Now that we're done admiring our anatomy, keep in mind we're Wonderbolts first. I won't hesitate to revoke your nudity privileges if you can't keep up because of it, or if you can't behave yourself. Now... Crash! Stop dripping on my stage. You're with Surprise, Thunderlane, and Soarin today."

Surprise cheered as she took off "Ooh, we can be suits versus skins. But more so..."

Rainbow Dash turned to Spitfire, "Coming, Cap'n?"

"In a minute, Crash. I'm keeping an eye on you from down here." Spitfire didn't mention the real reason: the puddle between her legs was easily three times the size of Rainbow's, and she wanted to clean it up before someone noticed.

This practice really was getting better all the time.

* * *

Spitfire paused her paperwork when she heard the ... light tap? "If that's supposed to be a knock on my office door, come in."

Dash peered around the door. "Whoa! You're still naked."

"Yeah, well, so are you. Didn't feel like getting dressed. Get that nude tail of yours in here."

Dash shut the door behind her, "I kinda have a question about ... what you told me before? The stripping? I ... I kinda think I want to do something like that... if you don't think it will compromise the Wonderbolts. Maybe a stage name like Flash? It's fast, but also ... naked. I know yours was Firewings. How did you keep people from learning your true name?"

"Well, that's the million-bit question, isn't it? If you find an answer, let me know. I haven't had a day like today in years. It was fantastic! I would love to go back to it once in a while."

Dash said, "Soarin had an idea about the calendars. You know how you're always the favorite month? What if ... what if we did all the months like that, or even ... an X-rated calendar, for charity. Soarin and Surprise both love the idea. And I think Thunderlane would, too."

Spitfire leaned back in her chair, arms behind her head, "Not a bad idea. What I'd really love to do is a whole show in the nude, but we're really supposed to be more family-friendly than that, according to Celestia; there's no way we'd get Celestia to sign off on it."

"What about Luna; she's into people's dreams? Or Cadence; she's the princess of love, anyway? Or ... Twilight? Ooooh, I could talk to Twilight!"