You think ALL ponies love friendship and flowers?

by Bronies are ok

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: The Movie, Alternate Universe, Storm King, Drama, Tempest Shadow, Comedy, Death, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1006

Twilight confronts Storm King over his apparent view of pony society.

Before Twilight can adore her friends determination to save Canterlot, Storm King rudely interrupts and mocks pony culture. Claiming that it's all friendship, rainbows, flowers, puppies and kittens. Stormy shouldn't have done that, the only thing worse then an alicorn princess of friendship is an ACQUISITIVE alicorn princess of friendship.

Published 2024-11-09 04:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-09 04:40:00 UTC

"I'm not racist!"

Below the balcony of the Canterlot throne room, Capper was using Spike as a dragon flame thrower to apparently BURN ALIVE the Storm King's forces.

Ignoring the murder, Tempest was merely baffled over how this could be happening.

"What?! HOW?!" She yelled, upset how their forces could be easily defeated.

Twilight gasped with excitement. "It's............ It's the magic of-!" Twilight was about to start another friendship speech, until she was rudely interrupted.

"Yeah yeah! Friendship! And flowers, and ponies...... And bleh." The Storm King mocked while grasping both Twilight and Tempest in a tight bear hug.

After Storm King let them go, Twilight was suddenly stricken with a heavy dose of offense and disrespect from the tyrant's mockery.

"EXCUSE me?" Twilight replied to the Storm King's statement on typical pony behavior.

"You heard me! So what?" Storm King merely scoffed.

"You think that all ponies like to frolic in the fields and pet puppies?" Twilight asked a bit condescending.

"Well............ Yeah!" Storm King replied.

"Are you being RACIST?" Twilight accused while pointing a hoof at him.

"WHAT?! No! No that's not what I-" Storm King was about to defend until Twilight kept accusing.

"You are! That's what you think of all ponies! There is more to ponies then just cuteness! We have passions and goals!" Twilight accused.

"I don't care about that! And I am NOT RACIST! I subjugate and enslave all kingdoms I conquer equally!" The Storm King stated while waving his staff around in an over exacerbated manner.

"That doesn't excuse your ill conceived views of our culture!" Twilight stated while stomping her hooves on the ground.

"All I know about you equines is that you love to make friends with each other and compliment your manes!" Storm King retorted.

"Uh, sir, I'm a pony. And I don't do any of that fluffy stuff. At least not anymore." Tempest stated.

"Well of course not you Tempest, you're my second in command. I mean the general population of ponies!" Storm King stated.

"So you ARE racist!" Twilight growled.

"I'm not racist! I just belittle those who are beneath me!" Storm King defended.

"That's the exact DEFINITION OF RACISM!" Twilight roared at the king of the storms.

"Look! I don't treat my storm creatures with the same amount of respect as you treat your subjects! If I were racist, I'd treat my people with more respect then you ponies! But I don't! I'm not racist!" Storm king explained.

"Being racist doesn't necessarily translate to you treating your own people with more respect then others! It's about feelings and personal views!" Twilight gave a lecture like she always does.

"I DON'T CARE! I am not racist! I treat everycreature the same! Now if you'll excuse me I was about to make a storm like I always wanted to do since I became king!" Storm King stated.

"No no no! We can't just skip over that! Listen, you can enslave my kingdom, you can imprison my fellow princesses, you can drain me and the others of our magic! But you cannot be RACIST! That is a whole new low, even for you!" Twilight stated while still pointing an accusatory hoof at the Storm King.

"What more can I say to defend myself?! Tempest! Back me up here!" Storm King demanded his number two while still waving his staff around.

"Storm law requires me to say that the Storm King does not treat any other race he enslaves in a way that suggests bigotry." Tempest stated, sounding like a telemarketed ad.

"See? It is official." Storm King stated proudly.

"Just because you say something doesn't mean it's true! You know what lying is right?" Twilight asked.

"Well of course I know what lying is! I lie most of the time to get Tempest to follow my lea- I mean I just know what it is! But I swear I'm telling the truth when I say I'm not racist! How many times do I have to get it through your thick pretty pony skull?!" Storm King snapped at the pony princess.

"GASP, 'pretty pony?!'" Twilight exclaimed at Storm King's accusatory statement.

"Oh for the love of-!" Storm King groaned over Twilight's frustrating accusations.

"Oh, just you wait Storm King! My friends will soon make their way up here, and when they do their gonna kick your flank, and you will learn NOT to be racist!" Twilight growled at Storm King.

"I am NOT racist! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!" Storm King jumped up and down while whining like an overgrown baby with a stick.

"If it makes you feel any better, his majesty stated he would restore my horn once I have captured you, so that should rest aside your worries." Tempest told Twilight.

"And you believed him?!" Twilight yelled at Tempest.

"Well...... I......." Tempest was beginning to question her boss's honesty.

"ENOUGH! If I have to state, that I am not racist, one, MORE TIME, I will personally blast you with the power of a thousand storms! Do I really have to do that to get my point across?!" Storm King groaned in frustration over this princess's stubborn accusations.

"That is EXACTLY something a racist person would do!" Twilight stated not budging even a little.

Storm King merely resorted to making incomprehensible noises while Tempest looked at him concerned for his well being.

"I think you finally broke him.........." Tempest Pondered.

Storm King ultimately took a deep breath, before stopping to stare at Twilight Sparkle with a relaxed expression......

"I am not racist, I treat everycreature equally, I'm so totally over the cute pony thing, this, ends, NOW!" Storm King stated, as he began to lift his staff up in the air and blast lightning into the sky all the while laughing maniacally.

"Does that look racist to you?" Tempest asked Twilight, who was a little bewildered over the Storm King's sudden shift in behavior.

"No, not at all........." Twilight reassured, as they both stared at him making a huge storm while laughing maniacally.