Time for war!

by Babycord

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Comedy
Length: 1109

How far can misunderstandings go?

The main six as well as princess Luna and Celestia are summoned to the Griffin kingdom from for a important conversation.

Unfortunately things are never simple

Published 2024-11-11 17:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-11 17:30:00 UTC

You ready?!

Princess Celestia, Luna, and the Mane Six arrive in the Griffin Kingdom, ready for a formal visit to meet King Orion. The kingdom is rugged and imposing, with towering stone structures that contrast the soft beauty of Equestria. The air is crisp and chilly as they march through the castle gates, only to be greeted by the sight of a young human standing proudly at the entrance—King Orion.

The Mane Six, already confused, exchange wide-eyed glances. They expect a griffin king, but the ruler of this kingdom is, quite unexpectedly, a human with mismatched eyes (one blue, one green) and a royal suit that seems to be a strange blend of human and griffin design. Everyone stands there for a beat, unsure if they’re imagining things.

“Uh… Is this the part where we all introduce ourselves?” Rainbow Dash blurts out, eyes darting nervously between King Orion and the griffins around him.

King Orion stands tall and regal, brushing a stray lock of hair behind his ear. “I’m King Orion,” he says, his voice echoing with a proud authority. “The first human to rule the Griffin Kingdom. Welcome.”

“Wait, what?” Pinkie Pie gasps, leaping into the air. “A human? You’re the King of the griffins? But… but you’re a human! How does that even—”

“Yeah, seriously,” Rainbow Dash interrupts, looking over the griffins around them who are clearly not as shocked as the ponies. “You’re... a human. How’s that even possible?”

“I’m very charismatic,” King Orion says nonchalantly, with a dramatic flair. He gestures to the griffins around him. “Clearly, the griffins respect my leadership skills.”

The griffins all nod sagely, agreeing in unison, but the Mane Six remains bewildered. Twilight, who’s always the most composed, just stares. “Well, this is definitely not what I was expecting…”

With barely a pause, King Orion suddenly strides forward, looking quite serious. “Now, to address the matter at hand. There’s been an insult to the Griffin Kingdom.”

The group looks at each other, unsure where this is going.

“Rainbow Dash,” Orion says, turning to face the pegasus. “You allowed one of my own to be cast out of Ponyville. Gilda was humiliated, and this insult cannot go unpunished.”

Rainbow Dash freezes. “Wha— Gilda?” she stammers, looking panicked. “I mean… uh, we didn’t exactly ‘cast her out,’ but we didn’t exactly… welcome her with open wings either…”

The griffins behind King Orion begin to whisper amongst themselves, clearly offended.

King Orion raises a hand. “It’s clear that the ponies are disrespecting the griffins. This cannot stand. It’s time to do something about it.”

Celestia and Luna exchange a quick, alarmed glance as King Orion pauses dramatically. Then, with an unexpectedly loud voice, he announces, “As of this moment, I, King Orion, declare WAR on Equestria!”

There’s a long, stunned silence. The Mane Six look at him with mouths agape.

“War?!” Twilight gasps. “Over Gilda? Who’s even heard of a war over... Gilda?”

The other ponies stand frozen, eyes wide with confusion. Fluttershy is still processing it all, staring at King Orion in shock.

Pinkie Pie suddenly bursts into a wild laugh. “Wait, wait, wait!” she giggles, clutching her stomach. “You’re actually declaring war over Gilda?! I mean, she was a little rude, but—WAR? Is this like some weird griffin joke?!”

The griffins all glare at Pinkie Pie, but King Orion simply grins, clearly pleased by the dramatic effect he’s having. “It’s no joke, my friends,” he says, puffing out his chest. “We griffins take pride in our honor. This slight cannot go unanswered.”

Rainbow Dash, still processing the gravity of the situation, stumbles forward. “Wait, wait, wait! You’re saying you're actually going to wage a full-on battle… for Gilda? I mean, come on! She’s not that great! She’s not even—”

“ENOUGH!” King Orion roars, then immediately softens his tone. “But, of course… it’s not just about Gilda. It’s about respect. And now, we must prepare for battle.”

The ponies stare, a little unsure how to respond. Rarity clears her throat. “King Orion, with all due respect, we really don’t want to go to war. I mean, can’t we talk this out over tea? Maybe with some scones?”

“War is the only option,” Orion declares with dramatic flair, raising his hand. “The griffins demand it! Prepare yourselves for the clash of the kingdoms!”

“Hold up,” Applejack interrupts, scratching her head. “So, just to be clear, we’re declaring war… over a misunderstanding?”

“Yes,” Orion replies, his expression grave. “This is not a matter of simple diplomacy. It’s a matter of honor. Our pride has been wounded, and we must restore it at all costs.”

“And how exactly do you plan to go about that?” Twilight asks skeptically, raising an eyebrow.

“Well,” King Orion says, snapping his fingers, “first we’ll need to gather all the griffin forces and prepare for battle.”

The griffins start to march, some with battle axes, others sharpening their claws. There’s a sense of excitement in the air, and the ponies can’t help but feel like they’ve been caught in the middle of something completely ridiculous.

As the griffins organize for war, Fluttershy finally speaks up, her voice trembling. “Wait, um, I don’t want to fight anyone... What if we just… talk to Gilda? Maybe she’s not as upset as we think she is?”

“Talk?” Orion repeats incredulously, as if the very concept of “talking” had never crossed his mind. “We don’t talk when it comes to matters of honor, little pony. We fight! Now go and prepare for battle!”

The ponies continue to stare, utterly bewildered by the sudden shift into a war situation. But just as they begin to make plans to escape, Pinkie Pie starts to grin widely.

“Wait, I have an idea!” she says, bouncing excitedly. “What if we throw a party? A ‘No War, Just Fun’ party! Everyone loves parties! I’ll bake some cupcakes, and we’ll—”

“I’m afraid a party won’t stop a declaration of war,” King Orion says with a solemn nod, clearly enjoying the confusion. But just as the tension builds, he winks. “Or maybe it will. It’s worth a shot, right?”

The ponies stare at each other in shock. “Uh, I guess this war thing’s not so serious after all…” Rainbow Dash mutters.

In the end, the “war” that King Orion declared isn’t quite as serious as everyone thought. A tense, yet hilariously exaggerated battle of words and misunderstandings ensues, complete with accidental mix-ups, ridiculous tactics, and way too much cake for a kingdom on the brink of war. Eventually, they all settle into a strange, somewhat comical truce, but the ponies can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all.