"It's like you went through puberty, but reversed!"
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WHY do you sound like that?!
"It's like you went through puberty, but reversed!"
"Grogar" stood before three of Equestria's most formidable foes, plus one bratty child.
He demanded that they all team up so they could conquer Equestria at last.........
"I don't do 'ours', I only do MINE!" King Sombra stated, as he teleported next to "Grogar".
"I will take back the crystal empire on my own, and I will destroy anypony who gets in MY way!" The shadow king stated, as he grinned confidently.
"Wait, is no one going to question why he sounds like that all of a sudden?" Cozy Glow asked the other villains in the room.
"What? What are you talking about?" The king of crystals asked the demon filly.
"I mean, you sound so........... different now, you sound nothing like how professor Twilight described in history class." Cozy explained.
"Now that I think about it, you DO have a different voice." Chrysalis added.
"What happened to your voice?" Tirek asked.
"This is just how I sound like! My deep voice was a product of my return in a noncorporeal form. This is the real me!" Sombra stated, while trying to look intimidating.
However, the other villains, even "Grogar", could only laugh in hysterics over how ridiculous King Sombra sounded when he wasn't a mass of dark smoke.
"What's so funny?! I'm King Sombra! The future ruler of the crystal empire!" Sombra tried to intimidate the others but his voice only made them laugh harder.
"I'm sorry, but it's hard to take you seriously when you sound like THAT." Cozy stated.
"This is no laughing matter! You will all kneel before me! For I am King Sombra! And I will destroy anypony who gets in my way!" The king commanded.
"Alright that's enough! We've all had a good laugh over Sombra's new voice, but are you that confident you can take back your kingdom on your own?" "Grogar" asked the wannabe king.
"Of course! For I will crush all who dare to oppose me! I will destroy all who stand in my way!" As Sombra boasted more and more, the villains laughs only became more audible.
"How dare you mock me! You will all rue the day you laughed at King Sombra! RUE IT!" The evil king hammed it up.
"Oh, I'm trembling with fear! Please don't hurt me oh fierce King Sombra!" Tirek "begged for forgiveness".
"We are all deeply sorry for the way you treated, please spare us from your wrath!" Chrysalis "Apologized".
"Golly! I am so scared!" Cozy "quivered".
Before the three of them once again laughed at his voice.
Sombra was fuming, how dare they laugh and scorn the king of the crystal empire! It's about time he taught these ingrates some manners.
"If you don't cease your chuckles this instant, you will all face my unbound FURY!!!" Sombra roared, as he lit up his red horn with his dark magic.
"That's ENOUGH!" "Grogar" shouted, as he slammed his hoof into the ground. Ordering everyone to stop at once.
"Here's the deal Sombra, you can try to take back your kingdom. If you prevail, you may keep it. But when you fail you will submit to ME." "Grogar" stated to the arrogant king.
"And if I refuse this deal?" Sombra asked "Grogar".
"Then I shall return you to the darkness from which you were summoned." "Grogar" replied.
"Fine! But this is a waste of time, as I will crush those who defy me. I will defeat all who get in my way!" As Sombra boasted, the three villains couldn't control their giggles.
"Stop giggling! It isn't funny!" Sombra demanded.
"Well we can't help how ridiculous your voice sounds!" Cozy Stated to the dark king of shadow.
"Face it Sombra, the only reason you were ever taken seriously while invading the crystal empire is because you never sounded like THAT." Tirek told Sombra.
"I'm surprised somepony like you even became evil." Chrysalis pondered.
"Oh, like any of YOUR voices scream intimidation! I mean, one of you is literally a child! What gives HER the right to mock my voice when she's just cute and adorable?" Sombra asked.
"I use my cuteness to deceive ponies! It's what allowed me to nearly drain all the magic from Equestria! You don't have an excuse!" Cozy told the evil king.
"I can't help how I sound like! As I told you before, my deep voice was because I was noncorporeal! Now if you will excuse me, Grogar was just about to send me back to my kingdom so I can reclaim it!" Sombra yelled at the stubborn, insolent villains who ridiculed his voice.
"No no no, Grogar needs to keep you on the team. It could provide great entertainment for the rest of us." Tirek offered.
"What do you say Grogar? You don't send Sombra to darkness, in exchange of letting him work with us?" Chrysalis offered "Grogar".
"If Sombra so desperately wants his kingdom back, so be it. We won't need him with just four of us." "Grogar" told the other villains.
"Umm, hello I'm literally a child. How am I supposed to fight back against those ponies?" Cozy asked the ancient ram.
"Any way you can! We don't need Sombra. He made his bed, and he shall LIE IN IT." "Grogar" stated.
"As if I could ever lose to those pathetic ponies! The crystal empire will finally be under my control! And there is nothing captain Shining Armor or Princess Cadence can do to stop me this time!" Sombra declared, earning more snickers from the three villains.
"Ugh! Would you please just send me already so these louts will stop their mockery?!" Sombra demanded, as "Grogar" did as he whished and whisked him back to the crystal empire.
"It's a shame, we could've really used the entertainment." Cozy stated.
"He could've added morale to the group." Tirek added.
"He isn't needed, we can do fine without him. I advise the rest of you to prepare to work together." "Grogar" Stated, as he left the cave to do who knows what.
"I actually kind of liked his voice, it gave him a unique flavor to his style." Chrysalis complimented a little late..........
