Starlight vs Starlight

by Babycord

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Starlight Glimmer
Length: 1042

A spell gone wrong

Ponyvile has an election.

It's better then it sounds.

Published 2024-11-11 22:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-11 22:20:00 UTC

Now listen here

Ponyville, the ever-peaceful town, was having a day that would be remembered for years to come—not for its usual charm, but for the bizarre occurrence that had taken over the town square.

It all started when Starlight Glimmer accidentally cast a spell that went horribly wrong. Instead of just one Starlight, Ponyville now had several—each one wildly different from the last. There were duplicates everywhere, but the two most prominent ones had taken to the stage for the upcoming mayoral race, each bringing their own brand of chaos

The town square was packed with ponies. A large stage had been set up in the center for the mayoral debate, and two very different versions of Starlight were standing at the podium.

Mafia Starlight adjusted her sharp suit, leaned into the microphone, and grinned at the crowd. "Ponyville, you've got a problem," she began, speaking in her smooth, gravelly voice. "You've got crime. You've got chaos. You've got anarchy. Under my rule, there will be none of that. We’re talking order, folks. The kind of order that keeps everypony safe... and makes sure no one crosses the line.” She shot a glare at the ponies in the back row who were laughing too loudly. “We’ve got connections. We’ll clean up this town, but we do it my way. You want peace? You want safety? You vote for Starlight Glimmer.”

There was a pause as the crowd absorbed this ominous promise. Some ponies nodded, unsure whether to applaud or run.

On the other side of the stage stood Swedish-Aussie Starlight. She stood with her hooves on her hips, grinning widely and showing off her extremely colorful tie-dye shirt. "Well, well, well, what have we here, eh?" she said, speaking in a mix of a thick Swedish accent and way too much Australian slang. “Ponyville’s been lookin' a bit down, don’t ya think? Too much stress with all these fancy-pants politics. What we need, mates, is a town that's all about relaxin’, beach vibes, and a lil’ bit of fun. No more rushin’ around, no more crime, no more worryin’. We’re gonna turn Ponyville into the ultimate vacation spot. Surfs up, ponies! Kangaroos for everypony, and beach parties all year long!”

She threw her hooves up dramatically, as if signaling the beginning of the most laid-back revolution ever.

The crowd stared, a mixture of confusion and awe in their eyes

The Main Six had been watching from the sidelines, trying to process what was happening. Twilight Sparkle looked over at Rainbow Dash and whispered, “I thought Pinkie Pie running for mayor was crazy, but this? This is way worse.”

“Right?” Rainbow said, eyeing the stage. "It’s like one’s trying to turn Ponyville into a mafia kingdom, and the other one’s about to open a beach resort right in the middle of town. What do we even do here?”

Applejack, ever the voice of reason, just scratched her head. “Well, we gotta hear ‘em out, I reckon. We’re in a bit of a bind here. Everypony’s takin’ this seriously.”

The debate continued, with each version of Starlight passionately presenting their wildly different views.

Mafia Starlight, leaning in with a grin, spoke again: "You see, ponies, the problem is that Ponyville’s been too soft for too long. No structure, no consequences. Under my leadership, we’ll establish a new order—a proper business model. You want security? You want efficiency? We’ll get you that. But we’ll also make sure you never cross the line, and I won’t hesitate to make you an offer you can’t refuse. I’m not asking for your trust. I’m demanding it.”

There were a few nervous chuckles in the crowd. Was this some kind of joke? Some sort of roleplay?

On the other end, Swedish-Aussie Starlight raised a hoof and interrupted. "Oi, you can’t be takin’ things so seriously, mate. Listen here, I got the answer to all your problems. You want relaxation? You want to kick back and have a laugh? Under my leadership, I’m bringin’ peace, yeah. But not the mafia kind of peace. Nah, we’re talkin’ sunshine, surfboards, and kangaroo sightseeing tours." She paused and waggled her eyebrows. “What more could you possibly want, eh?”

The crowd was silent, then erupted in laughter.

“I mean, she’s not wrong,” Pinkie Pie whispered to the group. "A vacation town sounds fun... I’d totally vote for her if I didn’t have so many party plans to organize!”

As the debate raged on, Rarity leaned toward Twilight. “I never thought I’d see the day when Starlight would be running for mayor with such... wild ideas.”

Twilight groaned. “It’s worse than I thought. We have to fix this. We can’t have two very different Starlights taking over Ponyville. But—” She paused. “How do we even get her to stop?”

Applejack sighed. “Ah think the real question is... which one’s the real Starlight?”

Just then, Pinkie Pie stood up on a nearby hay bale, raising her hoof. “I say we vote for both! A mafia vacation—beach parties and security! I think that’s the best of both worlds!”

The debate was finally winding down when Mafia Starlight and Swedish-Aussie Starlight agreed to an unusual compromise: they’d merge their plans.

"We'll have the order of my mafia world, with the vacation vibes of her... whatever this is," Mafia Starlight declared, smirking.

"And we'll have security, but also beach barbecues," Swedish-Aussie Starlight added, grinning as though she'd just made a great deal.

The crowd looked on in stunned silence for a moment, then broke into applause. It was official: the two were going to turn Ponyville into a weirdly structured paradise.

After much debate and even more confusion, Ponyville was about to get an unusual new future: A town with the calm chaos of the mafia, beach parties everywhere, and a really weird balance of law and relaxation.

The Main Six could only watch as the two Starlights shook hooves, agreeing on their unbelievable platform of peace, crime, and surfboards.

“Well, at least it’s not a massive army of Pinkie Pies,” Rainbow Dash said, relieved.

Twilight sighed, “Let’s just hope this works out.”

As they walked off, Ponyville’s future was in the hooves of two very chaotic Starlights—and no one had any idea what would happen next.