Flutterbox

The rays of the morning sun crept slowly over Fluttershy's windowsill as she slept peacefully in her bed. She smiled as the warm light shone upon her yellow coat and pink mane. Rolling over, she pulled her big comforter around herself tightly, determined to stay in bed as long as possible.

While Fluttershy was resting peacefully, Angel Bunny snuck around in the kitchen. After digging through the cupboards, he found what he had been searching for. Clutched between his tiny paws was a bottle labeled "Momma's Headache Medicine." Fluttershy's 'headache medicine' was, in reality, fermented dandelion juice. Being a very naughty bunny, Angel set a shot glass down and poured himself a cup before Fluttershy walked in and caught him drinking.

Back in her bed, Fluttershy felt warm and toasty under her covers. It was the sort of day where she felt that nothing could go wrong.

"What a lovely morning," Fluttershy said, perfectly contented.

"Yeah, well from where I am, it looks like a pretty lousy morning," a mysterious voice said.

Fluttershy's eyes went wide as she realized she wasn't alone. Sitting up with a start, Fluttershy looked around her room, trying to identify the source of the voice.

"P... Pinkie Pie?" Fluttershy said, as she fearfully lifted her comforter over her nose, "Are you trying to prank me? You know I don't like loud excitement."

"Boy I'll say," the voice said, "An evening with you is duller than watching the butterfly migration."

"Who... who are you?" Fluttershy said, summoning up all her courage, which admittedly wasn't a lot, "Show yourself!"

"I'm down here," the voice said, "Under the covers."

"Eeep!" Fluttershy said as she lifted her blanket, expecting to see somepony there.

Below her waist, all she saw were her legs and her long, pink tail. At this point, Fluttershy was very confused and very scared. Her eyes darted around the room and her heart began beating fast.

"Please leave me alone!" Fluttershy said, shutting her eyes, "What do you want?!"

"I want a thick, slimy horse cock shoved inside me right now!" the voice screamed. Fluttershy opened her eyes and tilted her head slighty.

"...Rarity?" the pegasus said, quizzically guessing the source of the voice.

"Wrong," the voice said, "This is your cooter speaking."

Fluttershy's eyes went wide. Throwing off her covers, she jumped out of bed and ran to her full-length mirror. Positioning her ample posterior in front of the glass, Fluttershy lifted her pink tail and stared at the reflection of her marehood.

"I must be losing my mind," Fluttershy said, "Either that, or I'm still dreaming."

"Your wet dreams are the only ones I care about," the vagina said.

Fluttershy screamed as a voice from inside her marehood continued to berate her.

"I'm not surprised you didn't recognize me," Fluttershy's vagina said, "I've practically become a stranger after all the years you've ignored me."

"Forgive me; it's just that I've never heard of a talking v... va..." Fluttershy said blushing, unable to finish the sentence.

"Vagina?" Fluttershy's privates said, irritated, "Sweet Celestia's sweaty snatch! You can't even say the word, can you?!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," Fluttershy said, timidly, "I didn't mean to offend you,... vagina." She winced as she forced herself to say the word. It made her feel dirty, as though her mouth was now unclean.

"I'd actually prefer if you referred to me as something else," the yellow marehood said, "The term 'vagina' is too clinical. It's got no pizazz! Neither do you, for that matter." Ignoring the insult, Fluttershy was determined to act civil towards her talking genitals.

"What would you like me to call you?" Fluttershy asked, trying to be helpful.

"How about Cootershy?" the vagina said, "Yeah, I like the sound of that."

"Well,... Cootershy," Fluttershy said, trepidatiously, "Can all... private parts talk?"

"Only the repressed ones," Cootershy said, "Considering how sexually stifled you are, it's no wonder I never get laid!"

Fluttershy gulped.

"Who me?" Fluttershy said, her face growing crimson, "I can't. I'm much too shy to be intimate with anypony."

"You're too shy to even be intimate with yourself!" the vagina snapped angrily, "You grow flowers, but you never tend to your private garden! You care for animals, but you never brush your beaver!"

"You mean you want me to... (gulp) pleasure myself?" Fluttershy said, horrified, "Oh no. I couldn't. I shouldn't."

"You're the Element of Kindness, right?" Cootershy said, "So do yourself a kindness and play with me just once! I'm sick and tired of waiting for your next wet dream."

Fluttershy sat on her haunches and crossed her fore-hooves so as not to tempt herself.

"Ma... masturbation is so selfish," Fluttershy said, blushing, "I'd feel so ashamed if I did it."

"Get your ass in the air!" Cootershy said in a muffled voice, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to talk when your lips are pressed against the ground?"

"Sorry," Fluttershy said, standing up, "Better?"

"Much," Cootershy said, "Now where was I?"

"You were trying to convince me to touch you," Fluttershy said, "It won't work. I'm not doing it because I don't want to feel the guilt that happens afterwards."

"Rubbing one out will help improve your mood and relieve stress," Cootershy said, encouragingly, "You'd feel too good after a mind-blowing orgasm to worry about anything."

At this point, Angel Bunny came teetering out of the kitchen, slobbering drunk. The inebriated rabbit lifted his cup of dandelion juice to his lips and drank half of it. Lowering the shot glass, Angel let out a soft hiccup. He stared at Fluttershy with his blurred vision. At this point, he was too drunk to care about getting caught.

As Angel stared at his owner, he could have sworn he heard two voices coming out her.

"Masturbation is good for the body," Cootershy said, encouragingly, "Listen, if you can't trust your own cunt, then who can you trust?"

Angel stared at the talking vagina, then looked at his cup of dandelion juice, before returning his attention back to Fluttershy's vagina. Without a second thought, Angel threw the shot glass behind him in disgust, allowing its contents to spill on the floor.

"Masturbation literally puts you in touch with your body and sexuality," Cootershy said, "It's the perfect way to learn new things about yourself sexually and explore new fantasies."

"Who needs fantasies?" Fluttershy said, frantically, "My reality is unusual enough as it is!"

Fluttershy backed away from the mirror, heading towards the front door.

"You'll never escape me," Cootershy said, "No matter where you run, I'll always be right behind you."

"I need to go see Twilight!" Fluttershy said, "She'll know how to help me!"

Fluttershy ran out of her cottage and down the road towards the Ponyville library. Before her door closed, Angel came staggering outside. His face was green as he vomited into the bushes outside Fluttershy's house.

Fluttershy walked briskly towards Ponyville Library, home to Twilight Sparkle. On the way there, Fluttery tried to avoid running in to other ponies. Cootershy wasn't helping matters, as it could be quite the chatterbox.

Walking towards them down the other side of the road, was Applejack's brother, Big Macintosh. Fluttershy let out a nervous gulp as she tried to not make eye contact with the sweaty workhorse.

"I know how you've gawked at him from afar," Cootershy whispered, as Big Mac walked passed, "This particular stallion really melts your butter, doesn't he?"

"Please don't say such vulgar things," Fluttershy whispered back, "He might hear you."

"Good!" Cootershy said, obnoxiously, "It's high time one of us tried to cure you of your virginity!"

"Hey stud!" Cootershy called out to Big Mac, "Wanna part my piss flaps?"

"Excuse me?" Big Mac said, turning around. When he looked where the voice had come from, the yellow pegasus was gone.

As Fluttershy flew over Ponyville, her face was beet red.

"Coward," Cootershy said bitterly, "Why'd you fly off? I could tell he wanted a screw. That's what I love about stallions. They're always in the mood for sex. All it takes is a little prompting to get them hornier than a hedgehog family reunion."

"I don't care," Fluttershy said, "I just need to talk with Twilight. Hopefully she'll know how to stop you from talking."

"You could always stuff me with something," Cootershy said, tauntingly, "That'll shut me right up."