Flutterbox

by Bronystories

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Rarity, Fluttershy, Sex, Big Macintosh, Random, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life
Length: 11827

Fluttershy wakes up one morning only to discover that her vagina talks... and is extremely horny.

Fluttershy was a normal mare, until the morning she awoke to discover that her vagina can talk and has a mind of its own. Will the timid mare be able to make peace with her perverted privates? Can her friends help Fluttershy cope with her perpetually-horny chatterbox? Find out in Flutterbox!
Flutterbox Review from SkiddleZIzKewl

Published 2012-10-19 06:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-25 15:06:36 UTC

Cootershy

The rays of the morning sun crept slowly over Fluttershy's windowsill as she slept peacefully in her bed. She smiled as the warm light shone upon her yellow coat and pink mane. Rolling over, she pulled her big comforter around herself tightly, determined to stay in bed as long as possible.

While Fluttershy was resting peacefully, Angel Bunny snuck around in the kitchen. After digging through the cupboards, he found what he had been searching for. Clutched between his tiny paws was a bottle labeled "Momma's Headache Medicine." Fluttershy's 'headache medicine' was, in reality, fermented dandelion juice. Being a very naughty bunny, Angel set a shot glass down and poured himself a cup before Fluttershy walked in and caught him drinking.

Back in her bed, Fluttershy felt warm and toasty under her covers. It was the sort of day where she felt that nothing could go wrong.

"What a lovely morning," Fluttershy said, perfectly contented.

"Yeah, well from where I am, it looks like a pretty lousy morning," a mysterious voice said.

Fluttershy's eyes went wide as she realized she wasn't alone. Sitting up with a start, Fluttershy looked around her room, trying to identify the source of the voice.

"P... Pinkie Pie?" Fluttershy said, as she fearfully lifted her comforter over her nose, "Are you trying to prank me? You know I don't like loud excitement."

"Boy I'll say," the voice said, "An evening with you is duller than watching the butterfly migration."

"Who... who are you?" Fluttershy said, summoning up all her courage, which admittedly wasn't a lot, "Show yourself!"

"I'm down here," the voice said, "Under the covers."

"Eeep!" Fluttershy said as she lifted her blanket, expecting to see somepony there.

Below her waist, all she saw were her legs and her long, pink tail. At this point, Fluttershy was very confused and very scared. Her eyes darted around the room and her heart began beating fast.

"Please leave me alone!" Fluttershy said, shutting her eyes, "What do you want?!"

"I want a thick, slimy horse cock shoved inside me right now!" the voice screamed. Fluttershy opened her eyes and tilted her head slighty.

"...Rarity?" the pegasus said, quizzically guessing the source of the voice.

"Wrong," the voice said, "This is your cooter speaking."

Fluttershy's eyes went wide. Throwing off her covers, she jumped out of bed and ran to her full-length mirror. Positioning her ample posterior in front of the glass, Fluttershy lifted her pink tail and stared at the reflection of her marehood.

"I must be losing my mind," Fluttershy said, "Either that, or I'm still dreaming."

"Your wet dreams are the only ones I care about," the vagina said.

Fluttershy screamed as a voice from inside her marehood continued to berate her.

"I'm not surprised you didn't recognize me," Fluttershy's vagina said, "I've practically become a stranger after all the years you've ignored me."

"Forgive me; it's just that I've never heard of a talking v... va..." Fluttershy said blushing, unable to finish the sentence.

"Vagina?" Fluttershy's privates said, irritated, "Sweet Celestia's sweaty snatch! You can't even say the word, can you?!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," Fluttershy said, timidly, "I didn't mean to offend you,... vagina." She winced as she forced herself to say the word. It made her feel dirty, as though her mouth was now unclean.

"I'd actually prefer if you referred to me as something else," the yellow marehood said, "The term 'vagina' is too clinical. It's got no pizazz! Neither do you, for that matter." Ignoring the insult, Fluttershy was determined to act civil towards her talking genitals.

"What would you like me to call you?" Fluttershy asked, trying to be helpful.

"How about Cootershy?" the vagina said, "Yeah, I like the sound of that."

"Well,... Cootershy," Fluttershy said, trepidatiously, "Can all... private parts talk?"

"Only the repressed ones," Cootershy said, "Considering how sexually stifled you are, it's no wonder I never get laid!"

Fluttershy gulped.

"Who me?" Fluttershy said, her face growing crimson, "I can't. I'm much too shy to be intimate with anypony."

"You're too shy to even be intimate with yourself!" the vagina snapped angrily, "You grow flowers, but you never tend to your private garden! You care for animals, but you never brush your beaver!"

"You mean you want me to... (gulp) pleasure myself?" Fluttershy said, horrified, "Oh no. I couldn't. I shouldn't."

"You're the Element of Kindness, right?" Cootershy said, "So do yourself a kindness and play with me just once! I'm sick and tired of waiting for your next wet dream."

Fluttershy sat on her haunches and crossed her fore-hooves so as not to tempt herself.

"Ma... masturbation is so selfish," Fluttershy said, blushing, "I'd feel so ashamed if I did it."

"Get your ass in the air!" Cootershy said in a muffled voice, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to talk when your lips are pressed against the ground?"

"Sorry," Fluttershy said, standing up, "Better?"

"Much," Cootershy said, "Now where was I?"

"You were trying to convince me to touch you," Fluttershy said, "It won't work. I'm not doing it because I don't want to feel the guilt that happens afterwards."

"Rubbing one out will help improve your mood and relieve stress," Cootershy said, encouragingly, "You'd feel too good after a mind-blowing orgasm to worry about anything."

At this point, Angel Bunny came teetering out of the kitchen, slobbering drunk. The inebriated rabbit lifted his cup of dandelion juice to his lips and drank half of it. Lowering the shot glass, Angel let out a soft hiccup. He stared at Fluttershy with his blurred vision. At this point, he was too drunk to care about getting caught.

As Angel stared at his owner, he could have sworn he heard two voices coming out her.

"Masturbation is good for the body," Cootershy said, encouragingly, "Listen, if you can't trust your own cunt, then who can you trust?"

Angel stared at the talking vagina, then looked at his cup of dandelion juice, before returning his attention back to Fluttershy's vagina. Without a second thought, Angel threw the shot glass behind him in disgust, allowing its contents to spill on the floor.

"Masturbation literally puts you in touch with your body and sexuality," Cootershy said, "It's the perfect way to learn new things about yourself sexually and explore new fantasies."

"Who needs fantasies?" Fluttershy said, frantically, "My reality is unusual enough as it is!"

Fluttershy backed away from the mirror, heading towards the front door.

"You'll never escape me," Cootershy said, "No matter where you run, I'll always be right behind you."

"I need to go see Twilight!" Fluttershy said, "She'll know how to help me!"

Fluttershy ran out of her cottage and down the road towards the Ponyville library. Before her door closed, Angel came staggering outside. His face was green as he vomited into the bushes outside Fluttershy's house.

Fluttershy walked briskly towards Ponyville Library, home to Twilight Sparkle. On the way there, Fluttery tried to avoid running in to other ponies. Cootershy wasn't helping matters, as it could be quite the chatterbox.

Walking towards them down the other side of the road, was Applejack's brother, Big Macintosh. Fluttershy let out a nervous gulp as she tried to not make eye contact with the sweaty workhorse.

"I know how you've gawked at him from afar," Cootershy whispered, as Big Mac walked passed, "This particular stallion really melts your butter, doesn't he?"

"Please don't say such vulgar things," Fluttershy whispered back, "He might hear you."

"Good!" Cootershy said, obnoxiously, "It's high time one of us tried to cure you of your virginity!"

"Hey stud!" Cootershy called out to Big Mac, "Wanna part my piss flaps?"

"Excuse me?" Big Mac said, turning around. When he looked where the voice had come from, the yellow pegasus was gone.

As Fluttershy flew over Ponyville, her face was beet red.

"Coward," Cootershy said bitterly, "Why'd you fly off? I could tell he wanted a screw. That's what I love about stallions. They're always in the mood for sex. All it takes is a little prompting to get them hornier than a hedgehog family reunion."

"I don't care," Fluttershy said, "I just need to talk with Twilight. Hopefully she'll know how to stop you from talking."

"You could always stuff me with something," Cootershy said, tauntingly, "That'll shut me right up."

Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle had just finished her morning shower. Her mane was wrapped in a towel as she finished drying herself off.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Spike walked over to answer it and was greeted by a familiar pegasus.

"Oh hey, Fluttershy!" Spike said, "Please come inside."

"Funny thing; I was just about to offer you the same invitation," Cootershy said to Spike.

"What?" Spike said, confused, "Fluttershy, how did you speak without moving your lips?" Fluttershy was about to answer, when she was interrupted by her vagina.

"Mares have more than one set of lips," Cootershy said, sensually to Spike, "Want a closer look at the lower set? Be a good boy and I'll even let you give me a kiss."

Ignoring her conniving cunt for the moment, Fluttershy tried speaking to the dubious-looking dragon.

"I don't have time to explain," Fluttershy said, "Just please go get Twilight for me, okay Spike?"

Spike ran upstairs, leaving Fluttershy alone.

"Spike, huh?" Cootershy said, once the dragon was out of earshot, "You should let him drive his spike into me sometime."

Twilight had just finished combing her mane in the mirror, when Spike knocked on her door and poked his head into her room.

"Twilight, Fluttershy wants to see you," Spike said, "I think she's trying out some kind of raunchy ventriloquist act."

"If she pulls out a racially-insensitive skeleton puppet, I'm gonna have to ask her to leave," Twilight said, as she set her hairbrush down, "While I'm visiting with her, can you please clean up around your bed? It's filthy."

Twilight left the room as Spike obediently grabbed a dustpan and started cleaning.

"The sooner I finish up here," Spike thought, "the sooner I can deliver my surprise to Rarity."

Twilight descended the library staircase, where she found her shy pegasus friend waiting for her.

"Hey, Fluttershy," Twilight said, "Spike told me you had something to show me?"

"Yeah," Cootershy said, "It's a magic trick. I can make a cherry disappear. All I need is a foot-long carrot. Got any I can borrow?"

"Twilight, please help me," the mortified pegasus said as she hid her face behind her pink mane.

"Fluttershy, what's gotten into you?" Twilight asked.

"Nothing's gotten into her!" Cootershy said, "That's just the problem!"

Twilight stared quizzically at Fluttershy, who stood there shaking while she kept her mouth and eyes closed. In spite of this, obscene requests continued emanating from her body.

"Get that cute dragon back here," Cootershy said, "Is it true they have two dicks, or is that just a rumor?"

"Fluttershy," Twilight said as she pointed towards her friend's marehood, "is that voice coming from... down there?" The pegasus sadly nodded.

Instead of being repulsed or horrified, the scientifically-minded Twilight took the news of a sentient stench-trench rather well.

"Fascinating!" Twilight said, happily, "It's some sort of vaginal voice box! How long have you had it?"

"Well, I've had my private parts since I was born," Fluttershy said, innocently, "They only started speaking this morning."

Twilight walked around to her friend's rear. Fluttershy blushed. Even though they didn't normally wear clothes, the fact that her friend was staring intently at her twat made Fluttershy uncomfortable.

"I'd love to figure out what's causing this," Twilight said as she levitated a magnifying glass over to Fluttershy's DNA dumpster.

"Yeah, run some thorough tests, doc," Cootershy said to Twilight, "What do you want me to do? Stick out my clit and say 'ah?' Or you could start by taking my temperature. Just be sure you insert the thermometer deep to get a more accurate reading."

Momentarily ignoring Fluttershy's talking twat, Twilight levitated an expensive therapy couch and set the frightened pegasus on top of it. Twilight then put on her therapist glasses and levitated over a notebook and quill to record her findings.

"I'm ready for the examination, doc," Cootershy said, "Penetrate my psyche with a probing question."

"Can you see me?" Twilight asked Cootershy as she raised a hoof, "How many hooves am I holding up?"

"I can't see too well past my labia," Cootershy said, "If you want me to give an accurate answer, you're going to have to stick your hooves inside me first."

In reality, Cootershy saw everything Fluttershy could see. The scheming stink-rink was just making up any excuse to get a hoof job. Twilight wasn't about to fall for its trick.

"Now why don't you tell me all about your issues with sex," Twilight said, "When did this obsession start?"

"I'm a cunt. Sex is what I do," Cootershy said, "I don't hear you bitching at the lungs about their addiction to oxygen."

"Lungs aren't supposed to speak," Twilight said, dismissively, "Neither are vaginas, for that matter. How are you able to talk, exactly?"

"The only reason your wand waxer doesn't talk is because you regularly rub your nub," Cootershy said. Twilight gulped nervously.

"Your cunt would raise a stink too if you were as old as Fluttershy and still a virgin," Cootershy said, "Miss goody-four-shoes here is even too bashful to clop!" Twilight looked at Fluttershy in surprise. The pegasus was blushing furiously.

"Is that true, Fluttershy?" Twilight said surprised, "You've never touched yourself for pleasure?" Fluttershy couldn't look Twilight in the eye. All she could do was turn her head away and nod silently.

"Hey doc, maybe you can give her some pointers," Cootershy said, "I can tell from your scent that you've recently done the tuna taco tango." It was now Twilight's turn to blush. She crossed her hind legs and draped her tail over her crotch, hoping to obscure the smell of her recently-polished pussy.

"I've periodically participated in genital stimulation via distal phalangetic motions," Twilight said, trying to sound as scientific as possible, "Not that it's any business of yours."

"I bet you've got a lot of filthy books in this library to help inspire you," Cootershy said, "Maybe you can let Flutters here borrow Daring Screw and the Temple of Poon. Luna knows she needs the help."

Fluttershy shook her head, indicating she had no desire to read the librarian's pornography. Twilight wasn't about to go against her friend's wishes and instead tried to focus the conversation on the vagina itself.

"I'm more interested in how you function," Twilight said, trying to keep her cool, "How Fluttershy chooses to spend her private time is her business." Upon hearing this news, Fluttershy's pussy snapped at Twilight.

"Sex is nothing more than a science experiment to you!" Cootershy said, "I'm just your latest test subject!"

"This isn't about me," Twilight said, growing impatient, "We're talking about you and your desires."

"Don't talk to me about desires, you wimpy wallflower," Cootershy said, "The reason why you clop is because it's the only form of sexual release you get! You're too socially-retarded to bed a stallion!"

Twilight set her notebook and quill down. Removing her glasses, she narrowed her eyes and stared angrily at Fluttershy's nethers.

"You dirty, rotten cunt," Twilight said, coldly. Fluttershy winced in discomfort and started to cry.

"Oh no, Fluttershy," Twilight said, apologetically, "I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to your cunt."

Hurt and ashamed, Fluttershy ran out of the library, as her bitch-ditch shouted some parting words to Twilight.

"At least you listen to your twat!" Cootershy said, "I'm stuck with a loser who couldn't care less about what I want!"

After the front door closed behind Fluttershy, Twilight let out an annoyed scream.

"Twilight, is everything alright?" Spike asked as he appeared at the top of the stairs, "Why'd you shout?"

"I'm fine," Twilight said, curtly, "I just need to take a bath."

"But you already took a shower this morning," Spike said, while scratching his head, "You were in there more than an hour. What takes you so long?"

"Mare stuff," Twilight said, dismissively, "You wouldn't understand."

On her way to the bathroom, Twilight discretely grabbed her copy of Love in the Times of Cutie Pox: An Erotic Bodice Ripper.

With her trusty porn by her side, Twilight entered the bathroom, determined to relieve some tension.

Pinkie Pie

Fluttershy walked slowly through Ponyville, as her tears fell against the soft ground.

"What am I gonna do?" Fluttershy said pitiably, "Twilight couldn't help me. I can never show myself in public again."

"You poor thing," Cootershy said, "Let's find you some burly, sweaty construction workers. A good, hard semen-spewing gang bang is just what you need to cheer up." Fluttershy was trying desperately to ignore her clit slit's suggestions, when Pinkie Pie suddenly appeared in front of her.

"Did somepony say, cheer up?" Pinkie Pie said. Fluttershy shrieked and jumped behind a bush. Lifting her head up, Fluttershy found Pinkie Pie staring her in the face.

"I heard you need some cheering up!" Pinkie said, "How can I help?"

"How about a kiss?" Cootershy shouted, hopefully. Pinkie's eyes lit up as Fluttershy sat on her haunches in a desperate attempt to muffle her muff. It was too late though, Pinkie had already heard.

"Fluttershy, did your cunny just talk?" Pinkie asked excitedly. She seemed unnaturally calm about the whole ordeal, as though this type of thing was a common occurrence for her.

"Yes," Fluttershy said, lowering her head and putting her fore-hooves over her face, "Please don't listen to my private parts, Pinkie Pie. They say such awful things."

Pinkie Pie seemed oblivious to Fluttershy's request, as the party pony lifted her friend's haunches into the air and kissed Cootershy right on the lips. Fluttershy let out a scared cry as her honey pot was molested.

"Pinkie Pie, you're a great kisser," Cootershy said, "but would it have killed you to give me a little tongue?"

"Not on the first date," Pinkie said. Fluttershy couldn't tell if her friend was just joking, or if Pinkie Pie and her poontang were now a couple.

"I wish my cooleyhopper could talk," Pinkie Pie said, swiveling her head around to look at her pink sugar hole, "I'd teach her how to chew gum and blow bubbles."

"I'll gladly blow Bubbles," Cootershy said, "but first you'd have to introduce me to him." Pinkie giggled uproariously.

"That's hilarious!" Pinkie said, "Blow Bubbles! I'll have to remember that one!" Fluttershy kept her eyes closed and covered her ears. She wished that she could just disintegrate.

"So what's it like living as a vagina?" Pinkie asked innocently.

"It sucks," Cootershy said, "You'd hate it too if your neighbor was an asshole."

"If I were a pussy," Pinkie said, "I'd break the record for the most stallions served in one day."

Seeing that the pink pony was as salacious as she was screwy, Cootershy decided to make her move.

"Hey Pinkie," the crafty cooch said, "I bet I can take a bigger dildo than you." Fluttershy, who had been trying to ignore the conversation, suddenly was listening intently. She opened her eyes wide and looked around at Pinkie, who was staring at Cootershy with an unnervingly-large smile.

"We'll just see about that," Pinkie Pie said, as she lightly tapped her flank, "They don't call my happy flaps 'Cuntzilla' for nothing."

Fluttershy watched apprehensively as Pinkie ran over to a hollow tree and reached inside, pulling out a long, curved purple dildo.

"I have dildos stashed all over Ponyville, in case of dildo emergency," Pinkie said as she set the purple dildo down.

It was shaped like an erect dragon phallus and had a base to keep it upright, with a hole in the tip and a hose coming out of the bottom that was connected to a pump. Fluttershy's eyes went wide with horror.

"This is 'The Drippy Dragon,'" Pinkie said proudly, "It's fourteen inches long, five inches in diameter and has a hose attachment that can spray a fountain of realistic-looking cum lube as high as three feet into the air!"

To demonstrate, Pinkie stomped on the pump, which sent a stream of viscous lube shooting up into the sky in a high arc, before landing with a loud splat on the ground.

"Now that's more like it!" Cootershy said, ecstatically.

"This'll get your goop chute nice and greasy," Pinkie said excitedly, "Whoever can stuff the most inside their cooter muffin wins. Ready to start?"

"No," Fluttershy whispered, shaking her head.

"You're right, Fluttershy," Pinkie Pie said, earnestly, "This is supposed to be a competition! We need something bigger!"

"Bigger?" Fluttershy said, as the color drained from her face.

"I'd like to see your cream canal handle the Party Cannon!" Pinkie said maniacally.

In no time at all, Pinkie returned with the largest dildo in Equestria. She couldn't even wrap her hooves around the giant black rubber phallus. It landed with a thud as Pinkie set it on the ground. The Party Cannon looked like a giant bullet and was only slightly taller than it was thick. The base of the dildo was larger in diameter than the average mare's midsection.

Taking a moment to catch her breath, Pinkie basked in the majesty of the Party Cannon.

"My mommy parts tingle just looking at it," Pinkie said in awe, "I'm the only pony in Equestria who has literally been able to take the whole thing. No offense Fluttershy, but I don't think your goodie basket stands a chance against Cuntzilla." Pinkie rubbed her pink nub reverently as she spoke.

When Pinkie looked behind her, she discovered that Fluttershy had fled in terror.

"I wonder where she went?" Pinkie said, slightly miffed, "Oh well. The competition may be off, but there's no sense in letting these go to waste." Setting the dildos behind the bush, Pinkie prepared herself for a private competition.

Pinkie squirted some of the Drippy Dragon's lube onto the the Party Canon before mounting it. Once she had stretched her pussy by inserting the tip of the Party Cannon, Pinkie held the Drippy Dragon behind her and carefully pushed it into her ass.

"Time to break my record," Pinkie said straining, "among other things..."

While Pinkie was doubling down on pleasure, Fluttershy was flying through the air, relieved to have gotten away with her cervix intact.

"I can't do this," Fluttershy said, sobbing, "It's too much."

"For once, I agree with you," Cootershy said, relieved, "Did you see the size of her black dildo? That pink cunt's crazy."

Fluttershy stopped crying and almost smiled. It was the first time she and her vagina had agreed on something.

"Maybe we can learn to live together," Fluttershy said, hopefully, "All we need is some counseling." She started thinking of who might be able to help them.

"I need somepony with more experience than Twilight and more restraint than Pinkie Pie," Fluttershy said, "I know! I'll go see Rarity! She's an expert on living harmoniously with your marehood!"

Rarity

In Carousel Boutique, Rarity the unicorn was in the middle of her daily exercises. She wore a sweatband around her head and stood with a metal pole sticking out of her supple love canal.

Rarity was training her marehood muscles with a vaginal barbell. The device, which she referred to as "Le Magnifique," was made from stainless steel. It was eight inches long and had a weighted sphere on each end. Another metal ball was fashioned in the center of the barbell.

Due to her large number of sexual partners, this workout routine was the only thing that kept Rarity's turgid rosebud from hanging loose. Her constant exercise regimen had kept her jewel box as tight as when she was a blank flank. Training her muscles in this way enabled her to experience enhanced orgasms and more overall pleasure for her and her lovers during sex.

"One. Two. Three. Release. One. Two. Three. Release," Rarity said, as she clenched her concave cornucopia in time to the beat. Perspiration trailed down her face, which caused her to wipe her brow with a washcloth. Rarity did a few more reps before finishing her workout.

"That's about enough for today," Rarity said, breathlessly, "Firm and tight for Saturday night."

After removing and cleaning Le Magnifique with a towel, Rarity kissed it and returned it to its case until her next exercise routine.

"Oh, my precious flower," Rarity said tenderly as she examined her taut marehood in the mirror, "Your petals are now primmed to perfection."

Rarity was just about to review the designs for her latest dress creation, when Fluttershy entered the boutique with a look of desperation in her eyes.

"Rarity, you've got to help me!" Fluttershy said, "My marehood is telling me to have sex!" Rarity looked up at Fluttershy calmly.

"Well, that's only natural, isn't it?" Rarity said, "I get those urges, too. The best advice is to follow your instincts."

"No," Fluttershy said, desperately, "I mean it's literally telling me to have sex." Rarity raised her eyebrow reproachfully.

"Fluttershy, do you remember when Twilight and Pinkie Pie had that long discussion on grammar?" Rarity said, "Twilight reprimanded Pinkie for misusing the word 'literally' when she really just wanted to emphasize a point. I'm afraid you're doing that as well."

"But my marehood really does speak to me!" Fluttershy said.

"As does mine," Rarity said, patronizingly, "She speaks and I listen. It's a beautiful thing we have as mares. I'm glad you've also managed to develop such a strong connection with your marehood."

Fluttershy lifted her tail and pointed her pussy at Rarity, who looked slightly unnerved. Turning her head around, Fluttershy looked at her vagina.

"Go on. Say something," Fluttershy said to her slit, "Tell Rarity how badly you want a thick, slimy horse cock!"

Fluttershy's vagina remained silent. Rarity looked at Fluttershy, who was staring at her vagina as though she was genuinely expecting it to start talking. Rarity began to look concerned and slowly started backing away from Fluttershy.

"No really!" Fluttershy said, as she looked up with wide eyes at Rarity, "My vagina can talk! I can prove it!"

"I'm sure you can," Rarity said, in a voice that was both skeptical and scared.

"Pretty please say something," Fluttershy said to her quiet queefer, "You wouldn't stop talking before!"

Rarity and Fluttershy stared silently at Fluttershy's mute marehood.

"Fluttershy, dear," Rarity said, "You know vaginas can't talk. Maybe you should lie down on Twilight's couch for a while and tell her all about it."

"My marehood already tried talking with Twilight," Fluttershy said, "Twilight got mad after Cootershy insulted her."

"Cootershy?" Rarity said, growing steadily more worried.

""That's what my private parts asked to be called," Fluttershy said, "Cootershy says the word vagina sounds too clinical."

"Of course it does," Rarity said, playing along, "Why wouldn't it?" As the frightened unicorn tried to keep the delusional pegasus talking, Rarity stealthily levitated a needle and thread behind Fluttershy.

"It wasn't just Twilight!" Fluttershy said, "Pinkie Pie also had a conversation with my vagina, so you know I'm not crazy!"

"Of course not, dear, "Rarity said, shaking her head slowly. While pretending to listen politely to Fluttershy's insane ramblings, Rarity levitated some fabric behind the unhinged pegasus. Using her magic, Rarity was quickly trying to sew together a straight jacket made from gold lamé.

"Blast," Rarity thought, "The perfect lace for the cuffs is in the next room."

Being ever the perfectionist, Rarity knew the ensemble wouldn't be complete without lace cuffs. She used her magic to set the straight jacket down and covered it with fabric to prevent Fluttershy from seeing it.

"Would you excuse me for a moment, Fluttershy?" Rarity asked, "I'll be right back. I'm just going to finish up this jacket you simply must wear."

Still swaddled in the fabric, Rarity levitated the straight jacket over Fluttershy's head and into the back room.

"I'll return shortly," Rarity said, trying to wear a calm face, "Whatever you do, don't touch anything."

Glancing around the room at all the needles, pins and various scissors, Rarity let out a gulp. She used her magic to levitate all sharp objects away from Fluttershy.

"I um... need these," Rarity said, "All of them."

Fluttershy barely acknowledged Rarity. All she did was stare at her vagina and kept demanding that it speak.

"Don't go away," Rarity said, "We'll talk some more once I've finished with your jacket." Rarity then closed the door, leaving Fluttershy momentarily alone.

Fluttershy twisted herself around and brought her face as close to her vagina as physically possible.

"Why aren't you talking?!" Fluttershy said in an irritated whisper, "Are you trying to make me look crazy?"

"Maybe I am," Cootershy said, "Let's see how you like not being taken seriously."

"Twilight was right," Fluttershy said, "You are a cunt."

"Such language," Cootershy whispered in mock scorn, "I guess my vulgarity's starting to rub off on you. Why don't you return the favor and rub off on me?"

Before Fluttershy could respond, Rarity burst through the door levitating a fabulous straight jacket in front of her.

"I'm sorry Fluttershy, but you're a deeply disturbed pegasus and need psychiatric help," Rarity said concerned, "Vaginas don't talk."

"Rarity, I'm not crazy!" Fluttershy said, as she backed away from the straight jacket, "Cootershy just wants you to think I'm insane."

"I knew Fluttershy's sexual repression would catch up with her one day," Rarity thought sadly, "A life without orgasms really can drive a mare mad."

"A marehood is an important part of your body," Rarity said, trying desperately to talk some sense into the crazed pegasus, "Your vagina can help you experience pleasures you've never known, but it can't speak. Please listen to me Fluttershy. I want to help cure you of your madness and your virginity."

Cootershy had planned to remain silent, as a way to punish Fluttershy; but something about Rarity's words resonated with Cootershy and compelled the snatch to speak.

"Finally! A voice of reason!" Cootershy said, loudly, "Rarity, I thank you from the bottom of my cervix." Rarity's eye twitched.

"Fluttershy," Rarity said hesitantly, "did your marehood... just speak?" Fluttershy nodded her head frantically. Rarity dropped the straight jacket on the ground and stared at Cootershy. Then, to everyone's surprise, Rarity's face lit up with excitement.

"Oh thank Luna!" Rarity said, "I thought you had gone crazy."

"No," Fluttershy said sadly, "I'm just cursed."

"Cursed?" Rarity said, dubiously, "Why my dear, you don't know how lucky you are! What I wouldn't give to be able to converse with my mound of Venus. I'm sure we'd have so much in common."

"Yeah, you're both loose cunts!" Cootershy whispered to herself. Rarity didn't hear the remark, but Fluttershy did.

Her vagina's crude remarks were mortifying to the reserved pegasus. She would never treat her friends with such disrespect.

"I don't think having a talking vagina is so great," Fluttershy said, sadly, "My private parts are constantly pressuring me to have sex." Rarity stared at her friend sympathetically, trying to put herself in Fluttershy's horseshoes.

"Well, of course you should never feel coerced into intercourse," Rarity said, "but you should still try it. Sex is fun!"

"I'm perfectly happy without it," Fluttershy said, obstinately, "There are more things in life besides sex."

"I agree," Rarity said, "There are more things in life... but none of them are as important as sex."

"What's so great about it?" Fluttershy asked, in a rare moment of confrontation.

"My dear Fluttershy," Rarity said, in a slightly patronizing tone, "Everything in life revolves around sex."

Cootershy became more and more excited as it listened to Rarity's words. Fluttershy's vagina knew that this unicorn worshiped sex like a god and would treat a cunt with the respect it deserved.

"I can't take it anymore!" Cootershy said, enviously, "Your words are too enticing! Rarity, I wanna' be your cunt!"

"What?!" Fluttershy and Rarity said in unison.

"You've got unicorn magic," Cootershy said, pleadingly, "Surely you have a spell that can transfer me over to your body. Let's face it, Fluttershy would be happier without genitals, and together you and I could have all the sex we wanted."

The two mares exchanged meaningful glances.

"Fluttershy, I think your marehood wants a divorce," Rarity said, hesitantly, "Don't you have anything to say?"

Fluttershy tilted her head away from Rarity and looked down at the ground. After a moment of contemplation, she lifted her head with a determined look in her eyes.

"You can have it," Fluttershy said, coldly, "This cunt's been nothing but trouble since it started talking."

Rarity didn't know how to react. She'd never had another pony offer their genitals to her before; at least, not in such a literal manner.

"We'd become the best of friends, you and I," Cootershy said to Rarity, "You wouldn't even have to get rid of your current pussy. Just stick me beside it."

Rarity was taken aback. She contemplated the levels of pleasure she could achieve if she had two clits being teased simultaneously. The temptation was almost too great; but ultimately, she knew she couldn't go through with it. Her goal, after all, was to help Fluttershy.

"As tempting as that is," Rarity said, "I'm going to have to pass."

Fluttershy and her vagina were both crestfallen and each of them sighed glumly.

"But we both want you to do it," Fluttershy and Cootershy said together.

Spike slicked back his scales as he approached Carousel Boutique. He was wearing the sequined bow tie that Rarity had given him. In his claw he held a single red rose, which he planned to present to his one true love.

"Today's the day I confess my love for Rarity," Spike said, "It's the kind of day where nothing could go wrong!"

Walking up to the front door, he was about to knock, when he heard voices inside.

"Please take my marehood, Rarity!" Fluttershy cried, desperately, "You can do whatever you want with my vagina!"

Upon hearing these words, Spike's bow tie and rose drooped, and he hung his head. Without saying anything, the heartbroken dragon slowly walked back towards Ponyville Library. His rose drug along the ground, slowly losing its petals.

"Damn Fluttershy," Spike thought, "Her and her stupid, sexy ventriloquism."

"Maybe masturbation is fine for you and Pinkie and Twilight," Fluttershy said, "But I just don't want to do it."

"Don't misunderstand me," Rarity said, "I wholeheartedly agree with your reluctance to polish your pearl."

After hearing Rarity come out in support of Fluttershy's anti-clopping position, Cootershy started to sweat nervously.

Fluttershy to looked up hopefully at Rarity.

"You mean you think it's alright for me to not touch myself?" Fluttershy said.

"Certainly, darling," Rarity said, "Why should you waste your time and energy pressing your own love button, when there are so many stallions out there who would gladly do it for you? Clopping is the coward's way to orgasm." Cootershy felt instantly relieved.

"Pure poetry," Cootershy said, "Rarity, you magnificent, slutty bitch! You're starting to make me drool." Rarity decided to ignore the crude comments and continue.

"Sex isn't made by what you take, but by what you give," Rarity said, "As the Element of Generosity, I'm also an avatar for amorous affections. A symbol of sexuality..."

"A beacon for beating off to!" Cootershy said, enthusiastically. Rarity glared angrily at Cootershy. The proper unicorn could no longer tolerate the degrading remarks and walked behind Fluttershy to berate her yellow vagina.

"And as for you, you uncouth uterus!" Rarity said, "You're a disgrace to marehoods everywhere! You're gifted with the ability to speak, and yet all you can think to do is spew vulgarities. It's no surprise Fluttershy is so frightened by sex. You've removed any sort of romance and reduced it to carnal filth!"

Struck with shame, Cootershy felt humble and teachable for the first time.

"You're right," Cootershy said, "I've been a selfish cunt. I thought I was doing this to help Fluttershy; but if I'm being honest with myself, all I really cared about was getting stuffed. I'm sorry, Flutters."

Fluttershy got a little choked up by her marehood's sincerity.

"It's alright," Fluttershy said, "I'm sorry for ignoring you and disregarding your needs."

"Does that mean we can get laid?" Cootershy asked excitedly.

Fluttershy winced. Even though she was uncomfortable with the idea of intimacy, Fluttershy knew that she would have to make a compromise if she wanted to save her vaginal relationship.

"I don't know anything about what to do during sex," Fluttershy said, suddenly feeling very hesitant, "I'd feel out of my element."

"But don't you see?" Rarity said, growing excited, "When sex is tender and kind, you can't be out of your element, because your element is kindness!"

Fluttershy's eyes went wide. She slowly felt herself becoming more receptive to new ideas.

"Sex is made by what you give," Fluttershy thought, "It can be selfless and caring."

"Sharing kindness," Fluttershy said, wistfully.

"It's an easy feat," Rarity said, "especially for the Element of Kindness."

Rarity stared at Fluttershy with a sympathetic, yet determined look in her eyes.

"I see now that both you and your vagina need lessons in proper sexual conduct," Rarity said, "Don't worry. When I'm through with your training, you'll leave the stallions begging for more."

Fluttershy gulped and stood at attention as Rarity examined every curvature of her friend's body.

"Since I'm helping you prepare for your first time," Rarity said, as she walked away from Fluttershy and over to her cupboard, "Is there any stallion in particular you fancy?"

"Well,..." Fluttershy said blushing, "I've always liked Big Mac. He's nice."

"Nice and big!" Cootershy said, in an attempt to pervert Fluttershy's statement, "I can't wait for him to tap his bat against my home plate!"

"Patience," Rarity said as she opened a drawer, "Cootershy, you excel in your desire for physical intimacy, but you lack finesse. Fluttershy, on the other hoof, would make for a caring and gentle lover, if only she could overcome her fear of intimacy."

Rarity discretely removed something from the drawer and stepped behind her changing curtain.

"My goal is to bring balance to your sexuality," Rarity said, as she tightened some straps, "When I'm done with our lessons, Cootershy will be more refined and Fluttershy will be more amorous."

Rarity stepped out from behind the curtain with an alabaster dildo hanging between her legs. Fluttershy looked nervous, Cootershy was excited.

"Stick it in me!" Cootershy squealed, "I'm ready!"

"Don't be silly," Rarity said, "Big Mac will be the one to deflower you. This faux stallionhood is for Fluttershy."

"For me?" Fluttershy said nervously, "What do you want me to do?"

"Open wide, darling," Rarity said, "We're going to see how long you can hold your breath."

Big Mac

After Fluttershy completed a crash course in oral sex, Rarity felt as though her student was ready for a date with Big Mac.

Fluttershy had arranged to meet him at Wubway; Ponyville's hottest nightclub and sandwich shop.

Vinyl Scratch was blasting some music as ponies danced on an illuminated dance floor. In the bar and restaurant area, ponies were purchasing made-to-order sandwiches as well as adult beverages. Behind the counter was a sign which read 'fresh beats served daily.'

In a relatively-secluded corner of the club, Fluttershy sat in a booth and waited for her date to arrive. Cootershy was slightly muffled by the sitting pillow, so Fluttershy leaned to one side in order to more easily allow her vagina to speak.

"Big Mac will be here any minute," Cootershy said, "How's my breath?"

"Do you really want me to answer that?" Fluttershy asked.

"I mean, I don't smell too fishy, do I?" Cootershy said, "I don't want anything to go wrong tonight."

"Exactly," Fluttershy said, "Which is why, when he gets here, I get to do all the talking. If Big Mac knew you could speak, it might scare him off." Cootershy was hesitant about entrusting the success of their mission to Fluttershy, but ultimately agreed to remain silent.

"Fine. I'll keep my clap trap shut," Cootershy said, "but if you start to puss out on me, I'm gonna step in and take over. Tonight's my big chance to finally get laid, and I'm not about to let you screw it up."

"And just so we're clear," Fluttershy said, "I'm not going to have sex for the sake of pleasure. As the Element of Kindness, it's my duty to know my element thoroughly; even if it requires me to learn about the sexual aspects of kindness."

Fluttershy seemed committed to losing her virginity, but Cootershy wanted to make sure they were both prepared for when the time came.

"Before Big Mac shows up, let's review Rarity's lessons," Cootershy said.

"Alright," Fluttershy said, "So, what have we learned?"

"Lots of control," Cootershy said.

"Screaming and hollering," Fluttershy said.

"And most importantly... passion," they said in unison.

"Right," Cootershy said, "So, since we have some time before our date gets here, let's practice some pickup lines."

Fluttershy was nervous, but she did her best to be flirtatious. She bobbed her head as she spoke and tried to sound sexy, but ended up sounding like she was constipated.

"Oh hey, Mr. Handsome," Fluttershy said, awkwardly, "You're handsome and... and strong; and I like big, handsome, strong guys."

To show her disdain for Fluttershy's performance, Cootershy expelled air from her lips, more commonly known as queefing. Fluttershy blushed as her pussy produced a fart-like noise.

The mortified pegasus lowered her head, so that her nose has hidden below the table. She looked around to make sure nopony was staring at her. Fortunately, the dance music was loud enough for Fluttershy to talk to her twat without raising suspicion.

"What kind of wishy-washy approach was that?" Cootershy said, "We don't want to beat around the bush here!... Well, actually we do... but my point still stands! That was a terrible pickup line."

"Alright, smartypuss," Fluttershy said irritated, "What would you say to entice him?"

"Stallions like it when you talk about them, right?" Cootershy said, "So what's something Big Mac likes to do?"

"He's really smart, especially when it comes to math," Fluttershy said.

After thinking about it for a moment, Cootershy came up with the perfect pickup line.

"I understand you like fancy mathematics, so what do you say we go back to my cottage and solve an equation?" Cootershy said, "We'll add a bed, subtract our inhibitions, divide my legs, and multiply like bunnies."

"Oh no," Fluttershy said, shaking her head, "I couldn't say something like that."

"Well, you can say whatever you want, provided it works," Cootershy said, growing impatient, "I don't care how you do it. Spike his punch if you have to! Just make sure he comes home with us."

"Why are you so rapey?" Fluttershy asked, incredulously.

Before she could continue her conversation with her cooch, Fluttershy was interrupted by a stallion who approached her table.

"Pardon me, miss. Is this seat taken?" a stallion said in a slow, drawling voice.

Fluttershy quickly looked up from her crotch and saw Big Mac standing beside her booth. She blushed and sat down, burying Cootershy in the pillow.

"No," Fluttershy squeaked timidly, "please have a seat."

A waitress soon arrived to take their order.

"How about a couple veggie submarine sandwiches?" Big Mac said, "You like foot longs, don't you Fluttershy?"

Cootershy resisted the urge to make an obvious dick joke. It was difficult; but with Rarity's help, Cootershy had learned a small modicum of restraint.

"So, how are things at Sweet Apple Acres?" Fluttershy asked.

"Fine," Big Mac said, "How are things with you? Any new developments?"

"Oh, I've just got one problem I'm working on right now," Fluttershy said, "It's not very big, but it is demanding my immediate attention."

"Sounds like you're on top of it," Big Mac said, encouragingly. Fluttershy smiled weakly as she shifted her weight on the pillow..

The waitress soon returned with their food. She placed a tray with two foot-long veggie sub sandwiches on the table.

Fluttershy held her sandwich in her hooves and began to sweat as she stared at it. Rarity had taught Fluttershy about the power of phallic-shaped objects and their ability to make a stallion horny.

During her training at Carousel Boutique, Fluttershy learned how to suppress her gag reflex. Hoping to impress Big Mac with her newly-acquired oral skills, Fluttershy inserted her submarine sandwich into her mouth one inch at a time. She didn't bite down, she just slowly started to slide it inside her mouth and moan.

Big Mac, who had been enjoying his sandwich up to this point, now stared mesmerized at Fluttershy, who had managed to insert nearly five inches of her sandwich into her mouth without gagging. She started to tear up as she choked down more of the sandwich. The bread was getting slightly soggy from her drool and Fluttershy's lips were stained with mayo, which made the situation even more suggestive.

Bobbing her head up and down on her sandwich caused slices of tomato and cucumber to fall out. Fluttershy looked up and her date as she continued fellating her food.

"This is so exciting!" Fluttershy thought as her heart beat in her chest, "I feel so dirty, but Big Mac can't take his eyes off me! He must think I'm... sexy."

Fluttershy moaned louder, just like Rarity had taught her. She took her mouth off of the sandwich for a moment and rubbed it against her cheek.

"Oh yes!" Fluttershy said loudly, "Oh, it's so good!"

At a nearby table, Octavia was holding a menu while staring at Fluttershy. Her waiter came over to take her order.

"Have you decided what you want?" the waiter asked.

"I'll have what she's having," Octavia said, gesturing to Fluttershy.

Fluttershy rubbed the sandwich all over her face before she resumed giving her bread a blowjob.

"Fluttershy..." Big Mac said.

With a long, slurping sound, Fluttershy lifted her head off of her sandwich. It was soggy, but its shape was still intact.

"Yes, Big Mac?" Fluttershy said. She grinned, which accentuated the mayonnaise on her cheeks, lips and chin.

"It looks like you're having trouble eating your sandwich," Big Mac said, "I can have it cut into smaller bites if you need it."

Fluttershy blushed and stared at her soggy sandwich. Touching her mayo-covered lips with her hooves, Fluttershy's face became beet red. She grabbed a napkin and wiped off the mayo, before quickly taking a bite of her sandwich and chewing it hastily.

"The bread here is so dry," Fluttershy said, trying to play it cool, "I always feel it's better to make your sandwich soggy before you eat it."

"Au jus," Big Mac said, helpfully.

"Gesundheit," Fluttershy replied, nervously.

Before Big Mac could elaborate, Fluttershy intentionally knocked her napkin onto the ground.

"Oops," she said, "Dropped my napkin." Fluttershy then ducked under the table to have a private word with her privates.

"I can't do this," Fluttershy said, panicking, "Let's just give him a goodnight kiss and call it good."

"You were doing great! Don't flake out on me now," Cootershy said, "You either get him in bed, or so help me, I'll start queefing the Equestrian national anthem right now."

"You wouldn't dare," Fluttershy said, horrified.

"Try me," Cootershy said, threateningly.

Fluttershy emerged from under the table with her napkin. She stared at Big Mac, and made her move with Cootershy's pickup line.

"So I know you like math," Fluttershy said, "Come back to my cottage and we can multiply the inhibitions to our added bunnies while dividing my bed and subtracting my legs."

"What?" Big Mac said, clearly confused. Fluttershy sighed.

"Look, I'm no good at pickup lines," Fluttershy said, earnestly, "I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent. I just wanted you to know that you have my consent."

Big Mac stared at her. It took him a moment to process what she was saying. Suddenly, everything became clear. He raised his hoof to signal the waitress.

"Check please!" Big Mac said, anxiously.

The Exciting Cun-clusion

Fluttershy and Big Mac discussed their relationship as they walked back to her cottage

"I'm guessing you weren't really having difficulties with your sandwich," Big Mac said, confidently.

"How could you tell?" Fluttershy asked, feigning naivety.

"You don't have to try and act sexy to please me," Big Mac said, "I think you're sexy just the way you are. You have nothing to be embarrassed about, so don't hide anything."

Fluttershy gulped and draped her tail over her salami shack. She wanted to tell Big Mac the truth, but she was afraid. Fluttershy knew she couldn't keep Cootershy a secret forever.

When they reached her cottage, Big Mac and Fluttershy stood outside her door for a moment. Moths flickered around Fluttershy's lantern as the two ponies stared into each other's eyes. Big Mac leaned in and kissed his marefriend on the lips. Fluttershy blushed and felt prompted to back away, but she suppressed these urge and returned the kiss.

Fluttershy had been kissed before, but never like this. Not for this long and nowhere near this level of passion. When their lips finally parted, Fluttershy's eyes were sparkling with stars as she stared up at the powerful stallion standing over her.

"You're so nice," Fluttershy said.

Big Mac pushed Fluttershy's door open with his hoof.

"After you," he said, inviting her inside.

Fluttershy looked around her cottage. She looked at her bed, then at Big Mac, then back to her bed. She knew what she needed to do.

"I need to use the little filly's room," Fluttershy said, blushing, "I'll be right back."

Fluttershy ran into her bathroom and started to open the window. Her plan was to escape to the Everfree Forest and never return.

"Where do you think you're going?" Cootershy said, sternly. Fluttershy lowered her head in defeat and crawled back in through the window.

"I can't do this," Fluttershy said, "What if I do something wrong? What if he doesn't like it? He may never want to see me again."

"Is that all you're worried about?" Cootershy said, relieved, "You'll do fine. Ponies have sex every day! There's nothing to it! Now get out there and boink his brains out!"

"It's not just my performance I'm worried about," Fluttershy said, "I can't keep you a secret forever. Before I take my relationship with Big Mac to the next level, he's going to have to meet you."

Cootershy was silent as she thought deeply on what Fluttershy was saying.

"I don't want any secrets," Fluttershy said, adamantly.

"Okay," Cootershy said, "Go ahead and tell him about me."

Fluttershy stood at the bathroom door. She was finding it difficult to take that final step towards Big Mac. She was about to move forward, when Cootershy stopped her.

"Wait! I have a confession," Cootershy said, "I've always been jealous of you."

"You're jealous of me?" Fluttershy said, surprised, "I thought you hated me because of how sexually repressed I was."

"I don't hate you," Cootershy said, "The more time I've spent talking with you and Rarity, the more I've realized that life isn't just about making yourself feel good. It's more important to make others feel good. You taught me that." Fluttershy felt herself tear up.

"I don't hate you either and am sorry for how I've treated you," Fluttershy said, "All my life I've ignored my sexuality, until you showed me how to fully explore my Element of Harmony. Now, I can take the steps to make up for lost time; but first I have to tell Big Mac everything."

Psyching herself up, Fluttershy walked out of the bathroom and over to her bed, where Big Mac was already sitting; waiting for her. She sat next to him and nuzzled his neck affectionately. Big Mac responded by showering her neck with tiny kisses.

"Stop," Fluttershy said, tensing up, "Before we go any further, there's something you need to know about me." Big Mac became very still and listened intently.

"My marehood isn't... normal," Fluttershy said. Big Mac's heart started pounding and his mind started racing.

"What's wrong?" Big Mac thought, "Does she have a disease, or something?"

Fluttershy turned around and hiked her tail up, allowing Big Mac to see her pussy. Her yellow cock squeezer looked perfectly healthy. Big Mac didn't know what the issue was.

"My vagina can talk," Fluttershy said bluntly as she hid her face behind her mane.

Out of respect for his marefriend, Big Mac didn't burst out laughing. Instead, he opted to play along.

"Alright, vagina," Big Mac said, leaning in close, "Tell me what you want."

"Please," Cootershy said, "Call me Cootershy. Vagina sounds so clinical."

Fluttershy's bedsprings squeaked as Big Mac scrambled away to the far side of the bed. He acted as though he'd just seen a ghost.

"Fluttershy!" Big Mac said alarmed, "Your pussy can talk!"

"That's what I was trying to tell you," Fluttershy said.

"Don't worry, big guy. I don't bite," Cootershy said, flirtatiously, "Not unless you want me to."

Big Mac couldn't tell if Fluttershy's vagina was serious about biting, or not. For all he knew, that was an alien that had burrowed inside her snatch which fed on stallion dicks. Needless to say, Big Mac had serious reservations about sticking his penis inside.

"How long have you had a talking vagina?" Big Mac asked.

"It started this morning," Fluttershy said, "Ever since then, it's been telling me to have sex."

"We could have a three-way," Cootershy said, "Big Mac, Fluttershy and me."

"So this wasn't your idea?" Big Mac said, feeling more uncomfortable by the second, "The only reason you want to sleep with me is to satisfy your pushy pussy?"

Big Mac looked as though he wanted to call the whole thing off. He turned away from Fluttershy and was about to head for the door.

"No wait!" Fluttershy said, "I'm not doing this just for Cootershy. I'm also doing it for you!" Big Mac turned his head to look at Fluttershy, she was crying.

"Please don't hate me," Fluttershy said, "I love you!" Big Mac crawled next to her and cradled her in his arms. She rested her head against his chest as he stroked her pink mane.

"I love you, too," Big Mac said, "I would just hate to have sex if you weren't ready first. Don't let me or your talking vagina pressure you to do something you don't want."

"But I do want this," Fluttershy said, "I've never been able to give sexual kindness before, because I was afraid. I'm ready now; and when I do it for the first time, I want it to be with you." With a small amount of trepidation, Big Mac agreed to have sex.

"I guess we can try," Big Mac said, "as long as we're all in agreement."

"Are you ready, Cootershy?" Fluttershy asked.

"I was born ready!" Cootershy said eagerly, before stopping to consider the implications of that statement, "...That's actually a pretty sick concept, now that I think about it."

Big Mac helped Fluttershy get into position. He stared at the thin slit in front of him.

"I've never touched a talking vagina before," Big Mac said. He glanced over at Fluttershy, who turned around to look at him with a stern expression on her face.

"Uh, what I meant to say was, I've never touched any vagina before," Big Mac said nervously. His eyes darted back and forth suspiciously as he made the Apple family's trademark 'bad poker face.' If Fluttershy was angry about Big Mac's previous relationships, she didn't show it. She knew that all that was in the past. Now that she could commit herself fully to her lover, things would be different.

"Enough words," Cootershy said, passionately, "Now shut up and kiss me!"

Big Mac leaned forward and held Fluttershy's flanks in between his hooves. With her hindquarters sticking up in the air, Big Mac buried his nose in Fluttershy's crotch.

"Oh... my," Fluttershy said, as she grabbed a pillow and held it over her head. Fluttershy had never felt such a strong, burning sensation in her loins before. Cootershy moaned as Big Mac relentlessly licked Fluttershy's clit spit slit.

"More," Cootershy groaned, as Big Mac pulled his face away from Fluttershy's moist mound, "It's so good, you're making me drool! I need you inside me. Stick your penile python inside my serpent socket!"

"Wait!" Fluttershy said, removing the pillow, "First, let me prepare his instrument of love." Big Mac snickered at her use of over-flowery language.

"You've been hanging around Rarity haven't you?" Big Mac said, "She's the only pony I've ever known who calls a cock an 'instument of love.'"

"And just how would you know that?" Fluttershy asked, suspiciously. Big Mac gulped and started to sweat.

"Well, I don't know from experience," Big Mac said, awkwardly, "But one does hear rumors..."

"Sure, rumors," Fluttershy said, dubiously.

Big Mac lay on his back, allowing Fluttershy to crawl on top of his stomach. They faced their lover's genitals, approaching them with a quiet reverence. Fluttershy remembered Rarity's lessons and began to touch Big Mac's tool. Trying not to think of the hygienic implications of what he used his penis for, Fluttershy touched her tongue to the side of his cock and began to lick timidly.

Fluttershy knew a stallion's cock would be warm, but she didn't realize how that warmth which seemed to emanate from his shaft filled her with a fiery passion the more she licked it.

Growing excited as she heard Big Mac moan from her ministrations, Fluttershy began running her tongue up and down in long strokes.

"You like this?" Fluttershy asked.

"Eeyup," he replied.

Big Mac, who up to this point had just been enjoying his dick's tongue bath, decided to return the favor by lapping at Fluttershy's vagina. Cootershy was in front of Big Mac's face and just as eager for him to begin.

"Kiss me!" Cootershy said. Big Mac wasn't sure if this should count as cunnilingus or a french kiss. The whole concept of a talking vagina was too weird for him to comprehend, so he decided to ignore the voice and focus simply on pleasuring Fluttershy.

"More tongue!" Cootershy said, passionately, "Stick it in deep!"

Fluttershy tensed up as Big Mac's tongue entered her pussy. She stopped servicing her stallion's tool as she felt the first tinglings of pleasure course through her body. Her head slumped down against his crotch as she pressed his cock against her face with her fore-hoof.

"Oh yes! I can feel your tongue inside me," Fluttershy said, "Thank you. That feels nice."

"Mmmm," Cootershy moaned, as Big Mac ate Fluttershy out. Fluttershy didn't know what was happening to her, but Cootershy could instinctively sense an orgasm brewing.

"You're gonna make me drool!" Cootershy said, "I'm cumming!" Fluttershy squeaked as she was treated to her first waking orgasm. It was much more visceral than the most erotic wet dream she'd ever had. Her fluids leaked out of Cootershy and onto Big Mac's face.

Once the euphoric high of her orgasm had worn off, Fluttershy returned to her senses and blushed furiously. The bliss she had felt was replaced by feelings of shame.

"Fluttershy, you're so selfish," she thought to herself, "The moment you feel a little pleasure, you forget to share that kindness."

Fluttershy's vagina was still horny even after her first orgasm and was excited for the next phase to begin.

"Oh yes!" Cootershy said, "I want more! Hump my mouth hole!"

Receiving sexual instructions from a talking twat was a little off-putting. Wanting to defend his marefriend, Big Mac confronted Cootershy.

"You can't tell us what to do," Big Mac said, "What are you anyways? Some kind of evil spirit haunting Fluttershy's vagina? A demon?"

"I'm only a demon in the sack," Cootershy said, coyly, "Now stick your cock down her throat! I wanna feel you hump her face!"

"Why would you care about Fluttershy's mouth?" Big Mac said, "You're just a cunt! It's not like you can feel pleasure from Fluttershy giving a blowjob."

This comment had a profound impact on Cootershy. It started to sob. Surprised by the crying cunt, Big Mac leaned close and tried to apologize. Fluttershy looked at Cootershy, concerned.

"I didn't mean anything by it," Big Mac said, "I just didn't think a vagina would have any thoughts beyond its physical desire."

"What's wrong?" Fluttershy said, "I could try teasing you with my hoof. That might make you feel better."

"No," Cootershy said, "It's just that for once I'd like to know what it feels like to be a mare. I want to pretend that I'm more than a cunt. I want a special somepony who cares about me and loves me."

"I had no idea you felt this way," Fluttershy said. The tenderhearted pegasus wanted to be kind, not only her special somepony, but her vagina as well.

"Please, Big Mac," Fluttershy said, "Just for tonight, pretend that my vagina is me. We'll do a role reversal. She's your marefriend, and I'm just her cunt."

"You'd do that for me?" Cootershy said, gratefully.

"If Big Mac's willing to do it," Fluttershy said, "What do you say?"

"Eeyup," Big Mac replied.

Fluttershy determined that this was the best way to make it up to Big Mac for neglecting him during the build up to her first orgasm. She wanted to make sure he came as well and was willing to let him use her body however he wanted.

"Alright, Big Mac," Fluttershy said, "Now get off the bed."

Obeying her command, Big Mac got off the bed and allowed Fluttershy to get herself into position. She lay on her back, with her head hanging over the bed. Big Mac watched as her long, pink mane hung over the bed and onto the floor. The sight of Fluttershy presenting her face to him got the stallion harder than a cockatrice egg.

Big Mac approached the side of Fluttershy's bed and brought his cock to her face. His dick left sticky precum as he pressed the tip against her chin and cheeks.

Eventually, he found his mark, and Big Mac slid his sizable tool into her eager mouth. Fluttershy was grateful that Rarity had made her swallow the extra large dildo. Nothing less than that would've adequately prepared the pegasus to handle Big Mac's girth.

Once Fluttershy was suckling his stallionhood, Big Mac began pumping into Fluttershy, twerking her face.

Fluttershy's cute little nose was under assault, as Big Mac's big weighty balls repeatedly slapped against her snout with each thrust.

The sound of Big Mac's cock pistoning Fluttershy's mouth made sickening, squelching noises. It sounded like getting a hoof stuck in mud and then trying to pull it out. The wet, sucking sound repeated as Big Mac hammered away at Fluttershy's face hole.

While this was going on, Fluttershy was practicing the nose-breathing exercises Rarity had taught her.

"So, is this what being a cunt feels like?" Fluttershy thought, "It's so warm and wet."

After ten or so thrusts, Big Mac pulled out completely. Fluttershy took this moment to gasp for breath. When she opened her mouth wide to inhale as much oxygen as she could, her mouth drooled a mix of saliva and precum onto her cheeks and nose.

Big Mac's cock was also covered in Fluttershy's drool, which gave it a pristine sheen. After giving Fluttershy a second to breathe, Big Mac reinserted his cock; only this time he went balls-deep down her throat in a single thrust. He didn't hump her face this time; he just held it there and listened to the sound of Fluttershy fighting her gag reflex as she choked on his shaft.

"Oh, it's so tight!" Big Mac said, as he groaned with pleasure, "I love you, Cootershy!"

"I love you, too!" Cootershy said, "Now kiss me!"

Big Mac leaned forward and place his lips on Cootershy. He didn't perform cunnilingus. He simply kissed her like he would kiss a mare. There was no licking. There was no teasing the clit. He just planted his lips on Cootershy and gave a deep, passionate kiss.

Fluttershy gagged and drooled as the stallion's sizable schlong monopolized her mouth.

"Uh!" Big Mac said, breaking the kiss, "I'm cumming!"

"Cum inside!" Cootershy said, "I wanna feel you cum inside me!"

Fluttershy's eyes went wide. Rarity hadn't gone into the specific details of ejaculation. All she told Fluttershy was that, 'a lady always swallows.'

Big Mac pulled partially out so that the tip of his cock rested on the back of Fluttershy's tongue. As he felt his semen shoot from his shaft, Big Mac instinctively thrust forward. This sent Fluttershy's head knocking against the baseboard of her bed. The force of the wooden bed, coupled with the force of Big Mac's wood, caused Fluttershy to snort in surprise.

When she did, cum shot out of her nose and mouth. Once Big Mac had finished cumming down her throat, he pulled out of Fluttershy. She choked and gagged as semen dripped out of her mouth and nose.

Big Mac felt horrible for using her in such a degrading way. Fluttershy sat up in bed and turned to look at Big Mac. She dabbed at the cum on her cheek and rubbed the jizz leaking out of her nose as though it was nothing more than an unsightly booger.

"Fluttershy, are you hurt?" Big Mac asked concerned as Fluttershy rubbed the back of her head.

"I'll be okay," Fluttershy said, "So, was I a good little cunt?" Big Mac smiled and was relieved that Fluttershy was still her gentle, accommodating self.

"You were amazing," Big Mac said, as his spent penis grew more flaccid. He leaned in and hugged Fluttershy as she sniffed her nose, sucking some of the dripping semen back inside.

"Thank you for letting me pretend, Fluttershy," Cootershy said, "Of all the mares I could've been attached to, I'm glad it was you. I love you."

"I love you, too." Fluttershy said, "You gave me courage when I needed it most and helped me."

It seemed like a decent spot to end things, but Cootershy wouldn't be satisfied until Fluttershy lost her cherry.

"We're not done yet!" Cootershy said, "I still need to give my stallion a blowjob!"

Big Mac stared at Fluttershy.

"Are you ready?" Big Mac asked. Fluttershy nodded without saying a word.

Fluttershy lay on her back with her legs spread. Big Mac towered over her. He stared at Fluttershy's cum-stained face and felt himself growing hard again.

Big Mac pressed himself against Cootershy, before sticking his cock inside. The feeling was like nothing Fluttershy had ever experienced. It hurt a little at first, but once she grew accustomed to the new sensation, she started to enjoy it. Sex felt much better than giving a blowjob.

"I can see why Rarity wanted me to wait for you!" Fluttershy said, "This feels too good!"

Cootershy tried to speak, but her voice was muffled by a snatchful of stallion meat.

"Remember what Rarity said," Fluttershy told her cunt, "It's impolite to talk with your mouth full."

Unable to speak, Cootershy decided to enjoy the ride as Big Mac deflowered Fluttershy.

The springs on Fluttershy's bed were working harder than they'd ever had to before. As the couple copulated, the bed bounced and bucked. Her labia leaked, soaking the sheets while Big Mac's pole pounded her hole. Orgasmic sighs and passionate cries rang out as he claimed the prize between her thighs. Big Mac plundered her buried treasure, while Fluttershy lost herself to pleasure. Her sopping slit; content to grip, the cock that spread her lower lips. The bed's frame was shaken to its core as Fluttershy cried out for more.

"I can feel it happening again, Big Mac!" Fluttershy said, "I'm can't take it any more! Cum with me!"

"Eeyup!" Big Mac said, as he thrust harder. The two lovers screamed as they came together. Big Mac blew his load inside Cootershy, filling Fluttershy's cum dumpster to the point of overflowing. Her climax caused clit spit to soak his dick as his pony paste invaded her space.

Big Mac pulled out of her soaking sausage wallet and lay flat on his back, thoroughly drained. His semen leaked out of Fluttershy's well-screwed love tunnel as she rested her head on his chest.

Fluttershy lowered her hoof and stroked at her clit. She didn't do it for pleasure, but in the same way one might pat a dog's head as a sign of a job well done.

"Thank you, Cootershy," Fluttershy said, "You were amazing."

Fluttershy waited for an answer that never came.

"Cootershy?" Fluttershy asked, nervously, "Why don't you say something?"

Cum and her love juices flowed from her marehood, but no sound came out. The deathly silence caused Fluttershy to tear up. Big Mac started to look worried.

"Oh, Celestia!" he thought, "I screwed her so hard, I killed her pussy!"

"Is Cootershy...?" Big Mac said, trailing off. Fluttershy took a minute to compose herself. She then laughed bittersweetly and smiled.

"Cootershy isn't dead," Fluttershy said, "I can still sense Cootershy's presence inside me."

"Then why isn't your vagina talking?" Big Mac asked.

"Because Cootershy doesn't need to talk anymore," Fluttershy said, "Now that I know how to take care of my sexual desires, Cootershy's mission is complete and my marehood can be normal again."

"And that's a good thing," Big Mac said, "Right?" Fluttershy gave a sigh.

"I would've liked to have told Cootershy goodbye," Fluttershy said, wistfully, "I wanted to thank my pussy for helping me."

"I think Cootershy knows how you felt," Big Mac said, "Besides, you'll always have me to talk to."

"Yeah," Fluttershy said happily as she drifted off into a post-coital sleep.

Big Mac lay awake as he listened to the sounds of Fluttershy breathing on his chest. He was just about to fall asleep himself, when he heard a voice talking to him. At first, Big Mac thought it might be Cootershy, but then he realized that it was a different-sounding voice, emanating from a different location. This voice wasn't coming from Fluttershy's vagina, it was coming from Big Mac's... sphincter.

"I know you like screwing mares," Big Mac's ass said, "but would it kill you to let a stallion stuff his schlong inside me every once in a while? I have needs too, you know!"

Big Mac's eyes went wide and he gulped. He knew his week was about to get a whole lot more interesting.