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                        Turn-Taking                        
                      -by Space_Kase-                      
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                  Bachelorette Gone Wild                   
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Bachelorette Gone Wild
"So, uh...Pinkie..."
Pinkie Pie stopped humming long enough to glance over at her new fiance. "What is it, Cheesy?"
They'd been engaged for a year now, and yet the pet name still made Cheese Sandwich blush. Pinkie found it just about the cutest thing in the entire world. He reached behind his neck, where he ran a large hand through his messy brown curls. "I was over at Fluttershy and Discord's a few days ago."
"Ooh! Didja have fun?" Pinkie bounced in place as she mixed batter.
"Oh, yeah! Tons! Discord knows all about polka! The things that draconequus can do with an accordion..." Cheese Sandwich's laughter gave way to throat-clearing. "While I was there, though, we got to talking. You know, as you do."
"As you do!" Talking was one of Pinkie Pie's favorite things to do! After baking. And making creatures smile and laugh. And throwing parties. And--
"Fluttershy said you were a swinger." The blurted words made Pinkie blink rapidly. "Is that true?"
"A...swinger?" Pinkie tilted her head to the side. "I mean...Sometimes I do like stopping by the playground and using the swings." It wasn't the most fun thing ever, but it was still pretty darn fun.
"Uh, no; that's not what I mean." Cheese Pie's face was now about as red as cherry syrup. "I mean...she said that you like to...not just...stay with one pony?"
An awkward silence passed between the two of them.
"You know...romantically?" Cheese Pie specified. "Sexually?"
The gears in Pinkie Pie's head clicked. "Oh! Yeah, she's right." Realization stung seconds after the words left her mouth; she was certain her mane and tail were about to deflate. "Is...that a problem?"
"Not at all!" Cheese Sandwich...actually looked relieved. "I'm glad I learned about this before we actually got married!"
"Really?" Pinkie's tail twitched hopefully. "You're okay with me loving other ponies?"
"Honestly? That seems like the most Pinkie Pie thing in the entire world to me." Cheese Pie smiled that familiar warm smile that made her knees weak as he took her hands. "You like making other creatures smile. Knowing you've got just that much love in you reminds me of why I love you."
"Aww! I love you too, Cheesy!" She bounced on her hooves, leaning up to kiss his soft caramel-colored lips.
"Good!" Her energy had begun wearing off on him; he'd begun bouncing in place, too. "Anyway, there's a reason I asked you that."
"Oh?"
"I know you're the queen of parties, but Fluttershy really really wants to throw you one."
"Really?" she squealed. "A party for me?"
"Yep! Everycreature who's about to get married needs to have a bachelor or bachelorette party! And she's...got some specific ideas in mind."
"Ooh! What sort of ideas?"
Cheese sandwich smiled slyly down at her. "Can't tell you that, Sweet Tooth; it's a surprise."
"Goody!" cried Pinkie. "I love surprises."
Cheese Sandwich stroked her cheek with a fond smile. "I know."
Fluttershy's cottage was more full than Cheese Sandwich had ever seen it. On the couch sat Fluttershy, her hands neatly folded on top of her thighs, legs folded under her like a deer. Discord hovered just behind her, his mismatched wings fluttering. Prince Rutherford had come all the way from Yakyakistan; he sat next to Fluttershy. Capper had come all the way from Abyssinia; he stood, leaning against the bookcase. Fancypants and Thorax sat on either side of Cheese Sandwich.
When Pinkie Pie opened the door, everycreature save for Fluttershy cried out "Surprise!"
Pinkie Pie responded by doubling over with laughter.
Cheese Sandwich beamed as he made his way to his fiance, gathering her up in his arms and kissing the top of her curly pink forelock. "Well? What'd you think?"
Pinkie's giggles died down, and she wiped a tear away from her eye. "This is a heck of a surprise, Cheesy!" She leaned up to kiss him. "Thank you!"
"Oh, don't thank me." He let one of his hands drifted in Fluttershy's direction. "This was all Fluttershy's idea!"
"Oh...it was nothing." She gazed down at her folded hands, cheeks turning a lovely shade of pink.
"'Nothing?' Of course it wasn't nothing!" Pinkie Pie bounced over to Fluttershy, where she took her hands in her own. "You contacted a bunch of friends I've made and brought them all here! That had to take a whole bunch of work!" She leaned down to kiss one of Fluttershy's cheeks, then the other. "ThankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!"
"Butterfly Pony come to Yakyakistan herself!" Prince Rutherford wrapped his massive, furry arms around Pinkie, lifting her clear off her hooves, and swung her around. "Get major respect from Yaks!"
"The handwriting in the letter she sent me was immaculate!" Fancypants smiled, somehow still the picture of class and elegance even as a pale blue cocktip began poking through the white fur of his sheath. "How could I ever refuse?"
"She didn't even need any help from me!" Discord looked prouder than Cheese Sandwich had ever seen him. "She certainly has come a long way, hasn't she?"
"Oh, stop." Cheese Sandwich could see that a flat, pink tip was beginning to poke from the sheath between her own legs, too. Absently, he remembered Pinkie telling him that she was the first pony that Fluttershy had come out as trans to. A sense of pride swelled in his heart as Prince Rutherford set Pinkie back down; how else could he feel, knowing that he was going to marry the most loving, open-minded pony he'd ever had the pleasure of meeting?
"There's snacks in the kitchen." Capper pointed over his shoulder with his thumb. "Evidently some ponies named The Cakes had a hard time keeping all the baking a secret?"
"Well, they did a great job!" Pinkie beamed. She still hadn't quite stopped bouncing on her hooves. She never did stop moving; it was something she and Cheese Sandwich had in common. "I didn't suspect a thing!"
"And there's punch!" Thorax helpfully added.
Pinkie clapped her hands. "Thank you all so much!" Cheese Sandwich could tell she meant it; one word he would use to describe her was 'genuine.'
"So..." He slid his hands down the pink fur of her curvy sides. "How about we start off with one of the party games?"
"I love party games." She sniffed at the air, and Cheese Sandwich could see the pupils of her huge blue eyes dilate. Probably because she could smell the multiple erections starting to rise in the air. "What's the game you all want to play?"
"It doesn't really have a name..." Pinkie Pie gasped as Cheese Sandwich's thick, amber tip poked her full backside, just to the right of her rising tail. "You're going to be settling down soon; you might not have time for much swinging afterwards. So, this is kind of a...last hurrah for you. All the cocks you could ever want."
"Ooh!" Pinkie's head veered from left to right, finally taking in the sight of all the arousal that surrounded her. "Now this...is gonna be fun!"
"So..." Cheese Sandwich gave her a final squeeze around her middle and kissed where her jaw met her neck. "Where do you want to start? Whose do you want first?"
Fluttershy's was the one she started with. By Pinkie Pie logic, Cheese Sandwich suspected that that made the most sense; Fluttershy had been the one to throw her this party, and she'd come up with something incredibly bold even by most ponies' standards, let alone her own. And besides, Pinkie Pie simply had respect for any creature that could throw a great party.
He watched intently as Pinkie bounced up and down in Fluttershy's lap. She hadn't needed much time to get ready; in Cheese Sandwich's experience, she'd always been incredibly easy to get aroused. He didn't dare blink as he watched Pinkie's raised tail go up and down, up and down; her wet pink pussy slicked Fluttershy's thick, pink cock, leaving behind an almost obscene amount of glistening juice.
"Having fun?" Cheese Sandwich asked, deciding not to tend to his own heavy cock right then.
"Woo!" cried Pinkie as she quickened her pace, working her thick hips even faster, making Fluttershy whimper as she tried to hold on tighter to her cutie marks. Cheese Sandwich couldn't help laughing; Pinkie Pie was just as loud during sex with him, too.
"She's...so..." Fluttershy's tiny voice was washed out by Pinkie Pie's exuberant cries. The throbbing of Cheese Sandwich's cock seemed to time with Pinkie Pie's bouncing, throbbing each time her full, round ass made contact with Fluttershy's lap. He knew that, if he picked a different vantage point, he'd be able to see how her huge breasts bounced along.
Then, in a flash, she turned her head and was met face-to-face with a floating Discord. Cheese Sandwich wasn't terribly familiar with draconequus physiology; did they all have two dicks? Because Discord certainly did, and they were inches away from touching Pinkie Pie's shoulder.
"Goody!" she exclaimed. In the blink of an eye, she bounced clear off of Fluttershy's lap, leaving the denied pegasus to whimper helplessly. Discord caught her with his mismatched arms.
"That was quick," he chuckled, gazing down at her with a fond, toothy grin.
"You've got two of them!" Pinkie Pie beamed up at him.
"I do."
"I'll bet I could take 'em both!"
Cheese Sandwich blinked. "Uh, Honey? Are you sure...?"
"Give me one moment..." Discord adjusted himself to he was now hovering on his back, letting Pinkie sit on his abdomen. He snapped his talons, and now Cheese Sandwich could see that both of his mismatched, erect cocks--the bottom one resembling a pony's, with the tip at the end of the thick, long flesh being flat and emerging from a sheath, the other bizarrely ribbed, both with huge, swollen testicles--were now coated in something slick.
Pinkie jumped as though shocked with an "Ooh!" Rather adorably, she looked down at her hip; with her tail raised, Cheese Sandwich could see that her anus was now just as wet-looking as her cunt.
"There." Discord leaned back and cushioned the back of his head with his arms, looking smugger than usual. "I believe we're both aptly prepped, my dear."
Pinkie jumped up yet again, and when she landed, it was on Discord's cocks. Cheese Sandwich bit his lip, willing his own erection to be patient as he watched both of his fiancee's lower holes fill up with cock over and over again.
"Well, I'll be." Discord closed his eyes and smiled in content. "You can take them both! Color me impressed." To emphasize his words, he snapped his talons again, and his whole body turned a sort of rosy pinkish-red.
Pinkie cried out, and yet again, Cheese Sandwich was hypnotized by the sight of her ass and tits bouncing up and down.
"You think that good?" Rutherford boisterously bellowed. "Look at this!" He stood proudly, legs spread, his meaty hands on his furry hips.
Cheese Sandwich's jaw dropped at what he saw poking from the thick brown fur. It was easily the longest, thickest cock he'd ever seen, and after all this, he'd seen a lot.
"Oh! Oh wow!" If Pinkie Pie was simply acting impressed as she gazed down at the long organ, then she was a great actor. "Quick; get on your back!" She landed on her hooves as she dropped down from her draconequuus throne.
Cheese Sandwich couldn't help chuckling at the sightly annoyed look on Discord's face. He folded his arms across his chest with a "Humph!" patently ignoring his wet, still-hard dicks. Meanwhile, Prince Rutherford did as he was told, somehow managing to find a space on the floor that would accommodate his large, bulky frame. Pinkie Pie took his enormous cock in her hand and kissed the tip, eliciting a deep grunt from deep within the yak. Cheese Sandwich couldn't help being impressed as he watched her take the whole tip into her mouth, then expertly bob her head, not gagging once.
"Hmm...tastes different from pony." Then Pinkie Pie beamed up at the prince. "Not bad, though!" She vaulted from her spot with a literal 'boing' sound, and as she landed, her pink pony pussy engulfed the prince's prick.
"Whoa..." Even Discord looked impressed. "She got the whole thing in!"
Cheese Sandwich beamed up at the draconequus. "That's my fiancee!" Easily the most talented mare he'd ever known.
Pinkie giggled as she resumed her bouncing. "Capper, come here!" she urged. "Sit on his chest; I'll get you, too!"
The Abyssinian did as he was told, moving to his new seat with grace that was...well, feline. Cheese Sandwich couldn't help grimacing at the sight of the barbed flesh that poked out from between his legs. "Pinkie, Sweet Tooth, be caref--"
"Don't worry, Cheesy! I will." Pinkie placed her hands palm-down on Rutherford's hairy stomach and took Capper's cat cock into her mouth. Her hips never stopped moving; it was hypnotic to watch, her whole body moving as she fucked herself on Rutherford while she sucked Capper off.
Mindlessly, Cheese Sandwich reached between his legs, where he loosely wrapped his hand around his dick. He traced the ridge of the flat tip, then let his fingertips drift down along the veins.
Capper had leaned back, eyes closed in ecstasy. Cheese Sandwich could see his toes curling as Pinkie skillfully worked with her mouth. Maybe he was making noise, but Cheese Sandwich couldn't hear it over Rutherford. If he'd thought the yak prince was loud before, then he was an absolute beast in the throes of passion; he bellowed and roared his passions. Any creature who passed by the cottage would surely hear him.
Right then, Cheese Sandwich was rather grateful for Fluttershy's cottage and its isolated location on the outskirts of Ponyville.
Pinkie popped off of Capper, drawing a growl from him, and bounced off of Rutherford. Fancypants had begun advancing on her, followed closely by Thorax, who Cheese Sandwich could swear had shifted his cock into something even bigger than it had been before. Show-off, he thought with a laugh; he could name several male ponies who wished they could have that particular power.
"Mr. Pants? You get behind me." Fancypants did as he was told, grabbing Pinkie Pie's hips as she got to her knees. After she'd been working out on Rutherford's cock, she was able to take Fancypants's with ease, getting it as wet as a waterslide as she began pushing back. "Come here, Thorax." She motioned with her hand to the changeling, and he did as he was told. Cheese Sandwich watched in awe as his fiancee took hold of her massive breasts and leaned forward, engulfing Thorax's impressive shifted dick with them.
"Oh, my..." Even when an adorable curvy mare was bouncing on his cock, Fancypants was somehow refined.
The same couldn't be said of Thorax. "Oh, fuck!" he hissed, his red-violet eyes squeezing shut.
Pinkie giggled, sending even more vibrations through the rhythm of her body. "You got a mouth on you, Thorax! Maybe I should wash it out with soap!"
"Sorry." The changeling blushed, sending a collective chuckle around the room. "I didn't..."
Pinkie hushed him by bobbing her head, taking the tip in her mouth. What emerged from his throat couldn't be called a word; it was more of a strangled "Ngh!" Thorax reached up to muffle himself with a colorful hand.
Fluttershy and Discord had flown to either side of Cheese Sandwich while this was all going on. They all watched, hypnotized; Cheese Sandwich had never seen his fiancee so wet before, let alone from both holes. Some of the slickness had gotten on her poofy pink tail; it glittered in the soft light coming from Fluttershy's lamps.
Deciding to distract himself from the ache of his heavy cock, Cheese Sandwich stepped forward to place a hand on the small of Pinkie Pie's back. "Still having fun?" he asked with a smile. Because he was. As far back as their romance had started, one of his favorite things in all of Equestria was to watch Pinkie Pie have fun.
She let go of her breasts and Thorax's cock to look up at him. Her beautiful blue eyes sparkled more than usual as she grinned up at him. "Yep! Tons! Oodles and oodles of fun!"
Fancypants patted one of her hips. "My dear, I believe the groom-to-be has been patient enough. Why not give him some attention?"
"Ooh! Good idea!" She jumped off of Fancypants and wrapped her arms around Cheese Sandwich's shoulders. When she kissed him, he tasted multiple different non-pony cocks on her lips and tongue. The realization made his cock throb. "Well? Can I ride you?"
Cheese Sandwich laughed. "Honey, you never, ever have to ask."
He lay down for her. She gave him a cheeky smile over her shoulder before she sat on his cock.
He leaned back and closed his eyes, groaning at the feeling of relief. "Oh, Pinkie..."
"Oh, Cheesy!" Pinkie laughed as she began to ride, giving him an even closer look at her grinding rump and shaking tail.
She knew how much he loved her round, full ass. He reached over to grab two liberal handfuls of it, his hips reaching up to meet her bouncing body. "Love this," he said breathlesssly. "Love you..."
She clenched tightly around him, her wet walls squeezing that sensitive flesh. He squeezed his eyes shut at the feeling.
"Can't wait to get married." Pinkie had begun babbling. Absently, Cheese Sandwich realized she hadn't babbled with any of the other creatures in Fluttershy's living room. "Think about it! We'll bake and throw parties and make creatures happy all day, and then every night? We'll do this!" Her hips slammed down on his, and he couldn't help crying out. "It'll be our new big adventure! It'll be so fun! Oh, Cheesy, can't you wait?"
"No," Cheese Sandwich managed to grit out. "No, Pinkie...I can't..."
She stayed with him longer than the others. She tilted her hips forward a bit, breathing out an "Ooh!" Evidently Cheese Sandwich's cock had reached something deep inside his fiancee. He couldn't help feeling the slightest bit proud.
When he opened his eyes, out of the corner of them he could see Fluttershy smiling fondly at the two of them. "I'm glad this turned out so well," she said, as though she weren't still hard with an erection that made it look hard to walk. "I'll be right back; I'd like to try some of the cookies."
Pinkie stopped, resting her rump on top of her fiance's hips. The stop to the friction made Cheese Sandwich whine; she'd been going long enough to draw precum from him. "Oh, right! Cookies!" She got to her hooves, leaving Cheese Sandwich laying on the floor, throbbing and desperate. He watched, wide-eyed, as she followed Fluttershy into the kitchen.
He got to his hooves, blinking in the direction of the two mares, before chuckling. A large, warm hand clapped his shoulder; Cheese Sandwich could see that it was Fancypants, wearing an amused expression. He might've looked put-together, had it not been for how mussed his short blue mane was or how his monocle was crooked. "That certainly is one of a kind you've got there, Sir. Congratulations!"
"Thanks." He watched Pinkie shovel baked goods into her mouth; Fluttershy shyly placed a hand on her shoulder and murmured something none of the other creatures could hear. At her words, Pinkie eagerly nodded. He couldn't help smiling as she stuck out her rump and lifted her tail, allowing Fluttershy access as she got in place behind her and began to thrust.
That's my fiancee, he thought to himself, heart full as he watched Pinkie enjoy herself to the fullest. I'm going to marry that mare.
How in the name of the princesses had he gotten so lucky?
The party kept going for about two more hours. Nocreature wound up orgasming, including Pinkie herself, but that was all right, as far as Cheese Sandwich was concerned. His most special somepony enjoyed herself, and that was all that mattered.
For the third time that week, Cheese Sandwich found their morning routine interrupted by his new wife on her knees before a porcelain throne, emptying the contents of her stomach. He sympathetically held her magenta curls away from her with one hand and rubbed her back with the other.
He smiled tightly when she finished, wiping her mouth with a piece of toilet paper, and looked up at him to give him her own smile. He recognized which one it was, by this point; it was the one where she was desperately trying to pretend she was fine when she really wasn't, so she wouldn't make those close to her worry.
It didn't work. Of course Cheese Sandwich was worried.
"Sure hope this flu goes away soon!" Cheese Sandwich helped Pinkie get to her knees, noting how she trembled.
Cheese Sandwich inhaled deeply, pondering how, exactly, he was going to approach this. "Pinkie...I'm starting to think that it isn't a flu."
When she was finished rinsing her mouth out, she gazed at him completely bemused. "You don't? Then what could it be?"
"Well..." Cheese Sandwich reached into the front pocket of the shirt he was wearing that day.
Pinkie's eyes widened as she snatched it from his hand. "A...pregnancy test?"
"It could be morning sickness."
Pinkie shook her head. "No. Nonononono. The last time I had sex was at my bachelorette party. And none of us finished!"
Cheese Sandwich inhaled deeply through his nose. "No, we didn't. But I did get close; there was precum."
Pinkie blinked. "You can get pregnant from that?"
"Did...you not know that?"
Pinkie scratched the back of her mane. "Well...you've met my parents. Can you see either of them talking to us about sex?"
"Right, yeah. Good point."
Pinkie pouted at the pregnancy test in her hands. "I don't think you're the only one who made that pre-stuff, though..."
"You mean...?"
"Yaks and Abyssinians and changelings can't get ponies pregnant. At least, I don't think so." Cheese Sandwich nodded; he was pretty sure the biological difference wouldn't allow that. "So, if there is a..." Pinkie took a deep breath. "It...might not be...yours."
Cheese Sandwich pulled Pinkie Pie to him in a near bone-crushing embrace. The sort he knew she loved; earth pony strength was second to none in that way. "I don't care. I'll love it, anyway."
"You...you will?"
He grinned at her as he pulled away. "Absolutely! As sure as my name is Cheese Sandwich!"
That got a laugh out of her. Thank Heavens. She wiped a tear from her eye as she looked back down at the pregnancy test. "You think creatures'll think this was a shovel wedding?"
Cheese Sandwich shook his head. "Who cares? If anycreature judges us, they'll be stupider than Boneless!"
Pinkie's laugh was far more genuine this time around. This was what mattered, Cheese Sandwich decided; they were happy. He loved the life they had, and no matter what came, he was certain he was going to continue loving it.
Pinkie Pie had her foal just over nine months later. The tiny colt had a bright yellow coat, thick pink curls, and huge green eyes. Neither Pinkie Pie nor Cheese Sandwich mentioned the fact that his color scheme was nearly identical to Fluttershy's. Not that it mattered; Cheese Sandwich kept his promise, and vowed to keep it for the rest of his life.
Author's Note
So, I took a generous amount of artistic license with this. Particularly with Prince Rutherford. While yak penises ARE long, they're not all that thick. Also, funfact: yak testicles and penises are considered a delicacy in some parts of the world! THE MORE YOU KNOW.