What do you MEAN he already did that?!

by Bronies are ok

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Changelings, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis
Length: 1032

Chrysalis has the ingenious idea of impersonating the bride at the royal wedding, but is furious to learn that someone else beat her to it.

Chrysalis has set her eyes on Equestria for quite some time, and is eager to start her infiltration plan immediately. After learning about Canterlot having a royal wedding with the captain securing the capital, she forms a plan to imprison the bride so she can use her form to drain the groom of his love. However, when her spy's return to report that a certain chaos god beat her to it, she is livid with envy.

Published 2024-11-23 19:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-23 19:30:00 UTC

"He STOLE my idea!"

Chrysalis sat on her throne in the center of the changeling hive, waiting for her spies to deliver an update on the royal wedding.

She had come up with a fool proof plan to impersonate the bride so she could feed off the groom, gaining more power and making Canterlot free from his protection, allowing her subjects to attack and feed.

She had waited for about what seemed like half a day, before her drones returned from their infiltration mission.

"Ahh, you have returned. Now report, what is the status on the royal wedding?" Chrysalis confronted her drones.

"Umm, well......... There's been a slight, complication regarding your plan your majesty......." One drone told his queen.

"What complication? My plan is fool proof, is it not?" Chrysalis told her subject.

"Oh it is! It definitely is!" Another replied.

'Discord seemed to think so.' he thought in his head.

"So what's the problem? What makes it so difficult to switch places with the bride?" Chrysalis interrogated.

"It's not difficult! You could do it easily! That's not the issue though......." Another drone told the monarch.

"Then what is?!" Chrysalis demanded that they talk.

"Umm....... Well, you remember Discord? The lord of chaos who rained chocolate rain in Equestria before he was turned into a statue?" One drone asked Chrysalis.

"He's someone I think fondly of, yes. Why?" Chrysalis asked the drones.

"Well....... He broke free and....... He MAY have sort of....... Kind of............ Impersonated the bride first?" A drone braced for her queen's inevitable wrath.

"WHAT?!?!?!" Chrysalis's yell was so loud it nearly shook the interior of the hive.

"Yeah......... He impersonated the bride so he could corrupt the groom so he could spread his chaos to Canterlot, because apparently the groom was related to one of the elements.........." A drone stated.

"Because of that, the same ruse is most likely not going to work twice........" Another told Chrysalis.

"HOW could that mix and match mistake of Everfree nonsense predict what I was about to accomplish?!" Chrysalis lashed out at her drones.

"Coincidence?......." A drone suggested.

"IMPOSSIBLE! My plan was something only a BRILLIANT mind like myself could come up with! There is NO WAY that clown thought of it himself!" Chrysalis stated whilst yelling to the roof and the skies above.

"Maybe he thought your idea was so good that he did it himself to save you the trouble of acting it out yourself?......" A drone suggested to appease her queen.

"Or he wanted to take all the credit for himself! What is the status of Canterlot now?! What happened to Discord?!" Chrysalis interrogated the drones.

"Oh, well he got turned back to stone............. And the bride and groom are now officially married......." A drone answered in hesitation.

Chrysalis merely stood there, as her eye twitched rapidly..........

"My queen?..................... Are you ok?..............." One drone asked.

After a few minutes, Chrysalis stuck her head in one of the holes of the hive, and screamed her lungs out for ten seconds as the drones covered their ears.

"This is an OUTRAGE!!! How DARE that SCAM of a trouble maker steal my plan! Do you know how LONG it takes for me to think of a plan to invade a kingdom?! YEARS!!! HOW are we supposed to invade Equestria now?!" Chrysalis had the most immature temper tantrum a changeling could have, as all her drones cowered and kneeled in fear.

"We-we could always look for another kingdom?......." One drone suggested.

"We will NEVER find another kingdom with as much love as Equestria!!!" Chrysalis lashed at the drone.

"We could just send changelings to disguise in the kingdom individually, and feed in secret without having to take over?......." Another drone suggested.

"If an entire hive of ponies showed up one day, they would all suspect us!!!" Chrysalis shot down the idea.

"How do we know they even know we exist?" A drone asked.

"It doesn't matter! The only way to sustain the hive for generations is by using EVERYPONY as cattle!" Chrysalis stated.

"We could impersonate the princess?"

"go to war?"

"Run democratically?"

"No, no! NO!!!" Chrysalis shot down every single idea the changelings came up with.

"My plan was fool proof! Nopony would have ever suspected the bride to take over Canterlot! I'll have to come up with a NEW plan to take over Equestria now! Which might take AGES, if not CENTURIES!!!" Chrysalis yelled at the top of her lungs, making everychangeling cower for their safety.

Chrysalis ultimately lead out a huge groan, before flying back to her throne in contemplation.

"Ugh, I give up." Chrysalis admitted defeat.

"What?! No! We can't give up! We'll go extinct if we don't secure a consistent food source!" A drone stated to his queen.

"Oh really?! I had no idea! Maybe YOU try coming up with a plan to save our hides!" Chrysalis angrily yelled at the drone.

"Whatever the case! We can NEVER give up! We just need to find a different pony to impersonate!" A drone told her queen.

"Well until then I need to think about WHAT pony that's going to be! Until then, begone! ALL OF YOU!" Chrysalis yelled at her subjects, to which they then flew into different directions of the hive, as Chrysalis sat there upset.

"Stupid Discord stealing MY plan....." Chrysalis grumbled to herself.

While she sat on her throne, she thought about what her drones said....

She knew that her plan would have eventually failed, as it didn't work out so well for Discord....

So she decided to think about what Discord did, and thought about what she could do differently......

Discord only impersonated ONE pony...........

What if she decided to foal nap EVERY protector of Equestria?.......

Chrysalis formed a wicked smile as the plan came together in her head...

But she figured it might have to wait, because after the Discord incident, the ponies would likely be weary of any creature that tries to pretend to be something they're not....

In the meantime, she prepared to tell her hive of her new plan to-

"Oh oh! Why don't we feed each other our love for each other?" A drone suggested at the last minute.

"NO!!!"