Absolute Territory

by Furious47

Rating: mature
Tags: Spitfire, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Fluttershy, Sex
Length: 4946

After a successful show with the Wonderbolts, Rainbow Dash is taken out for a night of fun at the local nightclub. Little does she know, someone very unexpected is waiting for her…

After a successful show with the Wonderbolts, Rainbow Dash is taken out for a night of fun at the local nightclub. Little does she know, someone very unexpected is waiting for her…

*Title is inspired by a song I was listening to while editing*

Published 2024-11-25 01:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-25 01:40:00 UTC

Absolute Territory

Being able to be a part of the Wonderbolts, flying alongside them, and working with them, was very cool, yes. But there was another aspect to her life as a Wonderbolt, the only one that could top off Rainbow Dash’s dream of becoming a Wonderbolt: Hanging out with them.

On Friday nights, the Wonderbolts would stay out a little later than they usually would, going to a bar or just hanging around town, giving their fans a chance to see them, maybe get a picture or an autograph, just being the local legends that they knew they were. Rainbow Dash loved Friday Nights, hanging out with the Wonderbolts was almost as cool as actually being one, it was like being friends with 5 different celebrities, which was totally awesome.

That Friday night, they had a big show planned, and this time, the princesses would be there. The pressure was on for Rainbow Dash, especially someone so new and so young. But to absolutely no one’s surprise, she did well, even getting the most attention from the audience. Once again, she had prevailed. It was good to be her.

After an eternity of mingling among the fans, Rainbow Dash retreated to the locker rooms to change out of her uniform and take a shower. Unsurprisingly, the mare's locker room was empty, no surprise there. She always did love staying out there basking in the attention.

The locker rooms were nothing special. Blue lockers with numerical locks built-in lined the walls, each decorated with a sticker of the owner’s cutie mark. Around the room were posters showing the Wonderbolts, motivational quotes, and at the very front, a ‘help wanted’ flier for the rainbow factory. Stripping herself down to her bare fur, taking off her goggles, and letting her mane down, Rainbow stepped into one of the shower stalls, letting the warm water soak deep into her body and over her wings, soothing her sore muscles. Hoping she hadn’t missed her friends, Rainbow Dash quickly finished up and made her way out of the shower, quickly putting a towel around herself so she could dry. The shower room was set to a high temperature so that ponies could dry themselves in minutes, she only had to wait a little bit, five minutes at the most.

“There she is.”

A sharp voice from behind made her jump. She spun around to see Spitfire, out of uniform, and without her shades or goggles. Rainbow Dash hardly ever saw Spitfire out of uniform, she was fairly certain she slept in it. Seeing her without it felt strange, like seeing your teacher outside of school. She was a beautiful mare, with a mane as bright and as vibrant as hers. Not as cool as it though!

“Nice work out there today, Crash.” Spitfire flicked her wet mane, “You kept your cool out there even with Celestia watching. I expected nothing less.”

Rainbow Dash of course responded with a smirk, “Heh, glad I met your expectations, teach.” She bit her lip, “I-I mean ma’am. Sorry.”

Spitfire chuckled, “Got any plans for tonight?” She asked, changing the subject, “We’re going to the Desire’s Den. Thought you might want to come.”

“T-The strip club?” Rainbow Dash stammered, caught off guard to be asked THAT by her mentor

“That’s the one.” Spitfire said, “They got good beer on tap. Plus it’s been a while since I’ve gone, I think the last time I went was when I was around your age. Thought it would be nice since it’s my birthday and all.”

And she didn’t think to mention it!? Rainbow Dash thought, Shoot!! I’m no good at buying presents! Oh! I know! Give her a heartfelt compliment, that’ll buy some time! “My age? I’m only 22! How old are... You… exactly?” She trailed off at the slow change of her expression. Good job, self. That’s exactly what she wants to hear on her birthday. “Sorry.”

She smiled all of a sudden, and Rainbow Dash didn’t know if that was good or bad, “Don’t sweat it, Dash. Honestly, I don’t care about these things, birthdays, so don’t worry about a gift or whatever.”

“Oh good.”

She chuckled again, “Anyways, are you up for it? Everyone’s already waiting for us.”

The truth is, Rainbow Dash had never gone to such an establishment before. She had always wanted to out of curiosity, but she had never actually done it before, never having the time for it. Now was about as good a time as ever, right?

“Heh, you know I’m there.” Rainbow Dash declared, removing her towel.

“I knew it wouldn’t take much effort to convince you.” Spitfire said, hanging her towel up neatly and putting on her shades, “Come on, let’s fly.”

The Desire Den was located in a part of Cloudsdsle she wasn’t too familiar with, Spitfire seemed to know the way quite well, making Rainbow wonder about the pegasi’s past. As they landed, they were immediately greeted by a huge line of fans. Spitfire herded them all up to the front of the line towards a bouncer, where all of them were quickly escorted inside, given VIP passes, and a bottle of rum. As they walked further into the club, the sound of the cheering crowd was almost as loud as the blaring music.

The interior of the club was just about what Rainbow Dash had expected, if not more. They were quickly situated in a VIP booth, nothing but the best for the Wonderbolts apparently, which allowed Rainbow Dash time to take it all in. A huge dance floor and a big bar filled the venue, lit up by colorful strobe lighting, enough to see in front of you, but dark enough to create a colorful, lively atmosphere illuminated by the bright lights of the club. but of course, who could forget the main attraction: Deep inside the club, kissed by shining lights, were three circular stages Medium-sized platforms with magical tiles that changed color in time to the music, walled off by a barrier of steel bars keeping patrons out, allowing them to watch on nearby couches or tables. On top of each staged pegasi performed, one on each platform. The area was populated by a mostly male crowd, but Rainbow Dash sighted a few mares hanging around as well, all of them ranging from a little bit tipsy to completely shit-faced. Because they were in a VIP booth, Rainbow Dash and her friends got a pretty good view of them all, probably the next best seat in the house.

One of them was a beige mare with a long brown mane, the second was a purple, white-maned stallion with a tail so long it was obvious he was wearing tail extensions. Then there was a small, petite-looking one that was harder to see, being so close to the blinding stage lights. It was hard for Rainbow Dash to get a good look at her, with the light fog from the fog machine to the lights so bright it felt like she was staring at the sun, but from what she could see, she looked really nice. Beautiful even. Rainbow Dash tilted her head as she finished her second round. I feel like I know that body from somewhere… Rainbow Dash thought, squinting her eyes, the lights and noise making it hard for her to focus. She felt like she knew that pegasus, but she had no idea who she might be thinking of. She racked her brain, a process proving to be difficult because of the alcohol in her system. Why did she look familiar…?

But then she saw it. Her rump turned towards Rainbow Dash, whether by accident or on purpose and saw the oh-so-familiar three butterflies on that flank.

Fluttershy.

This couldn’t be. That CAN’T be her. How much had she had to drink? She must be bonkers to think sweet innocent Fluttershy was working at a strip club. The Fluttershy who has Rainbow Dash on speed dial in the event she sees a spider in her house, the Fluttershy who shakes like a leaf whenever there’s a thunderstorm out.

“Something wrong, Crash?”

Rainbow Dash’s head whipped back towards her friends, knowing right away that they had caught her staring. Soarin, one of the stallions of the group, shot her a knowing smile, Spitfire looked rather the same, looking at her with the same scrutinizing expression she used quite often during practices.

“Nothing’s wrong, ma’am.” Rainbow Dash said, looking embarrassed. This was going to eat her alive, she needed to know if that truly was Fluttershy on that stage, or if it was going to keep her up all night. Plus, she had already embarrassed herself in front of her friends, and her instructor, anyway. She wasn’t going to hear the end of THAT. “I’ll be right back.”

Getting up from the booth, she walked towards the stage before her friends could say anything else. Bopping her head to the music playing overhead, she walked around the stage, pushing past the watching audience as she approached the dancer she had her eyes on, finding herself getting a little flustered being so close to these ponies, so willingly showing off their bodies. She had to wonder why anypony chose this as an occupation. Desperation, maybe? Maybe genuine interest? Rainbow Dash had no idea. Her curiosity only heightened when she stopped walking and she realized the pony dancing in front of her was indeed Fluttershy.

The mare’s eyes were closed, so focused on the music and her strange, intricate dance, she wore fishnets on her hooves, a pink bow was placed in her soft, flowing mane, she wore large butterfly wings on her back, and her rump was concealed with a thong, meant more to tease than conceal in the pony world, because, after all, a tail could conceal all the same. Her dolled-up appearance aside, it was her, Fluttershy. She could hardly believe what she was seeing.

Rainbow Dash was unsure how to feel about this. First of all, she felt happy for her, not because of her career choice, it was a little odd, she had to admit she was a little worried about her, wondering if she was doing this because she needed the extra cash, no. She felt happy because she had known Fluttershy since she was a filly, and she had always been shy and quiet. This was probably the bravest thing she had ever done ever since she took on that dragon. She was here, in one of the most popular clubs in Cloudsdale, flaunting herself in front of lots and lots of pegasi, and she didn’t seem to care!

How did she bring herself to do this? Fluttershy hated crowds, and being on a state in front of other ponies? Out of the question for someone like her! It was really weird, but she was also kind of proud of her, in an odd way. She had taken a big step, and that was pretty cool!

Curious of the response she’d get, Rainbow Dash cleared her throat, shouting over the music, “Hey Fluttershy!!”

Miraculously, the pony heard her over the pounding music. Turning her head towards her direction, her eyes widened to little white balls when she saw her. Squeaking in terror, Fluttershy backed off, toppling off the platform and onto the floor.

“Fluttershy!” To absolutely nopony’s surprise, nobody came to help. Rainbow Dash flew over the barrier to help her back onto her hooves. To her relief, she seemed unscathed, just a little startled, but that was usually how Fluttershy looked. Fluttershy stared gratefully at her, obviously glad someone had come to help. She looked as if she suddenly realized where she was.

“You okay?” Rainbow Dash asked, her voice still raised to be heard over the music.

“I-I’m fine,” Fluttershy said.

“Come on, let me get you something to drink.” She offered, taking her hoof.

Rainbow Dash led Fluttershy to the bar, buying a round of beer for herself and a ginger ale for Fluttershy, who was not a drinker. Rainbow Dash knocked back down rounds before she broke the silence, asking the big question, “Sooo… You work here.”

Fluttershy looked over shyly, “Y-Y-Yeah…” Her hooves gently tapped the bar counter.

“But why? I-I mean! Not like it’s a bad thing or anything, but you’re just so…”

“Shy? Yes, I get that a lot.” She giggled, “I don’t know how to explain it, Rainbow Dash. Just… Dancing and presenting myself makes me feel more confident.”

Fluttershy was always very shy, only coming out of her shell around her friends or doing the thing she was passionate about, taking care of animals. She supposed maybe this was just another one of those things that she liked doing, “But ‘ya know that none of these stallions or mares actually like you for you. They just kinda like you because…”

“I know.” She shrugged, “It’s part of the job, but I don’t care. When I’m on that stage, I just pretend that I’m doing it all for myself, I let myself get lost in the music, lost in the rhythm, and before I know it, nothing else matters but me in that moment.”

Her eyes sparkled, “I wish I could always be that confident, like you.”

Wow. Rainbow Dash was learning all kinds of things today. Fluttershy always had low self-esteem and never liked talking about herself, this was probably the longest sentence Rainbow Dash had ever heard from her that was about herself. It was like she was talking to a whole new mare.

“Hey, you’re definitely getting there. Performing is always a good confidence booster, especially when everypony’s eyes are all on you~” Rainbow Dash said, remembering the times she’d heard the crowd chanting her name. It was great to be Rainbow Dash. “So how much money do ‘ya make? Probably a lot, I’d guess.”

“Not really, if I was placed a little closer to the front, I’d have a lot more tips.” She then smiled, “But on a good night, I get lots and lots of tips. Of course, that’s not including the payment I get for my private services!”

“Oh?” Rainbow Dash asked, prodding her a little more.

“Oh, well if someone really likes me, they can ask me for a dance in a more private setting. I get quite a lot of bits doing that.” She clapped her hooves excitedly.

Rainbow Dash blushed. W-What kind of dances are you talking about, exactly? And why am I kind of curious? Rainbow Dash’s insides felt fuzzy and warm, and she bit her lip as Fluttershy got off the bar stool, her hooves climbing up Rainbow’s cyan chest as she got closer, “Since you’re new here, I would be thrilled to give you a free trial~”

Fluttershy took her hoof in hers, and Rainbow Dash gasped, her cheeks turning red as Fluttershy’s snout touched hers, “Who are you and what have you done with Fluttershy?” Fluttershy giggled again, batting her eyes at her as she very carefully pulled her off the stool and onto her hooves. It was apparent she was waiting for an answer, but by the look in her eyes, Rainbow Dash couldn’t even imagine saying no. Fluttershy was always a beautiful mare, and even in her adulthood she had been mildly attracted to her, but in the end, keeping these thoughts to herself. A relationship between Rainbow Dash, brave, bold, and arrogant, to Fluttershy, timid, nervous, and afraid would never work anyway. Not to mention Rainbow Dash had always had a thing for stallions, she always did.

Despite this though, she was still dreadfully curious, and though she didn’t want to admit it, she did kind of want whatever Fluttershy was about to serve her up.

And so, without protest, Rainbow Dadh allowed Fluttershy to lead her into an area of the club she could never have imagined ending up on her own: Down a long corridor decorated with frames of pegasus models wearing provocative outfits and costumes, was the ‘platinum lounge.’ With a hoof on the handle, Rainbow’s heart raced as Fluttershy turned around, winking at her as she pushed the door open.

The platinum lounge, as it turns out, was a small bedroom, though while small, was decorated very luxuriously, sort of like a fancy hotel room. As fancy as it was, it also oozed with the feeling of intimacy. Rainbow Dash knew what went on in this room, it didn’t need speaking. She knew this was the room where one’s desires could become realities, for the right price. She hoped it was cleaned often enough.

Fluttershy escorted her in, making sure her flank was touching Rainbow’s as she guided her into the room, locking the door behind her and lowering the lights with a dimmer. Rainbow Dash took a seat on the bed, taking in the room.

“Do you come here a lot?” Rainbow Dash asked conversationally, “Y’know, do you get a lot of clients?”

Fluttershy looked over in her direction as she slowly began removing her costume, “Rarely, maybe once every two weeks.” She smiled.

“I bet you make a killing doing it.” Rainbow Dash said jokingly, likely knowing it was probably true.

“Oh yes. I am quite popular with the stallions.” She said, getting on the bed with her, just laying on her belly, talking to her. She was now completely out of her costume, yet just seeing her still excited Rainbow Dash. She wasn’t just a beautiful mare, but she was certainly gifted when it came to her flank. She had seen plenty of stallions, and even mares sneaking glances at her, Rainbow Dash included, but this was probably the closest she had ever gotten to it.

Rainbow’s butt was nothing to look at, she was always lacking in that area, but she didn’t care. She cared more about being awesome than being beautiful or sexy. Besides, in her line of work, it was her face and wings that she cared about. Fluttershy though… Great Celestia… By now Fluttershy, who had been busy talking about the work she did, stopped when she noticed her customer’s eyes were elsewhere. A sly, sultry smile spreading across her face, Fluttershy wiggled her rump just a little bit, showing off its curves and its fullness, though it would be truly difficult for her to truly appreciate every single inch of it, it was just so big. Her tail moved up just a little, showing off what waited underneath, her eyes locked on Rainbow’s as she backed up, her rump still moving in a back-and-forth, almost hypnotic dance. She was enchanting her, and Rainbow Dash was under her spell.

Before she knew it, that bountiful yellow booty was in her face, her cheek resting on the bedspread so she could look at Rainbow Dash, “What do you think?”

Rainbow’s breath came out ragged, and her heart thumped loudly in her chest, so loudly she could practically hear it. Fluttershy’s sweet, soft voice rang in her ears, her scent filling her nostrils, she hoped desperately that this wasn’t a dream, and that this moment wouldn’t ever end. Putting a hoof on that ass, she massaged that fat round cheek, giving it a teasing spanking, making Fluttershy gasp. Without thinking, Rainbow Dash closed her eyes, raising her friend’s tail and drawing her tongue up her pussy.

Fluttershy made a combination of both a gasp and a moan, planting her hooves firmly on the bed as if she might fall off. She did it again, slower this time, taking in the salty taste and musk. She had never tasted a mare before, but she had to admit… She kind of liked the taste.

“S-Such an eager mare~” Fluttershy chirped, scooting forward, taking that ass out of reach, “But I don’t think it’s fair you have to do all the work. I don’t think it’s fair I bring you in here and you take control of me the second we start~”

Getting off of the bed, Rainbow Dash Fluttershy pulled open the cabinet of the end table, pulling out a spanking paddle with her teeth. Her eyes gleamed, and Rainbow…

“Please be gentle…” Rainbow Dash said in a hushed voice, assuming a vulnerable position so Fluttershy could do what she wanted to do. She had no idea she could be such a freak… Fluttershy, who had left the cabinet open, sparked Rainbow’s curiosity, causing her to wonder what other instruments she had kept in there. Sneaking a glance, she was soon interrupted by Fluttershy’s voice, reminding her of what was going on:

“Such a dirty mare you are, Rainbow Dash.” WHAP!! Rainbow Dash gasped, her breath quickening as her body tightened with pain as she felt the swift strike that sent a wave of momentary pain, disappearing as soon as it came.

“Goodness if you didn’t have fur, your skin would be beet red.” WHAP WHAP!! Rainbow Dash buried her head on the bedspread, her pussy dripping wet, Fluttershy’s expression was one of pleasure, like she too was getting off to this.

“I bet you love this, Rainbow Dash. I bet you love being told how much of a dirty horse you are.” She leaned in, nibbling her ear, making Rainbow cry out, catching her off guard as she was hit with another onslaught of strikes. She felt weak at the knees, and she fell, her heart going faster than it ever went during practices. Rainbow Dash never saw herself enjoying something like this, she was a normal mare, leaning more towards vanilla things. She never thought she would enjoy being struck like this, then again, she never thought it would be her friend since fillyhood doing it, there were a lot of discoveries being made today, it would seem.

Fluttershy put the paddle down, lowering her body onto Rainbow’s as she whispered in her ear, “How was that, Rainbow Dash~? I didn’t hurt you, did I? I’m sorry, I really should have asked before…”

Her voice held concern, and at once Rainbow Dash knew that despite this new little dominant persona of hers, she really was just Fluttershy, a Fluttershy that despite knowing for many years, felt like a complete stranger to her now. “No no, it’s okay.” She turned around and smiled at her, telling her silently that she enjoyed the harsh treatment, “I liked it. J-Just keep going, please.”

Fluttershy drew a hoof close to stroke her cheek, and they both came closer, their snouts touching and before they knew it, their lips meeting in a kiss. Though Rainbow Dash didn’t know it, Fluttershy too had feelings for her. Everything that was going on was a dream come true. She had been wanting to ask Rainbow Dash out on a date or something, but who was she kidding? Rainbow Dash was completely out of her league. Rainbow Dash was a legendary mare, a Wonderbolt, and Fluttershy was just…. Fluttershy. Time and time again she toyed with the idea of trying to forge a romantic connection with her, but never could bring herself to do it, fearing rejection. Yet now here she was, making out with that beautiful mare. Life worked in strange ways, sometimes.

Rainbow Dash was an excellent kisser, which did not surprise Fluttershy in the slightest, she knew she was probably far more experienced than her. Being a Wonderbolt meant she probably had mares and stallions throwing themselves at her. Fluttershy was surprised she didn’t have a partner yet. Fluttershy’s scent, as soft and as gentle as she was, overwhelmed Rainbow Dash. Her body felt hot, and her cheeks burned as their bodies touched. Her breath caught in her throat as Fluttershy’s hooves groped her body, her tail trailing down her flank before wrapping around her own. Wanting more, Fluttershy pulled away with a sigh. She looked so adorable in the low light, so precious and loveable. Rainbow Dash wanted her all to herself, to protect for as long as she might live. Fluttershy grabbed her shoulders and laid Rainbow down on the bed, biting her neck, and drawing a squeak out of Rainbow Dash.

“Ready?”

Rainbow Dash shivered as she felt her hot breath tickling her ear, “I-I’m ready, Fluttershy.”

Fluttershy looked deep into her eyes, stroking her rainbow mane which gave her her name, and then she began, laying down in front of her, she pushed her head closer to her wet pussy and gave it a long lick.

“H-Haaaahh… Oh fuck~” Rainbow Dash cried out, hit with a tidal wave of pleasure that sent shivers down her spine. Fluttershy’s eyes flicked up toward her, Rainbow put a hoof on her neck, urging her to continue,

“Wow, you’re so sensitive~”, Fluttershy said, raising her tail, “When was the last time somepony took care of you?”

Rainbow Dash chuckled, “Obviously way too long ag- Ahh…! Aahh yeah…” Rainbow’s heart rate went through the roof as Fluttershy nosed her pussy, intoxicated by its natural musk. She had dreams of moments like this, but she never thought she would actually be fucking the Rainbow Dash! It was Fluttershy’s turn to blush as Rainbow Dash felt her body with a hoof while she sat back and relaxed, enjoying the kinky moment, “Ohh Fluttershy, you’re so good with that tongue of yours… You belong right there, teasing my pussy~”

Fluttershy yelped, fumbling for something to say in response to her words which were only adding heat to the moment, but nothing came. Actions spoke louder than words, and so that’s what she went with, widening her pussy with her hooves and licking up and down, the salty taste coating her tongue as Rainbow Dash bucked and shivered.

“Fuck I’m so close… I need to cum so bad!” Rainbow Dash begged, her head on the pillow, her head tilted in the air. Encouraged now more than ever to impress that mare, Fluttershy did not stop. Her jaw hurt from keeping it open so long, but she didn’t care. Instead, she focused on the amazing sounds of pleasure and joy Rainbow Dash made with every lick, her voice so high that if there were any windows in the room, they would probably shatter.

“Yes!! Yes, Fluttershy oh my Celestia… Fuck you’re so good…” She cried out one more time, “Yes, right there, give it to me! Oh fuck I’m going to cum so hard~”

Fluttershy smiled, finding another opportunity to make this twenty percent hotter. Rimming her partner for a few seconds more, Fluttershy suddenly stopped, pulling her head away, and moving her hooves closer to her hole, “You are so fun to play with like that, I don’t think I should let you cum~”

Rainbow Dash stopped, her chest rising and falling, her blush long gone now, “W-What? Fluttershy please, let me cum, stop teasing me!”

Rainbow Dash yelled as Fluttershy mounted her, their muzzles touching once more, “Come on, Rainbow Dash. You know you gotta work for it~” Fluttershy whispered, “Tell me how much you want to cum~ Tell me how bad you are~”

This was a trick she used on many other clients before her, and just like she suspected, Rainbow Dash ditched her dignity and said everything she wanted to hear for her orgasm, “I-I’m a filthy horse, I love it when you play with my pussy, and I-I love being punished by you~”

Fluttershy giggled, leaning in and whispering in her ear, “Slut~”

She slowly trailed the tip of her tail up Rainbow’s flank, rimming her pussy before just slightly grazing the sensitive flesh. The touch of her tail on her flank was more than enough for her, and with one final moan, crying out Fluttershy’s name, Rainbow Dash hit her climax. Juices flowed out of her pussy and onto the bedspread as she rode out the brief high which ended as quickly as it began, and finally, drained of energy, Rainbow’s head hit the pillow. Fluttershy breathed a sigh of relief, happy she was able to satisfy the Wonderbolt. She had done it, she had lived out that fantasy that had plagued her for so, so long, and hot damn did it feel good. It was just like she imagined, only even better. Fluttershy was scooped into a winged hug as she got off of Rainbow Dash, and together the two mares snuggled, their energy spent.

“…So you wanna do that again? Like, real soon?” Rainbow Dash asked, breaking the silence.

Fluttershy giggled, “I’ll give you a VIP pass before you leave. You can come visit me anytime here~… My door is also open, too~”

“…Cool~”

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An hour later, before she almost fell asleep with Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash suddenly remembered she had friends who were probably wondering where she had wandered off to. Saying goodbye to Fluttershy, who also forgot she had to work, Rainbow Dash left the platinum lounge and quickly returned to the booth they had been seated at. To her surprise, the table was filled with empty glasses. All of them had loosened up, and for the first time ever, Rainbow Dash wasn’t.

“Well well well, glad to see you still have time for us, Crash.” Spitfire said as she slid back into her seat at the booth, “Do I even want to know what just happened?”

“Well…” Rainbow Dash looked away from the captain, who already looked as though she knew what she had abandoned them for. As she did, she caught sight of Fluttershy, who was once again dancing onstage with her costume on. The yellow mare saw her just in time, and winked at her with a smile impossible not to fall in love with, “…You have no idea, ma’am.”