Carrot top waited patiently for her best friend, Derpy Hooves, to arrive at the cafe. This has been their usual spot to hang out on weekdays, and they usually just chat about random topics. "she should be here by now..." Carrot top said, slightly annoyed. She looked up to the heavens and saw a speck of grey; it rapidly got closer and closer until you could clearly see that it was derpy. "Sorry im late Carrot top, i was busy helping the doctor." Derpy said, grabbing a chair and sitting down. "so, you were hanging out with your new coltfriend?" said Carrot top, with a devilish smile on her face.
Derpy's eyes grew wide. Yes, she loved the doctor, but it isnt like she was going to admit it. "Me and the doctor are not dating! ... we're just a mare and a colt doing various activities together."
There was a long silence for a while. "wich essentially means your dating." Stated carrot top. This was all starting to annoy derpy. Why did she want to know so bad? "I dont have a crush on the doctor!" screamed the pegasus. Carrot top knew she was lying. When you know somepony for as long as she has known derpy, you know when they are being honest and when they arent. Carrot top had an idea. "LOOK, THE DOCTOR!" said carrot top, pointing her hoof behind derpy. Derpy's wings sprang up and she turned around as quickly as possible, a big smile on her face. "REALLY?! WHERE?!" Carrot top kept on staring at derpy until she realized she was tricked. She turned back around with a blush. "I was just surprised he was here." What? it was the only excuse derpy could think of! "Surprised isnt quite the word i would use. " Said carrot top, pointing to Derpy's wings, who where still up.
Derpy noticed them and folded them into place, blushing. God, she hated wing boners! "Admit it, you TOTTALLY have a crush on him!" Derpy , with a hint of rage in her face, had enough. "I DONT LIKE THE DOCTOR! I think of him as nothing more than a friend!!!"
MEANWHILE, WITH DOCTOR WHOOVES...
It was a long day of time traveling and the doctor needed to get refreshed, so he decided to trot along to the cafe. When inside, he noticed Derpy and ....Carrot pot? OH! thats right, Carrot top was her name. Derpy seemed mad about something, and they didnt seem to notice him a few feet away from where they were sitting, so he started to over hear the conversation. He heard his name being mentioned, so he kept on listening.
BACK WITH DERPY...
"I'll go tell him you said that, then." said carrot top, as she stood up. Derpy's eyes widened in shock. "WAIT!!you dont even know where he lives!"
Carrot top had a sly smile on her face. "he lives on that small blue barn ontop of the hill."
Derpy kept thinking for excuses. "He doesnt let anyone in his house! "
"then i'll ask him to come outside."
AW, PONYFEATHERS!! think fast, derpy, think fast!
"HE DOESNT LIKE TALKING ABOUT ME!"
then carrot top said something that pushed derpy over the edge. "I'll just ask him out ."
That crossed the line for the blonde pegasus. "OKAY,OKAY,I'll admit it..."
Carrot top stoped in her tracks and looked at derpy with a sly smirk on her face. "..i have a crush o the doctor..." Derpy said it so low that not even the finest tuned ears could hear it. "Louder."
Derpy was getting annoyed. "I have a crush on the doctor..." This time she said it high enough for only Carrot top to hear.
"I STILL CANT HEAR YOU." said carrot top.
Thats it. Derpy's had enough. "I have a crush on the doctor! Do you hear me?! I get goosebumbs whenever im near him, His warm smile lights up my day even when im in the saddest of moods, he means more to me than all the muffins in the world!!! I LOVE THE DOCTOR!!! IS THIS GETTING TO YOUR HEAD?!"
Derpy was now staring angrily at carrot top, who had a blank look on her face.
WITH THE DOCTOR...
Oh my Gosh. The doctor couldnt belive what he just heard. He couldnt help but feel shocked. Yes, he loved her back. But he just cant belive how much he means to her. It touched him on the inside, but he couldnt move. He couldnt blink. He had a blank expression. He was shocked into unconsiousness.
BACK WITH DERPY AND CARROT TOP...
Carrot tops expression turned into a wide smile. "WHAT? ! YOU ARENT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?" Said derpy, still enraged. Carrot top just remained calm and said two simple words. "Turn around."
Derpy was still in anger, but she did as she was told, and what she saw, made her blush like mad. The doctor was RIGHT there. He overheard EVERYTHING. Oh, this is bad. "UM...DOCTOR...hi! we....erm...were rehearsing for a play! Its about a pacient who falls in love with the doctor!" Nothing. He still had the dumb look of shock on his face. "Doctor?! DOCTOR?!" Said Derpy, worried like crazy. "I think we shocked him into unconsiousness!" Said carrot top. Derpy was now VERY worried. "Relax, Derpy. All you have to do to snap him out of it is do or say something more shocking than what he just saw." Derpy knew exacly what to do. "LOOK, A DALEK!" said derpy. "a what?" carrot top asked.
OH HAYBAILS. "um.. i mean look, a dog named alex!" nothing.
Then, an idea formed inside carrot top's head. "You could always...you know...get a little friendly with him . "
Derpy blushed ferociously. "you mean..."
Carrot top nudged her and gave her a wink. " right on the lips."
Well, it was the only thing that could work. Derpy can just tell him it was a prank or something!
She started getting closer and closer to the unmoving body of the doctor, until they were just inches away.
"*gulp* please dont hate me for this!" Thats when her lips touched the doctors.
The doctors eyes grew to their normal state, and he noticed his assistant kissing him. "only one thing to do.' the doctor thought. He closed his eyes and kissed her back, enjoying every moment of it.
Derpy noticed this and blushed like mad. "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH !!!" was all she could think of. When they finnally broke apart, the doctor smiled. "I love you too."
Carrot top was now heading out the door " well, looks like my work here is done. "
THE END
