THe first thing I stared at was the fact that I had wings and a horn. I didn't understand anything at first, because here is the backstory. I was just about to open my bar, a fresh start on my side career as a bartender. I had another job, a full time job during the day. Now as I was packing up, I drunk a beer as a test a stranger in a hoodie got me.

It was weird, because I never drink, but I always take a small sip of everything just to test it out, I guess the small sip is too much cause I think I am hallucinating everything. At least according to what I am experiencing with my new wings and a horn, I was a fury horse thing.

"What the buck is a stallion doing here!" A feminine voice said cutting me off, I turned my head, to see Rainbow pony, huh, huh....the brightest colored pony I have ever seen, eyes as big as my head. Being dramatic here, but am I reall? Being dramatic here?

I got in her face, "You gotta problem bub?" I asked, my voice actually causing her to flinch.

Like what?

My voice wasn't even that deep.

"Oh, you think you're so tough huh?" The mare leaned closer, I assume was a mare, I could be wrong, I don't know anything about horses.

"You and me, tonight..." She smirked, at least according to her voice she was a she, " let's see how tough you are when I make you scream."

"I don't fuck mares sorry." I retorted flatly

"What are you you gay or something,"The rainbow horse said, "that's even hotter"

"Oh my bad, " I said as I shrugged "I said I don't fuck horses..."

"Oh I can be your whorse." Rainbow said with a smirk, I ignored her, as I looked back at the menu, the currency had changed,
Wait...

What the hell type of currency was bits?

"What do you want?" I asked as I guestured to the drinks, "We also have food and stuff if you wish, "

She trotted around the store,
"Got any Heycakes?"

"No we have poundcakes." I asked with a raised eyebrow, "Would you like-"

"You can pound my cake." The Rainbow Horse interrupted me with a smirk

Silence, I stared at her flatly.

She stared at me with anticipation.

I pointed a hoof to the door.

"THe door..."

She glanced at the door in bewilderment, than glanced back at me,

"Wha?"

"The door."

"But...."

I glared at her, she raised a hoof instinctively.
"Okay okay okay don't cry jeesh." she said, she looked me up and down, "Wait are you a Bucking alicorn?"

Before I answered I threw her out of the bar with a loud thud. "OW Buck!" she hissed rubbing her rear,

The hell was an alicorn?

"So what you're saying is this, a stallion at the edge of the everfree.."

"Yeah."

"He owns a bar..."

"Yeah..."

"He had the strength to throw you, of all the ponies out of the bar."

"Hot right?"

"Rainbow...that's not what-" Twilight rubbed her hoof on her forehead, "Did you see his designated mare?"

"No...he was alone not to mention he was an alicorn," Rainbow scratched the back of her head with her hoof, "are you sure Hee and the princess aren't related?"

"WHAT?"

"The princess...are you sure they are-"

"Gather the rest of our friends! I'll send a letter to princess celestia, " Twilight panicked, "meet me at the edge of the everfree forest!"

Rainbow tensed slightly before she gave a salute with her hoof before she dashed off.

Twilight immediately grabbed her pencil and notebook with her magicl.
"Dear princess Celestia...."

I trotted to the back of the desk, before I looked up at the stool that was bigger in my perspective. I slowly raised my hoof and slowly pushed myself up on the stands, only for something to happen, "WHat the hell!" I screamed as I flapped my wings on instinct desperately only for my horn to glow, I shot myself to the cealing with a loud boom! Before falling facefirst into the ground,

"Ow..."

"I see you brought friends." I said looking at the rainbow one, then looking a the rest of the six of them,

I supposed-

"You alright suga-cube?"

"Er...yeah..."I said getting up, "We got to get you out of here, he is obviously not alright." Twilight panicked, quickly grabbing me with a magic, but I quickly pushed her down, "No...No...no...none of that or whatever you were going to do to me here, understand?"

She blushed slightly at the aggressiveness, "but you have to come with us, It's not safe."

"Like hell it is, I said, "You seem to be like a colorful bunch, what's the big deal anyway, why is the white one giving me oogly eyes."

"Because your so bucking hot duh." the rainbow dash said with a smirk.

"RAINBOW DASH!" The white one cried out, "That is no way to talk to a stallion, even if you're right.."

"Excuse me?"

"I didn't say anything darling..." The white one smiled at me.

Darling?

"It sounds like you did.."

"You must be hearing things..."

"No no I am pretty sure I-" I was about to say, before I screamed like a little girl as the pink pony practically zoomed in front of my faace "Hi my name is Pinkie Pie,I never seen a stallion like you before, ooh an alicorn!Are you a prince! Are you related to princess Celestia>do you like-", she said that faster than a second,
but how she appeared infront of me caused my horn to glow, as I flapped my wings, sending me to the cealing again, only for me to flap my wings instinctivelyc causing me to fall flat onto the ground again harder than before.

The six ponies stared at me incredoulously, before...what I assumed was a nickname, Rainbow dash started to cackle in laughter.

"That is not funny..."

"It's bucking hilarious..." Rainbow rolled onto the floor clutching her chest heaving . I slowly trotted towards her till I was face to face with Rainbow Dash towering over her. she froze, as I was face to face with her, before a wicked grin came on her face.

"Yes Daddy?"

My eyebrow twiched, before I raised my hoof back and kicked her out of the bar.

"Anyone else want to add?." I asked looking at each of them daring them to smart,

There was silence....before...

"We....apologize on rainbows behalf..." Surprisingly it was the shy one who spoke up as she was on me surprisingly fast, apparently I wasn't the only one caught off guard as she started to although hesistant at first; rub a hoof along my back and on my wings trying to console me I assumed it was working, "He didn't mean it,"

I bit my lips to suppress a moan, "I had to keep it real, Yes, but if you're not going to buy anything then get the fuck out of my bar."

"Your bar?" The shy one asked slightly surprised.

"Yes, my bar."

"Stallions don't own anything here." Twilight said with her eyes narrowed, "Where is your mare, you wouldn't happen to-" she was thrown out the door as well before she could finish her sentence.

"Any other smartass comments?" I repeated looking around at the remaining ponies,

Silence.

"Perhaps someone wants to be weirdly sexist?" I asked looking around again,

Silence.

"Maybe another attempt to steal my stuff by saying I can't own anything..."

Silence.

"Good...out! All of you..."

They were about to protest but I threw them all out of my bar... The shy one glanced at me with a stern expression stopping her hoof movements, "Hey that was mean, they didn't do anything wrong-"

My glare silenced the shy one up, she let a eep.. and hid behind her hair. "If you stop doing that thing with my wings, your out too..."

"Okay just don't cry.." she meekly replied , as she continued to massage my wings with her hoof.

"Oh yes." I closed my eyes in pleasure.

Author's Note

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