Bartender in an RGRE World
Kinda Revelation?
Previous ChapterNext ChapterThe next morning I woke up to my desk, Ah so it was just a dream, must have fell asleep working,, I yawned, as I stretched but once I actually took in that my hands were not hands but still hooves...I...
I...
"AAAAAAAAAHHH!"
I may have freaked out for a bit, I think the people of Canada could hear me.
Oh right different world..
A Pony world.
Where everything felt like the 1800s in a reverse fashion.
Where fuck is buck...
And a male's mind from the 1800s is a female's mind...
Not to mention a pony world...
So safe to say alien world...
A cute and cuddly adorable alien world.
I resisted the urge to groan as I started, or tried to start taking this seriously because I realized that this wasn't a dream.
The only logical explanation too this land was the fact that this was a different world. I rubbed my hoof on my forehead. The satellites would have long ago detected something so different, but how did I get here? I don't remember dying I just remember going to sleep, I don't remember getting transported by some magic object, or anything, and we don't have magic objects on Earth.
I lifted my head up from the desk, before I went to the shower, I needed to cool down, but how do I..
....
How do I....
No...I'll figure it out.
Princess Celestia, Ruler of Equestria, stared flatly at Daring, she looked like she could be worse for wear. SHe had been up all night, about that stallion, she would have gone herself, but she didn't know how capable, an Alicorn stallion was..
She and Daring were Kind of friends, so she trusted her more than anything to find out information.
"Report.."
"He is a threat." Daring replied her hoof rubbing her eyes, "The alicorn has some type of ...drug or something that causes mares to pass out ...never have we had alcohol that strong before."
"I see..."Celesita's eyes narrowed, "And what of his plans?"
"That not a clue princess." Daring shrugged her shoulders, "All I could think of was how I had woke up, in what I guessed was his bed after blacking out right after I drunk his strongest."
"Did he do anything to you?" Celestia asked in a slightly concerned voice?
Daring blinked twice..."What?"
"Did he do anything to you while you were unconcious."
"Er...no." Daring actually looked disappointed at that, "The nurse said I was clean when I went for a check- up."
"You're not happy about it?" Princess Celestia noted.
"I mean he was a complete stud.." Daring shrugged, "I'd be lying if I said I didn't want him to rut my brains out right there...:"
Princess Celestia put her hoof over her mouth, "Oh my was he that..."
Daring smirked.... "I think he'd be a great match for you princess, " Daring pulls something out of her bag, Ps5, Dbz sparking Zero with a couple of big strong hairless apes... on the front cover
Princess Celestia's eyes widened as she looked at the disc...."They're....they look like..."
"Humans." Daring finiished...."Maybe this sparking zero is a clue to his orgin."
"Perhaps...." She mused, "Could you do me another favor Daring, it is of utmost importance."
"You know you don't even have to ask princess." Daring said with a smirk. And Princess Celestia smiled slightly at that.
"Keep an eye on him..."
Daring saluted, "As you wish Princess, but don't expect me not to take him before you."
"Oh by all means if you think you have a chance," Princess Celestia actually looked amused at this, "Should I expecting some Alicorn Grandbabies soon?"
Daring actually blushed at this, it was so out of character for her, "Er...I'll see you another time princess, am I free to leave?"
Princess Celestia chuckled.
"You are dismissed." she said, "But please do be careful, he may be a male, but he is an alicorn...we know nothing about him, and your earlier encounter with his drink proved to be so."
Daring's eyes narrowed before she did a slight bow and left.
I trotted to the bathroom with my eyes fixed on my hooves.
Ever since I was in this new form I was trying my best not to trip over my new hooves. I need to learn how to master this step by step, as I got to the shower. I got on my hindlegs, and turned the knob with the sides of both my front hooves before I pushed it open.
My robe was so big I don't know if I could fit it...you know what fuck it, it would have to do..
.I trotted to the bathroom, before I took off my clothes, which was a simple black jacket with cacky light brown pants, and a white plain t-shirt. As I got to the mirror to look at myself, my face was brown, my eyes were onyx, my fur was pitch black and my hair was a dark brown almost black in a way as well..
I looked kind of cool....I said kind of because I looked more adorable than cool to me...this world looked adorable...it was hard to take anything seriously.
Once I finished looking at myself, I went to the tub, it was taller because I was shorter...
The wash-cloth was hanging on the...
...
how do I...
...
...you know what...
...one step at a time...
I paused for a moment, taking a deep breath, before I closed the curtain, and turned on the water, maybe I should have done that after, because as I jumped over the edge onto the tub, my hooves slipped once it made impact,, and I did like a failed version of the matrix almost breaking my neck,
I groaned, the metal pole holding the curtain broke from the wall...not necessarily broke, but it fell apart from the wall... smacking me upside the head and rolling onto the floor.
I placed my head down on the tub floor in defeat as the water drop-lits splashed through my....mane?
"Ow."
Zecora slowly stared curiously at the strange building at the edge of the Everfree, she been here countless times before so she knew when something was new and something was original, this looked, too sharp and big to be a pony's hooves, slowly she entered the--oh...it seems that the door was unlocked.
"Intriguing."
Author's Note
Hope the grammar was a little bit better...what are your thoughts on this chapter.
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