"So..." I said crossing my arms, "First question...what makes you think carrot acted like a barbarian, ..cup..."

"That's Mrs cake to you..." she demanded,

"Of course cup." I said with a smirk causing her eyebrow to twitch, " Would you like a cup...of tea..? maybe a cup of coffee. or any other cups we have to drink here?"

"You're a flankhole.." she hissed,

"I am still waiting on the answer..." I said the smirk going away to a serious look, "What made you think Carrot acted like a barbarian?"

"He stood up to me!' she hissed, I raised my eyebrow, slighty amused, and slightly concerned for carrot at the same time, "And?"

"And?" Cupcake cried out, "You're not supposed to do that..."

"Good for him." I said with a grin, "he took my advice after all, so what did you do about it..."

"I put him on the couch." Cupcake said with a snarl, I blinked, before I sighed in relef, "Ok...that isn't the most abusive thing I thought you would do."

"What...what did you..." She blinked for a moment, before she stumbled back, "You....your a monster.."

"I'm a monster?" I asked flatly, "What did I do to make you think I am a monster huh?" I slowly went to a pulled out a cup cake that I had in the refridgerator...her eyebrows twitched...

"WHat....what are you doing..."

"I am eating a cup cake." I said with a slight smirk..

She growled, "That's not funny."

“It is to me." I said with a grin as I slowly took a bite, it was so slow it was unnerving, "This is some goood cup cake.."

Her eyes widened...as her cheeks colored again, "Stop it."

I took a deep bite again, "Mnn." I said closing my eyes, "So good."

Her cheeks turned darker, "I said stop!"

"Sorry I am just hungry." I said as I took another bite, "Mnn...this is so good, you know do you own a store that make cakes?"

"Well yeah...."

"Carrot is a lucky man...to eat such cakes every day.." I said taking another bite of the cupcake.

"He better be."Cup muttered "I wouldn't be his wife he wasn't so lucky..."

"I think I might visit." I said as I finished my cupcake, I love cupcakes, so...I might actually get a chance to try carrot's cupcake for once.”

That did it, her face turned beet red.

"How dare you...!" she cried out, "I am a married mare!"

That did it, I started to cackle with laughter.... she glared heatedly at me.,

"I....why are you laughing." She hissed...

"It was a joke." I said with a snicker,

"You..." she growled, "Celestia...damned... flankhole, what I hope you burn in Tarturus."

I am starting to assume that flank hole means asshole in this world. This day is getting...you know what I am starting to tolerate this world now..

"Do you want to buy anything before you go?" I asked curiously

"No not like anything you have is strong enough to remotely effect me." Cup Cake huffed as she turned to leave.

"Coward." I sing songed with a wicked grin, she froze she slowly turned her head back in a menacing growl, "What...did you just call me?"

"Did I stutter..." I said my grin growing wider, "You a coward, you a coward..."

"Strongest drink you have!" she snapped getting right in my face, Placing the bits or...slamming the bits onto the table, "Na."

"What!"

"I said no." My expression was serious, as I stared into her eyes, "You can't handle it."

"Like tarturus I can't." she growled, "I am the best mare you could ever have in this establishment."

"Er...no your not." I said rolling my eyes, "here...I gave her some vodka soda...try this..

She snatched the vodka from my hooves, "I will..." but her expression softened, slightly, "your one tarturus of a stallion I'll give you that."

"Thanks...I take it you'll be easier on carrot from now on?" I asked curiously, "He is a pony just like you."

"She faltered for a moment..."I...will try...but I make no promises."

"Good." I said with a smile,

"Take care cupcake..."

She smiled slightly, but didn't say nothing she just turned and walked off...

"Close the door behind you!"

"Yeah yeah..."

The door slammed shut with a loud noise causing me to chuckle.

3 hours later....

Twilight...slowly walked towards me... her friends behind me.. I raised my eyebrow...I looked at fluttershy whom gave me an apologetic look,

"Your coming with me." twilight hissed...

"No..."

"Oh..." she slowly pinned me to the wall.."I don't take no for an option nor was it a question.” Twilight whispered pecking me on the cheek, "you will come with me."

I was slightly flustered at this not gonna lie, as this was the first mare or woman period whom actually bothered to do such a thing to me. but I managed to regain my composure.

"No." I said kneeing her in the pussy which actuallly caused her to double over, "Oh wow..." I said flatly, "You do not know that no means no?" I picked her up gently, "Now do you have anything to say?"

Her wings were actually outstretched, it wasn't normal...I looked at her and she was acutually blushing... I looked at her friends they were actually blushing with the same reaction...

"Ok...that was hot..." Rainbow Dash grinned, "Can you do me next?"

I paused as I stared at rainbow for a long moment, before I kicked them all out of my bar...one by one...all but fluttershy because I like her...even though she had the same reaction as the rest of her friends.

"So fly how have you been."

She blinked for a moment before she tried to gain her composure, "E-er...y-es, I have been good....and it seems you have been handling yourself good as well."

"Trying to..." I said with a grin, "These mares are getting thirsty though,"

"I-I...yeah, but to be fair, you are a one of a kind stallion..." Fluttershy said shifting hooves silently, "I-I...mean not only do you not have a mare b-but you are also strong and capable of handling yourself...i-it is a trait stallions don't have and mares find it attractive."

"Well i am lucky to have you right." I said with a grin, she blushed slightly, "Y-yeah...lucky..."

"Do you want anything before you leave?"

"I-I...don't drink alcohol..."

"We have cider..." I offered....

"S-sure..." Fluttershy said as she slowly put the bits on the table, I gave that back to her...

"This one is on me." I said with a grin grabbing the cider and placing it on the table,

"I...really?" Fluttershy asked surprised.

"yes, " I said with a grin, "You were the first mare who was actually kind to me...and still are kind to this day so I gift this too you for free."

Her eyes widened before a small tentative smile slowly formed on her face. as she took the cider, "T-thank you so much."

I waved it off, as she turned to leave, she turned her head back slightly, "Have a good day James."

"Same to you."

Author's Note

How was this? Another fun chapter to write, post your thoughts in the comments! I love to hear about them!"