Bartender in an RGRE World

by Matterlight

Rating: mature
Tags: Profanity, Violence, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex
Length: 15496

well to put it simply my entire bar got transported to Equestria, seriously the RGRE thing is deeply adorable how they try to make me feel like I need them.

well to put it simply my entire bar got transported to Equestria, seriously the RGRE thing is deeply adorable how they try to make me feel like I need them.

Published 2024-11-30 21:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2025-02-04 12:13:16 UTC

Well...here is different

THe first thing I stared at was the fact that I had wings and a horn. I didn't understand anything at first, because here is the backstory. I was just about to open my bar, a fresh start on my side career as a bartender. I had another job, a full time job during the day. Now as I was packing up, I drunk a beer as a test a stranger in a hoodie got me.

It was weird, because I never drink, but I always take a small sip of everything just to test it out, I guess the small sip is too much cause I think I am hallucinating everything. At least according to what I am experiencing with my new wings and a horn, I was a fury horse thing.

"What the buck is a stallion doing here!" A feminine voice said cutting me off, I turned my head, to see Rainbow pony, huh, huh....the brightest colored pony I have ever seen, eyes as big as my head. Being dramatic here, but am I reall? Being dramatic here?

I got in her face, "You gotta problem bub?" I asked, my voice actually causing her to flinch.

Like what?

My voice wasn't even that deep.

"Oh, you think you're so tough huh?" The mare leaned closer, I assume was a mare, I could be wrong, I don't know anything about horses.

"You and me, tonight..." She smirked, at least according to her voice she was a she, " let's see how tough you are when I make you scream."

"I don't fuck mares sorry." I retorted flatly

"What are you you gay or something,"The rainbow horse said, "that's even hotter"

"Oh my bad, " I said as I shrugged "I said I don't fuck horses..."

"Oh I can be your whorse." Rainbow said with a smirk, I ignored her, as I looked back at the menu, the currency had changed,
Wait...

What the hell type of currency was bits?

"What do you want?" I asked as I guestured to the drinks, "We also have food and stuff if you wish, "

She trotted around the store,
"Got any Heycakes?"

"No we have poundcakes." I asked with a raised eyebrow, "Would you like-"

"You can pound my cake." The Rainbow Horse interrupted me with a smirk

Silence, I stared at her flatly.

She stared at me with anticipation.

I pointed a hoof to the door.

"THe door..."

She glanced at the door in bewilderment, than glanced back at me,

"Wha?"

"The door."

"But...."

I glared at her, she raised a hoof instinctively.
"Okay okay okay don't cry jeesh." she said, she looked me up and down, "Wait are you a Bucking alicorn?"

Before I answered I threw her out of the bar with a loud thud. "OW Buck!" she hissed rubbing her rear,

The hell was an alicorn?

"So what you're saying is this, a stallion at the edge of the everfree.."

"Yeah."

"He owns a bar..."

"Yeah..."

"He had the strength to throw you, of all the ponies out of the bar."

"Hot right?"

"Rainbow...that's not what-" Twilight rubbed her hoof on her forehead, "Did you see his designated mare?"

"No...he was alone not to mention he was an alicorn," Rainbow scratched the back of her head with her hoof, "are you sure Hee and the princess aren't related?"

"WHAT?"

"The princess...are you sure they are-"

"Gather the rest of our friends! I'll send a letter to princess celestia, " Twilight panicked, "meet me at the edge of the everfree forest!"

Rainbow tensed slightly before she gave a salute with her hoof before she dashed off.

Twilight immediately grabbed her pencil and notebook with her magicl.
"Dear princess Celestia...."

I trotted to the back of the desk, before I looked up at the stool that was bigger in my perspective. I slowly raised my hoof and slowly pushed myself up on the stands, only for something to happen, "WHat the hell!" I screamed as I flapped my wings on instinct desperately only for my horn to glow, I shot myself to the cealing with a loud boom! Before falling facefirst into the ground,

"Ow..."

"I see you brought friends." I said looking at the rainbow one, then looking a the rest of the six of them,

I supposed-

"You alright suga-cube?"

"Er...yeah..."I said getting up, "We got to get you out of here, he is obviously not alright." Twilight panicked, quickly grabbing me with a magic, but I quickly pushed her down, "No...No...no...none of that or whatever you were going to do to me here, understand?"

She blushed slightly at the aggressiveness, "but you have to come with us, It's not safe."

"Like hell it is, I said, "You seem to be like a colorful bunch, what's the big deal anyway, why is the white one giving me oogly eyes."

"Because your so bucking hot duh." the rainbow dash said with a smirk.

"RAINBOW DASH!" The white one cried out, "That is no way to talk to a stallion, even if you're right.."

"Excuse me?"

"I didn't say anything darling..." The white one smiled at me.

Darling?

"It sounds like you did.."

"You must be hearing things..."

"No no I am pretty sure I-" I was about to say, before I screamed like a little girl as the pink pony practically zoomed in front of my faace "Hi my name is Pinkie Pie,I never seen a stallion like you before, ooh an alicorn!Are you a prince! Are you related to princess Celestia>do you like-", she said that faster than a second,
but how she appeared infront of me caused my horn to glow, as I flapped my wings, sending me to the cealing again, only for me to flap my wings instinctivelyc causing me to fall flat onto the ground again harder than before.

The six ponies stared at me incredoulously, before...what I assumed was a nickname, Rainbow dash started to cackle in laughter.

"That is not funny..."

"It's bucking hilarious..." Rainbow rolled onto the floor clutching her chest heaving . I slowly trotted towards her till I was face to face with Rainbow Dash towering over her. she froze, as I was face to face with her, before a wicked grin came on her face.

"Yes Daddy?"

My eyebrow twiched, before I raised my hoof back and kicked her out of the bar.

"Anyone else want to add?." I asked looking at each of them daring them to smart,

There was silence....before...

"We....apologize on rainbows behalf..." Surprisingly it was the shy one who spoke up as she was on me surprisingly fast, apparently I wasn't the only one caught off guard as she started to although hesistant at first; rub a hoof along my back and on my wings trying to console me I assumed it was working, "He didn't mean it,"

I bit my lips to suppress a moan, "I had to keep it real, Yes, but if you're not going to buy anything then get the fuck out of my bar."

"Your bar?" The shy one asked slightly surprised.

"Yes, my bar."

"Stallions don't own anything here." Twilight said with her eyes narrowed, "Where is your mare, you wouldn't happen to-" she was thrown out the door as well before she could finish her sentence.

"Any other smartass comments?" I repeated looking around at the remaining ponies,

Silence.

"Perhaps someone wants to be weirdly sexist?" I asked looking around again,

Silence.

"Maybe another attempt to steal my stuff by saying I can't own anything..."

Silence.

"Good...out! All of you..."

They were about to protest but I threw them all out of my bar... The shy one glanced at me with a stern expression stopping her hoof movements, "Hey that was mean, they didn't do anything wrong-"

My glare silenced the shy one up, she let a eep.. and hid behind her hair. "If you stop doing that thing with my wings, your out too..."

"Okay just don't cry.." she meekly replied , as she continued to massage my wings with her hoof.

"Oh yes." I closed my eyes in pleasure.

Author's Note

HEY MY first story! GO easy on me ok? Tell me what I need to improve, I will be working on this for a whlile, and will post every night around 8 pm EST.. If I decide to put this on Hiatus I will let you all know!

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Cultural understandings 1

"So let me get this straight..." I said rubbing a hoof on my head. "Your name is fluttershy?"

"E-er yes..." she squeaked out in reply.

"What an original name."

"You say that you're a pegasus?"

"Y-yes..."

I heard them before in myths, vaguely. I also heard of unicorns in myths, I assume are the ones with a horn are the ones that are with wings are the pegasus'

"That means that the Twilight -looking girl horse is more like me right?"

"Ponies." she corrected me, with a little more confidence. I nodded still slightly confused. "We sometimes call stallions horses, although I disagree with that."

"Real." I said with a sigh, "So tell me about your nation, it seems to be more of a female-dominated society." I muttered,

Considering the way people act.

"Y-yes...." Fluttershy tilted her head curiously. "is your kingdom not the same?"

"From what I have heard so far from the conversation of your friends," I sighed, "more speficially your twilight friend what is her name?"

" T-twilight."

I stared at her flatly, causing her to shuffle on her feet nervously, "That is actually her name?"

"Y-yes..."

"Am I right to assume that the horse-"

"P-pony."

"Right Pony sorry..." I apologized, "So about what she said... the whole thing about Stallions not owning anything, what does that mean?"

"W-well, Stallions a-are proved to be incapable of defending themselves," Fluttershy replied gaining slight confidence as we talked. I noticed and nodded in approval at this. "I see, well in my nation...our *men...* are mostly considered equals in our nation, though there are still many who consider women much like what the...stallions here do..."

"Nation?" She asked her eyes widened as her eyes went from my wings to my horn, then she gasped, and fell to her knees, "O-oh I am so sorry your-highness I-"

I slowly lifted her back up on her feet.

"Stop that." I said sternly.

"Wh-what...but-"

"I am no ruler."

"B-but...you're an alicorn."

"I am no ruler." I repeated, "Do not bow to me like some sort of king god alright?"

She nodded reluctantly and meekly, "R-right...."

I took a deep breath and sighed...

"...alright next question..." I rubbed my temples with my hoof,."why are my wings so sensitive to your touch...why does it feel so...so much like..." I paused for a moment..

"Er...that's because it is a very intimate action." Fluttershy replied softly, understanding what I am trying to say. "Mostly used to mate, or when a mare needs to comfort a stallion under stress," She looked down, "I-if you never had this feeling then I-it must be because your mare never gave you that feeling."

"Er...right." I slowly took her hoof's off of my wing, "Sorry about that..."

"I-it's okay," she replied meekly,

I sighed tiredly slumping down,

"Next question,"

"Y-yes?"

"I have been expeirincing very bad accidental voodo powers with my horn, do you know what this is.."

"E-er...yes that's magic...." Fluttershy responds, looking out the window of my bar, "O-oh dear, I guess it's really getting late, I should head back to my home."

"Wait.." I muttered "I have so many questions,"

" My animals need me."

"Need you?" I asked tilting my head was curious.

But...
...

But they were... I looked at her and pictured the animals that came in my head.

Oh no, no nevermind.

Obviously, not what I thought they were. The hor- I mean ponies looked nothing like the horses on Earth, they looked adorable.

"Maybe you should come with me." Fluttershy mutters quietly, "It's not safe...to be in the Everfree forest all alone."

At this I frowned, "I'll be fine fluttershy," I slowly pushed the stool back up, as I slowly sat on it, pushing my chin on my desk staring at her, "Take care..."

She looked at me her gaze lingering on me a little longer before nodding and trotting out the door.
"Close the door on the way out." I called.

"Y-yes sir..."

"Call me James."

Once the door closed, I looked to my right. I looked at the alcohol, perched up on the stands. I was seriously considering it.

The next person to walk in this room was a mare with...

Was it yellow or golden?

It was hard to say...

She had greyish black hair with wait she has grey and black hair.

She seemed to be looking at me assesting me as well at least from what she can see from behind the counter.

"Hello." I said in greeting, "How may I help you Miss...."

She trotted up to me close before she looked at the drinks, that were collected in the glass.she looked back at me, "You don't know who I am?"

I looked at her hat, then at the whip by her sides. I raised my eyebrow.

"An Indiana Jones cosplay rip-off?"

An idna what?" She asked incredoulously not understanding what I just said.

"You trying to be him?"

"No! the buck!?" Daring do flinched back, "No I am daring do!"

I stared at her flatly, "You know what, I give up, how may I help you?"

"Strongest drink you have." She mumbled getting up on the stool,

"Strongest drink I have?" I asked, "I doubt you can.."

"Oh please..." Daring smirked, "There ain't nothing a Stallion has that can possibly be strong."

My eyes widened before I grinned wickedly,

"Oh really..."

Her eyes narrowed challengingly.

"Give me your best shot pretty colt."

"Pretty what?" I shook my head, " Er nevermind."

I looked up and spotted a SPirytus reached out, pulled the glass door to the side and handed it to her,

She undid the lid with a pop, judging by her actions, I suddenly knew what she was about to do.

"Wait I advise not to.-" I was cut off as she chugged the whole thing done."

"See stud? Nothing I can't handle." She boasted,

"Er..." I said looking at her concerned, "Oh no..."

3 hours later,

"-I was lucky enough to make it out of there alive,.." Daring boasted with a slur as I held her in my arms just to keep her steady, she was so drunk it was unbelievable, I don't think I am giving a mare this drink anymore.

"You seem pretty strong stud, you wanna give a mare a good time?"

"Your drunk Daring..."

"No ah'm not." Daring slurred leaning into me to rub my chest, dazely, "I met a lot of stallions on my travels none like you stud."

"Oh is that so, " she started to vomit,

Ew ew...gross...

I instantly reached for the nearest trashcan to watch her vomit nearly to death, the sound of her barfing was insane...

Author's Note

I hope this was slightly better, eheheh, How do you feel about this chapter, let me know in the comments.

Kinda Revelation?

The next morning I woke up to my desk, Ah so it was just a dream, must have fell asleep working,, I yawned, as I stretched but once I actually took in that my hands were not hands but still hooves...I...

I...

"AAAAAAAAAHHH!"

I may have freaked out for a bit, I think the people of Canada could hear me.

Oh right different world..

A Pony world.

Where everything felt like the 1800s in a reverse fashion.

Where fuck is buck...

And a male's mind from the 1800s is a female's mind...

Not to mention a pony world...

So safe to say alien world...

A cute and cuddly adorable alien world.

I resisted the urge to groan as I started, or tried to start taking this seriously because I realized that this wasn't a dream.

The only logical explanation too this land was the fact that this was a different world. I rubbed my hoof on my forehead. The satellites would have long ago detected something so different, but how did I get here? I don't remember dying I just remember going to sleep, I don't remember getting transported by some magic object, or anything, and we don't have magic objects on Earth.

I lifted my head up from the desk, before I went to the shower, I needed to cool down, but how do I..

....

How do I....

No...I'll figure it out.

Princess Celestia, Ruler of Equestria, stared flatly at Daring, she looked like she could be worse for wear. SHe had been up all night, about that stallion, she would have gone herself, but she didn't know how capable, an Alicorn stallion was..

She and Daring were Kind of friends, so she trusted her more than anything to find out information.

"Report.."

"He is a threat." Daring replied her hoof rubbing her eyes, "The alicorn has some type of ...drug or something that causes mares to pass out ...never have we had alcohol that strong before."

"I see..."Celesita's eyes narrowed, "And what of his plans?"

"That not a clue princess." Daring shrugged her shoulders, "All I could think of was how I had woke up, in what I guessed was his bed after blacking out right after I drunk his strongest."

"Did he do anything to you?" Celestia asked in a slightly concerned voice?

Daring blinked twice..."What?"

"Did he do anything to you while you were unconcious."

"Er...no." Daring actually looked disappointed at that, "The nurse said I was clean when I went for a check- up."

"You're not happy about it?" Princess Celestia noted.

"I mean he was a complete stud.." Daring shrugged, "I'd be lying if I said I didn't want him to rut my brains out right there...:"

Princess Celestia put her hoof over her mouth, "Oh my was he that..."

Daring smirked.... "I think he'd be a great match for you princess, " Daring pulls something out of her bag, Ps5, Dbz sparking Zero with a couple of big strong hairless apes... on the front cover

Princess Celestia's eyes widened as she looked at the disc...."They're....they look like..."

"Humans." Daring finiished...."Maybe this sparking zero is a clue to his orgin."

"Perhaps...." She mused, "Could you do me another favor Daring, it is of utmost importance."

"You know you don't even have to ask princess." Daring said with a smirk. And Princess Celestia smiled slightly at that.

"Keep an eye on him..."

Daring saluted, "As you wish Princess, but don't expect me not to take him before you."

"Oh by all means if you think you have a chance," Princess Celestia actually looked amused at this, "Should I expecting some Alicorn Grandbabies soon?"

Daring actually blushed at this, it was so out of character for her, "Er...I'll see you another time princess, am I free to leave?"

Princess Celestia chuckled.

"You are dismissed." she said, "But please do be careful, he may be a male, but he is an alicorn...we know nothing about him, and your earlier encounter with his drink proved to be so."

Daring's eyes narrowed before she did a slight bow and left.

I trotted to the bathroom with my eyes fixed on my hooves.

Ever since I was in this new form I was trying my best not to trip over my new hooves. I need to learn how to master this step by step, as I got to the shower. I got on my hindlegs, and turned the knob with the sides of both my front hooves before I pushed it open.

My robe was so big I don't know if I could fit it...you know what fuck it, it would have to do..

.I trotted to the bathroom, before I took off my clothes, which was a simple black jacket with cacky light brown pants, and a white plain t-shirt. As I got to the mirror to look at myself, my face was brown, my eyes were onyx, my fur was pitch black and my hair was a dark brown almost black in a way as well..

I looked kind of cool....I said kind of because I looked more adorable than cool to me...this world looked adorable...it was hard to take anything seriously.

Once I finished looking at myself, I went to the tub, it was taller because I was shorter...

The wash-cloth was hanging on the...

...

how do I...

...

...you know what...

...one step at a time...

I paused for a moment, taking a deep breath, before I closed the curtain, and turned on the water, maybe I should have done that after, because as I jumped over the edge onto the tub, my hooves slipped once it made impact,, and I did like a failed version of the matrix almost breaking my neck,

I groaned, the metal pole holding the curtain broke from the wall...not necessarily broke, but it fell apart from the wall... smacking me upside the head and rolling onto the floor.

I placed my head down on the tub floor in defeat as the water drop-lits splashed through my....mane?

"Ow."

Zecora slowly stared curiously at the strange building at the edge of the Everfree, she been here countless times before so she knew when something was new and something was original, this looked, too sharp and big to be a pony's hooves, slowly she entered the--oh...it seems that the door was unlocked.

"Intriguing."

Author's Note

Hope the grammar was a little bit better...what are your thoughts on this chapter.

Cultural Understandings 2

I slowly walked out of the shower, drying myself out, as I grabbed my robe and put it on tying it, I finished freshening myself up...I was going to...

I stared at the place where my gaming stuff is..

Was...

Where my gaming stuff was..

Someone stole it...

Someone stole it..

Fury boiling up inside of me, but I pushed it down, now was not the time to act rash, this was not a place I was familiar with, and I did not want to attract unwanted attention.

But I do know who did it, it was the only pony whom I put in my room just to make sure she was good, never doing that again.

I took a deep breath, "Stay calm James, stay calm." I slowly walked out of my room

Zecora looked around curiously, nothing in here was original, nothing in here was what she had seen, she slowly trotted to look around before as she slowly went to look at me just coming out of a corner's door. Her eyes widened,

"What is this I see? The art of beauty never before seen to me?"

I stared at her with a raised eyebrow, water dripping from my hair, "Well..that's a new one, "

"Welcome, how may I help you?"

"Perhaps a drink or too? It would be an honor to drink with someone as fine as you."

I chuckled slightly, "A Mare that got bars." I said with a smirk, "To me it goes far." I gestured her to join me with a hoof.

She looked at me curiously then trotted up to me, "You do not have a mare?" She noted concern, "Or is she busy with an affair."

"No, I do not have a mare." I said with a grin, "Not many girls like guys that still live with their mother....even when you're trying to make a living....they seem to turn them down, I don't blame them."

"fascinating." She mused, trotting up to face, me, "A stallion with such confidence, "Normally falters in the face of such questions."

I nodded, "So it would seem, " This is a different world, but until I see a stallion and make my judgements upon how they are treated I withhold any judgements until I see one. "So what are you, you remind me of the zebras back at home."

"I see, you are not from Equestria?" Zecora asked, "Where you are from you also have Zebra?"

"No...not like you, not so smart, intelligent and adorable." I said causing her to blush, thinking it was a compliment, it wasn't it was a fact. "So this area, I have yet to explore it..." I hesitated, and she understood my hesitation.

"Timberwolves....and wild beasts lurk here," Zecora answered me solemnly, "They kill to protect, out of fear but often misunderstood, by fear."

I nodded. "I see..." I said with a slight sigh, "So...beware of anything lurking in the forest got it."

"They can be lustful beasts to stallions. " She looked into my eyes, "Best to keep Distance."

, understand?"

"I get it....so female beasts crave stallions..." I said rolling my eyes, "Female beast, can't get any themselves so they got to use force."

"That is an intriguing way to put it..." Zecora raised an eyebrow in reply to my statement, "Caution is advised, do not do anything foolish."

"Got it... " I said a genuine smile on my face, making her heart skip a few beats, "Names James."

"James..." Zecora murmered, "The name that echoes pass the clouds of the skies, yet shines brighter than Princess celesita's light." she pointed a hoof to a beverage Apple cider...I nodded, as she handed me the bits, I gave her the beverage. Putting it in the register before closing it.

I smiled gently at her, "Take care."

She nodded and slowly trotted out the door, her hips swaying discreetly but almost rhythmically, it was something that I took notice of, but didn't bother responding to it.

Once the door closed behind me, I sighed tiredly....perhaps I should figure out how to use this magic stuff...maybe that should make it easier to defend myself in case something bad happens.

I slowly raised my eyebrow, at the next customer,

"Hello how may I help you..." it looked female, much like a pony but different...where did she look familiar."

"You're checking me out?" She asked raising an eyebrow, " sorry not into stallions dweeb."

She slowly grabbed a drink like she owned it and started to walk out, only for me to smack her upside the head, with Daring's empty bottle... she stared at me in complete shock.

"Did...did you just..."

"You got to pay for it." I said flatly, "You ain't stealing my shit...."

Her eyes went from me, to the bottle that was now rolling on the floor than back to me,

...
...
...I stared at her flatly.
...
..

After a moment of silence, a grin slowly formed on it's face.

"A stallion that got guts..." The thing said, I really don't know what it's supposed to be, but it sounds female, "I guess I can respect that, where is your mare?"

"I don't have one." I said flatly...

"Really?" She asked surprised, "You expect me to believe that?WIth how clingy those ponies are,"

I chuckled, "Yeah, no mare for me, names James."

"Gilda..." She said raising a claw, "Just....Gilda..."

"Ok Just Gilda." I said with a smirk, causing her to snort, hesitantly reaching out to grasp hers, it was a claw, "TImerwolf I guess?"

"What buck no," Gilda flinched back, "No, I'm Griffin, do I look like a Tarturus damned TImberwolf to you?"

I chuckled at her choice of swearing, "No...kinda not from here."

"Right..." Gilda said with a roll of her eyes, As she slowly turned to leave.

"You still got to pay for that shit Gilda." I said slightly amused at her attempt causing her to grumble as she threw the bits on my desk, "You're a flankhole."

I laughed, "First girl to insult me in this place. See ya around."

GIlda snorted once again, but a small smirk came around her muzzle "Maybe." She said as she walked out... "See ya dweeb."

I leaned back against my chair with a small grin on my face, finally, someone that ...

Actually...

Treated me normally...

well...as normally as it can be...

I hurriedly put my bits in the register...before I closed it, I am in an alien world....heh....no one back home will ever believe me...wait...will I ever get home?
...
...
It was a random thought....but it was that thought that halted everything, the wave of my distress that came crashing down on me...

The fact that I may never see my family again, overwhelming me.

The truth is,...I may not have the best life, but it was my life you know...I made the most of it with what I got.

The fact that I may never go back to that life, to my family...
it...

I admit...

I cried a little.

Author's Note

How did you feel about this chapter? I'd love to here your thoughts, take care.

Critical importance.

Daring do landed gently on her hooves, before she slowly trotted in the bar, slowly she looked at me, whom was staring at her with no emotion on my face.

...
"Hey stud."

Silence.

...

...

She raised an eyebrow, "Is something wrong?"

More silence. I continued to stare at her, my unblinking expression unnerving her slightly.

"Hello..." she said waving a hoof in front of my face.

There was another moment of silence.

This silence stretched to an eternity.

"Daring." I said, my voice sickly calm, it made her take a step back in surprise and a hint of nervousness that contradicted her personality from what I have seen."

"Did you...take anything from my room." I didn't even ask her why she left without saying goodbye or checking me to see if she was alright before she left. The fact that she stole something was my main priority.

She didn't say anything, but her reaction told her answer of my question.

Her eyes went wide, and she flinched, like my words struck her core.

I closed my eyes before I gently climbed down from my stool and trotted to face her. I stared at her hard, we were nose to nose, a small blush came onto her face, as she leaned down and puckered her lips, in what i assume that is what she wanted.

I took a deep breath...using my anger as fuel, trying to use what...fluttershy called magic, to my advantage, trying to feel the feeling and combine it with my anger.

Slowly but surely my horn began to glow, and right before she kissed me.

Attempted to kiss, me, my horn glowed, and I attacked...

BANG!

Tried...

Tried to attack.

For the record, that bang was not my attack but rather my back impacting the wall as I was sent screaming across the room. Once again falling face first onto the ground.

Daring's eyes widened as she rushed to my side, "What the...are you alright.."

"Get...out." I said with a growl...

She shook her head vigorously, "I can't leave you like-"

She was cut off as I practically kicked her out of the building myself, I slowly got up and trotted slowly towards the door, "You're banned here, don't come back, " I shut the door. Once I locked the door I slumped down on my hooves clutched in my head groaning, now what's worse than someone stealing you're ps5 fucking up in front of someone whom you're trying to punish, that was just embarrassing.

Daring DO just stood there, frozen,unsure of what just happened she just stared at the door for what felt like forever What the buck just..

... just happened.

wait.. before she her mind traveled through different possibilities to why he would possibly be upset with her, she couldn't it wasn't her fault unless, no he couldn't possibly....have found out so quickly could he? he didn't even give her a chance to explain herself, not that she would tell him such confidential information. But still.

I walked out of the bathroom wrapping bandages around my forehead, before I slowly went back to the other room, climbed up my stool and slowly but surely I...slumped onto the chair, waiting.

"Yes..." to my first...stallion? What a surprise...my first stallion, "Welcome to my bar how may I help you."

"Your bar?" he asked,

"Yup." I said popping the p, he actually didn't look that bad to be honest, just like everyone else, but he was a male. I was happy just to see a male.

"How may I help you."

"You don't have a mare?" he asked.

"Nope." I said staring at him, "So this place is..."

"mine." I said, causing him to stare at me in slight awe, His eyes found my bandage, "You..."

"Accident..." I said..cutting him off, causing him to flinch.

RIght." He shifted nervously,

"May I have your name?" I asked tilting my head curiously.

"Carrot cake." I stared flatly at him.

"May I have your real name."

"C-carrot cake is my real name s-sir."

I stared at him for another moment longer, before I...rubbed my forehead again and sighed, "I...don't think I am ever getting used to the names, call me james, what are you looking for."

"S-some cider would be nice...."

"I see..." I walked back, and gave him some Cider... he handed me some bits, and I nodded in thanks...

"You seem like a great guy, your wife treating you right?" I asked.

"Y-yeah, but she can be too caring." he replied meekly, he flinched at mu harden tone, "E-er...not that their I am against it or anything."

"Carrot." I said sternly, but softly, "If you don't like it you can tell me."

"I-ts.." He took a deep breath before swallowing..."it's not that I don't like it...it's just...just that I....it's too much,"

I smiled at him, "was that so hard?" I asked

"Now answer me this, why is it too much." he swallowed thickly before answering.

"The cuddles, the kissses, the nonstop pampering, like I am somepony weak, I...I know we are weaker than mares b-but we are not toys...w-we...we can do stuff too!"

My smile grew...."Indeed we can, just look at me."

He looked at me and nodded slowly.

I got off of my stool and walked over to him, placing my hoof on his shoulder,

" Now here is what I want you to do.." I told him gently, " when you leave here, I want you to go to your wife, and explain to her...I want you to explain to her what you just told, me."

"I ...what?" the pure fear in his eyes, pissed me off for some reason.

"I want you to go to her and tell that to her face."

"She won't listen to me," he spoke barely above a whisper.

"Then you leave..."

"I will be looked down upon I...I still love her-"

"Listen to me." I growled cutting him off, "You want things to change right?"

He flinched but nodded, "You want things to change...then it comes with a sacrifice...my land faced similar problems in the past, people died, to make the world a better place...you want to be treated as an equal, you want future generations to be treated like an equal? You need...you need to make that choice, to stand up for yourself today. Understand me? And if your wife does not support you...she doesn't love you. Because that is what you need."

He still looked fearful, but I could see a spark of something, stirring, "I...I don't know..."

"Think about it." I said with a smile, "Have a good day, and I wish your wife a happy Birthday."

I went back to the counter, he stared at me for a moment longer...before he turned...and walked away.

As he closed the door behind him, my mind raced in impossible emotions.all at once, before I just took a deep breath, and leaned my chin back on the desk, sighing.

Author's Note

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A Royal encounter

Outside of the bar, stood Princess Celestia Ruler of Equestria and controller of the day and the night.

Slowly she took a deep breath, as she stared at the bar that was obviously made by a mare...but it was so different from her ponies....

The Building was so tall…so unique. That however was not on her mind She was interested to see this Alicorn stallion for herself. Whether or not he was a threat was up to what she observed. She trusted daring to do what she was asked but she as she had mentioned wanted to see for herself.

Princess Celestia slowly entered the bar, and looked down curiously, she slowly trotted to the end of the wall.

She waited patiently, but then heard the sound of grunts and pants. She hesitated for a moment but she continued to wait.

Princess Celestia waited and waited. However no one showed up. So...letting the curiosity get the best of herself, she decided to go to the source of the noise. slowly following the voice until she came across a door.

She opened it and froze. Her eyes widened as she saw an Alicorn Stallion slowly doing pull ups, He didn't have on any shirt revealing his muscles. though he was skinny and lean, he had a muscle tone that contrasted his form, showing a delicate and surprisingly delicious balance.

She swallowed thickly as she saw those muscles flex and buldge, the stallions pants his eyes held iintesity that even as a young princess, never before had she seen such intensity, such focus, it sent a thrill of excitement, a thrill of nervousness, this was it...her king she had finally been waiting for, her prince charming her-"

"What the hell are you doing here?" The stallion's voice cutting her off.

Oh right introductions.

Princess Celestia cleared her throat, making sure her throat was on display for the sexy stallion to see..

"Greetings your makesty.” She got on a knee and slowly reached out to take his hoof raised it up gently and planted a kiss on the top, "I am princess Celetia, CO-ruler of equestria, and controller of the sun."

"Oh..." Was all he said,”so your the ruler of this nation and don’t call me…he hesitated for a moment before he shook his head "I believe we have much to discuss."

"Oh indeed we do." She watched as he jumped from the two chairs and landed gracefully. He narrowed her eyes up and down...

Oh my ~
Was he checking her out?

Perhaps she-
"Your ponies swear on you a lot." he simply said. Cutting her off.

What boldness, so unexpected from a stallion that in which she liked.

She giggled, and made sure it was melodious, "A choice they made themselves."

"Right..." He drawled, "So Your highness, normally I would kick you out of this bar for daring to interrupt, or come across-"

"Your door was unlocked." Princess celestia, interrupted, amusement dancing on her lips, "Perhaps maybe if you do not want ponies, intruding upon your...work outs, or what ever...mmn, personal...."

He stared at her for a moment before she was practically kicked out of the door.

I was not in the mood for this, as I slammed the door shut and locked it. I slowly got dressed, before I made sure I took my precious time just to piss her off. I slowly but surely opened the door, her eyes never left mine. I raised my eyebrow.

"Normally my little ponies wouldn't dare, to lay there hooves on me. " She said in a low voice..

"I am not one of your ponies, nor am I little." I said gazing into a frown. "If you wish to be diplomatic than that is fine-

"Oh I can certainly see that..." Celestia chuckled throatly, as she sat down on the stool greatfully, "Very well if you have questions I should answer them, like why are my eyes so beautiful, like my wings why are they so sexy...or perhaps you'd like to talk about-"

"Why..." I hissed, "Are stallions treated like they are inferior to mares."

At my blunt unexpected question, she flinched. "I uh... beg pardon..."

I stared at her with such intesity, that my eyes were practically glowing, but they weren't.

She stared back...

THeir was an intense moment of silence, before slowly, and surely, she sighed..."I do not know..."

"What..."

"I do not know..." Princess Celestia muttered, her head low, "I....I....our socieity was always like this, even before I myself was born....Society was based upon mares being genuinely supeiror to stallions......from the hidden scriptures of old, to what I was raised by our mother Queen lauren faust, and from what she herself was taught.

I slowly nodded, "May I speak with this Lauren faust?"

"She is not around." Celestia murmmered, "But I assumed it had something to do with our father, something happened to him before we were fully concieved...."

"We..." I asked....

"Luna..." She chuckled bitterly, "A mistake I truly do not woish to talk about..."

"I stared at her intently, slowly anyalizing her behavior, it was real, it was genuinely real...despite me trying desperately to place the blame on a leader, and true, she was not perfect, and she could have done a lot more to improve, but I understand why she could not do it, she wanted to be the perfect image of a ruler for her ponies, and in return she dismissed everything else...which caused everything else....like the stallions to windol, as mares became agressive to them.

"I slowly looked down at her....before I trotted to her, and placed a hoof on her shoulder, "We all make mistakes." I said looking into her eyes, "But it is never to late to retrify those mistakes."

She jumped back slightly, "You do not understand, should I try my little ponies....they they..."

"As with every leader..." I spoke bluntly causing her to flinch, "Do you truly want what is best for all Equestria?"

"I...." she looked down, "I do...however I..."

"Then you will take that risk." I said flatly, looking to her eyes, "Their is a saying in my land, no victory no sacrifice..." I looked her in the eyes, "Prove to me your not a monster, regardless of what you have done in the past, prove to me you can change, even if just a single step..."

"I..." she trembled slightly as her mind raced, though she tried so hard to be...she was not perfect, not by far.

"I will try, but I want one thing.." Celestia said her eyes never leaving mine..."Just one thing...."
I raised my eyebrow at her, "What is it..."

"Come with me..." she slightly begged, "Be by my side."

I hesistated for moment, unsure of what to do or what to say, it was such a big request, but regardless of everything, sI could see her....the potential of her.... to change..

To be better...

But at the same time, it was such a huge step to take...

There was a moment of silence...

...
....

..

"I...

Short, Once step at a time

"I...can't I'm sorry." I said with a shrug of my shoulders, her heart sank at my rejection. "I...I see..." she muttered, turning to leave, but I placed my hoof on her shoulder stopping her.

"You seem like a good per-er...Pony..." I caught myself slightly, "It's not that you're not attractive, It...is a big step for me...and in my nation, we look down living with a person we just met, for obvious reasons."

She looked at me curiously.

"What kingdom do you hail from?"

"America." I said, looking at her. Princess Celestia frowned, "It may seem I never heard of such a kingdom."

"It's very far away." I said with a nod, "But, maybe we can start small, maybe like a date...show me around at least the local area."

Her eyes widened as her heart skipped a couple of beats, "Truly?"

I looked down trying to hide my nervousness; with me, I was never used to being the center of attention. I was attractive, or was I not, the couple of girls throughout my life, I managed to finally get the confidence to get a number. They never called me back, so I kind of gave up.

"Sure...but make no promises, I ain't being by your side yet, I still got a bar to run after all."

"YE-" she cleared her throat, "I-I mean of course...I would never stop you from such activities," There was a hint of admiration in her tone, I guess being the only stallion she has known to be so independent and owning stuff, "Very well what time shall I be here to pick you up?"

"Let's do tomorrow." I said, "As for the time, I am not r sure what your kingdom has for a.."

"8:00am." Princess Celestia informed, causing me to nod, "the time on your clock is correct."

I nodded, "Right, thanks." I looked down this time in thought before looking at her, "You can pick me up at 8:00pm, but be mindfull that in our nation the men normally pick the woman up?"

"Men?" Princess Celestia tilted her head, "I am afraid I am unfamiliar with such a notion, is that what you call the stallions of your land?"

"Something like that." I smiled mysteriously, "Now take care of yourself right?"

"Right...you as well."

I turned to trot behind the bar, Celestia caught herself staring right at his rear, she shook herself out of her funk, to turn and trot gracefully out the door. Using her magic, her horn glowed, as she closed the door and locked it .

As I got on my stool I placed my chin back on the table. I didn't know what to expect in the future, but the ruler seemed kind enough. I can't be by her side, I had just met her. I can't abandon my bar just like that, it is the only thing I got here.

I raised my eyebrow at what the princess just did, closing the door and locking it with the magic thing I had been trying to get down.

I saw the only perso-pony ever managing to do such a thing was Twilight,

Was it a thing only exclusive to ponies with wings and a horn?

Or was it something anyone was capable of learning?

It doesn't matter, as I was the one with the wings and horn thing too.

Regardless.

"I... got to learn how to do that."

It could be so useful to me.

Author's Note

Short chapter...sorry, I wanted to make sure the grammar was clean...extending it didn't seem right. How was it? All things considered? Post your thoughts in the comments below, I love to hear them, yall take care!

Well...

"We need to have him taken care of now."

"Twi?"

"There is no excuses."

"Twi I-"

""No stallion should ever be out there like that alone."

"Twilight-"

"The amount of trauma that stallion had to face."

Twilight was pacing back and forth, her eyes were focused, so intense beneath her glasses, as the dragon that she was with was sitting down on a table with a flat look on her face.

"Twilight don't you think you're over thinking it...he can't be that..."

"He was gorgeous..Barb." Twilight snapped to her, "He was different, and he was so proud to be different, I never felt a stallion touch me like he did..."

"Touch you?" Barb raised an eyebrow, "According to what I have seen, all of the stallions are dicks to mares, especially when..."

"Barb, language! And yes! most stallions are a little...shy, Barb, Shy...not dicks."

Barb rolled her eyes, Twilight sighed.

" He kicked me out of the bar."

Barb's eyebrows raised, "A bar, the stallion owns a bar?"

"No...I'm certain a mare owns the bar..." Twilight waved her hoof dismissively,

Barb raised an eyebrow,

"He was just playing..." Twilight trailed off...her eyes widening before a grin slowly formed on her face. "He was just...playing hard to get."

Barb looked concerned, "Er...Twilight?"

"Not now Barbara." Twilight said as she rushed out the door, "I got to tell the others."

As she left the door... Barbara's eyes widened as she heard another familiar scream from above.

"YES!

"Oh no." Barbara muttered as she slowly but sneakily walked to the door,before before bolting out

Back with me I was meditating.

Power comes from within.

Power comes to a response to a need not a desire.

Power comes from...your memories....

or...

Power comes from....your belly...right?

I think...

I...slowly closed my eyes feeling something deep within...my horn started to glow...

"Er... " a voice said...causing my eyes to widen, I instinctively turned just to see a bolt of white light shoot from my horn onto my chair...incinerating it instinctively.

"Don't scare me like that kid." I said as I looked at her, her eyes widened as she took a step back slowly...

"You're a dragon." I commented.

"Dragoness." she corrected warily, "Er..."

"Sorry about that." I said gently, "Names James...you just startled me."

"Right..." Barb said not believing me...as she stood too the distance, "Well...I was going to warn you about Twilight but I...guess you're in good hooves huh..."

"Yeah..." I said "Twilight is the purple one right?"

"Yeah...er...she is kind of freaking out over you, " Barbara informed, "She might try to take you by force."

"I prepared for that." I said... as Barbara glanced at the scorch mark where the chair used to be, it was smoking a little bit still. "Trying to anyways..."

"I see that." Barbara said flatly...

"Name?" I asked...

"Barbara..."

"Another normal name." I said with a small grin causing Barbara to snort, "Normal isn't normally a thing around here James..."

"I know," I said rolling my eyes, "SO are you the only dragon here..."

"The only one in Equestria..." Barbara puffed her chest up, "See any other sexy dragoness in the area?"

I chuckled, "A bit too young for me kid."

"I am 18 years old." Barbara smirked.

"Oh..." I said with a slightly raised eyebrow..slightly surprised, ."25, Still too young for me..."

"We will see about that..." Barbara grinned, before frowning, "Also why was my mom screaming earlier..."

"Your mother..." I trailed off...

"Princess Celestia..."

I stared at her flatly..."No way in Hell.."

"Don't know what the hell is but she is my mother." Barbara...said..."why was she so excited?"

"She may have asked me out earlier today." I said crossing my arms, "I may or may not have given her a chance."

Her eyes widened, "Does that mean I might have to call you daddy now?"

"Please don't."

She grinned, noticing my discomfort, "Awe why not, your dating my mom right? what's wrong with calling you-"

"Don't you dare..." I cut her off with a hiss.

"Or what daddy." she was enjoying annoying me for some reason, "Are you going to sp-"

"You know what since you are Princess Celestia's daughter..." I cut her off trying not to kick her out of my bar, "I am going to give you a pass ."

"A pass..." She growled playfully, "A pass to what?"

"I... " I paused and gave her a pointed look, "stop it...or I will force you out of the bar just like I did with Twilight and her 5 friends."

Barbara...flinched, "Sorry I was just kidding..."

"No you weren't." I said flatly causing her eyes to widen slightly.

"How did you..."

"I didn't..."

"You...." Her eyes widened even more before she smirked, "I like you."

"Thank you." I said flatly, guesturing for the door...."You can leave now..."

3 hours later.

A light blue pony with a pink mane stormed into the bar with a heated glare, "Welcome to my -"

"YOU!" She hissed...

"So your name is you." I said trying to remain calm ignoring her outburst, "How may I speak to you..."

"No you may adress me as cupcake!" she hissed, causing me to snort."

"What's so funny!"

"Your name is cup cake." I said with a smirk, "that has to be the most dumb and stupid name I have heard since I have been here."

She glared at me, "Where is your mare...I need to speak with her."

"I don't have a mare." I said flatly, I wasn't telling her about Celestia..

"You lie..."

"No I don't..." I said with a flat look, "Lady I..."

"No..she needs to be held accountable!" she hissed, "How dare she allow you to act like this around my stallion, he acts like a barbarian because of you!"

I stared at her confused, "Wait who?""

"You..." She forced me to the wall I didn't do anything do to my sheer surprised, before I pushed her back off...and pinned her down...her eyes widened at my surprised strength, a slight blush on her cheeks as she struggled against my hold.

"Now..."

"You...shouldn't be this strong." she hissed slightly....."How are you this strong..."

"Push ups sit ups and plenty of drinks..." I smirked....

"You lie!"

"Does this face look like a face that lies." I hissed my voice like steel causing her to gulp slightly, her cheeks getting slightly darker.. she continued to struggle."Let me go!"

"As long as you promise to act civilized." I said with a growl..."and you got to answer some of my questions, deal?"

Cupcake stared at me for a long moment, before her shoulders slumped slightly...

"Fine."

Author's Note

How did you like it! Yall take care okay? Post your thoughts in the comments, I love to hear them!

Wow...

"So..." I said crossing my arms, "First question...what makes you think carrot acted like a barbarian, ..cup..."

"That's Mrs cake to you..." she demanded,

"Of course cup." I said with a smirk causing her eyebrow to twitch, " Would you like a cup...of tea..? maybe a cup of coffee. or any other cups we have to drink here?"

"You're a flankhole.." she hissed,

"I am still waiting on the answer..." I said the smirk going away to a serious look, "What made you think Carrot acted like a barbarian?"

"He stood up to me!' she hissed, I raised my eyebrow, slighty amused, and slightly concerned for carrot at the same time, "And?"

"And?" Cupcake cried out, "You're not supposed to do that..."

"Good for him." I said with a grin, "he took my advice after all, so what did you do about it..."

"I put him on the couch." Cupcake said with a snarl, I blinked, before I sighed in relef, "Ok...that isn't the most abusive thing I thought you would do."

"What...what did you..." She blinked for a moment, before she stumbled back, "You....your a monster.."

"I'm a monster?" I asked flatly, "What did I do to make you think I am a monster huh?" I slowly went to a pulled out a cup cake that I had in the refridgerator...her eyebrows twitched...

"WHat....what are you doing..."

"I am eating a cup cake." I said with a slight smirk..

She growled, "That's not funny."

“It is to me." I said with a grin as I slowly took a bite, it was so slow it was unnerving, "This is some goood cup cake.."

Her eyes widened...as her cheeks colored again, "Stop it."

I took a deep bite again, "Mnn." I said closing my eyes, "So good."

Her cheeks turned darker, "I said stop!"

"Sorry I am just hungry." I said as I took another bite, "Mnn...this is so good, you know do you own a store that make cakes?"

"Well yeah...."

"Carrot is a lucky man...to eat such cakes every day.." I said taking another bite of the cupcake.

"He better be."Cup muttered "I wouldn't be his wife he wasn't so lucky..."

"I think I might visit." I said as I finished my cupcake, I love cupcakes, so...I might actually get a chance to try carrot's cupcake for once.”

That did it, her face turned beet red.

"How dare you...!" she cried out, "I am a married mare!"

That did it, I started to cackle with laughter.... she glared heatedly at me.,

"I....why are you laughing." She hissed...

"It was a joke." I said with a snicker,

"You..." she growled, "Celestia...damned... flankhole, what I hope you burn in Tarturus."

I am starting to assume that flank hole means asshole in this world. This day is getting...you know what I am starting to tolerate this world now..

"Do you want to buy anything before you go?" I asked curiously

"No not like anything you have is strong enough to remotely effect me." Cup Cake huffed as she turned to leave.

"Coward." I sing songed with a wicked grin, she froze she slowly turned her head back in a menacing growl, "What...did you just call me?"

"Did I stutter..." I said my grin growing wider, "You a coward, you a coward..."

"Strongest drink you have!" she snapped getting right in my face, Placing the bits or...slamming the bits onto the table, "Na."

"What!"

"I said no." My expression was serious, as I stared into her eyes, "You can't handle it."

"Like tarturus I can't." she growled, "I am the best mare you could ever have in this establishment."

"Er...no your not." I said rolling my eyes, "here...I gave her some vodka soda...try this..

She snatched the vodka from my hooves, "I will..." but her expression softened, slightly, "your one tarturus of a stallion I'll give you that."

"Thanks...I take it you'll be easier on carrot from now on?" I asked curiously, "He is a pony just like you."

"She faltered for a moment..."I...will try...but I make no promises."

"Good." I said with a smile,

"Take care cupcake..."

She smiled slightly, but didn't say nothing she just turned and walked off...

"Close the door behind you!"

"Yeah yeah..."

The door slammed shut with a loud noise causing me to chuckle.

3 hours later....

Twilight...slowly walked towards me... her friends behind me.. I raised my eyebrow...I looked at fluttershy whom gave me an apologetic look,

"Your coming with me." twilight hissed...

"No..."

"Oh..." she slowly pinned me to the wall.."I don't take no for an option nor was it a question.” Twilight whispered pecking me on the cheek, "you will come with me."

I was slightly flustered at this not gonna lie, as this was the first mare or woman period whom actually bothered to do such a thing to me. but I managed to regain my composure.

"No." I said kneeing her in the pussy which actuallly caused her to double over, "Oh wow..." I said flatly, "You do not know that no means no?" I picked her up gently, "Now do you have anything to say?"

Her wings were actually outstretched, it wasn't normal...I looked at her and she was acutually blushing... I looked at her friends they were actually blushing with the same reaction...

"Ok...that was hot..." Rainbow Dash grinned, "Can you do me next?"

I paused as I stared at rainbow for a long moment, before I kicked them all out of my bar...one by one...all but fluttershy because I like her...even though she had the same reaction as the rest of her friends.

"So fly how have you been."

She blinked for a moment before she tried to gain her composure, "E-er...y-es, I have been good....and it seems you have been handling yourself good as well."

"Trying to..." I said with a grin, "These mares are getting thirsty though,"

"I-I...yeah, but to be fair, you are a one of a kind stallion..." Fluttershy said shifting hooves silently, "I-I...mean not only do you not have a mare b-but you are also strong and capable of handling yourself...i-it is a trait stallions don't have and mares find it attractive."

"Well i am lucky to have you right." I said with a grin, she blushed slightly, "Y-yeah...lucky..."

"Do you want anything before you leave?"

"I-I...don't drink alcohol..."

"We have cider..." I offered....

"S-sure..." Fluttershy said as she slowly put the bits on the table, I gave that back to her...

"This one is on me." I said with a grin grabbing the cider and placing it on the table,

"I...really?" Fluttershy asked surprised.

"yes, " I said with a grin, "You were the first mare who was actually kind to me...and still are kind to this day so I gift this too you for free."

Her eyes widened before a small tentative smile slowly formed on her face. as she took the cider, "T-thank you so much."

I waved it off, as she turned to leave, she turned her head back slightly, "Have a good day James."

"Same to you."

Author's Note

How was this? Another fun chapter to write, post your thoughts in the comments! I love to hear about them!"

Interlude

Celestia ad Luna's parents... Queen Galaxia and King Solarius, stepped onto the planet Earth through a wormhole...despite their best interests to stay discreet...

The wormhole opened up in downtown area, drawing a lot of attention, espically on Galaxia, it was obvious she was an alien despite her being in human form. Her skin was blue.

"So This is were our future son in law originated from." King Solarius said with a look around, "Facinating."

Queen Galaxia glanced around taking in the sights, humans sure did evolved the last time they were here...more technological advanced...so vastly different then the past couple thousands of years ago when they first visited earth.

"I do not understand why the need to be here Solarius." Queen galaxia ignored the gaping humans, "I for one am not fond of this, the humans they are not worthy of..."

"We are not here for the humans we are here for our Future son in law." King Solarius said with a grin, "Try to keep up dear."

He let a squeal as he was smacked in the back of the rear by Galaxia... electing a few gasps..and even some whistles.."Don't tell me to keep up Solarius..."

"Why in the 9 hells would you do such a thing..in front of the humans..."

"You were dead for a while when I was on Equis as Lauren Faust." Queen Galaxia said with a flat but lustful slightly look, "I can do whatever I please with you."

A slight blush appeared on his cheeks but he fought it down, "a-anyways we should continue right...he glanced around slight nervously, "Excuse me...does anyone know of the human parents of James Harvey?"

there was a silence....before a young boy spoke slight mischeivious

"Which James are you talkin about?" he asked, "there are a lot of guys named james-" he was cut off as the being solaris recognized as a mare, most likely his mother placed a hand over his mouth and pulled him behind her, the fear in her eyes obvious.

"Thank you young one." Queen galaxia spoke causing him blush slightly and hide behind his mother..galaxia's lips quirked upwards but didn't say anything

"I know of James harvey!" An old friend of mine said raising a hand up ignoring the looks, "Follow me." she turned and walked out the door.

Queen galaxia followed with me closely behind... she noticed the way she moved, the way she carried herself, it was similar to a stallion...."Excuse me..." she spoke softly, "Why do you carry yourself like a stallion...you are a strong beautiful mare...you should carry yourself with dignity."

"Er...intense cosplay aside." my friend ignored her question and looked at her, "Why do you want james."

"Why do I...listen i know you have every right to be jealous..."

My friend laughed, "Jealous of him? his clumsy ass couldn't even... she stopped herself from saying anything else..."Nah we are just friends..."

"Friends." Solarius narrowed his eyes, "But according to what you have said, that does not sound like you and him are friends, "

She flinched slightly..."It's just the way we communicate honestly, he got a lot of growing up to do before he can take care of a woman."

"Shameful." Queen galaxia snarled, causing the woman to flinch, "It is not the stallion that takes care of the women, but the other way around, I understand the need for a stallion to be independent, however I can not ordain the thought of a woman is that what you call your females of your kind? let a stallion stress and take care of himself and you at the same time."

She stopped as she got close to her car and stared at her with widened eyes, "Er...wow...your built different." she coughed but she looked away, "I uh....difference in cultures...men are physically stronger than us."

"Blasphemous...can men carry a baby in their gut for a couple of months?"

"Well no...."

"Can they push them out themselves without complaining?"

"Well no...

"Do they have periods..."

"No..."

The more and more Galaxia asked the more and more my friend was getting very uncomfortable..."

"Last but not least. stallions do not have magical potential that we do... though they are capable of independence, they are incapable of providing for themselves, that is supposed to be a females job."

"Magic..." my friend trailed off, "Right... you lost me at that point...but I get you...I really do... but we humans can't beat men in any sort of physical contests well if we put the-"

"Sounds to me that you humans love making excuses." Queen galaxia cut off, "Your kind is pathetic..."

"I..." My friend frowned, "You know what what am I even doing arguing with an alien...you want to go to James house.. find it on your own damn time..."

Solarius shot his wife a glare, before he reached out, "Wait please..." He pulled her back. causing her to flinch slightly,

"Please forgive my wife.. our world is very different from yours...." Solarius pleaded...

My friend glanced between them before she shrugged and opened the car..."what is this...some type of metal carriage?"

"It is a car." She said slightly amused, "Names Lauren..."

"Call me your majesty..."

"I don't bow to anyone sorry." Lauren said unapologietically, causing Queen galaxia's eyebrow to twitch in annoyance wanting to burn this human alive for such insolence. another stern look from Solarius prevented her from doing so.

"Her name is Galaixa." Solarius spoke for her causing her to glare indignant..."I am known as Solaris..."

"Wow...next thing you are going to tell me is that you are rulers of our galaxy..."

"We are rulers of most of the universe yes..." Galaxia said pridefully, causing Lauren to stare slightly, "Alright then I did ask that question..."

As she got into the car confused she sat near the window, as did solaris,

"Put your seat belts on..." Lauren asked,

"What is this seatbelt you speak of..."

Lauren reached back and strapped them both in...."

"How dare you!"

"It's just a safety procaution.:" Lauren said with a roll of her eyes, but was actually starting to believe the alien thing, holy shit actual aliens! she wanted to scream in excitement but she held on to her composure....

And you know...actual hope was starting to form, maybe james was alive..

Author's Note

This was fun hope you liked it…take care and post your thoughts in the comments

Interlude 2

As the ride got to the home, Lauren slowly got out opened the door...and they got out...but she slowly pushed the door open with a key and the two opened up..."Hey Lauren..." My little brother said gently giving her a bright hug, "What's up.."

"Hey there Aaron." Lauren said grinning with a smile, hugging him back, my father was currently watching the game while the mother was cooking, hoofball..." Queen galaxia rose to sit next to my father, "IS this what you humans-" My father let a unmanly scream as he saw an alien sitting next to him, "An alien! An actuall mother fucking alien! Get the fuck out of our house now!"

"Dad chil..." Aaron said with a roll of his eyes, "She's a cute alien..."

"I don't give a damn if she is the most sexiest alien alive...get her out of this goddamn house!"

"Language John!" My mother scolded from the kitchen..."Hello dear." My mother said to Lauren, and her eyes landed on solarius, "take your shoes off the carpet.."

"AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE..." my fathers voice roared.

"Keep talking..." Queen Galaxia growled, "Your mouth is only meant for one thing eating puss-"

"What the fuck are you talking about..." My father hissed, "You out now!"

"I don't take orders from you." Queen Galaxia snorted, leaning back on the couch My father got in her face, causing her to actually flinch at the proximity.."OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE NOW!"

She should be annoyed...but she is starting to see how James is so confident now...how James is so independent...truly...this is one hell of a stallion, and by all means she should be angry, furious even, but she admits she is a little aroused..

"What if I say no..." she challenged, her eyes held a glint of amusement, defiance., and a hint of...well...you know..

"Darling please try to be cordial for once." Solarius pleaded stepping in between the two... pushing back

Queen Galaxia huffed as she sat down and crossed her arms under her chest...she glanced back at my mother, she was in the kitchen, "Control your stallion."

"he can do what he wants." My mother 's voice said bluntly eyes never leaving the stove,..."Lauren brought you here, without our knowledge, be grateful we didn't call the police the moment you refused to get out of our house under John's orders..."

Queen galaxia growled but a begrudging amount of respect shimmered through queen Galaxia's eyes... she sat back and watched the hoof ball...but much to her horror...males...instead of females..."WHAT IS THIS! YOUR KIND ALLOWS MALES TO PLAY HOOFBALL I-"

My father placed tape on her mouth to silence her, he turned to Solarius with a glare..."Keep your wife in check, and explain right now or I kick your asses both out you'd be wishing you were both in Canada..."

"That doesn't make any sense dad." Aaron said with a chuckle...

"Go to your room son.."

"I am 23." Aaron pouted, "Why can't-" One stern look from my father made him silence, , "Fine..." Aaron stormed to his room. Lauren knowing about my parents, slowly exited out of the building as quietly as possible trying to avoid the chaos that was about to unfold my father noticed, but paid her no mind, his eyes went back to Queen Galaxia

"We mean know harm, we are here because we wanted to get to know James parents." Solarius explained fromthe side his head down as he spoke, but before he could continue...

"Head up son." my father ordered, "You are a man! Not a woman head up"

Queen Galaxia tried to say something but her voice was muffled under the tape.. her glare spoke volumes of her current feelings.

"What's this about James?" My mother asked coming into the living room, "He has been missing for several days...his workplace was gone.."

Queen Galaxia ripped off the tape from her mouth, with a soft wince from the stingging pain, Queen galaxia slammed my father to the ground, pinning him slightly electing gasps and screams from my father and mother. My father headbutted her causing her to be dazed as he flipped her over, reverse pinning her to the ground, gun trained on her head.

"I suggest you calm down, before I blow your brains out." My father hissed, his training as a solider kicking in, "Explain now! where the fuck is James.."

There was a flush on Queen Galaxia's cheeks as she struggled..."My so dominant...I see now where james get's his strength from."

The gun was pressed deeper...

"Wait..." Solarius pleaded grabbing his arm,..."She didn't mean anything by it...different change of customs...and she was curious is all...James came to our reality due to a space anomaly....she mean't know harm..."

John's eyes were like steel as he gazed at her. His eyes never leaving hers, but one hand from my mother grounded him in the moment, slowly after finally hearing him out he let it go from her skull.

Queen Galaxia could throw him off...easily in fact, but a begrugding respect was actually beginning to form in her eyes, but her gaze never softened.

"You said an explanation...space anomaly...why do I not believe you..."

"Believe what you want." Queen Galaxia spoke gently but sternly, "It is the truth..."

There was a moment of silence.. a long moment...before...

"Is James safe..." My father spoke, there was a hint of vulnerability in his voice,

"He is safe..." Queen Galaxia spoke reasurring, "My little ponies will take care of him..."

"I do not feel reassured that horses are there to protect him" My father snorted.

"Oh I assure you...it is not them that it is not them that are the whores, but the stallions." Queen Galaxia chuckled, "And I believe my daughter can make a fine whorse in your son when their destiny for unity is fuffilled."

"My son is no simp." My father stated, "But...destiny can go to hell, and your daughter you said, you make it sound like they are together..."

"Hmmph and what if they are..." queen Galaxia stated amused..."what would you do about it.."

"The right of his women is his to choose from." My father stated with a sigh, "However he will not be forced do you understand me?"

"Fair enough." Queen Galaxia agreed, "I raised my daughter as a gentlemare...I assure you he is in good hands."

"Good..."My father got up from her and went to seat on the couch...he missed a good portion of the game, "Damn..."

Solarius and my mother breathed out a sigh of relief, before my mother went to the kitchen, King Solarius followed her curiously.

Queen Galaxia frowned, as she slowly sat up....this world was intriguing as it was different... one things for sure...meeting james parents were indeed interesting...

Author's Note

THis was fun, I revised the previous chapter and I hope this chapter is better, sorry I was in a rush at that time, take care! oh and comment your thoughts, love to hear them!"

Preperations

The following day in Equestria, everyone was unaware of what was happening on Earth. I was fixing my tie and about to go on a date with Celestia. It was morning, and My hair was soaking wet. I made my hair into bangs that went across my eyes and locks that went down my head, right by the end towards the tip of my neck. I had on a regular tuxedo, black and white, with a black tie. I looked at myself in the mirror; the tuxedo was way too big; maybe if I...hold on.

I got a pair of scissors from my drawers and began to cut, er...trim it...slowly, but gently and cautiously. It took a minute for me to get it on, but once it was on, I nodded my head and grinned. Perfection...

Slowly, I turned to walk out of the room. Celestia was ready in a gorgeous dress that showed like the sun itself. She was standing on the side, but I could tell that she was nervous. When she caught sight of me, she froze, and her jaw slowly dropped to the floor at the sight of me with my different hairstyle. It's a different look from a bushy shape up, that's for sure.

I slowly trotted towards her, my eyes filled with confidence as I raised my hoof for hers to take my arm.

She swallowed thickly and stared at me for a long moment before taking a deep breath. "You look..."

"I know it's not the best.." I smiled slightly, rubbing the back of my head with my other hoof, "I tried to"

"No..." she cut me off. It's incredible; I mean, I..." A furious blush spread across her cheeks. "I mean, never mind that, shall we?"

I chuckled at her reaction, "Yeah, sure...my arm is getting tired.."

"I ooh.." Princess Celestia chuckled as she looped her arm in mine, "You know...normally in Equestria, that is what a mare is supposed to do."

"Yeah...well..I'm not from here, remember?"

"Not from here...figured..." She then noticed a slight scab on my face, and her eyes shifted to a concerned look, "Are you alright? I didn't notice that before..."

"It's new."

Princess Celestia's eyes narrowed slightly, "I see....and did a mare do this too?"

"No...no mare..." I said, looking away slightly, "This was entirely my ...fault."

(Flashback...)

"Come on, come on, Come on." I ran at full speed ahead across the roof of my bar. "Confidence is key; work it like I mean it," I growled as I spread my wings wide. It's time to fly... fly high into the sky." The moment I jumped, I tripped.

"AH!" I was falling uncontrollably before I ended up faceplanting onto the ground below.
(Flashback end.)

Princess Celestia stared at me with wide eyes.

Honestly, I was surprised I was still alive, but I won't question it. That did give me serious trouble, and I still don't know if I am going to attempt anything like that any time soon.

"Oh by my mother!" Princess Celestia eventually gasped, "You're telling me you don't know how to fly?"

"No..." I said slowly, "In my defense, though, in my land, we didn't need to fly; we built things and used them for transportation instead."

"Little toys will not help you like your wings can..." Princess Celestia insisted, "I do not know what your land was thinking! Come, we shall learn how to fly immediately."

"What about our date?" I asked, slightly amused.

"I..." Princess Celestia paused for a moment, remembering why she was here in the first place. A sheepish smile slowly formed on her face. "I suppose I did get carried away; your admission caught me off guard."

"You're not having second thoughts, are you?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. "All because I don't know how to fly?"

"Oh heavens no..." Princess Celestia shook her head. "If anything, it just makes me want to be your mare even more."

"Not my mare yet." I said, hinting at a warning in my tone, "Remember, this is our first date; anything is possible with this one."

"Right, right." Princess Celestia sighed as she gently pulled me toward her with her magic, cradling me in her arms like a bride. I hated it because I wasn't accustomed to this position, and I knew I would never get used to it. I will make sure to let her know this too.

"Where do you wish to go?" Princess Celestia asked.

"I do not know anything about your kingdom," I said hesitantly. "How about...er...do you know the cakes?"

Princess Celestia blinked, before a small smile formed on her face.

I merely rolled my eyes, however the corner of my lips quirked upwards as well.

"I guess that's settled then."

"Indeed" Princess Celestia replied wistfully., "...perhaps while we are in Ponyville, we should visit my precious student Twilight sparkle in Ponyville's local Library, I am certain she would be delighted."

The smile left my face.

Author's Note

I hope you like it, love to hear your thought on this chapter! take care!

Welcome to Ponyville.

I stared as she slowly landed on ponyville, it was a bit shocking to the civilians as many people normally see her with her guards, Once we landed, I quickly got out of her hold and readjusted my clothing. Princess Celestia raised an eyebrow, at me,

I smiled after I straightened my tie, "In my land, we men prefer to be not to be carried by the women love that."

"The men I assume to be the males of your land?" Princess Celestia asked tilting her head slightly in amusement, "The woman I presume to be the same for the females?"

I nodded. as we slowly, as we walked, there horses er...ponies stared, ponies whispered, ponies gossiped, Stallions stared at me with wide eyes, while Mares were blushing. Some outright drooling at the sight of me, and some of them both of us.
Some were jealous of Celestia, while others were giving me a predatory look.

As we walked to through the streets, A pink pony suddenly blurred in front of us, "Hiya princess, oooh your dating James you lucky mare you! Oh, Oh. Oh, I am not jealous not at all, maybe a little bit, ok maybe a lot but. but hey, now I have to plan a welcome to pony Ville James and congrats on the relationship with the princess thing, or maybe I should do it the other way around huh, huh, huh?"

Princess Celestia giggled slightly at my flat look. Pinkie was talking way too fast; I heard her but come on man.

"She isn't my mare." I crossed my are- I mean my forelegs, standing on my hindlegs, "I am just-"

"We are working things out." Princess Celestia replied interrupting me with a nervous look, she flinched slightly at the look I gave her, it was not a nice one. I don't like it when people interrupt me, it's so disrespectful Ponies included

Pinkie glanced at us confused, before she shrugged her shoulders, "Well if you aren't in a relationship. She practical bounced behind me before she raised her hoof and smacked my ass, electing a lot of gasps, and a slight couple of whistles from the crowd, a grin on her face

"Pinkie like" she said with a tinge of desire in her cheerful tone before vanishing.

"R-right..." Princes Celestia took a deep breath clearing her throat, trying to ignore the anger growing within her from Pinkies actions, "Shall we be off then?" She raised her foreleg at me, she was slightly nervous. I had a frown on my face, even though I liked the feel slightly, I was a bit pissed off at the moment. Princess Celestia could sense I was unwell, and it only made her anger at pinkie grow slightly.

I stared at her flatly, my pride getting slightly in the way of being a man, but I swallowed it down. I shook my head, patted my hoof on her shoulder, before we continued to trot to the cakes, I went through the door, "Mr. Harvey!" Mr. Cake said with an excited grin as he rushed to greet me, before faltering at the sight of the princess, "I er... he bowed slightly at the princess your majesty."

"It's good to see you too." I said my mood slowly being better

"Greetings..." Princess Celestia spoke softly, "Where is your mare we would like to-"

"No." I interrupted her, smiling at him, causing her to raise an eyebrow at me, ha! not so fun to interrupt people, is it? now is it.

"We are in your care today Mr. Cake, show us what you got."

Mr. cake eyes widened, "But but..."

"Remember what I said?" I asked with a stern look, Princess Celestia looked between us slightly confused,

he nodded slowly a small smile slowly formed upon his face, "I should at least tell my wife..."

"How many events occurred here, that your wife did not tell you about?" I asked bluntly, causing Mr. Cake to flinch slightly, "Er..."

"Show us what you got." I repeated, he gave a quick bow, "Er yes, yes your majesty..."

"Just James." I said with a slight grin, "I told you that."

"A-and I told you to call me carrot." Mr. Cake said with a small grin forming on his face as well. As he walked to the counter to make things. Princess Celestia looked at me, then to Mr. Cake, then back to me. She had never actually seen me communicate with anyone before, and seeing me taking control, inspiring others to be better.

Seeing me actually giving strength to other stallions and inspiring them to be better actually made her like me even more. Perhaps even a touch of admiration. The fact that I was actually not afraid to stand up to her, or any other mare, or make my feelings none was actually kind of hot as well.

I noticed her look and shrugged slightly...before gesturing a hoof to her, "After you?"

"You know we need a lot to learn from each other." Princess Celestia said with a chuckle, "I as a princess cannot possibly go first, it is against my core as a gentle mare."

I stared at her flatly, but you could see small traces of amusement in my eyes, "Alright, fair enough," I shamelessly went first without care and took a seat on the stool. Not like my own, it was actually kind of refreshing in a way. Princess Celestia walked to sit down beside me, and the two of us sat down for a long moment looking at the menu, for a long moment, more colorful than what I am used too...

Cupcake walked into the front desk her eyes frozen slight at the sight of me, but more so the slight of Princess Celestia, 'Y-your majesty I didn't expect you to be here?" She stammered, giving Carrot a quick why the hell did you not tell me look, " Are you with James?"

"I..." Before I could say anything Princess Celestia wrapped a foreleg around my waist, I gave her a look slightly uncomfortable with the position, I pushed her slightly off of me, and giving her a clear look, not on the first date, ignoring how nice it felt.

Princess Celestia chuckled, "It's complicated."

"No it's not." I said placing my hooves under my chin, looking at the menu. Ignoring the shocked look from all three ponies at my audacity. What I didn't really see was the small ghost of a grin forming under Princess Celestia's muzzle.

Author's Note

Hope you like it, hope to hear from your thoughts, take care and have a nice day!

Crazy Developments

back on Earth, it was quiet really. The sounds of the air breath, as it was quiet, the only sound being played was her mother, as the mother was working from home. Beside my mother, King Solarius stood, "I never understood why the has to go to work, he should be the one at home," Queen Galaxia's words echoed through the dining area from the living room.

My mother raised an eyebrow, "Excuse me miss..."

"You may call me Your majesty."

"ma'am." My mother said causing queen Galaxia's eyebrow to twitch, "You dare ignore me so-"

"In the way this works." My mother said nonchalantly interrupting Galaxia's indignant reply to her dismission. "We both had an agreement before marriage, the roles we play to make our family work."

"And you allowed a male to pay the bills?" Queen Galaxia laughed, "How pitiful."

"One is supposed to play the part of paying the bills while another is supposed to look after the kids, raise them properly." My mother said ignoring her, causing queen Galaxia to frown. "When my children are old enough to head to school, i have a bit more time to myself, so I can get a job and help out my husband when I can."

"I do not know if I should be furious at your audacity or..." "Fascinating." King Solarius interrupted his wife, causing Galaxia to frown deeply, "So in your family works, is like a 50 50, both build parts to exceed in a marvelous way."

"That is correct." My mother said with a chuckle,

"Solarius!" Galaxia growled.

"My dear, with all due respect, you have lacked severe control since we got here." Solarius said giving her a stern look causing her to flinch slightly, "i had been quite for a while, but I do not wish for you to make a bad name for us, this is a completely different reality, the rules are different from our own, we should respect it, and while we are guests here, abide by it."

"You're expecting me to-"

"No... I am expecting you to keep an open mind and have a little tolerance." King Solarius replied my mother noticed the building courage, she knew something was up, somehow, he was too shy to stand up for himself, but she gave king Solarius an encouraging smile.

Queen Galaxia opened her mouth, then closed it, no words could come out, as she stared at him for a good moment, long enough for King Solarius to be nervous, eventually, in a few agonizing seconds that felt like an eternity, her lips quirked upwards, A small smirk slowly forming on her lips.

A visible shudder went down his lips.

"I like that." she said low and huskily, "You and me tonight, it is time for a very, thoro reward for your newfound strength. "

Both My mother and King Solarius eyes widened, king Solarius face turned completely red, and my mother whistled, "I was not expecting that." she patted King Solarius on the back before going back to work leaving King Solarius speechless as he stared at his wife.

Meanwhile back on Equestria, there was slight tension as Carrot realized there was something going on.... there was tension in between I and Celestia.... well, more specifically me....

"Is everything alright?" Carrot asked...

Princess Celestia opened her mouth to speak, but I cut her off, "yeah everything is fine." I said with a smile, completely ignoring her, Carrot noticed the slight flinch in her body, but I didn't notice, I was looking at the menu.

"James?" Carrot asked slowly, "Can I speak with you for a moment?"

I blinked confused, putting the menu down as I slowly nodded and trotted over to where carrot was, we walked to a more private location.

"Everything ok?" Carrot asked.

"Well...no.." I admitted, "I am not used to your...customs..."

"Well...that's fine but that's not what I am concerned about...the way you're treating our princess."

"I don't like her."

"Why..." Carrot asked tilting her head, "Did she do anything to you?"

"Well no." I sighed, "It's just the whole sexism thing it's that I don't care for...but the fact that the stallions, was it? Couldn't even stand up for themselves, the way the roles are played here is...unsettling to me."

"I see...and you blame the Princess for that." Carrot realized. I nodded silently, "Yeah, don't you? Well at least don't you think she could at least do something with all her power?"

There was a moment of silence, before Carrot replied thinking, "I...i don't think it's fair for the princess to take all the blame."

I flinched slightly, "What are you...."

"Don't get me wrong, she can help out a lot." Carrot sighed, rubbing a hoof on his head, "However, mostly I believe it's just society and general, we aren't slaves you know...well to her anyways, I feel like she gives us a choice to think for ourselves, she not a true dictator well she is but she isn't...she...she..." Carrot hesitated unsure.

"No, no I get it..." I said with a sigh, "So what you're saying is that Princess Celestia, doesn't force the issue, it happens on it's own."

"Yeah." Carrot said, a relieved smile forming on its face," I believe she does what she can. The princess is not perfect, but at the end of the day she can't control the way the mares think and behave."

"Right..." I said looking back at Princess Celestia, she was waiting patiently but she had a noticeable concerned look in her eyes.

"So, what you're saying is..." I hesitated...

"Just try to be more kind to her." Carrot said with a gentle smile, "Most stallions will kill to date her anyways, "

"I am not most stallions." I snorted. Carrot laughed, "You know what I mean." He patted me on the back, "You're not a bad stallion that I am sure, don't cause problems that are not necessarily alright, she deserves all the best..."

I flinched slightly as I stared back at Princess Celestia, before I smirked slightly, "When did you get all wise all of a sudden."

Carrot didn't respond he just smiled, I rolled my eyes, before sighing, "I will try, I don't know if I can fully...but...I will try alright?"

"There we go." Carrot said his grin growing, "Now go on, let me get your meal ready."

"

Author's Note

Hope you like it, post your comments I'd love to hear your thoughts.