A Sheriff Without A Cocksucker
With A Badge & Blue Balls
Hitch groaned as sunlight shined through the window of the station and directly into his closed eyes. He wasn’t ready to get up for the day, thanks to the thick piece of horsemeat throbbing between his legs. Anypony looking at the sleepy stallion would think he was dealing with a common case of morning wood, but the truth was Hitch had been dealing with this hard-on for what felt like days now. It was a struggle for him to get any sleep with how pent up he was. Hitch knew working as the only lawpony in Maritime Bay was going to be an adjustment, since he could no longer rely on Sprout to provide an extra pair of hooves, and the seaside town had many more residents now thanks to Unicorns and Pegesi trotting around. Hitch’s mind drifted to a fantasy of some nameless Unicorns dressed as lifeguards and running in slow motion on the beach. A smile formed as he imagined their plump flanks bouncing around, with their tails flicking up occasionally to flash their most private of places. He then saw nothing but moist marehoods and tight ponuts, enjoying the images until his cock throbbed and he rolled onto his back, shoving a pillow in his face while his sheets tented.
“Ugh! Get your mind out of the gutter, Hitch!” The stallion scolded himself. He really wished Sprout was here. The red deputy might have been annoying, but at least that mouth of his was good for something.
Hitch and Sprout had an agreement ever since Hitch had posed for that calendar. Evidently, Sprout was in the closet and had offered to suck the sheriff’s cock one day. Hitch was skeptical at first, at least until those ruby lips wrapped around his tip. The experience was better than anything Hitch could hope to accomplish with his hooves alone. Hitch thought about how smooth Sprout was when he used to deepthroat, and how good his tongue felt as it lathered his cock. Hitch forced himself to once again shake the horny memory from his mind. The last thing he needed was more fuel to keep himself rock hard. The stalled rolled off his hideaway bed and landed on his hooves before trotting begrudgingly to the bathroom. He was really getting tired of needing cold showers every morning.
A few minutes later, Hitch emerged from the sheriff's station with his cock safely soft and nestled between his hind legs. While it wasn’t uncommon to see a stallion’s stiff member, the last thing he wanted to do was draw attention to his predicament. The sheriff instead forced a smile so he could get through the day. The beauty of the scenery and the crisp fresh air was enough to distract Hitch from his naughty thoughts, and he decided to visit Sunny and check on her newly rebuilt Brighthouse. It would be good for him to get out of his own head and maybe share a smoothie with his closest friend. Hitch happily trotted to Sunny’s, making sure to wave and say hello to all of the ponies who greeted him. However, when the stallion made it to the Brighthouse, he noticed the front door was slightly open. Hitch slowly entered as his sense of justice was on high alert, slowly stepping through the house as he heard commotion in the kitchen.
“Izzy, please.” Hitch heard Sunny say. The sound of his friend’s voice calmed him down as it didn’t sound like she was in danger. In fact, she was giggling, which allowed Hitch to breathe a sigh of relief. He figured Sunny and Izzy were just playing around in the kitchen. Maybe they were even coming up with a new smoothie recipe, and needed a taster. Hitch’s smile returned as he walked closer to the kitchen.
“Hehe, I know how excited you were for a little hornplay.” Hitch stopped in his tracks when Izzy’s seductive tone entered his ears. There’s no way he heard that right. His horny mind must be playing tricks on him again. Hitch’s denial went into overdrive when Sunny responded with what sounded like a moan. Hitch crept closer and peered into the kitchen, hoping against hope Izzy and Sunny weren’t doing what hit sounded like. Unfortunately, Hitch’s eyes widened and a blush exploded on his face when he saw Izzy mounting Sunny over the counter. Both mare’s were facing away from the kitchen entrance, but that didn’t make the situation any less awkward for the stallion. Hitch’s mind started running a million miles a minute as he processed the scene before him. Turns out, Sunny and Izzy were way closer than he thought.
“Okay, fine. Just be careful back there.” Sunny said with a smile.
Hitch watched as Izzy moved down Sunny’s body, kissing her all the way until she made it to her flank. She took a few steps back, which is when Hitch noticed Sunny’s tail was out of the way, exposing her delicate and dripping marehood. The stallion quietly swallowed as he took in the sight, while his lower body quivered with arousal. Hitch then realized how inappropriate it was for him to be watching, but his hooves refused to budge. The only thing Hitch could do was avert his gaze, but when he tried that he caught sight of Izzy’s equally dripping pussy. As he examined the unicorn’s body, the stallion noticed that the tip of her horn was covered by a small, sleek, rubber ball.
“Relax, Sunny. A Unicorn’s horn is very sensitive.” Izzy said once she planted a big kiss next to Sunny’s Cutie Mark.
Hitch’s ears perked up and another shiver went down his spine when he heard that. The naughty thoughts he’d forgotten earlier were suddenly back with a vengeance, as the stallion tried to piece together what kind of sexual game Izzy was planning. Soon enough, the unicorn lowered her head down until the ball was touching Sunny’s folds. Izzy waited there until Sunny carefully tapped a back hoof twice, which signaled for her lover to move her head and push her horn deep into the Earth pony’s vagina. Sunny responded by moaning low and loud. As much as he had fantasized about being with a unicorn over the last few days, Hitch never thought of their horns being used like dildos for other mares to hop on. Stallion briefly wondered if those horns would feel as good doing up the hole that he hid underneath his tail. Regardless, Hitch looked on with eyes wide and mouth open as he watched the scene continue to unfold. Sunny was lifted higher up on the counter as Izzy moved her horn in and out of the slit that looked to be getting wetter and wetter. As Sunny’s moans grew louder, Hitch noticed Izzy using her hoof to pleasure her own soaking sex. Hitch was slightly jealous of her at that moment, since hooves were better at digging into pussy than they were at stroking cock. The stallion failed to realize his hoof was lightly petting as much of the underside of the cock that had grown erect beneath his barrel.
All three pony hips rutted along as they each experienced their own pleasures, though Hitch was trying not to make any sound that would give away his presence. It was easy given how much noise Sunny and Izzy were making as they kept their slow place. Hitch began to feel a little guilty, since he knew he wouldn’t be able to get off with just one hoof. He knew he shouldn’t be watching this, but his cock urged him to keep looking and rubbing himself. There was something tantalizing about watching a live donkey show with 2 mares, even if one of those mares was his best friend. Still, the stallion forced himself to slow down until he figured out a way to stop touching himself long enough to leave. However, the feeling was so good and the wet sounds and moans were making things more difficult. Hitch finally pulled his hoof away from his dick with all his might, only to stumble around and fall flat on his face with a loud thud. The stallion slowly opened his eyes, to find both mares staring at him in stunned silence that felt like it lasted forever.
“Oh. Hi, Hitch.” Izzy finally said with a friendly wave of her hoof. She seemed to be completely unaware that her horn was still buried deep inside of Sunny.
Hitch let out a scream that was immediately matched by Sunny’s, as both Earth ponies scrambled to get back on four legs. Hitch repeatedly apologized for having intruded, saying he didn’t know Sunny and Izzy were in that kind of relationship. Sunny yelled her own apologies about not locking the door or at least putting a sign up that she was busy. Both of them were talking over each other, with Izzy looking back and forth trying to piece together what each of them was saying. In his rambling, Hitch turned tail and ran out of the Brighthouse as quickly as he could. “See Ya Later Bye!”
Sunny and Izzy walked quietly to the front door not long after Hitch exploded out of it. His reaction was so extreme, that it took away from Sunny’s own embarrassment of the moment, while her unicorn lover just looked confused about the whole thing.
“So…should I lube my horn up for round 2?” Izzy asked, excitedly.
“Maybe later. He kinda ruined the moment.” Sunny said. She had another idea of how they could pass the time as she turned to re-enter her home. “But, I could make us some smoothies.”
“Oooh! That sounds great! I'm parched!” Izzy responded as she followed the Earth pony back inside. “By the way, did you see Hitch’s-?”
“Oh yeah.” Sunny said with a knowing smirk.
Hitch pranced down the road until his adrenaline calmed down and he slowed to a stop a safe distance away from the Brighthouse. His heart was still racing, so he peaked down between his hind legs to see his member still pulsing with stiffness. Hitch huffed, as he started getting annoyed with how active his cock had been over the last few days. He had half a mind to scold his dick for nearly embarrassing him in front of his friends. Too bad, the other half of his mind was still consumed with horny thoughts. In fact, being so close to his own dick, allowed Hitch to catch a whiff of the strong musk emanating off of it. A stray thought then popped into his head as he weighed the pros and cons of dipping his head lower so he could suck his own cock. Sure, he had never done it before and wasn’t even sure if he’d like it. On the other hoof, he knew how good it felt to empty his balls into a warm mouth, and his was the closest available. Without giving it any more thought, Hitch stretched his neck out and stuck out his tongue as his face moved closer to his tip. Unfortunately, the stallion was only flexible enough for his lips to just barely graze the head of his penis, with his tongue straining to cover more surface area. It felt decent enough, but Hitch knew he needed to reach further if he wanted to hit all of the pleasure spots of his shaft.
“This is hopeless!” The sheriff yelled to the sky, before lowering his head in defeat. He really wished he had somepony to help him out with this. However, the odds of that happening weren’t great. He wasn’t about to ask random strangers if they would suck him off, and he was too embarrassed to ask one of his friends for such a favor. It wasn’t like a luscious pair of pony lips was just gonna fall right out of the sky, right?
“Heads up, Hitch!” The stallion looked in the direction of the voice that just called out to him. It was Pipp, and she was coming in for a crash landing. Hitch ducked, allowing the Pegasus to narrowly miss him as she landed roughly.
Hitch opened his eyes as he heard the sound of rustling leaves behind him, and looked back to find Pipp struggling inside a bush. The stallion instantly ran to the other side of the bush where he saw Pipp smiling awkwardly. “Pipp, are you okay?”
“Oh yeah, I'm fine. Sorry about that. Still getting used to flying.” Pipp said, trying to sound as nonchalant as possible. She moved around frantically for a moment and came to the conclusion she was thoroughly stuck.”Would you mind helping me out of this bush?
“Sure thing. Let me just give ya push…” The words died in Hitch’s throat as he went around the back of the pegasus and saw how exposed she was.
Sunlight casted on Pipp’s plot angelically, with her tail providing no cover since it had also gotten caught in the bush. Hitch took in the sight of yet another pony pussy, but this one looked to be slightly more presentable than Sunny’s or Izzy’s. A naughty thought entered the stallions mind, as he wondered if Pipp ever presented that part of herself on camera. After all, she was an influencer so he figured she had a steady stream of fans who wanted to pleasure themselves to every part of her. This line of thinking caused Hitch’s cock to throb once more, but the stallion still recognized how much Pipp needed his help in that moment. Pushing aside his own arousal, Hitch noticed each of Pipp’s wings caught on a branch, and placed a hoof on each wing to try and push them free. The stallion audibly gulped as it looked like he was mounting the influencer, and tried not to think about how inappropriate this would look if anypony walked by. Hitch closed his eyes to try and keep his thoughts as pure as possible, but that was difficult with how much his hard cock was rubbing against Pipp’s flank. On top of that, both ponies were grunting in rhythm, which made it look even more like they were having sex. For Hitch, a part of him wished that they were regardless of the situation they were in. He had been pent up for so long, and the heat of Pipp’s pussy felt so nice against his cock as he involuntarily rubbed it against her. The stallion prayed for this to be over soon, since he couldn’t imagine how embarrassing it would be if Hitch busted a nut all over Pipp’s back. Sure, it would definitely feel amazing in the moment, but then he would have to explain why she was covered in his sticky white seed. The thought was equal parts appealing and horrifying, and Hitch found himself struggling again to hold back his primal instincts. With every buck of his hips and the feel of that slick marehood, the stallion would groan as he felt himself close to the end of a race he didn’t want to finish. Luckily he put more force into his front hooves, which caused a few twigs to snap as both ponies tumbled out of the bush together. They were both panting as Hitch opened his eyes and found himself laying on top of Pipp. Hitch immediately jumped off and tried to act as professional as possible.
“Uhh…look at that, you're free! Careful where you fly now!” Hitch said, trying his best to not look Pipp in the eye as she got up. Normally, he would check to see if she was hurt, but talking to her was getting more and more awkward given what they had almost just done.
“Yeah, uh…Thanks!’ Pipp offered tentatively. It was all she could think to say, even if a part of her considered asking Hitch if he wanted to join her later for a nice roll in the hay. She thought better of it considering how flustered the stallion was, though his embarrassment did little to diminish his impressive hardon. Because Hitch wasn't looking her in the face, Pipp could stare at his meat for as long as she wanted.
“Well, have a good dayW” Hitch announced as he turned to ;eave. He was desperate to get back home and be done with this very awkward day.
Pipp’s eyes finally looked up when the stallion's penis was out of view. She was a little disappointed, but she enjoyed watching Hitch’s flank as he walked away from her. A mischievous idea then popped in her head and she thought of somepony else who would enjoy a cock like that. All she had to do was send a quick text.
Hitch casually walked down the road until Pipp was out of sight. After that, he gradually picked up speed until he was sprinting. He just wanted to get back to the station before anypony else noticed his boner. Luckily, no one seemed to pick up on why the sheriff was running, so he made it inside his home without much trouble. After he entered the station, Hitch stood on his hind legs and pressed his back against the doors to make sure they were closed. His eyes were shut as soon as he walked in so he was surprised to hear another voice greet him.
“Howdy, Sheriff. Is that part of your uniform or are you just happy to see me?” Hitch’s eyes snapped open as soon as he heard the teasing voice of Zipp. He saw her sitting on his desk with her hind legs crossed and a teasing look on her face.
“Zipp! Wh-What are you doing here?” Hitch asked. He’d be lying if he said it wasn’t good to see her, but he still had his cock out and pointing right at her.
“Pipp messaged me. Said you helped her out of a bush.” Zipp said as she hopped off the desk and sauntered over to Hitch. “She wasn’t kidding when she said you had a nice cock.”
“Pipp said that?” Hitch asked as the blush returned to his face.
“Sunny and Izzy said the same thing.” Zipp revealed, casually.
“You talked to them too?” Hitch asked louder than he wanted too. It was beginning to dawn on him just how much he was showing off today.
“Well, I like to be thorough in my investigations.” Zipp said with her face mere inches from the stallion’s now. “Anyway, I thought I'd give you a nice thank you for helping out my sister.”
Hitch’s cock stiffened at that comment. The stallion couldn’t believe his luck. After such a tough day, was he finally going to get his cock sucked for the first time in ages. He watched as the pearl pegasus lowered her head down to his balls. He then felt that wonderfully warm and wet sensation as Zipp dragged her tongue slowly between his balls and all the way up his shaft. Hitch moaned loudly. Despite how pent up he was, he enjoyed how slow Zipp was in servicing her tool. She gave him a wink as she neared his tip, making sure to hum in satisfaction as her tongue went back into her mouth and she savored the taste of his cock. Hitch closed his eyes and waited for her to keep going.
“Whelp, all done!” Zipp said smugly.
“WHAT? THAT’S IT?!?!?!?” Hitch yelled. He was so confused and got back on four legs as he watched Zipp walk past him.
“One sister, one lick. Maybe I’ll give you more next time. See ya.” Zipp walked off before Hitch had a chance to say anything else.
He stood there, stunned, and with his cock harder than ever as he tried to process what just happened. He knew Zipp liked to tease him but this is ridiculous. However, he somewhat admired that about her. Maybe someday they could be friends with benefits. For now, Hitch trotted to the bathroom for another cold shower. Too bad there weren’t any ponies in the bathroom he could have sex with, that would be just what he needed right about now.
