There's a Pony in My BED!!
"In our latest developments, the new aliens have established an Embassy here in the United States as formal Treaties of Friendship have been signed by our President and their Monarch, the Princess Cel—"
The TV clicked off as I set the remote down and went back to pumping iron. I was in the middle of a curl set when more news of those aliens had started, and I wasn't interested. As I grit my teeth and strain to complete one more rep with the seventy-five-pound weight, I scowl to myself, thinking about them.
It all had to be bullshit.
As I set the weight down and pick up my towel, I shake my head at the audacity of the situation. We're supposed to believe that (a) aliens are real, and (b) they're little, talking horses?! Oh, I'd seen plenty of them on television, but I'd also seen how CGI and AI images could appear to be completely lifelike, so I wasn't fooled for a second! What I couldn't figure out was the benefit of making us believe such garbage. What's the point?
As I head towards my stairs to go up and take a shower, I just happened to look out the window.
And freeze.
There's one of them out on my sidewalk! I turned around, rushed out my front door, and stood on my porch, staring at it with my mouth hanging open. I'd never seen one in real life, even after all this time, because as far as I knew, they'd only been seen in major cities like New York or D.C. This was a bright pink one with a fluffy mane like pink cotton candy, and I could hear it...singing to itself as it bounced past my home!
Then, it must have noticed my staring, for it suddenly stopped before it was out of sight, turned, and looked back at me.
And smiled.
I was broken out of my stupor when it came back, cleared my low picket fence with one bound, and landed on my property! "Hey! What do you think you're doing?!" The tone of my voice apparently didn't faze it, for the smile never left its face as it bounced up to me. Now, I'm a pretty big guy and well able to defend myself, so I wasn't too worried about a creature this small attacking me...but even so, I took a step back as it stopped, and smiled up at me. I frowned. "The fuck do you want?"
And that's when its scent hit me. The smell was exotic, like candy and freshly baked cookies all at once...but it wasn't overpowering. It was only when it batted its eyes at me that it dawned I was looking down at a female! Her eyes were large and a deep blue, with long eyelashes that fluttered against her face as she winked up at me, and then her eyes roved over my body! As I was still dressed for my workout, I was only wearing my shorts and was bare-chested...and the...hungry...look she was giving me was one I'd seen before...
But it couldn't mean the same!
I took a step back. "I...don't know what you want, but I don't have time for...whatever this is. So, get lost..." As I started to close my door, the alien stepped forward and placed a hoof on it, then stuck out her bottom lip and laid her ears back as she made "puppy dog" eyes at me. I hesitated for a second...then I said, "Nah," and closed my door.
I shook my head as I went upstairs for my overdue shower. Aliens are fucking real...I guess the government wasn't bullshitting us after all...
As I completed my shower, I stood naked in my bathroom, drying my hair, when I suddenly heard movement! I wrapped my towel around my waist, grabbed the heaviest thing I could find (the toilet plunger), and cautiously swung my bathroom door open.
And froze again.
For there, laying across my bed and giving me that same look, was that freaky alien! I scowled and dropped the plunger. "How THE FUCK did you get in here, and WHAT THE FUCK are you doing in my bed?!" I shouted. But she only smiled back at me, then moved the hoof she'd placed in front of her lap out of the way and spread her back legs...exposing a pair of...tits?! They were in the wrong place and weren't very big...but they were definitely a pair of sizeable knockers! What the hell is going on?! Is this alien bitch trying to...seduce me?! Outside of her boobs, she looked like a character from a kid's cartoon...but she sure wasn't acting like one! I stomped over to my bed and leaned over her. "Look, I don't know what you're expecting or if you can even understand me, but this is too freaky!"
Then, she did something that caught me completely off guard: she sat up, leaned forward, and slowly stuck her face in my crotch! I was frozen in shock once again as I looked down and watched as she closed her eyes, inhaled deeply, and sighed. With only my damp towel between her and Little Joe, I could feel her hot breath through the fabric...and it was starting to have an effect! I quickly stepped back after a moment, but by then, I was jutting against my towel, which she noticed! Her eyes grew wide as she stared at my junk, then she licked her lips and climbed off the bed. It was then I noticed she had an ass like a dump truck...a fat, naked ass...that jiggled as she closed the distance between us and rubbed her face against my towel again. This didn't help my erection one bit...or rather...it made it worse, as Little Joe began to have a mind of his own! All my dick knew was a chick was breathing with her mouth on him, so he responded as if she wasn't a freaky alien. In other words, I was as stiff as a flagpole and throbbing as she put her face in my crotch again and started...moaning...
My heart was beating like a rabbit, and my cock was so hard it was beginning to hurt, so I told her, "...I guess we're doing this..." and took off my towel. My dick plopped down over her face as she...giggled...then she stuck out her tongue and...licked my balls. I stiffened and sighed, "...ahhhhhh..." She giggled again and really got to work, licking and slurping each of my balls until they were dripping with her spit, and then ran her hot, wet tongue up my shaft. My knees started to buckle at the incredible sensations this alien slut was doing to me...which made her smile. Before I knew what was happening, she stood on her back legs, gripped me by my hips, and lifted me off the floor! My mouth fell open again as she casually turned and sat me on the bed...
"Holy SHIT you're strong..." I whispered, but she took no notice of my awe and instead snuggled in between my legs, gave me a half-lidded look, and licked my cock from base to tip once more. As she reached the head, she winked at me, and then, with one smooth motion, took me all the way into her throat. She kept her sultry gaze on my face as she started bobbing her head up and down while holding my thighs apart with her front hooves and the "glurk...glurk...glurk...glurk..." sound of my cock being deepthroated by an obvious expert at cocksucking filled the room. "That...that's it...kee...keep sucking...s..s...slut..." I moaned, as I felt my orgasm approaching. I began to buck my hips as I felt my balls getting ready to release what I knew was going to be the climax of my life! This seemed to excite her, for she started sucking harder and bobbing her head faster, until I grabbed her by the head and screamed, "I'm CUMMING!!" then exploded into her mouth!
She closed her eyes and went, "MMMMM!!" as she swallowed again and again as I kept thrusting my cock down her throat over and over...but I couldn't stop cumming! I had never had my cock sucked like this, and I didn't know if she had some kind of power or if it was just her incredible dick-sucking skills, but it took well over a minute for her to drain my balls of every. Last. Drop! When she was done, I fell on my back onto my bed, thoroughly satisfied...and drained! She slowly pulled my cock out of her mouth with a >pop!< at the end, then giggled at me. I slowly raised my head and wearily spoke.
"That...that was...incredible!" She smiled, gave my cock a kiss, and then turned for the door. "Wha...wait! Where are you...going?" She stopped, looked over her shoulder, waved at me with her tongue sticking playfully out, and then was gone. I was too weak to follow her, but I could only hope I'd see her again.
Ponies know how to suck a dick!
