Amanda Todd in Equestria

by Signia

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Human, Comedy
Length: 1101

After Amanda Todd's death, she finds herself in a new world - Equestria!

Amanda Todd was this one chick who was sad so she killed herself. Then, she found herself in Equestria. How will she deal with this new adventure? How many ponies will get to see her breasts? Will I get to be one? Find out in "Amanda Todd in Equestria" by Rob Schneider

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-14 21:09:21 UTC

And then there were tits.

---------Amanda---------

"Finally, I get to escape. I get to be free. Free from all of this cyber bullying. If only I hadn't shown my breasts to a stranger online. If only the picture hadn't spread around. If only it hadn't been all my fault. Finally, I get to be free"

Amanda, being fed up with what had happened in her life that she totally didn't have coming to her, then began to commit suicide in a method that the Canadian Horsey Police wouldn't release to the public before this was written. Her world began to fade to black, and then... She found herself in a colorful cartoon world, still completely alive.

"God dammit."

---------Celestia---------

Tea. It's hot, it's relaxing, and Celestia was drinking it in her room. That is, until she felt an otherworldly presence in Equestria. HER Equestria. Not that whorebag Luna's Equestria, no. It was HER Equestria. Therefore, she would only allow what she wanted in it. She did not like otherworldly things, so WHY in the BLOODY TARTARUS was there something otherworldly in HER Equestria?

Now that she thought about it, there seemed to be a lot of otherworldly things happening since whorebag Luna returned. Of course, this wasn't Luna's doing. Luna was much too stupid to be able to do anything. Bloody fat whore of a horse, that Luna. She had fucked the moon. The bloody MOON! Granted, being stranded on something for a thousand years would be pretty lonely if you know what I mean, but still. She FUCKED the MOON.

'Sorry, I got off topic. Wait, who am I apologizing to, and why has the narrator made me talk instead of him? Anyways, ever since Luna's return, strange thing were happening in the middle of Equestria. Also, around that time, the Elements of Harmony have been complaining to her about "feeling watched" whatever the Tartarus that was supposed to mean.'

'Now, what was the otherworldly thing THIS time?'

She used her magic to find out what was wrong, because magic works like that.

"Ah. Another one of those humans. Great, how many of the Elements of Harmony is THIS one going to have sex with?'

---------Fluttershy---------

Fluttershy was in her cottage, massaging her clit. Quietly. But then, using her super Flutter-convenience powers, she heard somepony in the distance mutter. "God dammit."

Excited to (quietly) be a part of this major plot point, she made her way to the location that the muttering took place. Quietly.

---------Rainbow Dash---------

*Brain awoken from sleep mode*

*Tits detected*

*Locating...*

*Location complete.*

*Tits are just outside of the Everfree forest*

*Nearby landmarks: Fluttershy's cottage*

*Retrieving emergency Applejack*

After a quick flight to Sweet Apple Acres, Rainbow Dash returned with a dumbfaced Applejack in her hooves.

*Targeting Tits. All systems ready.*

*3*

*2*

*1*

*Liftoff*

With a Sonic Rainboom, Rainbow Dash and the emergency Applejack blasted off again. Towards the general direction of Fluttershy's cottage.

---------Applejack---------

Duuuuuuh........ Apples!

---------Rarity---------

Rarity was enjoying this marvelous day. It was absolutely wonderful. Yet she was so, so lonely. Why should such an endearing pony such as herself have to be so lonely? But then, she saw Rainbow Dash's magnificent Sonic Rainboom.

"Well, it looks like it's about time to "make a dress" if you do know quite what I mean. Tee hee!"

And then she ran (in a way that she wouldn't get dirt on her, because that would be just awful) in the direction that Rainbow Dash was flying towards.

---------Pinkie Pie---------

Hey. You. Yeah, you, looking at the screen. Shut up, don't rage in the comments, and just deal with it. You know you secretly find this absolutely hi-fucking-larious. So please, shut up and enjoy the film. Erm, story.

---------Twilight Sparkle---------

"Dammit, Griffin! I don't know HOW we hold things, we just DO! UGH! Wait, that was a Sonic Rainboom. That must mean... Titties! Quick, to the Egghead Mobile!"

---------Spike---------

"Yeah. I know. She's crazy. Oh, by the way, I'm the main character. No, really, I am. Trust me. I'm a dragon.

---------Angel Bunny---------

"Dafaq? wy i be in hurr dogg? i dnt evn lft, i cnt fite u irl"

---------Spoonicorn---------

SPOILER ALERT! I EVENTUALLY GET TO THE GOOD PART! OR DO I? ISN'T THE WHOLE THING THE GOOD PART? OR ARE THERE JUST NO GOOD PARTS AT ALL? I DON'T EVEN GIVE ANY FUCKS!

---------Amanda---------

Amanda suddenly had the feeling that she was about to experience something interesting. Even more interesting than that one time she revealed her breasts in a chat room with her friends, because only people who AREN'T whores do that.

First, she saw a shy looking pony with wings. Quietly.

Then, she saw a rainbow circle go through the sky like magic, and there was a blue pony with wings. It looked kinda gay. Oh, and it was holding a stupid looking orange pony. She got the feeling that the orange pony was incredibly pointless.

After that, there was an explosion of light that she thought should be called a "mobile" of some sort. Where the explosion was, a fat purple horse with a spiral dildo coming out of its head was standing.

And even after that, a prissy looking white horse ran up. It also had a dildo on its head.

She was confused and scared. Why was she suddenly surrounded by horses? Why was the pointless orange one there? She didn't know what was going on. Thus, she did the only thing she knew how to do.

She lifted her shirt. And showed her tits. It was glorious.

And then Twilight shoved her horn into Amanda's vagina. Rainbow Dash started rubbing her crotch on Amanda's hard nipples at mach 5. Rarity used her magic to make Amanda start shitting herself, because Rarity is turned on by that, trust me, I'm a doctor. Applejack sat there like the useless waste of space she is, and Fluttershy sat there rubbing her clit. Quietly.

Then, Celestia came, and shit got real.

"Public exposure is against the law! ONE MILLION YEARS, DUNGEON!"

And so, Amanda was forced into the dungeon. She was devastated. Again she was being bullied for something that TOTALLY wasn't HER OWN DAMN FAULT. She knew what she had to do. She stuck her hand really far up her (not so) tight, 15 year old pussy, grabbed whatever she could, squeezed, and pulled. She died again...

And found herself on the front page of 4chan, specifically on /b/. And there were trannies EVERYWHERE!

---------Pinkie Pie---------

Pinkie Pie closed her book.

"And that, my dear bronies, is how Equestria was made."