Home Alone 2: Lost in Smallville

by Dinomite123

St. Gerald's Christmas Pageant

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Our story begins in a big house on a winter night in Gotham, a huge family was rushing around the house because of a trip to Florida.

Like before, there were two couples who were brothers and sisters in law. There were nine kids who were siblings and cousins. But there was one who was main one of all...young Flash Sentry.

"Anyone seen my sun block?" Trixie asked.

"What's the point of going to Florida if you’re gonna put on sun block?" Starlight teased.

"I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted." Sunset groaned.

"Great. Now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin." Snips joked.

"He's jealous because he doesn’t tan. His freckles just connect." Sliver Spoon said.

Tender Hooves walks by, drinking a can of soda.

" Hey, hey, easy on the fluids!" Cranky said "The rubber sheets are packed."


Meanwhile, Young Flash was in his parents' bedroom, watching a lottery host show on TV.

"Honey, are you packed yet?" Celestia asked.

"Yes." He answered with a tape recorder.

"Everything I put out?"

He answered the same question with the tape recorder.

"Oh, did you see what your grandma sent you?"

"Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?"

"Close. Inflatable clown to play with in the pool."

"How exciting. Why Florida?" Flash asked sarcastically. "There's no Christmas trees in Florida.

"What is it with Christmas trees? " Celestia asked.

How can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree?"

"We'll find a nice fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree."

Then Flash see's the world's greatest plaza hotel in Smallville on TV. Then Sombra comes in.

"Where's the camcorder battery?" He asked.

"I put it in the charger."

Sombra knees down and accidentally unplugged both the charger and the plug for the clock, setting it back to twelve.

"How does my tie look?" He asked.

"Good."

"Hey Flash, you better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant."

"My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man."

The couple stare at him.

"Whatever that means."

"I'm sure he was kidding." He chuckled. "Just, uh, run in there, get your tie, get out, and don't look at... Anything."

He got up from the bed and quietly sneaks to the bathroom where Uncle Cranky was taking a shower. He hears him singing a song and decides to tape record the whole thing.

"Get out of here, you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!" Cranky shout peaking through the curtain.

Flash grabs his tie and dashes out.


Later...

[iChristmas tree

My Christmas tree

Lit up like a star

When I see

My Christmas tree

Can loved ones be far

Christmas tree, I'm certain

Wherever I roam

"Flash's solo's coming up. Tell Matila." Celestia whispered.

"Flash's solo's coming up. Tell Cranky." Sombra whispered.

"Okay. Cranky. Cranky!"

"Christmastime means laughter,
Toboggans in the snow,
Caroling together, With faces aglow,
Stockings on the mantel,
A wreath on the door,
And my merriest Christmas,
Needs just one thing more

Little did he know, Snips was playing a prank on him by swirling around the fake lighted candle around his head. Everyone was laughing, making Flash think that they were laughing at his sing. When he turned to realize it was Snips, he pushes him causing everyone falls in a heap. And the fake Christmas tree to fall onto the piano lady.

"Flash!"

The curtain closes on Flash.


"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure I might have caused you."

Everyone was in the living room, Snips and Flash were forced to apologize to each other

"My prank was immature and ill-timed." Snips said.

"Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious." Cranky snorked.

"I’d also like apologize to my brother. Flash, I'm sorry."

"Oh, Snips. That was very nice." Celestia smiled.

Everyone clapped.

"Flash, do you have something to say?"

"Beat that, you little trout-sniffer." Snips whispered to Flash.

But Flash wasn't in the kindhearted mood at all.

" I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Snips humiliated me." Flash cried. "And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you’re all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your Florida trip gets wrecked or not. Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?

"Flash."

"You walk outta here, you sleep on the third floor." Sombra warned.

"Yeah, with me."

"So, What else is new?"

"You better not wreck my trip you little sourpuss." Cranky said. "Your dad's paying good money for it."

"Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate."

Flash stormed off.

"What a troubled young man."

Flash is now up in the attic by himself.

"They're all a bunch of jerks." He said.

Celestia walked upstairs to talk to Flash.

"Hi. Last time we tried to take a trip, we had a problem just like this." She said.

"Yeah, with me getting crapped on. I don't care for your choice of words."

"That's not what happened. Snips apologized to you."

"Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer."

"He didn't mean it. He was just sucking up to you. Okay, why don't you just sit up here and think things over? When you're ready to apologize to everyone, you can come down."

"I'm not apologizing to Snips. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!"

"Then stay up here all night."

"I don't want to go down anyway! I can't trust anybody in this family." He cried. "You know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. Alone, without any of you. And I'd have the most fun of my whole life."

"You got your wish last year. Maybe you will this year. I hope so." Celestia said as she left

Flash lies in bed feeling down and upset, he just wish he doesn't have be bullied or be punished. He just wanted to be alone again.

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