A corrupted perspective

Discord woke up in Cadance's bed after a long nap, and was awoken to the sound of someone knocking on the door.

"Come in." Discord answered in Cadance's voice.

Then Shining Armor opened the door.

"Did you have a good sleep dear?" Shining Armor asked "his bride".

"Why yes...... Yes I did." "Cadance" assured the captain.

"Good, because we have a big day ahead of us. We are going to plan the wedding today, and the invitation was just sent to Ponyville, meaning Twily and her friends should arrive in about an hour." Shining explained, as "Cadance's" eyes widened in realization.

"Twilight and the others are coming today?" "Cadance" asked Shining for conformation.

"Yes, in less then an hour. And you'll be able to see your favorite foal to sit for. Isn't that wonderful dear?" Shining asked "Cadance".

"Yes...... Wonderful......" "Cadance" exclaimed with a forced grin, as Shining grinned back.

"Come on, we better get ready for the day." Shining told "Cadance", as they both walked out of the suite.

Discord cursed inside his head, he hadn't really thought things through all that well.

While he was able to flawlessly replicate someone else's appearance down to a tee, his one glaring flaw was that he couldn't replicate their personality.

No matter what, he will always be a crazy Draconequus bent on chaos.

If Twilight were to encounter him, she would catch on quickly that "Cadance" is not Cadance.

He would be exposed, and they would get the elements to blast him back into his stone confinement, which he wasn't powerful enough to steal like last time.

And his entire plan would be all for nothing.....

No! He REFUSED to go back to being an outhouse for pesky birds who flew past him, things were going to change, and he wasn't going to let the six bearers ruin it for him this time!

So he had to think of a plan.... He knew Twilight was too smart for her own good, he knew he couldn't fool her.....

But maybe he could use that to his advantage......

"I'll be right along with you dear, there's just a few things I need to think about going forward." "Cadance" told "her" groom, as he gave a nod and went in the opposite direction.

"Oh, and when you're not too busy, why don't you stop by my room for a little.... playtime?" "Cadance" suggested, as "she" gave a few winks at Shining Armor, who grinned at "her" style of word play.

"I'll consider it." Shining stated before leaving, leaving Discord to chuckle over the realization that the captain was probably horny enough to sleep with him BEFORE the wedding.

Later.....

Discord walked into the alter to see if everything was prepared, only to bump into Princess Celestia herself.

"Hello Cadance, are you excited for your special day?" Celestia asked what she assumed to be her niece.

Discord tried to hold in a scowl, as he was supposed to be her niece, so he had to treat her with respect, despite how lame it was.

"Oh, you have no idea. I have been waiting for this for a very, long time..." "Cadance" stated.

"I'm glad to hear that. Everything is decorated appropriately for the wedding, if that's what you came to see." Celestia told "her niece".

"That's wonderful!" "Cadance" exclaimed.

"Indeed, and I believe that Twilight and the others should have arrived a couple minutes ago.... Why don't you greet Twilight back, I know you'll be excited to see her." Celestia said.

"Oh I will, and I think she may be excited to see me too....." "Cadance" assured, as "she" left the alter to look for Twilight, as Celestia stared with a warm smile.

Eventually, Discord made his way up to the bridge where Twilight and Shining were conversing.

"You're marrying Cadance! You're marrying Cadance! You're marrying Cadance!"

Discord overheard Twilight jumping for joy, until she ran into him.

"Yes? You called for me?" Discord pretended that he didn't overhear their conversation earlier.

"Cadance! Sunshine sunshine! Ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!"

"Umm, what are you doing?......." Discord intentionally didn't use the song and dance, hoping it would trigger a reaction.

"Cadance it's me! Twilight!"

"Right, sorry Twilight but I don't have time to gallop in the sunshine right now, maybe some other time..........."

"What?............"

And with that, Discord had Twilight right where he wanted her......

"I'll be at my post, while Cadance checks in on the wedding preparations. I'm sure we all feel that it was wonderful that you and your friends get to spend this wonderful occasion with us, right dear?"

"Why yes, dear........" "Cadance" assured "her" groom. as he tried to hide a smug smirk from him and his sister, as he and Shining left to their posts.

'Catch you later, TWILIGHT.......'