Summoned to another world, RGREby MatterlightChaptersPrologueChapter 1Chapter 2PrologueTwilight?” Spike asked glancing at me then back to her, "Why is there a male Alicorn in our living room?" "Why Spike?" Twilight said excitedly, "Because I brought him here of course." "Without my concent I might add." I said playing along, but still angry, "Why have you brought me here?” "Why because you need the proper care..." Twilight said with a hoof pressed onto my chest, "Upon Princess celestia's night, all of our mares have our stallions taken care of, but I didn't believe it, I-" "Twilight wanted a coltfriend and she couldn't get one because everypony was taken." Spike interrupted with a deadpanned tone, cutting her off it didn’t take him long tor realize why I was here, which was impressive to me at least. So that’s why I was here. "SPIKE THAT'S NOT-" Twilight blushed slightly, "That's not what I was trying to do I-“ "I like you." I said to the dragon spike was that his name his stride is dope seems like a chil dude, The dragon took a step back, "Woah dude, don't swing like that." "Not like that." I said with a roll of my eyes, "So are you an actual dragon or ..." "Yup." He puffed up his chest. "Twilight's number one assistant." "Cool."I said with a grin, "Now would you care to show me this, obviously new world around." "World?” Twilight actually beat spike into asking that, "Yes twilight horse." Spike snorted as Twilight blushed brightly, "Wait how do you know my name." "That is...actually your name?" I asked incredulously. “I was going based upon your color but..." "Oh I thought-" "I know it's unpopular opinion, but the world doesn't revolve around you twi." Spike interjected amused. "Shut up spike." Twilight hissed, turning to me, "You got a lot of explaining to do." "No...I don't." I said crossing my arms, causing twilight's eyes to linger, "First of all who the fuck are you?" "Buck....not fuck." Twilight corrected. "Who the fuck are you." I repeated causing twilight's eyebrow to twitch as spike stiffled a chuckle. "I...am Twilight . Sparkle....Princess of friendship.” she puffed her chest up proudly. "I.." I paused for a second."Wait Princess of friendship?" "And personal student of Princess Celestia.." I was about to respond when I was tackled to the ground and pinned by a blue blur.. Sonic the hedgehog is that you? "Rainbow Dash!" Twilight cried out, "Get off of him this instant!" "Oh...him?" She looked at me curiously, then at Twilight, "Twi- you didn't tel me you have a baby daddy!" I choked on my spit as SPike started to cackle with laughter. "Spike this isn't funny." "Yes it is," Spike cackled, "That's exactly what you brought him here for." Rainbow stared at spike for a moment, his words registering in her head, before she started cackling with spike. THis...rainbow...I assume was her nickname, after I got my composure together, I slowly looked her up and down, unfortunately she seemed to notice. "You like what you see stud?" Rainbow smirked as she flexed her wings, "Rainbow!" Twilight cried out, "What...he's obviously checking me out...she grinded a little on me causing me to groan as I pushed her off of me. "Stop that." I said with narrowed eyes, "First of all, I was not checking you out, I never seen a blue horse, especially one with such Rainbow colored hair." "DId you just call me a horse!" She growled lowly. "I did.." I snarled, "You got a problem with that?" "Not if It's with you." Rainbow smirked. Pure silence. Twilight's jaw was dropped, as her eyes was twtching madly, spike was just confused slightly at this....but the whole situation was still very funny to him. "What?" "Right..." I said with a flat tone, noticing there is something I am not understanding here, "i am going to leave.." "Wait you can't go..." Twilight panicked, "You you..." "I can't go..." I got into her face, "Are you going to make me?" She blushed brightly at this, and stammered for a response, Rainbow whistled her eyes were on my ass, unashamedly not discreet about it. "I...I....I..." I slowly turned and trotted out the door. Twilight stood frozen for a moment, Twi...hey twilight!" Spike waved a claw in her face, trying to catch her attention, Rainbow looked back at where I left before looking at Twilight, "Hey twi...you mind if you share...I-" She was cut off as Twilight snapped her gaze to Rainbow, "Absolutely bucking not!" She rushed out the door, "Wait you can't leave, you're a stallion as an alicorn! What if someone sees you." Rainbow stared after me for a moment before turning to Spike who was still kind of smirking. "So...you wanna give me a clue of what happened little buddy?" "Well....Twi....wanted a husband." Spike said with a shrug of his shoulders, "So she was trying to figure out how to get one, but all the stallions here are taken, in by a herd, or by a mare." "So she decided to bring one over here?" Rainbow wasn't a stallion magnet either, though she would never admit it, but even she wouldn't go through such desperate lengths to get a stallion of her dreams...now maybe she can just steal Twilight's stud or maybe convince her to form a herd for him "Yup." Spike popped the P Meanwhile with me...I was glancing around curiously, this place was cute, adorable, hard to take anything seriously, but I had to take it seriously because I was in unfamliar territory, I was also focused on not tripping over my fee- I guess they are hooves now? weird, every couple of seconds... I don't remember much before I got here, all I remembered was rubbing my eyes after I put my robe, when I had just finished taking a shower for the night. Before I found myself within a blink of an eye, at a different location. And by different, I mean...different. "I noticed a lot of mares actually openingly staring at me, with blushes on their faces, they did not look like the mares at home tht is for sure, more....peculiar. I don't think I am on Earth, no that was far sure...my main focus right now, is trying to get back home... Trying. It's going to be harder than it looks. Author's Note Hope the grammar was slightly better, post your thoughts take care Chapter 1"OOH A new pony!" A hyperactive voice...well...hyperactive on crack voice responded according to my ears, as some cotton candy haired pink pony was in my face I did not squeal in surprise, I would never admit that. It was a very manly scream, not a squeal. "Hello! Nice to meet you! My name is Pinkie Pie-" Pinkie pie? what kind of name- "-Do you like parties! I like parties, do you like cakes! OOh so do I! I don't think you have the kind that I make in Amarica! Oh OH YOur an alicorn! Are you a prince Are you realated to princess Celestia are you are you mmmmph-" I put my hoof on her mouth, "Breath girl." I said wide eyed, "How can you speak all of that so fast, and how did you know I was from amarica." She licked my hand causing me to retract it in disgust, "Mmm tasty, anyway how do I know I don't know, but I got to go!" Pinkie lashed onto me, gave me a big giant-but before her lips met mine, I put my hoof on her lips backing away, "Nah, personal space ma'am." "Oooh a stallion playing hard to get I like that." Pinkie pie said with a wide grin, causing me to shudder, "Anyways-" "PINKIE!" Twilight's voice rang from the distance, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY STALLION!" "Opperoonie, she seems angry.....see ya later james!" In a burst of pure speed, she became a blur, zooming away. I had to blink with what I just saw. "Wait...how did she know my name." "She's pinkie." Twilight said catching up to me, "Don't question it, You mister, back to my library now." "I told you before, " I said with a hard stare, "Make me." She flinched slightly at this "I...you...unbelievable...most stallions would-" "I am not most stallions." She grabbed me forcefully with her magic but I was able to escape on instinct, I sidestepped her, before I flapped my wings, Ok time to fly, I got to believe...if I believe I can do it then...I can. With a flap of my wings, and a bending of my back hooves, I managed to launch myself in the air. Ia m doing it, I am doing it I.... I started tumbling back down, till I fell face first into the ground, I groaned. "All the more reason that you need help." Twilight said trotting towards me, "You can't even fly." "Rub it in." I muttered my face stil in the dirt, "I'll have you know we had no need for these wings where I am from." "so what you used your hooves to walk from place to place? Long distance, that's ridiculous!" "No we built things." I said with a sigh, "We built things and we used what we built to our advantage. "Oh? Do enlighten me." a regal voice spoke, causing both our heads to snap to the source, I noticed all the horses in my sight were bowing....I stared at the majestic pony in front of me, she had the biggest neck I ever seen, and not only that...why is her hair blowing! It's not even windy! "Who the fuck are you?" Silence. "What are you doing!" Twilight hissed,"That's our ruler?" "She isn't mine." I retorted flatly. "She is over 1000 years old and controls the sun." Twilight growled "I guess she told you that lie?" I asked amused, And you actually believed her when sh-" Twilight actually looked like she was going to explode, which was kinda funny if I was going to be honest. I turned to Princess Celestia, I at least assume that was her name? I expected her to be angry at me, but she was actually amused? Huh. "Yo." I said with a raised hoof in greeting, much to the shock of the other ponies around me, Celestia merely chuckled, slight throatly, "So your the....alicorn I heard so much about from my precious student." "She told me about you...bad things I hope?" I asked flatly. "Oh no...I assure you it was all good." Princess Celestia chuckled, "Let's talk a bit more private shall we..." "How about we not talk at all." I said turning and walking away, "Please leave us." Princess Celestia told Twilight, "Give us a minute." "I yes...Princess..." Twilight said backing away, Princess Celestia followed me. "So Princess Celestia huh, "A normal name besides spike." I said amused. Horses actually stared at me shocked from the audacity or whatever, I didn't care. I don't really bow to anyone. Besides, I knew she was looking at my ass. Princess Celestia chuckled, "Yes it is a strange thing upon our culture but I assure you...it makes the things all the more interesting does it not?" "No." Princess Celestia actually smirked, she reached out, wrapped an arm around my waist, bringing me close, "You are devilishly-" I punched her in the face, it didn't really do anything much to my disappointment", but it did make her flinch and step back in shock. "Princess or not no one touches me like that understand!" I hissed. I turned and walked away. Princess Celestia stared at me in complete shock, nopony ever had te audacity to....do such a thing in her presence. By all means she should be angry, however Instead of being angry, a grin slowly formed onto her face. She trotted faster, meeting my steps as I tried not to step on my hooves. "What land do you hail from?" "It's a place called Nunya." I said flatly. "Nunya?" Princess Celestia asked slightly confused, "Intriguing name I never heard of it-" "Nunya business." I finished intentionally cutting her off. Princess Celestia almost fell over at that... she chuckled, "You will spill your beans one way another." "Yes I do have a fart incoming hold on." I said pausing mid-step *Vroooop!* I farted, the noise echoing as we made our way to where no one was watching, I was still walking. Princess Celestia looked amused, much to my disappointment again as she licked her lips. "You're disgusting." I said flatly, "What...I am over a thousand years old, I can't admire my own kind's way of passing a new one?" Princess Celestia asked in a sultry tone. "Why don't we-" I pinned her against the wall her wings Outstretched, her eyes widened at my unexpected and bold move."LISTEN here." I growled, "I GOT NO TIME for your games, " my voice was more calmer in the last line, "I am lost, I am alone....in an unfamliar land-" In an unfamilar body but I didn't tell her that. "Kidnapped without my consent." I hissed, "If you cannot take me seriously then, get the fuck out of my sight." Princess Celestia flinched slightly, my agressiveness slowly turning her on, "I have a suggestion," Princess Celestia muttered her eyes trailing up and down my form, "I will help you, but you must consider one thing..." "What." I hissed, she kissed me gently on the cheek, "Be mine....be my consort." Silence.... A moment of long silence....before...I punched her in the face. Cutting her off as I let go of her, "You're still not taking me seriously huh." I said with a growl, "So much for the help of the ruler of this place, Just leave me alone, I will....figure it out myself." I left. Celestia stared at the spot where I left, never before had she had such dissrepect. Never before had she felt such rejection. Never before had someone dared to talk to her or harm her in anyway that he had done; by all means she should be angry, she should be pissed off. However, as her eyes never left my rear as I stumbled out of sight in the distance, a silly, ear...to ear...grin slowly formed onto her face. It was kind of creepy should one actually look on it.. "Soon....that rear will be mine." she mumbled as she slowly stood up, "It matters not if it takes time." Her horn glowed brighty before she vanished in a flash of golden light. Author's Note I had so much fun writing this chapter eheehe! Anyway how did you feel about it! Post your thoughts!" Chapter 2The next day. "Look ma'am I just want some coffee..." I said insistent,The pony behind the cashier shook her head, "Sorry but alicorn or not stallions aren't allowed to buy anything without their mares approval, I need to have proof of your mares identity and -" "I got no mare." I hissed, "I don't want a mare, now give me the damn coffee." "By celestia's tit's you don't have a mare?" "Celestia ain't got no tits don't swear on her ass like that it's fucking weird." I snapped causing her to flinch, "Give me the coffee, my head is starting to hurt!" "Langauge!" She hissed, "Stallions shouldn't be talking to-" A pair of bits were thrown onto the desk, I blinked as I stared in shock at the mare behind, me, "It's on me Star Bright." she said Star bright, that is an even worse name than Rainbow Dash. "Oh he is you're stallion Miss cheerlee." The pony blinked surprised, "I didn't think you had a stallion, the...now named Miss cheerlee didn't say anything, she just trotted out. I stared at her curiously, turning to my coffee I struggled to take it in my hooves, so before I embarrassed myself, I just sipped the whole thing down, in a couple of big gulps, now I was full. I put the coffee in the trash, it took a lot more effort than it looked because I was trying to keep the balance; as I was used to hands. After a minute of walking around I accidentally bumped into someone, "Ooh, er...Sorry." A purple pony said getting up to her hooves, "Sorry about that she picked me up, Oh my a stallion as an alicorn," "Please don't make a big deal about it." "I well if you decide against it." she said "though you are kind of handsome." "Thank you." I smiled, before realizing who she was, "You're the one from before..." She nodded, "Yes, that would be me, on behalf of Star's attitude I apologize." "It's fine." I said with a slightly surprised look, "Not really anything new around here." "Unfortunately." The pink pony said with a sigh, "I just wished they treated stallions with more respect." I tilted my head with curiousity, interesting. "I am kind of new to this place, would you mind showing me around?" "It would be an honor." the purple pony said with a smile raising a hoof to grab my own, as she placed a kiss on it. "My name is Cheerlee just Cheerlee, I believe Star already mentioned it though. " "Another slightly normal name." I said with a joke, "Names James." Not minding the reverse culture here. "Ooh that rhymes." Cheerlee said with a smile, "Well follow me then ' guess I will show you around. As we walked, I marveled at the way she walked, it was so different from everyone else, so different from the way they were all thirsting at me, I could also tell that many of the ponies seemed envious, of her, She didn't seem to notice, her gaze was fixed on the environment around me as she explained everything in very good detail. She seemed very smart. "So what do you do." I said with a hoof on the back of my head akwardly "Me, Oh I'm a teacher." Cherelee answered turning to face me, she seemed very proud of her proffession, "Right at Ponyville's school house. "How about yourself?" "How do you know I work." I said a growing smile on my face. "I don't." Miss cherelee replied with a confused tilt of he head, "Maybe I shouldn't have asked or...Oh I am sorry I..." "No no no-" I placed my hoof on her lips, "Don't be sorry alright?" I said with a sigh, "I...get a little bit tensed, "Yes...I work, " "A fresh change of pace." Cheerlee said with a sigh as well, "I wish....all stallions were like you" "All?" I asked tilting my head "Well...all stallions are meek as you put it..." Cheerlee tried to find the right words to describe them, "Well, it's hard for them to find the strength, I guess they don't need it when mares do all the work, but still, it would be nice to see a stallion that can be independent." "I live with my mother." I said with a raised eyebrow, "That's not entirely independent." "It's not a bad thing." Cheerlee said with a smile, "It just means the right mare didn't steal you away yet." Right." I said rolling my eyes, "And here I thought you were different." "Well..,I am just speaking based off of societies expectations, they aren't really my thoughts. Cheerlee chuckled, I nodded, as we walked, well it was nice meeting you..." I said with a smile, "But I am afraid I must be going." "Off to meet the princess?" Miss Cheerlee asked "Hell no." I said rolling my eyes, "No I am...guess around..." "Well see you around." She said with a smile.. "See ya." I said as she turned and walked away, I stared at her for a long moment, I was actually very confused, did a mare...actually treat me normally for once...such a thing seemed impossible the moment I got here, but this world is a big place I assume so maybe...maybe I... I was caught off guard as I was smacked into the ground, "Watch where your going dweeb." "You're the one who knocked me out!" I hissed, pushing her off, "What the fuck are you, you ain't like the ponies here?" "Neither are you dweeb...you look like the holier than thou princess." The thing replied, well it was harsh to call her a thing as she did look adorable like everyone else in this world, but still she looked kind of like a bird, a weird bird, "Point taken." I said with a chuckle, rasing my hoof, "What you expect me to kiss it? Fat chance..." The thing snorted, I laughed, "No not at all, names James." "Gilda," She shook it, "and I am a griffin your mares didn't teach you anything?" "I don't have a mare," Gilda raised an eyebrow, "Like tarterous I'll believe that." "Tartur-what? I asked flatly, "I don't have a mare, don't need one." "Your either very brave or very stupid." GIlda chuckled, "but keep up like it dweeb, your a nice change of pace." "I am not a dweeb." I hissed with a smirk growing on my face, "got that." "KLike Tarterous you are." Gilda smirked, not backing down, "You look like a dweeb, but you a cool dweeb, I don't say that to anyone, don't tell anyone I said that." I laughed, as she turned to walk away, "see ya around James." I smiled "You too." I said with a grin as she walked away vanishing into the distance, I was smiling, two people, one of another race, and both of them treated me normally, things were looking up. I skipped silently into the distance. Author's Note How was this? I had a lot of fun with this chapter too, post your comments I love to hear them.
PrologueTwilight?” Spike asked glancing at me then back to her, "Why is there a male Alicorn in our living room?" "Why Spike?" Twilight said excitedly, "Because I brought him here of course." "Without my concent I might add." I said playing along, but still angry, "Why have you brought me here?” "Why because you need the proper care..." Twilight said with a hoof pressed onto my chest, "Upon Princess celestia's night, all of our mares have our stallions taken care of, but I didn't believe it, I-" "Twilight wanted a coltfriend and she couldn't get one because everypony was taken." Spike interrupted with a deadpanned tone, cutting her off it didn’t take him long tor realize why I was here, which was impressive to me at least. So that’s why I was here. "SPIKE THAT'S NOT-" Twilight blushed slightly, "That's not what I was trying to do I-“ "I like you." I said to the dragon spike was that his name his stride is dope seems like a chil dude, The dragon took a step back, "Woah dude, don't swing like that." "Not like that." I said with a roll of my eyes, "So are you an actual dragon or ..." "Yup." He puffed up his chest. "Twilight's number one assistant." "Cool."I said with a grin, "Now would you care to show me this, obviously new world around." "World?” Twilight actually beat spike into asking that, "Yes twilight horse." Spike snorted as Twilight blushed brightly, "Wait how do you know my name." "That is...actually your name?" I asked incredulously. “I was going based upon your color but..." "Oh I thought-" "I know it's unpopular opinion, but the world doesn't revolve around you twi." Spike interjected amused. "Shut up spike." Twilight hissed, turning to me, "You got a lot of explaining to do." "No...I don't." I said crossing my arms, causing twilight's eyes to linger, "First of all who the fuck are you?" "Buck....not fuck." Twilight corrected. "Who the fuck are you." I repeated causing twilight's eyebrow to twitch as spike stiffled a chuckle. "I...am Twilight . Sparkle....Princess of friendship.” she puffed her chest up proudly. "I.." I paused for a second."Wait Princess of friendship?" "And personal student of Princess Celestia.." I was about to respond when I was tackled to the ground and pinned by a blue blur.. Sonic the hedgehog is that you? "Rainbow Dash!" Twilight cried out, "Get off of him this instant!" "Oh...him?" She looked at me curiously, then at Twilight, "Twi- you didn't tel me you have a baby daddy!" I choked on my spit as SPike started to cackle with laughter. "Spike this isn't funny." "Yes it is," Spike cackled, "That's exactly what you brought him here for." Rainbow stared at spike for a moment, his words registering in her head, before she started cackling with spike. THis...rainbow...I assume was her nickname, after I got my composure together, I slowly looked her up and down, unfortunately she seemed to notice. "You like what you see stud?" Rainbow smirked as she flexed her wings, "Rainbow!" Twilight cried out, "What...he's obviously checking me out...she grinded a little on me causing me to groan as I pushed her off of me. "Stop that." I said with narrowed eyes, "First of all, I was not checking you out, I never seen a blue horse, especially one with such Rainbow colored hair." "DId you just call me a horse!" She growled lowly. "I did.." I snarled, "You got a problem with that?" "Not if It's with you." Rainbow smirked. Pure silence. Twilight's jaw was dropped, as her eyes was twtching madly, spike was just confused slightly at this....but the whole situation was still very funny to him. "What?" "Right..." I said with a flat tone, noticing there is something I am not understanding here, "i am going to leave.." "Wait you can't go..." Twilight panicked, "You you..." "I can't go..." I got into her face, "Are you going to make me?" She blushed brightly at this, and stammered for a response, Rainbow whistled her eyes were on my ass, unashamedly not discreet about it. "I...I....I..." I slowly turned and trotted out the door. Twilight stood frozen for a moment, Twi...hey twilight!" Spike waved a claw in her face, trying to catch her attention, Rainbow looked back at where I left before looking at Twilight, "Hey twi...you mind if you share...I-" She was cut off as Twilight snapped her gaze to Rainbow, "Absolutely bucking not!" She rushed out the door, "Wait you can't leave, you're a stallion as an alicorn! What if someone sees you." Rainbow stared after me for a moment before turning to Spike who was still kind of smirking. "So...you wanna give me a clue of what happened little buddy?" "Well....Twi....wanted a husband." Spike said with a shrug of his shoulders, "So she was trying to figure out how to get one, but all the stallions here are taken, in by a herd, or by a mare." "So she decided to bring one over here?" Rainbow wasn't a stallion magnet either, though she would never admit it, but even she wouldn't go through such desperate lengths to get a stallion of her dreams...now maybe she can just steal Twilight's stud or maybe convince her to form a herd for him "Yup." Spike popped the P Meanwhile with me...I was glancing around curiously, this place was cute, adorable, hard to take anything seriously, but I had to take it seriously because I was in unfamliar territory, I was also focused on not tripping over my fee- I guess they are hooves now? weird, every couple of seconds... I don't remember much before I got here, all I remembered was rubbing my eyes after I put my robe, when I had just finished taking a shower for the night. Before I found myself within a blink of an eye, at a different location. And by different, I mean...different. "I noticed a lot of mares actually openingly staring at me, with blushes on their faces, they did not look like the mares at home tht is for sure, more....peculiar. I don't think I am on Earth, no that was far sure...my main focus right now, is trying to get back home... Trying. It's going to be harder than it looks. Author's Note Hope the grammar was slightly better, post your thoughts take care
Chapter 1"OOH A new pony!" A hyperactive voice...well...hyperactive on crack voice responded according to my ears, as some cotton candy haired pink pony was in my face I did not squeal in surprise, I would never admit that. It was a very manly scream, not a squeal. "Hello! Nice to meet you! My name is Pinkie Pie-" Pinkie pie? what kind of name- "-Do you like parties! I like parties, do you like cakes! OOh so do I! I don't think you have the kind that I make in Amarica! Oh OH YOur an alicorn! Are you a prince Are you realated to princess Celestia are you are you mmmmph-" I put my hoof on her mouth, "Breath girl." I said wide eyed, "How can you speak all of that so fast, and how did you know I was from amarica." She licked my hand causing me to retract it in disgust, "Mmm tasty, anyway how do I know I don't know, but I got to go!" Pinkie lashed onto me, gave me a big giant-but before her lips met mine, I put my hoof on her lips backing away, "Nah, personal space ma'am." "Oooh a stallion playing hard to get I like that." Pinkie pie said with a wide grin, causing me to shudder, "Anyways-" "PINKIE!" Twilight's voice rang from the distance, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY STALLION!" "Opperoonie, she seems angry.....see ya later james!" In a burst of pure speed, she became a blur, zooming away. I had to blink with what I just saw. "Wait...how did she know my name." "She's pinkie." Twilight said catching up to me, "Don't question it, You mister, back to my library now." "I told you before, " I said with a hard stare, "Make me." She flinched slightly at this "I...you...unbelievable...most stallions would-" "I am not most stallions." She grabbed me forcefully with her magic but I was able to escape on instinct, I sidestepped her, before I flapped my wings, Ok time to fly, I got to believe...if I believe I can do it then...I can. With a flap of my wings, and a bending of my back hooves, I managed to launch myself in the air. Ia m doing it, I am doing it I.... I started tumbling back down, till I fell face first into the ground, I groaned. "All the more reason that you need help." Twilight said trotting towards me, "You can't even fly." "Rub it in." I muttered my face stil in the dirt, "I'll have you know we had no need for these wings where I am from." "so what you used your hooves to walk from place to place? Long distance, that's ridiculous!" "No we built things." I said with a sigh, "We built things and we used what we built to our advantage. "Oh? Do enlighten me." a regal voice spoke, causing both our heads to snap to the source, I noticed all the horses in my sight were bowing....I stared at the majestic pony in front of me, she had the biggest neck I ever seen, and not only that...why is her hair blowing! It's not even windy! "Who the fuck are you?" Silence. "What are you doing!" Twilight hissed,"That's our ruler?" "She isn't mine." I retorted flatly. "She is over 1000 years old and controls the sun." Twilight growled "I guess she told you that lie?" I asked amused, And you actually believed her when sh-" Twilight actually looked like she was going to explode, which was kinda funny if I was going to be honest. I turned to Princess Celestia, I at least assume that was her name? I expected her to be angry at me, but she was actually amused? Huh. "Yo." I said with a raised hoof in greeting, much to the shock of the other ponies around me, Celestia merely chuckled, slight throatly, "So your the....alicorn I heard so much about from my precious student." "She told me about you...bad things I hope?" I asked flatly. "Oh no...I assure you it was all good." Princess Celestia chuckled, "Let's talk a bit more private shall we..." "How about we not talk at all." I said turning and walking away, "Please leave us." Princess Celestia told Twilight, "Give us a minute." "I yes...Princess..." Twilight said backing away, Princess Celestia followed me. "So Princess Celestia huh, "A normal name besides spike." I said amused. Horses actually stared at me shocked from the audacity or whatever, I didn't care. I don't really bow to anyone. Besides, I knew she was looking at my ass. Princess Celestia chuckled, "Yes it is a strange thing upon our culture but I assure you...it makes the things all the more interesting does it not?" "No." Princess Celestia actually smirked, she reached out, wrapped an arm around my waist, bringing me close, "You are devilishly-" I punched her in the face, it didn't really do anything much to my disappointment", but it did make her flinch and step back in shock. "Princess or not no one touches me like that understand!" I hissed. I turned and walked away. Princess Celestia stared at me in complete shock, nopony ever had te audacity to....do such a thing in her presence. By all means she should be angry, however Instead of being angry, a grin slowly formed onto her face. She trotted faster, meeting my steps as I tried not to step on my hooves. "What land do you hail from?" "It's a place called Nunya." I said flatly. "Nunya?" Princess Celestia asked slightly confused, "Intriguing name I never heard of it-" "Nunya business." I finished intentionally cutting her off. Princess Celestia almost fell over at that... she chuckled, "You will spill your beans one way another." "Yes I do have a fart incoming hold on." I said pausing mid-step *Vroooop!* I farted, the noise echoing as we made our way to where no one was watching, I was still walking. Princess Celestia looked amused, much to my disappointment again as she licked her lips. "You're disgusting." I said flatly, "What...I am over a thousand years old, I can't admire my own kind's way of passing a new one?" Princess Celestia asked in a sultry tone. "Why don't we-" I pinned her against the wall her wings Outstretched, her eyes widened at my unexpected and bold move."LISTEN here." I growled, "I GOT NO TIME for your games, " my voice was more calmer in the last line, "I am lost, I am alone....in an unfamliar land-" In an unfamilar body but I didn't tell her that. "Kidnapped without my consent." I hissed, "If you cannot take me seriously then, get the fuck out of my sight." Princess Celestia flinched slightly, my agressiveness slowly turning her on, "I have a suggestion," Princess Celestia muttered her eyes trailing up and down my form, "I will help you, but you must consider one thing..." "What." I hissed, she kissed me gently on the cheek, "Be mine....be my consort." Silence.... A moment of long silence....before...I punched her in the face. Cutting her off as I let go of her, "You're still not taking me seriously huh." I said with a growl, "So much for the help of the ruler of this place, Just leave me alone, I will....figure it out myself." I left. Celestia stared at the spot where I left, never before had she had such dissrepect. Never before had she felt such rejection. Never before had someone dared to talk to her or harm her in anyway that he had done; by all means she should be angry, she should be pissed off. However, as her eyes never left my rear as I stumbled out of sight in the distance, a silly, ear...to ear...grin slowly formed onto her face. It was kind of creepy should one actually look on it.. "Soon....that rear will be mine." she mumbled as she slowly stood up, "It matters not if it takes time." Her horn glowed brighty before she vanished in a flash of golden light. Author's Note I had so much fun writing this chapter eheehe! Anyway how did you feel about it! Post your thoughts!"
Chapter 2The next day. "Look ma'am I just want some coffee..." I said insistent,The pony behind the cashier shook her head, "Sorry but alicorn or not stallions aren't allowed to buy anything without their mares approval, I need to have proof of your mares identity and -" "I got no mare." I hissed, "I don't want a mare, now give me the damn coffee." "By celestia's tit's you don't have a mare?" "Celestia ain't got no tits don't swear on her ass like that it's fucking weird." I snapped causing her to flinch, "Give me the coffee, my head is starting to hurt!" "Langauge!" She hissed, "Stallions shouldn't be talking to-" A pair of bits were thrown onto the desk, I blinked as I stared in shock at the mare behind, me, "It's on me Star Bright." she said Star bright, that is an even worse name than Rainbow Dash. "Oh he is you're stallion Miss cheerlee." The pony blinked surprised, "I didn't think you had a stallion, the...now named Miss cheerlee didn't say anything, she just trotted out. I stared at her curiously, turning to my coffee I struggled to take it in my hooves, so before I embarrassed myself, I just sipped the whole thing down, in a couple of big gulps, now I was full. I put the coffee in the trash, it took a lot more effort than it looked because I was trying to keep the balance; as I was used to hands. After a minute of walking around I accidentally bumped into someone, "Ooh, er...Sorry." A purple pony said getting up to her hooves, "Sorry about that she picked me up, Oh my a stallion as an alicorn," "Please don't make a big deal about it." "I well if you decide against it." she said "though you are kind of handsome." "Thank you." I smiled, before realizing who she was, "You're the one from before..." She nodded, "Yes, that would be me, on behalf of Star's attitude I apologize." "It's fine." I said with a slightly surprised look, "Not really anything new around here." "Unfortunately." The pink pony said with a sigh, "I just wished they treated stallions with more respect." I tilted my head with curiousity, interesting. "I am kind of new to this place, would you mind showing me around?" "It would be an honor." the purple pony said with a smile raising a hoof to grab my own, as she placed a kiss on it. "My name is Cheerlee just Cheerlee, I believe Star already mentioned it though. " "Another slightly normal name." I said with a joke, "Names James." Not minding the reverse culture here. "Ooh that rhymes." Cheerlee said with a smile, "Well follow me then ' guess I will show you around. As we walked, I marveled at the way she walked, it was so different from everyone else, so different from the way they were all thirsting at me, I could also tell that many of the ponies seemed envious, of her, She didn't seem to notice, her gaze was fixed on the environment around me as she explained everything in very good detail. She seemed very smart. "So what do you do." I said with a hoof on the back of my head akwardly "Me, Oh I'm a teacher." Cherelee answered turning to face me, she seemed very proud of her proffession, "Right at Ponyville's school house. "How about yourself?" "How do you know I work." I said a growing smile on my face. "I don't." Miss cherelee replied with a confused tilt of he head, "Maybe I shouldn't have asked or...Oh I am sorry I..." "No no no-" I placed my hoof on her lips, "Don't be sorry alright?" I said with a sigh, "I...get a little bit tensed, "Yes...I work, " "A fresh change of pace." Cheerlee said with a sigh as well, "I wish....all stallions were like you" "All?" I asked tilting my head "Well...all stallions are meek as you put it..." Cheerlee tried to find the right words to describe them, "Well, it's hard for them to find the strength, I guess they don't need it when mares do all the work, but still, it would be nice to see a stallion that can be independent." "I live with my mother." I said with a raised eyebrow, "That's not entirely independent." "It's not a bad thing." Cheerlee said with a smile, "It just means the right mare didn't steal you away yet." Right." I said rolling my eyes, "And here I thought you were different." "Well..,I am just speaking based off of societies expectations, they aren't really my thoughts. Cheerlee chuckled, I nodded, as we walked, well it was nice meeting you..." I said with a smile, "But I am afraid I must be going." "Off to meet the princess?" Miss Cheerlee asked "Hell no." I said rolling my eyes, "No I am...guess around..." "Well see you around." She said with a smile.. "See ya." I said as she turned and walked away, I stared at her for a long moment, I was actually very confused, did a mare...actually treat me normally for once...such a thing seemed impossible the moment I got here, but this world is a big place I assume so maybe...maybe I... I was caught off guard as I was smacked into the ground, "Watch where your going dweeb." "You're the one who knocked me out!" I hissed, pushing her off, "What the fuck are you, you ain't like the ponies here?" "Neither are you dweeb...you look like the holier than thou princess." The thing replied, well it was harsh to call her a thing as she did look adorable like everyone else in this world, but still she looked kind of like a bird, a weird bird, "Point taken." I said with a chuckle, rasing my hoof, "What you expect me to kiss it? Fat chance..." The thing snorted, I laughed, "No not at all, names James." "Gilda," She shook it, "and I am a griffin your mares didn't teach you anything?" "I don't have a mare," Gilda raised an eyebrow, "Like tarterous I'll believe that." "Tartur-what? I asked flatly, "I don't have a mare, don't need one." "Your either very brave or very stupid." GIlda chuckled, "but keep up like it dweeb, your a nice change of pace." "I am not a dweeb." I hissed with a smirk growing on my face, "got that." "KLike Tarterous you are." Gilda smirked, not backing down, "You look like a dweeb, but you a cool dweeb, I don't say that to anyone, don't tell anyone I said that." I laughed, as she turned to walk away, "see ya around James." I smiled "You too." I said with a grin as she walked away vanishing into the distance, I was smiling, two people, one of another race, and both of them treated me normally, things were looking up. I skipped silently into the distance. Author's Note How was this? I had a lot of fun with this chapter too, post your comments I love to hear them.
