Conventional Means

Gamers from around the globe were there that day in Manehattan. The Game Expo was on and the VR Headsets shined their useless neon lights, discs came up for sale for old consoles, old consoles were on sale at bargain prices and the celebrities were on display.

Their stand was manned by none other than Night Coder herself as they presented BloodCount 8: Shadow Sickle to the public. Screens were full of Beta testers who signed up eons ago to be at this convention and got the opportunity to play. Hooftubers came with live streaming cameras and fans ranging into the millions, all tuning in to see their favorite players start grinding through the levels of this game that was due for release in two months.

“I seriously can’t believe this day finally came.” Night’s hair was in strings, her neck was killing her and her voice was on the verge of being lost forever. Thankfully, Neon Sol got done with her shopping, eating and goofing off with the others before she tapped in to present and moderate the gaming and booths.

Fable held her wing as she stretched the joints and grimaced at the tightness, then he held her as Night collapsed onto his shoulder. The blue pegasus enjoyed the red pegasus’ warm embrace before meeting him in an amorous kiss.

“Is Ember hooked up to play his stream?” Night asked and Fable nodded, diverting her attention over to the booth near theirs that she vaguely remembered being set up. In there, the orange pegasus was hooked up to the VR system and streaming live.

“I don’t know what he’s thinking, doing so much streaming all through the convention.” Fable observed Vera as she overlooked the booth where he started the game. It had many onlookers and passers that looked in on him. Fable had a quick look at his screen and they moved on.

“He’s ambitious to some extent, but I do hope he has a bit of time in the convention to enjoy it. Do you think we should get Firewire something?” She looked over a lot of the convention’s many toys, clothes, costumes, knick knacks and games, of course. “I think he likes the Zombpones series.”

“Yeah, we could get him the original. What time is it?” He asked as he checked his watch and they both looked. “We should head to him, then we’ll shop for some new games.”

“We shouldn’t wait too long. All of the good games get sold on the first day.” Night warned him, but both of them felt they shouldn’t keep Spark waiting. They had a private booth screening with him at the new Star Guard game. It was a very enclosed beta, but Night had procured them spots without a lot of trouble.

“Nice timing.” Spark said as they opened the door to the booth. It was a larger booth that could hold six. All three of them began to hook up. “So, this is a superhero game and that sounds pretty cool, but my question is, what range of powers can you have?”

They all patched in as all of them put down their visors and the virtual simulator brought up their character creation. Suddenly, they were brought through the gambit of costumes, capes, tights, underwear, bras and just about any other thing you could think of when it came to the genre.

“Well, they try to make everything balanced but I can tell you that it doesn’t work out a lot of the time. There’s supposed to be a ton of everything in this game. The beta is basically the finished game, they’re releasing it too soon to make any real changes to it now.” Night explained this as she started to put her outfit together. She went with a full galaxy suit. It had shining stars and planets all through her body and her hair was changed to flowing, shining hair that was an actual source of light.

“Wow, someone went fancy.” Fable said, having on black shorts like a boxer and a blue tank top. Even Spark looked at him strangely as his overly simple setup for a superhero seemed rather uncharacteristic of him. “What? I’ve got nothing to prove. Just call me Red Rock!”

“Oh, come on.” Both of them said in unison as Night scoffed.

“That’s terrible. And yes, for your information, I got the deluxe pack because the lead developer owed me a favor. I coded his sky box.” She said and both of them nodded in understanding, as such a thing was supposedly very difficult now with technology. “I’m Star Night.” She said and they both looked over at Spark, who drew odd gazes from them as well.

Electric Spark had electric sparks all over his black costume, which was skin-tight and showed off his very shapely body. His muscle was much akin to Fable’s, toned and dense while not being overly showy. He went very silver age villain look with the black outfit and the white underwear, gloves and a mask of white electricity. “Call me, ‘Killer Watt’.”

“No,” both of them said in unison and Spark shrugged.

“Yeah, way to pick a costume that goes with your name.” Night said as all of them entered the world and the city was enormous. It was very lively and all of the buildings rendered in quite well as far as they could tell. “Very nice, it looks like they’ve put in the work on this world. I wonder if you can do crimes just as easily.”

“Oh! Look! It’s Red Rock!” One of the civilians shouted as he walked by on the sidewalk and all of them looked over at the pony as he kept stepping.

“Um, hi?” Fable said this, but was met with a surprising, “hi” from the entire crowd around them. They said this, and then went back to being nonchalant.

“Looks like the AI isn’t perfect.” Night observed and all of them began to walk the sidewalk. As choppy as they were, they still populated very well and the details in the graphics were impressive. As they walked the street, though, Fable bent over and picked up a car as if it weighed about fifty pounds.

“Whoa! Those protein shakes I never drink are paying off, brah!” Fable said in his most gnarly, macho accent and Night pushed on his muzzle as she walked by. He scrunched his nose at her and put the car back on the ground, parked.

Just then, a door crashed open and four ponies in ski masks all popped out of the store. The ponies around them began to scream and the three superpowered ponies watched as all of the criminals waved their guns around with moneybags in their hands.

“Wait, did they get that much money from a convenience store?” Night asked as she looked at the generic sign that said “Lotta Foods”.

“Hey! It’s a bunch of heroes! Stand back, heroes, or we’ll pop you!” All four of them pointed their guns at them and Fable stepped forward, puffing out his chest.

“Really? You chose bulletproof?” Night asked and Fable chuckled.

“Didn’t need to. My strength and regeneration are both scaled up.” The red pony stood there as all of them began to fire. It was true, from her HUD, she could see that his health was taking extremely minimal damage. “I just can’t think good.”

“So, no change, then.” Spark said and then pointed his finger, zapping one of them with a bolt of lightning that caused him to recoil. As one of them stopped firing, Fable charged.

The big red, muscular pony came in and punched one of the men, sending him up and over with a hard collision on the cement. Night came in from the side and charged up one hand, sending a large beam of pink energy that blasted another criminal back and through the store’s window. Before the last one could shoot Spark, he grabbed the gun and sent a jolt of electricity into him. The pony went to his knees as jolts of lightning went over his body and his skeleton flashed on and off.

“Wow, such realism.” Spark blinked at the guy and the orange unicorn flicked his nose, sending him down. “Well, I hope the robbery is worth the extensive injuries.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if these bags were filled with gas station wheatballs.” Night admitted and saw that there were several symbols of money on the ground. The store owner came to the front and began to praise them with a prepared speech.

“You brave heroes took down these horrible criminals!” He declared with great glee.

“We also trashed your store.” Spark interjected as he continued to sing their praise.

“I don’t know how I’ll repay you, but take all of this money that they stole! We’ll work it out later!” The store clerk said and all three of them eyed the coins on the ground. Fable blinked as the clerk went back into the store. After a moment, there was a rebuilding module that fixed the damage as things returned to normal.

“Wow, sure am glad they can pay their heroes in stolen money. I wonder if it’s a tax write off.” Fable thought for a moment but Night rolled her eyes.

“Come on, stop thinking about gaming logic. Let’s see how much of the main story is finished. I heard it’s actually not that bad.” Night said this as she started walking toward the center of town. “Oh yeah! I can fly!” She zoomed upward about twenty feet and looked down at them.

With the electricity in his hands working, Spark also floated off of the ground. “You didn’t get flying, did you? You said you didn’t want to be UberPony or whatever.”

“Yeah, strength types have very strong legs, so,” Fable said as he lifted off of the ground and jumped very high into the air. That’s when he flapped his wings and took off.

“Oh, nice, well, at least I don’t need to use my wings. And it’s not like we can fly in every game.” Night admitted.

“No kidding. If you could fly in the first person shooters, just think of the sniper advantage of you two against an earth pony or one such as myself.” Spark said as he saw Fable land on a building and look at the city from the roof of the skyscraper.

“Dude, I don’t know where you get the sniper stuff from. If I could fly, you’d see me with an assault cannon or a minigun like in Metallix Prime!” Fable said this as he jumped down from the building and landed down on his hooves right next to both of them. Both of them were a little annoyed that he created a shockwave and a small crater into the ground as he landed and it shook them some.

“Alright, dork-head, let’s tone down the nerd talk for a second. Next time, I want to try and tank the mobs. Let’s fine a corner.” Night told them and Spark and Fable looked at one another.

“What? I’ve got way more durability and HP, I’m basically coded as a tank.” Fable reasoned this and Spark shrugged.

“Well, it’s not as if we’re in a high level zone.” Spark argued the point and Night nodded.

“Yeah, plus I can deal more damage than both of you. Not to mention, my shields are better protective.” Night countered his logic and Fable scoffed at the notion.

“Temporarily! My specs are more constant, and I have better tactics of escape in order to prevent wiping, not to mention my aggravation is better so I can draw their attention away from the rest of the group. If you’d like to demonstrate your lesser tank skills, by all means, I’ll not stop you.” Fable said this and even Spark had to cock an eyebrow at his wording. Night could only shake her head.

“I’m sorry, does that make it a challenge?” Night asked and that was when Fable eyed her with a bit of a grin. The look he gave her was a bit overly malicious for her taste. That was, until he used his super strength to pull her crotch fabric completely off. “Hey! That’s my supersuit, you jerk!”

“Oh no, now your pussy is showing. How terrible.” Fable said in a nonplussed manner that even had Spark chuckling.

Then she zapped his pants with a concentrated laser that cleanly cut it apart. The larger, more muscular red stallion was suddenly naked and for some reason, looked rather happy about it. That was when she noticed that he had a very large, hard erection that only Fable could have. Before she even knew what she had done, he was half way inside of her, pushed up against a car parallel parked on the curb.

“Fuck!” Night shouted this as she felt him plow her mercilessly and rocked the car behind her. She started squealing as she felt his massive cock massage her inner tube. “I should have—oh fuck me!!!---I should have known you were up to something! My pussy could already feel it! Damnit, Fable! Why do you need such a massive cock!”

“You’re just mad because I defeated you already.” Fable whispered in her ear and triggered her first orgasm as he felt her juices coat his cock.

“You’ll never—fuck! Never defeat me! My pussy can take your filthy dick, you animal! Fuck! No matter how many times you make me cum! Don’t you dare stop, by the way! God! I just came again!” Night was losing it very badly at this point. The big hulking Fable was already bad enough, but that was when she felt a huge cock start to softly beat against her face.

“Alright, Fable, we can team up, I guess.” Spark casually said this as she started to lick his big shaft and do her very best to look rather frustrated, but she couldn’t stop her face from melting into ecstasy. Night found herself spitroasted between two rock solid men, thrusting into her like a whore.

“Traitor! You’re supposed to be helping me!” Night said as his cock slid out of her mouth, only to come right back down her throat as she moaned into him.

“Yeah, Spark, why don’t you distract me? I think you could find a few ways to do it.” Fable grinned toward the orange unicorn as they fucked the slut pegasus between them.

“Oh, could I? You really think so?” Spark asked, furrowing his brow toward the red pegasus. “Don’t you see me naked enough already? It’s not like you’re not balls deep in my sister on such a regular basis.”

“Gee, thanks, Spark, you dick!” Another voice said from their other side and both of them looked toward Voltage, who came onto the scene with a sword. Her armor was hot, shaped against her body and completely useless with how much it showed of her. She had on a metal helmet like a norse Goddess and she wore a thong underneath her very short skirt. “Think you can take Voltina, Goddess of the Blade?!”

All of them stopped fucking for a moment as all of them viewed Voltage in her obvious Thunder Horse and Wondermare derivative suit with some admiration. Fable was even a little impressed that she came up with such a moniker and title herself.

“Good, then the girls can team up! Help me with such peril. Honestly, either one would be fine, just make it look like you’re helping me or something. I don’t know. What was the plot again?” Night asked and Fable started to check the mission board.

“Nope!” Voltage said this and stopped them once again. Then she flicked her blade onto the ground and motioned for them to switch up.

After a small moment, two cocks were plunged into Night Coder’s depths and she suddenly found herself with a face full of pussy. As she ate out Voltage, Night could only wear an expression of anger, betrayal, and sheer lust as she came once again after having done so just a literal half minute ago.

“Oh God! You two! Fuck! I’m gonna go into a coma!” Night was sweating, feeling stretched beyond. While it was a little pinching at first, she suddenly felt wave after wave that built into powerful orgasms. She dug her tongue into Voltage and raked a few orgasms out of her as well.

“Wow, I think I could definitely preorder this game’s deluxe version! The plotlines are crap but I love the stimuli!” Voltage proclaimed this as she rubbed her cunt against the pegasus tongue and suddenly let out a gasp and a tiny squirt as Night lapped one out of her.

“Yeah, I can totally go for the brute character again!” Fable said as he kept grinding his wet cock against Spark’s. “What do you think?” He gasped as he got close to Spark face to face. The unicorn looked at him with some incredulity as he suddenly felt a soft, rough surface rub against his ball sack. He concluded that Fable’s balls were rubbing against his and he couldn’t find it in him to argue.

Whether it was the fact that their cocks were squeezed between two tight lips or the fact that his balls didn’t feel too bad, Spark merely gave him an odd look. Then Fable gave Spark’s lips a little lick and he scoffed.

“You’re acting weird, Fable. What’s up with you?” Spark asked and that was when Night started to feel a hard pump of hot spunk into her. The orange unicorn felt it as well as Fable came hard. This made him eye his pegasus friend with a glare as he felt such warmth envelope his shaft and his head.

“I think I just squirted…” Night was able to moan out the side of her mouth as her mouth was wet with pussy juice.

“Yeah, I saw it from here, actually.” Voltage also had to take deep breaths as she felt Night lazily tongue her wet petals. That was when she saw her brother start to pant hard and Fable hummed his approval. Night, once again, looked very drunk as she was coated with a fresh layer of spunk.

This orgasm sent a large portion down onto the ground as Night pressed her forehead against the unicorn mare’s mound.

“Alright, guys, go ahead and get out of her. I think you’ve successfully wiped her mind for a good moment.” Voltage said with a wise tone and they both hummed their agreement as Night suddenly had a gaping hole that couldn’t help but dump a large load.

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“Dude, did they just bring Mom out on a stretcher?” Sol asked and Flare shrugged, having been at the snack stand, talking to a girl dressed like a Dragon Helm Princess. “Alright, well, we’ve still got a few before we meet them in the room. There’s Fable.” She waved to him and he waved to them both.

“Alright, hey, tomorrow we need to shop for your mom’s birthday. I just gave her my first present. She’ll need to walk that off.” Fable had to admit that he may have been a bit hard on her, but Spark walked up beside him with Voltage and they looked like they were even equipped with the handheld ports to show off.

“Oh, wow, you mean that one guy actually finished it all on time?” Gloaming Flare asked as he eyed the handheld ports of Bloodcount 8, only these were subtitled Castle Crimson, as they featured a different storyline. “Alright, that’s cool, can we take one too?”

“Yeah, you both can. The guy said he was more than happy to help.” Fable handed them two and then all of them took their place at the booth. Neither of the younger twins could understand how their good fortunes could change like this.

Now, after a grueling schedule of boothing, modding games and livestreams, both of them hit the bed in their room very hard. The two pegasi got into their pajamas and aired out their legs and crotches.

“Damnit, finally, we can game for fun for a little while. When do they plan on starting development of that other game? What was it called?” Sol asked and Flair shrugged.

“I don’t know, Mom said she wanted to try something a bit easier than a full adventure game with fully breakable background objects.” Flair said this as he watched her pulled out her bass as they sat on the bed with all of the snack bags and electronic devices on it. “Now, play something from Two Lost Ponies.”

Sol thought for a moment, then immediately began to play a very rhythmic bassline. Flair thought for a moment as she continued to play it through the beginning until she got to the chorus. Then she started to sing along with it, “then she killed me and she turned me up into the clouds made of death.”

He started singing along with her and facepalmed as it suddenly sounded so obvious. “Damnit, Killer Marefriend, you know I never liked that one.”

“I don’t care, you said play something from them. Now, what’s this?” She immediately turned the bass around and her fingers traveled from one string to the next until it started to slide up and down them.

“Swamp Diver,” he immediately said and she nodded her approval. “Yeah, that one’s pretty obvious, but wow that looks hard.” His eyes followed her fingers as they seemed to press on the strings without even touching them as she played with two strumming fingers.

“Yeah, it’s one of their harder basslines, but this one’s easy.” She played one bassline that seemed to go with three chords at a mile a minute as she played with half of her hand slapping the strings. “It just sounds more difficult but really I can go a little faster.” She proved her point by flashing her two fingers onto the notes and Flair bugged his eyes out.

“You’re hot when you do that.” Flair admitted this and she furrowed her brow at him.

“Yes, you’ve told me more than once and no I am not playing naked bass for you again.” She said and the hurt look on his face made her eyes bulge. “Seriously?” They gazed at one another for a long while. “I said no!”

She stripped down to her bare ass two minutes later and started playing the bass as she spread her legs out for him. He could only watch with the biggest smile on his face as she kept her furrowed brow on him and just strummed the bass lazily. The outline in the front of his underwear caused Sol to roll her eyes.

“Stop being so pathetic. You’d think I was depriving you of food or something. What the hell are you—FUCK!” She tried to scoot away from him but his tongue dived straight in. As soon as he began to grind his tongue on her pussy, her eyes nearly rolled back to her sockets as her fingers no longer actually played, more just hit her bass in incoherent noises. “You—your—your tongue—fuck my pussy! Lick my cunt! Grind my sopping pussylips! You fucking disgusting boy! How could you do this to your own—Oh my GOD I am cumming! I’m cumming so—” She wasn’t lying. Her entire body twitched and it didn’t stop twitching for a solid five seconds.

That’s when his cock plopped onto her pussy and she glared. As angry as she looked, she wasn’t moving, nor was she speaking. She drew in two deep breaths. “Flare…” That big stack of meat was absolutely throbbing against her and she drooled in many senses of the word. Her pussy was lubricated to the point that he could slide in.

Sol was red but her entire body blushed in that moment as her pussy oozed all over the bedsheets. There came a knock at the door. That made them both gaze into each other’s eyes as the cartoon played in the background, but they didn’t even try to get the door. The red pegasus gazed into the blue pegasus’ eyes then looked down toward her pretty little quim and how it trickled for such a beautiful penis. The next knock was a bit more timid, as if they thought they were asleep and they just wanted to try one more time.

“We should…” She whispered this but then stopped immediately as he pushed his entire length into her. She felt his entire length and her eyes bulged as she gazed into his and took a very deep breath. Her entire body clenched up around him and her legs wrapped around his waist.

There was a very long moment where he began to pat inside of her at a very fast but also gentle pace as he also gazed back at her. Gloaming Flare went so far as to kiss his sister on the lips and sink his tongue into her mouth, which she accepted. She still had the incredulous, somewhat shocked look on her face as Sol continuously felt his entire length and tried to remain looking disappointed but that soon melted into a deep longing for him to go harder. She pushed herself downward into his ruts, making her feel his nice big balls against her ass cheeks.

As she lost her true virginity, Sol came and let out a gentle squirt along his shaft, splashing against his balls. “Damnit, Flare, why in the fuck do you have the most perfect dick? And why do you need to be such a dick? I was about to say that we should get the door. You know that, right?”

“Why do you think I slid into you so fast?” He hissed into her ear and she couldn’t respond before he began to fuck her like a brand new whore.

“Yeah, I figured—GOD!” She whispered a desperate cry into his ear as she kissed his neck and climaxed as second time. This time, she nibbled along his ear and tightened her grip around him in every sense. “Well, now the deal is, if you want to be my very sick and thoroughly terrible boyfriend brother and/or lover, this needs to plunge into me at my very whim and you no longer have any say in the matter. If you start telling lies about me, I’m going to remind everyone, including you that you’re the one who pushed your amazing, gorgeous knob into my flesh sheath like a fucking manwhore. Why am I cumming again!?”

She spasmed as she gripped him even tighter. “Oh, God, Sol, you’re going to squeeze him off!” He said this but then took control as he pushed through her ever tightening tube. She couldn’t even scold him for his wording before she melted into that beautiful feeling. Then the feeling became even more beautiful and her eyes went absolutely bugged out as the warmth engulfed her very tight, already very wet hole.

“Did you really just…” She moaned into the back of her throat but also looked upon him with very deep disappointment. “I have to admit, that is the warmest I have ever felt.” She broke out in goosebumps. “And, oh look, I lost my virginity while we watched Saturday Morning Cartoons. It’s like all of my fantasies came true at once. Why are we so fucked up?”

“Just go with it, Sol.” He whispered as he laid on her as she slid her bass out from between them. She sighed.

Down at the convention, in a very public bathroom, Fable opened the door and found a gray griffon pumping a very large, voluptuous changeling from behind as her enormous tits flopped underneath her.

“Oh, hey Providence.” Fable waved as they both stopped and looked at him. The griffon waved. “Looking good, Vespa. Hey, those aren’t part of a transformation, are they?”

“Nope!” Vespa said as she showed off her enormous changeling tits. “All natural, baby!” That was when she made them grow out a bit and make them bounce while they were the size of very large seals. “Better?”

Fable snorted.