
Metaphorically Deplorable
Sunset Shimmer has a baseball bat and a hesitant, malcontent chaos god's machinations to contend with. Wallflower is there to tell her her deepest thoughts too.
Sunset Shimmer has a baseball bat and a hesistant, malcontent chaos god's machinations to contend with. Wallflower is there to tell her her deepest thoughts too.
Pending Titles, And Other, Cooler Morals:
Sunset Shimmer, What A Big Damn Hero;
A Suffering Author? How Insufferable;
Lesbians With Baseball Bats Are So Cool You Guys, I Really Should Have Given Wallflower One Too
Written to smooth out the wrinkles so I could think; concluded where nothing more could matter.



1955 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- How Adorable 2024-12-12 11:47:32 UTC1955