This day is going to be unexpectedly weird
three "ponies" were walking down the halls of Canterlot castle, exploring to see everything prepared for the wedding.
They stopped when they reached a doorway as they heard a conversation happening on the other end. Curious, they listened to what was going on.
"Girls girls! One at a time.... If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise now would it?"
"No, I guess not."
"Good. Now stand against the wall, and no peaking."
They saw "Princess Cadance" ordering "her" bridesmaids to stand in the corner.
"What is she doing to them?" A green "pony" asked.
"I don't know...." A blue one stated.
"Well whatever she's doing it's not important, we should be-"
"Look!"
"Cadance"'s tail formed a finger that snapped, causing the bridesmaids to suddenly fall into a trance.
"Is that?...."
"No, it can't be...."
The "ponies" were a gasped to what they were seeing.
"You are now dwelling cave ponies, you do not want to let anypony leave your cave, they mustn't go anywhere."
"They won't go anywhere, won't go anywhere........ Won't-"
"Well..... Chrysalis is not gonna be happy to hear about this...." The blue changeling lamented.
"How could Discord have predicted what we were planning?" The green one was flabbergasted.
"Well, we did discuss our plan in the Canterlot gardens....."
"Oh no....." The green changeling face hoofed over how they could be so careless to walk into the Canterlot gardens and not pay attention to their surroundings.
"Well, we better leave before we get found out." The grey one stated, as they tried to leave.
However, before they could, the blue one closed the door to be polite. Causing the other two to look at her in disbelief.
"What?" She asked, just wanting to be polite.
"Cadance" heard the door close, and turned in the direction of the noise.
"Who's there? Show yourself!" "She" called out, as "she" approached the doorway.
The three disguised bugs opened the door to see "Cadance" staring in suspicion.
"Umm.... Hi....." The green one tried to ease the tension.
"What did you see?" "Cadance" asked the "ponies".
"Uhh.... Nothing! We were just heading this way."
"Yup! Just wanted to see how the bride is doing for her big day!"
"That's not true! We just saw the bridesmaids get-"
The green one stepped on the blue one's hoof, as she shushed her.
"Uh- Oooooh, no we didn't see anything!"
"Ok...." Discord sighed in relief, believing that he hadn't been caught.
"Hey uhh.... What happened to the bridesmaids?"
"Oh, they left. They were bored planning for the wedding and decided they didn't want to be a part of it."
"Well that's a shame, maybe we could be your new bridesmaids?"
"Yeah! We'd love to be a part of the wedding."
"You?.... Well, uhh.... I don't know, maybe....."
"Come on! What do you have to lose?"
Discord was in doubt, he was planning on making Twilight's friends the new bridesmaids so he could earn their trust so they would defend him from Twilight's "accusations" later.
But then he thought about it a bit, and decided maybe he could still get them to not believe her if he played innocent enough, and it's not like these three could be a threat to his plans....
"Very well, the dresses are in my suite. You may retrieve them for the wedding."
"Oh thank you so much Princess Cadance!"
"Mi Amore Cadenza."
"Right, Mi Amore Cadenza, it is a great honor."
"Yeah don't mention it."
As "Cadance" left to oversee more preparations for the wedding, the drones left Canterlot to tell their queen the bad news....
But not before stopping by Cadance's suite to get their dresses first....
Later....
Chrysalis sat on her throne impatiently, waiting for an update on the royal wedding.
When her drones returned, she flied off her throne eager to hear the news.
"Finally! So, what is the status on the royal wedding?"
"Well, we have some bad news, your majesty...."
"Bad news?! What bad news?!"
"Well, your plan has been kind of.... Accidentally.... Stolen...."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, that's kind of our fault...."
"We discussed your plans in the Canterlot sculpture garden where Discord was being held, and he may have sort of.... 'borrowed' your idea....."
"Sorry....."
Chrysalis stood there completely dumbfounded how Discord would copy her own plan for his own gain.
"What is happening in Canterlot now?!"
"Well, the wedding hasn't happened yet, we don't know what he's done with the real bride, but by our guess, he might have banished her to the caves beneath Canterlot, seeing as how he did the same to the former bridesmaids...."
"I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!!!"
"Well, what do we do now your highness?"
Chrysalis pondered to herself on how she could still take over Canterlot before Discord could. Until suddenly, she is stricken with an idea.... An idea that would help her take over Canterlot first, and one that would get her revenge on the lord of chaos for ripping her off....
"Let the fool dress in drag, I have a scheme of my own."
"Really? Oh ok, so what do we do?"
"Head back to Canterlot to continue your scouting, I'll be there with the army momentarily...."
"Of course, my queen."
The drones then left the hive to do as their queen commanded, as she chuckled evilly to herself....
Later....
"Don't worry dear, once we marry, we can visit her anytime you like. And the rehearsal, Discord, the migraines, it will all seem like a bad dream...."
"If you say so....." Shining Armor doubtfully responded, as he turned more grey.
"Well, I better get some sleep. Big day tomorrow."
As "Cadance" left to "her" room to get some sleep, Shining Armor felt more dizzy and weak....
However, a tiny fly buzzed into the room. But the captain didn't notice because he felt extremely dizzy....
However, the bug would soon transform into a much larger bug that caught him off guard, as the bug unleashed a spell on the groom that caused him to turn back into his natural colors, as he felt green fire pulling him beneath the ground....
Later....
"Oh, we're never going to save him!"
"We will! We just have to keep going, we can't give up on him!"
As Twilight and Cadance made their way through the caves, they heard grunting coming from the other side of the tunnel.
"Ugh.... What happened?...."
The two mares gasped in surprise, as they saw who they were looking for right before them.....
Later.....
The wedding had officially begun, as the sound of wedding bells filled the halls.
However, unbeknownst to everypony, Discord laughed maniacally in his head, as everything had gone according to his plan.
He gazed at Shining Armor.
'Good.' He thought to himself, he was still Discorded.
Twilight and Cadance were nowhere to be found, meaning that they were still trapped in his prison.
And everypony (plus Spike) was completely blind to the fact that he wasn't the princess of love at all.
And now, the marriage was about to seal the deal.
"Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, it is my great pleasure to pronounce you mare and stallion. You may now-"
Shining Armor suddenly grabbed "Cadance" into a passionate kiss, catching "her" completely off guard.
How was Shining Armor able to perform such a bold and unexpected move when he had made him too weak and cowardly to do something like that?
"Umm, dear, auntie didn't say we could do that yet...."
"I know, but your reaction is still worth it."
Discord's eyes widened as "Shining Armor" let go and begun to laugh wickedly.
Green fire then surrounded "him" as the audience watched in shock and horror.
Green holed wings grew on "his" back, as the hooves turned into black hole ridden arms and legs.
Then "his" face had completely changed from the white, blue haired stallion, to the dead haired, pitch black changeling queen.
As Chrysalis laughed maniacally, Discord cursed under his breath.
'CHRYSALIS....' He seethed to himself, how dare that insect barge in and try to interrupt and ruin HIS plans that HE rightfully stole from her fair and square.
"I am Chrysalis, queen of the changelings! And it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love then any place I've ever encountered, my fellow changelings will be able to DEVOUR so much of it that we will gain more power then we've ever dreamed of!"
"You won't get the chance! The shield is still up and you'll have to deal with us!" Celestia stated to the queen, as she raised her wings in defiance.
"Funny you should say that princess, but it's not just I you have to deal with. There is a certain Draconequus that has been impersonating your beloved niece." Chrysalis stated, as she pointed a hoof at the "bride".
"Wha- I am not!" "Cadance" insisted, as everypony (plus Spike) turned to face "her".
"That 'bride to be' is none other then Discord, the lord of chaos, who impersonated the bride so he could corrupt the groom to lower the shield, because his genetics allow him to cancel his powers." Chrysalis stated, as she grinned maliciously at "Cadance".
"Don't listen to her! She's the changeling trying to ruin the wedding! It's quite clear that she impersonated my groom so she could marry me for herself so she could ruin my special day." "Cadance" claimed, as "she" sobbed tears trying to earn sympathy from the crowd.
"HAH! That is RICH coming from you! Why don't you tell them the truth 'Mi Amore Cadenza'? It's not like that shield is gonna be standing for much longer anyway." Chrysalis taunted.
However, they were soon interrupted by hoof steps.
"Wai-" Twilight paused when she saw a changeling in front of the crowd of the wedding.
"A changeling?" The real Cadance exclaimed, wondering what she could be doing in the middle of the crowd.
Everypony gasped as they saw the real Princess Cadance.
"Look! Another changeling! They are in cahoots! Please listen to me!" "Cadance" begged everypony to side with "her".
"You can drop the act Discord, they already know." Chrysalis smugly stated.
"Celestia! Don't listen to he-" Shining Armor saw the Changeling standing next to the fake Cadance, as "her" eyes begun to turn yellow with fury.
"Grr, You've, ruined, EVERYTHING!" "She" lashed out, as "she" stood on two legs, grew taller, the wings and hooves and horn turned into random creature parts, as the wedding dress came off and he pulled the face off as if it were a mask, as everypony gasped in horror at the lord of chaos.
"You ruined my ultimate prank Chryssie! I was going to marry Shining Armor and then he would have realized that he was married to the lord of chaos! But you decided to step in and mess everything up!" Discord lashed at the changeling queen.
"That's what you get for stealing my plans to do it first!" She argued.
"Who cares about doing it first?! It's a dog eat dog world out there! No need to take it personally." Discord stated, as a dog ate a dog behind him as he stared with contempt.
"I have an ENTIRE kingdom to feed! While YOU just want to spread your pandemonium to everything!"
"At least my motives are not based on GLUTTONY."
"WHY YOU...."
"How did you even know that I was...."
Discord's eyes widened in realization, as he saw the three "ponies" that were now the bridesmaids.
"I can't believe I didn't recognize you earlier.... YOU are the drones that were arguing in my garden!" Discord shouted, as they looked at each other for a bit.
"Ehh, guilty as charged." The green one stated, as they turned into their default forms.
"NONE of you are going through with ANY of your plans! Twilight and her friends will retrieve the elements, and you will be blasted into the fate you both deserve!" Celestia stated, as she is quite tense from two major villains interrupting and trying to take over the wedding for themselves.
"But Celestia.... My magic..... it's getting weaker.... I can't....." Shining's magic was so weak from being Discorded, that he collapsed to the ground, as the shield collapsed.
"Drones! ATTACK!" Chrysalis barked, as the changeling drones swarmed Canterlot and tried to take over.
"Oh no, an army of changelings! Whatever shall I do?...." Discord mocked, as he snapped his fingers, and then bug spray sprayed all over the changeling army, as they begun to cough and wheeze rapidly.
"NO!!! YOU'VE KILLED THEM ALL!" Chrysalis yelled in grief.
"No I didn't, I simply rendered them unconscious. They're still breathing, I'm not a monster." Discord assured.
However, Discord just now realized that if Shining Armor was Chrysalis, then he must have kissed.....
Discord could only hold in a vomit, as he tried to wipe away the changeling saliva that occupied his tongue.
"Oh come on?! Am I really THAT repulsive?!" Chrysalis barked at the spirit of disharmony.
"More then anything you could imagine Chryssie, now if you'll excuse me I have some chaos to wreak." Discord stated, as he snapped his fingers, causing chocolate milk to rain all over Canterlot.
However, the changeling drones tasted the chocolate rain, and it was filled with enough energy that allowed them to resume their invasion.
The mane six tried to get the elements of harmony, but Discord blocked the entrance with a brick wall before they could get out.
"Shining Armor, please get up!" Cadance beckoned her beloved.
"I can't..... I'm too weak, I can't repel them....."
"My love will give you strength."
"Hah! What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment!"
"Well there's one thing we agree on...." Discord moaned to himself, as he tried to find a way to deal with those pesky bugs....
However, Cadance and Shining Armor's love for each other was so strong, it created a new element of harmony that they both shared.
As they lifted up in the air, Discord and Chrysalis paused their rampage to see the bride and groom forming a heart while glowing.
They then unleashed a spell upon all of Canterlot.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Discord and Chrysalis both screamed, as Chrysalis and her army were sent packing away from Canterlot as Discord was turned to stone while his chaos was reversed.
As Shining Armor and Princess Cadance landed back on the ground, they hugged each other in loving embrace.
Twilight and her friends could only stare in bewilderment....
"What the buck just happened?...." Rainbow Dash thought out loud, knowing that what they just experienced was the WEIRDEST, WEDDING, EVER.
Later.....
Discord sat in the Canterlot Sculpture garden, cursing that cockroach for ruining his plans.
Meanwhile, Chrysalis landed on her rump along with her army, as she cursed that Dragon horse for stealing her plans.
"This is all that puny roaches fault."
"This is all that idiotic doofus's fault."
"If I had married Shining Armor and not her none of this would have happened."
"If I had married Shining Armor and not him none of this would have happened."
Both of their eyes widened in realization over what they just said.................
"I want a divorce."
