On a cold winter day in a booth of a pub in Ponyville two friends meet. A lawyer and a client discussing a divorce poised to upset the client's life, possibly forcing him into total destitute. Yet strangely enough, not only is he complicit in this fact, but seems to be actively wanting this outcome. With one certain condition.

Written for PseudoBob Delightus for Jinglemas 2024

I wish them a very merry Christmas. I hope they find my story to their liking.

The story was requested about the character: Hughbert Jellius following the prompt/note: "For the stallion who has everything..."

Allright gang acknowledgement time: First and foremost and only and forever, I would like to thank one Love And What Came After who's helped me turn my text less hurtful to the native eyes. (and the non-natives who unlike me actually speak the King's Queen's (Fuck Charles, Elisabeth is the one true Monarch.))
I'm sorry I couldn't implement the one change they felt all so strongly about. Still about half of the story only exists because of their input. Not to mention 90% of all commas. So suffice to say, I'm very grateful for their help.