Rainbow Dash is woken at an absurdly early hour on Hearth's Warming morning by a crashing, bashing and smashing in her kitchen. She finds Pinkie Pie, who should not be there, since she's supposed to be back on the rock farm with her family for the holidays. What in Equestria is going on?

Written as a Christmas gift for TheLostNarrator and Magpiepony, who are PinkieDash personified in real life.