Hello this is your captain speaking, uhhhhhh, not really sure why I had this idea for an off shoot. Uhhhhh, coulda just been one chapter, but it...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Really seemed like it could use it's own standalone triplicate of chapters. Uhhhh, just for fun. We've got some uhhhhhh, mostly comedy ahead as uhhhhh, Princess Cadance navigates through, uhhhh, all the parallel timelines that, uhhhh, Starlight created to try and erase Twilight's friendships so, uhhhhhhh, sit back and relax and, uhhhh, enjoy this cluster-youknowwhat, that occurs specifically when you try and uhhhhhhh, mess with Cadance.

(This doesn't actually have anything to do with Die Hard)
(Takes place after chapter: Time, in the story this is a sequel to)