/mlp/ Writes a rapefic

by Dreamingpony

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random, Human
Length: 371

Anon Delivars

A one-sentence-at-a-time story spanning off in many colourful directions as /mlp/ explores the deepest reaches of their imagination to bring to you this colourful, adventurous tale

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-15 08:53:47 UTC

The First Incident

Rainbow dash was flying around, when she was suddenly pinned down by

nicholas cage, who proceeded to

Scream, "THE BEEEEEES."

"THE BEEEEEES." Then proceeded to violently

Scream, "THE BEEEEEES"

Which in turned, summoned more "THE BEEEEEES."

He then screams, "MY EYES, MY EYES AHHHHHH, AHHHHH, AHHHHHHHH"

Suddenly a lyra plushie

And inside the lyra plushie there was a neckbeard

Names Nicholas Cage

After which he proceeded to scream "THE BEEEEEES." And then, violently,

And then Minty showed up with bee poison.

But the lyra plushie doesn't like this, so it attacks Nicholas with it's vagina.

He then proceeds to scream "NOT THE PONIIIS, NOT THE PONIIIIS"

Who in turn screamed

"MY EYEES, AAAAAHH AHHH AAAAAAAAH"

As nick was fully engulfed by the valyga, his screams smothered, rarity walked in with a whip and said

I AM THE KING OF SPACE

"Get back to making dresses, You filthy mexicans!"

Followed by "JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL"

SUDDENLY

Little did she know...

Shit happened.

That Rainbow dash was behind her with a massive

Nick Cage on her

Futadick, covered in

/b/read, Rarity saw this and

Fluttershy's amazing pone ass

Angrily began sucking a

scootaloo, when suddenly

Sweetie bot jr

raped

Applebloom, while big mac

sucked off Braeburn and AJ

fucked an apple pie with

Came inside rainbow dash

while soarin watched in horror with

THE BEEEES. While they were watching they

begin fucking each other with a massive dragon dildo, while princess celestia

told Seth to go to bed pls.

and luna farted on

and gathered the Four Giants

whilst lyra and bon bon made out on the park bench with

EXTREME PREDJUDICE

SUDDENLY

Applejack finally released, going Double Saiyan

And destroying half of sweet apple acres in the process. Pleased by the fireworks, Pinkie pie

came inside super applejack

AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED IN A BEUTIFULL ORGY OF THE FLESH

The end.

Or is it?

*credits roll*