Trixie vs Discord

by Bronies are ok

Rating: everyone
Tags: Discord, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Trixie
Length: 1093

Trixie, in an attempt to show off her magical abilities, tries to save Equestria from its current threat. However, she may have bitten off more then she can chew.....

After being humiliated by Twilight for failing to defeat an ursa MINOR on her own, Trixie briefly returns to Ponyville in an attempt to save Equestria from its latest villain, in an attempt to regain her adoring fans. Unfortunately, she made the unfortunate mistake of challenging the lord of chaos himself.....

Published 2024-12-31 01:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-12-31 01:30:00 UTC

The mediocre and bland Trixie

Ponies were panicking amongst themselves, desperately praying that the six element barriers are able to put an end to this chaotic destruction.

However, amongst the panic, the ponies overheard a familiar voice announce themselves from a distance.

"Fear not my adoring fans!" An overly egotistical voice announced, as the ponies turned in utter annoyance.

"For the great, and powerful TRIXIE, has come to save you from your impending doom." Trixie bragged to the crowd.

"Nopony wants your input ya fraud!" One heckler amongst the crowd shouted.

"Trixie can assure you, her power has only grown in size whilst she was away!..... Cough cough, on a rock farm. Cough cough, and Trixie has come to save you from this latest disaster, Fear not ponyvilians, Trixie's got this. Now, if you could point her to where TWILIGHT and her friends have been sent so she can do their job for them?"

The ponies pointed at Canterlot tower, so with a sigh, Trixie walked all the way to Canterlot to meet up with them.

Later.....

"We- we have to go in there?....."

"NO!!!"

The ponies turned around, and saw Trixie panting from the amount of exercise from running all the way here....

"Trixie..... What are YOU doing here?" Twilight asked, rather annoyed that she had to interrupt their very important mission.

"Step aside TWILIGHT SPARKLE. The great, and powerful TRIXIE, is here to do your job for you. Trixie's sure that she can defeat whatever HORRIBLE beast is threatening Equestria as we know it. For Trixie has become more powerful while she was away...... Onarockfarm, NOW. What is Trixie dealing with? Make room for Trixie so she can vanquish her foe once and for all!"

The ponies merely looked to each other, as they gave a slight grin, before nodding in agreement.

"Go ahead, be our guest." Applejack conformed.

"We could use the entertainment." Pinkie nodded.

"This outta be good." Rainbow Dash giggled mischievously.

"Hah! Trixie will make the rest of you look like fools by the time she's done! Now, who is the foolish pawn who thinks they can challenge the GREAT, AND POWERFUL TRI-"

Trixie's horn was suddenly vanished in a flash of white, as she shrieked in horror.

Then, in a flash of light, a creature of misshapen and out of place parts and pieces appeared before her eyes, as Trixie's eyes widened in horror.

"Di-Di Di Di- Di Di Di Di Di-"

"'Di-Di Di Di Di- Di Di' Did you know it's rude to stutter when trying to speak to someone?"

"DISCORD!!!"

"That's my name, don't wear it out."

"Oh no no no no no no no. Trixie is not doing this, she is out of here Trixie did not sign up to fight the lord of chaos on her own."

"No no, please go take him on." Twilight beckoned.

"You said you were going to make us look like fools, so do it Darling." Rarity encouraged.

"Yes, please, take him on, go Trixie." Fluttershy "cheered".

"No, Trixie didn't think she would have to face the SPIRIT OF CHAOS AND DISHARMONY, who can alter and BEND reality at his claw tips. And who can easily defeat CELESTIA HERSELF, by sneezing on her and making her catch CUTIE POX. Trixie does not want ANY part of this!"

"Oh but you must! I've already taken your horn, that means you're part of the game."

"What game?....."

"It's quite a simple game really, you must venture fourth into the labyrinth if you want to find the elements of harmony, if you cheat by using magic or leaving the game, I WIN."

"And what if Trixie doesn't want to partake in any games and just leave without challenging you at all?"

"Then you will be forced to be my court jester for all eternity, I could really use the entertainment."

Trixie gulped, as she looked at the ponies who merely waved their hooves egging her on to accept the game.

".... Very well, Trixie accepts, so long as you go easy on her."

"Oh don't worry my little blue friend, going easy is just what I plan to do." Discord merely stated, before he disappeared in a flash of white light.

Trixie, with a slight gulp, stepped forth into the labyrinth, as she officially begun the game.....

As Trixie wandered through the endless labyrinth of grass walls, she felt like she was being watched.....

She turned a corner, and she saw two grass pillars holding up a curtain.....

She stepped through the curtains, and found herself on a stage, as she saw an audience of ponies booing and heckling her.

"Your magic shows suck!"

"You have no talent!"

"You're a show off and a rip-off!"

"I want my bits back!"

"But.... Trixie doesn't make you PAY to watch her shows....."

Trixie begun to fade into a more grey tone, as the audience and stage begun to vanish into thin air, revealing that she was standing on flat grass.....

Trixie, with a slight huff, proceeded to continue her journey through the labyrinth, a bit discouraged.....

She entered the center of the maze, and found the elements of harmony themselves.....

She took them, and as she held them in her hooves, she heard a pop behind her.

"Well congratulations, you've won the game."

Discord snapped his fingers and took away the labyrinth, and gave her her horn back.

"Now, how exactly are you going to use them against me?"

"I-...... I don't know..... I didn't really think this through......"

"No? You didn't?"

"No..... I'm not sure why I wanted to fight you in the first place, I don't even know why I have a career as a performer...."

"Aww, little Trixie's ego is deflated, how terrible....."

"These elements don't belong to me, they belong to the true owners."

"Umm, yes! And I'll give them to them! So long as you leave at once."

Trixie nodded her head and proceeded to leave, as he snapped his fingers and teleported the elements away.

"What did you do with the elements Discord?" Twilight confronted.

"I've re-hidden them, because TRIXIE won the game, not you, and she gave them up. That means you have to look for them now."

The ponies promptly face hoofed.

"Careful not to injure your faces doing that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak."

Discord promptly snapped his fingers and disappeared, causing chocolate rain to flood the area.

"Chocolate milk? I love chocolate milk!" Pinkie stated, as she stuck her tongue out.

Twilight promptly groaned in frustration.