Mirror Mirror on the wall....RGRE.by MatterlightChaptersPrologueTaste the Rainbow.The Pink Menace.PrologueI stared at the mirror with a look of contemplation on my face. I owned a small library in a small corner of the DC area. It was fairly successful and many from the area came to get books, I got employees working there, and I would help them myself occasionally when my job was slow. "Uh, boss?" an employee in charge of putting the books in their slot asked. Her name was Sarah...she had dark skin onyx eyes woo-like hair tied into a ponytail, she was looking at me slightly amused at the way I was Caressing it. I liked mirrors, what can I say? "Sorry, Sarah," I said sheepishly as I slowly stood up...I pressed a...wait a minute; there was no button....did the button break off or something. Suddenly the edges of the mirror began to glow a bright white. A stark contrast from the bronze it used to be. Both Sarah and I took a step back; very confused at the turn of events. "When the glow dimmed, something stepped out of the portal. A person dressed like Indiana Jones from its looks, if only he were a she. and that she was golden with wings and a tail, very tall. Sarah was petrified, I was frozen in disbelief..."Sarah...is...that an alien?" I asked, whispered. My eyes never left the strange creature. Not a word was spoken by Sarah, and her mind paused. It normally does not pause. It's not supposed to pause. However, her mind undoubtedly refused to function when the strange creature came through the wormhole. "Sarah..." My voice brought her out of her funk, causing her to blink as she rubbed her eyes. "Uh boss, is that an-" "Alien?" I asked, my eyes never leaving the strange humanoid creature, "Yes, I was just going to ask you the same question." "Technically, you are the aliens," the creature speaks, her eyes narrowed, "Who are you...and how did this house get in Canterlot." "Canterlot?" I asked, confused; I would have laughed if not for the situation at hand, "Is that supposed to be a joke?" I also noticed her question was not aimed at me but at Sarah..like I was like I was...an employee. She was getting slightly nervous, her eyes glancing between the alien and me repeatedly. "Excuse me...but I am the boss around here..." I said sternly, "If you wish to speak, you must speak to me." She finally turned to face me, looking me up and down with a...wait a minute, was she checking me out? "Stallions don't own anything around these parts." the creature said firmly her lips quirked upwards, "even if you look strange, yet uniquely....different in your own right." I flinched. Did she....did she? My employee's eyes actually hardened at that, "Listen here, alien." Sarah spoke, her eyes slightly angry, "My boss, despite him being skinny." "Hey!" "Lives with his mother!" "I am working on it!" I said indignant. "Short as a motherfucker!" "I am 5'8, which is average and high for males." "He is my boss and has a good heart too, he deserves respect just like everyone else, " Sarah finished standing up for me. I grumbled slightly but couldn't help but have a flicker of admiration for my employee standing up for me. The alien creature looked at her, stunned for a slight moment. "I..see.." the creature said after a moment, "Well, I think we got ourselves off the wrong hoof.." Hoof? "What..." "Names Daring." Daring raised a hand for hers to shake, "Daring Do." "What kind of name is daring to do?" I asked bluntly, causing Sarah to elbow me harshly, electing a cough from me. "James." I managed as I shook hands with hers, she got on her knee raising my hand and planted gentle kiss to it sending a small shiver down my spine. "A fine name to one Tarturus of a stallion." Tarturus? "What?" She smirked and looked into my eyes. After a minute, she slowly looked at Sarah. "Sarah." She responded, "Welcome to Earth." "Earth?" Daring asked, tilting her head confused. "That is the name of this building?" "Planet." I corrected, causing her eyes to widen as her neck snapped towards me. "What?" "Planet." I repeated, now slightly amused, "Does any of this look different to you?" Her eyes hardened as she analyzed me up and down once again, then at Sarah. Daring then turned slightly, gazing in at the library. Since we were in my office, barely anyone was watching, she slowly turned back towards me, "What the buck is this place!" She screamed, but before she could do anything, my hand was on her lips... "Not so loud..." I whispered into her ear, "Our world does not take kindly to strangers." She licked my hand, causing me to retract it, my face a look of disgust. She turned to Sarah..."You believe that I am an alien, do you..." "I had never seen a creature like you before." Sarah admitted, "I think you might be an alien." Daring took a step back, "Then that means..." she glanced at the mirror, which was glowing..."Hold on for one moment; this doesn't make any sense...how can a mirror placed in my bathroom be a portal to another world..." "Wait, what?" I asked hesitantly, "Your bathroom?" She looked at me flatly, "Yes bathroom, ever noticed the dripping wet hair?" "Well....no..I thought your hair was supposed to be like that," I admitted sheepishly, "From you, I'd take that as a compliment." She flirted, "Thanks, beautiful." "Handsome." I corrected, blushing slightly at the compliment, not used to receiving praise from females, "I am handsome, not beautiful." "You ain't a mare." "No...no, I am not." I tilted my head confused now, Sarah was glancing between us as Daring got out her notebook and jot stuff down, "I...got to head back.." She slowly tilted her head back to the mirror. She placed her hand on the mirror's edge, only to trip and fall right through. It startled Sarah and me as we rushed to the mirror. I touched it, but Sarah grabbed it and pulled it back. "Are you insane!" she screeched...but I shook my head. "Maybe..but look, it's solid," I said as I continued to feel it with my other hand. She looked at me, confused, then at the mirror, and hesitantly began to feel it. "You're right; it does feel solid," Sarah muttered. Her eyes were on the mirror as she tried to push through, but nothing worked."What the fuck?" Author's Note How was this? Hopefully the grammar was better in this story? I really tried lmao." Taste the Rainbow."Hey, boss, " Sarah asked me as she stood beside me. We examined the mirror; I stared at the mirror with a curious look in my eyes. "Yeah, go ahead and back to work." Sarah sighed in relief gave me a greatful look before she left my office, soon after a light blue figure slowly stepped through Her first response when finding me was a reaction, her eyes were widening. "What the buck are you supposed to be? "I could ask you the same question," I spoke, causing her eyes to soften. Huh, rainbow-colored hair... "Oh, it's just a stallion," The blue one said dismissively. "for a moment, I thought you were an actual monster or something..." "I am a monster...if you provoke me enough." "That's cute." she said with a grin, "What you gonna do, cry to your mare?" "I don't have a mare." I said flatly, "Nor do I need you." "The buck is that supposed to mean?" she asked with a raised eyebrow, "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to lie to a mare?" "Fuck not, buck." I corrected, "And watch your language in the library." "This place is a library? the blue pony asked. Looking upwards, she tilted her head all the way back, "What in the name of Celestia?" "Who's Celestia.", "You've been living under a rock or something, buddy?' the blue one asked, looking at me with a deadpanned expression. I stared at her flatly. "Her name is Princess Celestia. She is the ruler of Equestria." the blue one clarified. "Never heard of such a place." I retorted flatly. There was a moment of silence as now it was her turn to stare flatly. "What?" "Also, put some clothes on." I said, "I am trying my best to be respectful." Her eyes looked down and smirked, looking back up; "Oh, I see what it is...you like what you see?" "I flushed slightly, "Put some clothes e on." "Or what?." She got into my face, "What are you gonna do about it, huh? You're just a stallion..." "Miss uh..." "Rainbow dash..." She whispered in my ear, "But you can call me mommy as soon as I am through with-" I kicked her through the portal. Tried too, she sidestepped, "Okay, Okay, Celestia! You really are a hard pussy to crack, huh?" What... "You mean...a hard nut to crack?" I asked flatly. "No, that sounds stupid." Rainbow snorted. "Ok..." I stared at her flatly, my eyes actually unconciously lingering down her form, damn, curves, slight abbs, an impressive bust and a nice ass... "Oh yeah keep looking, I know I am awesome, " Rainbow dash teased doing a small pose as she flexed her wings. I coughed as I immediately looked up, cheeks flushing gently, "I wasn't looking." She lashed out, grabbing me by the waist before bringing me close to her, our bodies were touching and due to her nudity, it was actually kind of making me extremely uncomfortable...good or bad? Er, Both? I don't really know. "YOu don't have to lie." She whispered huskily... "Hands off," I mumbled under my breath, Rainbow did slow kisses down my neck electing small shivers, "Or what?" "How many men do you do this to?" I tried to wriggle free, but her grip was too strong. "Honestly, none..." Rainbow's ears actually fell flat on her head at that, but perked back up, "But that's because I'm too awesome for any stallion to handle." "Right..." Thanks to that distraction, I trailed off, slowly prying her off of me, "So Rainbow Dash was it?" "Yeah, stud?" "What..." I trailed off and looked at her flatly before shaking my head, "Weird name aside, how did you get here..." Rainbow Dash stared at me for a long moment before she shook her head. "What?" "I...don't want to tell you about that." "What?" I asked, a small grin growing at her embarrassed look, "What's the matter?" "Shut it..." She hissed, "Nothing is wrong I said I don't want to talk about it..." "Does it have anything to do with being nude in front of me?" She blushed furiously as she looked at me, "No...no, it doesn't." It was a clear lie... ."Ok," I said with a small grin, "So aliens have those habits too." She pinned me to the wall again, her glare heated, "I said shut it..." "Or what.." I hissed with a glare. She glared at me b right back, before she did something that caught me off guard, she pressed my lips to hers, , my eyes widened in shock as her lips forcefully pressed onto mine before she broke, a small smirk slowly formed on her face. "I am unimpressed," I said, breathing slightly heavier. "Why do I not believe you?" Rainbow smirked, her hand trailing down my sides and sending small shivers down my spine. "You do this to every guy you meet?" I asked, trying to break free, but her grip was surprisingly strong. "Not every stallion can handle somepony as awesome as me." Rainbow said with a smirk, though I caught a hint of depression in her eyes, "And you already asked that.." I smiled as I slowly slid out of her grasp while she was distracted, "I know.." "I...hey!" "Sorry, but you'll have to try harder than that." I said, amused, "I wasn't raised to be no simp." She glared at me, but her smirk grew, "Challenge accepted." "Good now get some clothes on, this is a public library, alien or not no nudity allowed here." "How do you know we were not always like this?" Rainbow asked teasingly, "Maybe we are just naturally naked. Have you ever thought about that?" I stared hard at her; my expression shifted into a deadpanned one. There was a long moment of silence before Rainbow pouted. "Fine! Got any clothes to spare?" "No." "What?" Rainbow looked me up and down, "Your outfit looks pretty nice." "No." "Why not?" "These are the only clothes I have on me." "I think you look more awesome without them on." "Rainbow, I am a skinny ass man." "So?" I stared at her for a long moment; she rolled her eyes before she glanced back at the mirror, looked back at me, and then looked back, "So...I guess I just walk back in?" she asked uncertainly. "Yeah." She looked at the mirror, then back at me, then back at the mirror, then back at me, before she yanked me into another passionate kiss, causing my eyes to widen once again before she broke, smirked at me, and jumped through. I fell on my ass with a thud and took a deep breath, the events of what just happened running through my head, I stared at nothingness for a long moment as my mind processed everything. "What...." I managed to get out eventually, "What the fuck." Author's Note This was fun! Post your thoughts, I love to hear them, take care. The Pink Menace.I was about to close the shop when I felt someone in front of me, something it was one of those aliens. I don't think she had wings, but she had cotton candy-like pink skin with cotton candy-like hair. She was dressed usually, at least in my eyes. Which was a good thing, but her actions were anything but normal as her wet tongue slowly slid across my neck. I grew a disgusted look as I slowly pushed her away. Trying to hide the fact that it slightly turned me on. "Personal space Pinkie!" She gasped in an overly dramatic way. "You know my name! "Wait, that's your actual name?" I asked, my eyes widened. "And I thought Rainbow Dash and Daring Do's names were bad.." "Well, my real name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but my friends call me Pinkie Pie. It's still shocking that you know my name, though. " She said it all in one breath: "Hey, do you like parties? I love parties. I can give you a first-contact alien party, or if you come to Equestria, I can throw you a welcome to planet Equestria party, you sexy hunk of a stallion." "Wait, what? "Wait, what?" Pinke asked, blinking. "Did you call me sexy?" "Did I? I don't know. I say a lot of things, but you are like candy." Pinkie said with a megawatt grin, "Hey, hey, hey. I know what would happen if I turned you into cake and ate you?" I flinched slightly. "You can do that?" "I dunno, I never tried. Here, hold on, let me." She concentrated, scrunched up her face, and looked highly constipated. Nothing had happened before she tilted her head up. "Ah, ah, ah, CHOO! " She zoomed back a couple of meters. Whoops, I guess I can't do that." I let loose a small breath I didn't know I was holding. I honestly didn't know if the aliens could turn people into candy, but I knew nothing about them, so She appeared in front of me, licking my neck gently; I shuddered, "Pinkie...personal space and don't lick a man's neck like that. It is inappropriate." "Oh, sorry, I didn't know you hated it." Pinkie said with a grin, "If I would have known any better, I would think you like my tongue on your-" "Pinkie!" "Fine, fine..." She...bounced away and looked around the room, "Hey, isn't this a library?" "Well, yeah, it's my library. It's small, but it is something many people go through," I said, scratching my head. "This reminds me of Twilight's library." "Twilight?" "Yeah, she is the new pony in town," Pinkie Pie grinned. "I was planning on throwing her a party, too, but I accidentally fell through a mirror, tripping over something at home." "Make sense," I said with a nod. It didn't make sense, but that's okay. I wasn't trying to argue with an alien. "So...Pinkie Pie..." "Yeah, stud?" "Pinkie, as I had told Rainbow Dash, I am a skinny ass man; I am no stud." "You met Rainbow dash?" She gasped, then tilted her head "Wait what does skinny have to do with anything." Pinkie tilted her head, "Unless..." She dead a dramatic gasp effect, "Unless most women prefer men strong and tall enough for them to be easier to be taken care of...you don't have to worry about that; in our world, stallions are the ones in need to be taken care of...not the other way around! OOh Oh, Oh! If you ever come to Equestria, I can give you a nice herd! I know a lot of mares who are single and would like a sexy stallion like yours as a hubby; oh, oh! I can be your first mare right right right oooh this is so exciting I-" "PINKIE!" I shouted, slightly flustered, "I barely understand anything of what you just said; you're talking too fast. You're kind and considerate, but I do not need a herd. Assuming herds mean what I think they mean, I can barely handle one woman." "Women? Oh, I guess you mean the girls of humankind." Pinkie chirped; how did she...know "Oh, don't worry about that; as I said, we will take care of you; you're the one that needs protecting and caring and-" "Pinkie...I am going to have to stop you right there." I said, getting closer; Pinkie's breath caught in her throat slightly as we were practically nose to nose, "Oh." "Does it look like I need to be taken care of?" I asked with narrowed eyes. "Oh yes, very much so..." Pinkie replied breathlessly... "Does it look like I need a mare of all people? I am starting to assume that is what you call the women of your kind to take care of me?" "No." Pinkie muttered, "I think you need more than just to be taken care of..." I stared at her flatly, "Pinkie..." Pinkie slowly pushed me to the wall...pinning me gently, "You need to be more than just taken care of..." Pinkie grinned a megawatt grin, "Just stay still and let Mommy do the rest." I struggled as she began to place gentle kisses down my neck, followed by a swift lick from her tongue back up my neck across my cheek. "Pinkie..." I growled, struggling, as she pressed her lips across mine, causing me to freeze once again; Rainbow Dash was the only person ever to be bold enough to do such a thing. Also, Why did her lips taste so much like cotton candy? "Oh, just relax..." Pinkie teased, her hand traveling down my body, teasing my nipples gently, causing me to groan slightly, "Let Mommy take care of you." I struggled. Pinkie was powerful; I tried to think of a distraction, trying not to shudder or groan more to give her any satisfaction; yeah, I liked it; yeah, these mares they called themselves were giving me attention no human women would ever do but, but I don't just do this to anyone no matter how hot the person was. Wait a minute... "Er...Pinkie...don't you have a party to plan at home?" I asked, hoping this would work, Her eyes widened, "Oh my gosh, I almost forgot, thank you!" She gave me a passionate kiss once more before blinking out of sight; I blinked ...what... There was a small gust of wind, so I assumed she just went too fast for my eyes actually to process, which was worrying in itself; I really think that is enough alien stuff for one day. Author's Note How was it. post your thoughts in the comment section below
PrologueI stared at the mirror with a look of contemplation on my face. I owned a small library in a small corner of the DC area. It was fairly successful and many from the area came to get books, I got employees working there, and I would help them myself occasionally when my job was slow. "Uh, boss?" an employee in charge of putting the books in their slot asked. Her name was Sarah...she had dark skin onyx eyes woo-like hair tied into a ponytail, she was looking at me slightly amused at the way I was Caressing it. I liked mirrors, what can I say? "Sorry, Sarah," I said sheepishly as I slowly stood up...I pressed a...wait a minute; there was no button....did the button break off or something. Suddenly the edges of the mirror began to glow a bright white. A stark contrast from the bronze it used to be. Both Sarah and I took a step back; very confused at the turn of events. "When the glow dimmed, something stepped out of the portal. A person dressed like Indiana Jones from its looks, if only he were a she. and that she was golden with wings and a tail, very tall. Sarah was petrified, I was frozen in disbelief..."Sarah...is...that an alien?" I asked, whispered. My eyes never left the strange creature. Not a word was spoken by Sarah, and her mind paused. It normally does not pause. It's not supposed to pause. However, her mind undoubtedly refused to function when the strange creature came through the wormhole. "Sarah..." My voice brought her out of her funk, causing her to blink as she rubbed her eyes. "Uh boss, is that an-" "Alien?" I asked, my eyes never leaving the strange humanoid creature, "Yes, I was just going to ask you the same question." "Technically, you are the aliens," the creature speaks, her eyes narrowed, "Who are you...and how did this house get in Canterlot." "Canterlot?" I asked, confused; I would have laughed if not for the situation at hand, "Is that supposed to be a joke?" I also noticed her question was not aimed at me but at Sarah..like I was like I was...an employee. She was getting slightly nervous, her eyes glancing between the alien and me repeatedly. "Excuse me...but I am the boss around here..." I said sternly, "If you wish to speak, you must speak to me." She finally turned to face me, looking me up and down with a...wait a minute, was she checking me out? "Stallions don't own anything around these parts." the creature said firmly her lips quirked upwards, "even if you look strange, yet uniquely....different in your own right." I flinched. Did she....did she? My employee's eyes actually hardened at that, "Listen here, alien." Sarah spoke, her eyes slightly angry, "My boss, despite him being skinny." "Hey!" "Lives with his mother!" "I am working on it!" I said indignant. "Short as a motherfucker!" "I am 5'8, which is average and high for males." "He is my boss and has a good heart too, he deserves respect just like everyone else, " Sarah finished standing up for me. I grumbled slightly but couldn't help but have a flicker of admiration for my employee standing up for me. The alien creature looked at her, stunned for a slight moment. "I..see.." the creature said after a moment, "Well, I think we got ourselves off the wrong hoof.." Hoof? "What..." "Names Daring." Daring raised a hand for hers to shake, "Daring Do." "What kind of name is daring to do?" I asked bluntly, causing Sarah to elbow me harshly, electing a cough from me. "James." I managed as I shook hands with hers, she got on her knee raising my hand and planted gentle kiss to it sending a small shiver down my spine. "A fine name to one Tarturus of a stallion." Tarturus? "What?" She smirked and looked into my eyes. After a minute, she slowly looked at Sarah. "Sarah." She responded, "Welcome to Earth." "Earth?" Daring asked, tilting her head confused. "That is the name of this building?" "Planet." I corrected, causing her eyes to widen as her neck snapped towards me. "What?" "Planet." I repeated, now slightly amused, "Does any of this look different to you?" Her eyes hardened as she analyzed me up and down once again, then at Sarah. Daring then turned slightly, gazing in at the library. Since we were in my office, barely anyone was watching, she slowly turned back towards me, "What the buck is this place!" She screamed, but before she could do anything, my hand was on her lips... "Not so loud..." I whispered into her ear, "Our world does not take kindly to strangers." She licked my hand, causing me to retract it, my face a look of disgust. She turned to Sarah..."You believe that I am an alien, do you..." "I had never seen a creature like you before." Sarah admitted, "I think you might be an alien." Daring took a step back, "Then that means..." she glanced at the mirror, which was glowing..."Hold on for one moment; this doesn't make any sense...how can a mirror placed in my bathroom be a portal to another world..." "Wait, what?" I asked hesitantly, "Your bathroom?" She looked at me flatly, "Yes bathroom, ever noticed the dripping wet hair?" "Well....no..I thought your hair was supposed to be like that," I admitted sheepishly, "From you, I'd take that as a compliment." She flirted, "Thanks, beautiful." "Handsome." I corrected, blushing slightly at the compliment, not used to receiving praise from females, "I am handsome, not beautiful." "You ain't a mare." "No...no, I am not." I tilted my head confused now, Sarah was glancing between us as Daring got out her notebook and jot stuff down, "I...got to head back.." She slowly tilted her head back to the mirror. She placed her hand on the mirror's edge, only to trip and fall right through. It startled Sarah and me as we rushed to the mirror. I touched it, but Sarah grabbed it and pulled it back. "Are you insane!" she screeched...but I shook my head. "Maybe..but look, it's solid," I said as I continued to feel it with my other hand. She looked at me, confused, then at the mirror, and hesitantly began to feel it. "You're right; it does feel solid," Sarah muttered. Her eyes were on the mirror as she tried to push through, but nothing worked."What the fuck?" Author's Note How was this? Hopefully the grammar was better in this story? I really tried lmao."
Taste the Rainbow."Hey, boss, " Sarah asked me as she stood beside me. We examined the mirror; I stared at the mirror with a curious look in my eyes. "Yeah, go ahead and back to work." Sarah sighed in relief gave me a greatful look before she left my office, soon after a light blue figure slowly stepped through Her first response when finding me was a reaction, her eyes were widening. "What the buck are you supposed to be? "I could ask you the same question," I spoke, causing her eyes to soften. Huh, rainbow-colored hair... "Oh, it's just a stallion," The blue one said dismissively. "for a moment, I thought you were an actual monster or something..." "I am a monster...if you provoke me enough." "That's cute." she said with a grin, "What you gonna do, cry to your mare?" "I don't have a mare." I said flatly, "Nor do I need you." "The buck is that supposed to mean?" she asked with a raised eyebrow, "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to lie to a mare?" "Fuck not, buck." I corrected, "And watch your language in the library." "This place is a library? the blue pony asked. Looking upwards, she tilted her head all the way back, "What in the name of Celestia?" "Who's Celestia.", "You've been living under a rock or something, buddy?' the blue one asked, looking at me with a deadpanned expression. I stared at her flatly. "Her name is Princess Celestia. She is the ruler of Equestria." the blue one clarified. "Never heard of such a place." I retorted flatly. There was a moment of silence as now it was her turn to stare flatly. "What?" "Also, put some clothes on." I said, "I am trying my best to be respectful." Her eyes looked down and smirked, looking back up; "Oh, I see what it is...you like what you see?" "I flushed slightly, "Put some clothes e on." "Or what?." She got into my face, "What are you gonna do about it, huh? You're just a stallion..." "Miss uh..." "Rainbow dash..." She whispered in my ear, "But you can call me mommy as soon as I am through with-" I kicked her through the portal. Tried too, she sidestepped, "Okay, Okay, Celestia! You really are a hard pussy to crack, huh?" What... "You mean...a hard nut to crack?" I asked flatly. "No, that sounds stupid." Rainbow snorted. "Ok..." I stared at her flatly, my eyes actually unconciously lingering down her form, damn, curves, slight abbs, an impressive bust and a nice ass... "Oh yeah keep looking, I know I am awesome, " Rainbow dash teased doing a small pose as she flexed her wings. I coughed as I immediately looked up, cheeks flushing gently, "I wasn't looking." She lashed out, grabbing me by the waist before bringing me close to her, our bodies were touching and due to her nudity, it was actually kind of making me extremely uncomfortable...good or bad? Er, Both? I don't really know. "YOu don't have to lie." She whispered huskily... "Hands off," I mumbled under my breath, Rainbow did slow kisses down my neck electing small shivers, "Or what?" "How many men do you do this to?" I tried to wriggle free, but her grip was too strong. "Honestly, none..." Rainbow's ears actually fell flat on her head at that, but perked back up, "But that's because I'm too awesome for any stallion to handle." "Right..." Thanks to that distraction, I trailed off, slowly prying her off of me, "So Rainbow Dash was it?" "Yeah, stud?" "What..." I trailed off and looked at her flatly before shaking my head, "Weird name aside, how did you get here..." Rainbow Dash stared at me for a long moment before she shook her head. "What?" "I...don't want to tell you about that." "What?" I asked, a small grin growing at her embarrassed look, "What's the matter?" "Shut it..." She hissed, "Nothing is wrong I said I don't want to talk about it..." "Does it have anything to do with being nude in front of me?" She blushed furiously as she looked at me, "No...no, it doesn't." It was a clear lie... ."Ok," I said with a small grin, "So aliens have those habits too." She pinned me to the wall again, her glare heated, "I said shut it..." "Or what.." I hissed with a glare. She glared at me b right back, before she did something that caught me off guard, she pressed my lips to hers, , my eyes widened in shock as her lips forcefully pressed onto mine before she broke, a small smirk slowly formed on her face. "I am unimpressed," I said, breathing slightly heavier. "Why do I not believe you?" Rainbow smirked, her hand trailing down my sides and sending small shivers down my spine. "You do this to every guy you meet?" I asked, trying to break free, but her grip was surprisingly strong. "Not every stallion can handle somepony as awesome as me." Rainbow said with a smirk, though I caught a hint of depression in her eyes, "And you already asked that.." I smiled as I slowly slid out of her grasp while she was distracted, "I know.." "I...hey!" "Sorry, but you'll have to try harder than that." I said, amused, "I wasn't raised to be no simp." She glared at me, but her smirk grew, "Challenge accepted." "Good now get some clothes on, this is a public library, alien or not no nudity allowed here." "How do you know we were not always like this?" Rainbow asked teasingly, "Maybe we are just naturally naked. Have you ever thought about that?" I stared hard at her; my expression shifted into a deadpanned one. There was a long moment of silence before Rainbow pouted. "Fine! Got any clothes to spare?" "No." "What?" Rainbow looked me up and down, "Your outfit looks pretty nice." "No." "Why not?" "These are the only clothes I have on me." "I think you look more awesome without them on." "Rainbow, I am a skinny ass man." "So?" I stared at her for a long moment; she rolled her eyes before she glanced back at the mirror, looked back at me, and then looked back, "So...I guess I just walk back in?" she asked uncertainly. "Yeah." She looked at the mirror, then back at me, then back at the mirror, then back at me, before she yanked me into another passionate kiss, causing my eyes to widen once again before she broke, smirked at me, and jumped through. I fell on my ass with a thud and took a deep breath, the events of what just happened running through my head, I stared at nothingness for a long moment as my mind processed everything. "What...." I managed to get out eventually, "What the fuck." Author's Note This was fun! Post your thoughts, I love to hear them, take care.
The Pink Menace.I was about to close the shop when I felt someone in front of me, something it was one of those aliens. I don't think she had wings, but she had cotton candy-like pink skin with cotton candy-like hair. She was dressed usually, at least in my eyes. Which was a good thing, but her actions were anything but normal as her wet tongue slowly slid across my neck. I grew a disgusted look as I slowly pushed her away. Trying to hide the fact that it slightly turned me on. "Personal space Pinkie!" She gasped in an overly dramatic way. "You know my name! "Wait, that's your actual name?" I asked, my eyes widened. "And I thought Rainbow Dash and Daring Do's names were bad.." "Well, my real name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but my friends call me Pinkie Pie. It's still shocking that you know my name, though. " She said it all in one breath: "Hey, do you like parties? I love parties. I can give you a first-contact alien party, or if you come to Equestria, I can throw you a welcome to planet Equestria party, you sexy hunk of a stallion." "Wait, what? "Wait, what?" Pinke asked, blinking. "Did you call me sexy?" "Did I? I don't know. I say a lot of things, but you are like candy." Pinkie said with a megawatt grin, "Hey, hey, hey. I know what would happen if I turned you into cake and ate you?" I flinched slightly. "You can do that?" "I dunno, I never tried. Here, hold on, let me." She concentrated, scrunched up her face, and looked highly constipated. Nothing had happened before she tilted her head up. "Ah, ah, ah, CHOO! " She zoomed back a couple of meters. Whoops, I guess I can't do that." I let loose a small breath I didn't know I was holding. I honestly didn't know if the aliens could turn people into candy, but I knew nothing about them, so She appeared in front of me, licking my neck gently; I shuddered, "Pinkie...personal space and don't lick a man's neck like that. It is inappropriate." "Oh, sorry, I didn't know you hated it." Pinkie said with a grin, "If I would have known any better, I would think you like my tongue on your-" "Pinkie!" "Fine, fine..." She...bounced away and looked around the room, "Hey, isn't this a library?" "Well, yeah, it's my library. It's small, but it is something many people go through," I said, scratching my head. "This reminds me of Twilight's library." "Twilight?" "Yeah, she is the new pony in town," Pinkie Pie grinned. "I was planning on throwing her a party, too, but I accidentally fell through a mirror, tripping over something at home." "Make sense," I said with a nod. It didn't make sense, but that's okay. I wasn't trying to argue with an alien. "So...Pinkie Pie..." "Yeah, stud?" "Pinkie, as I had told Rainbow Dash, I am a skinny ass man; I am no stud." "You met Rainbow dash?" She gasped, then tilted her head "Wait what does skinny have to do with anything." Pinkie tilted her head, "Unless..." She dead a dramatic gasp effect, "Unless most women prefer men strong and tall enough for them to be easier to be taken care of...you don't have to worry about that; in our world, stallions are the ones in need to be taken care of...not the other way around! OOh Oh, Oh! If you ever come to Equestria, I can give you a nice herd! I know a lot of mares who are single and would like a sexy stallion like yours as a hubby; oh, oh! I can be your first mare right right right oooh this is so exciting I-" "PINKIE!" I shouted, slightly flustered, "I barely understand anything of what you just said; you're talking too fast. You're kind and considerate, but I do not need a herd. Assuming herds mean what I think they mean, I can barely handle one woman." "Women? Oh, I guess you mean the girls of humankind." Pinkie chirped; how did she...know "Oh, don't worry about that; as I said, we will take care of you; you're the one that needs protecting and caring and-" "Pinkie...I am going to have to stop you right there." I said, getting closer; Pinkie's breath caught in her throat slightly as we were practically nose to nose, "Oh." "Does it look like I need to be taken care of?" I asked with narrowed eyes. "Oh yes, very much so..." Pinkie replied breathlessly... "Does it look like I need a mare of all people? I am starting to assume that is what you call the women of your kind to take care of me?" "No." Pinkie muttered, "I think you need more than just to be taken care of..." I stared at her flatly, "Pinkie..." Pinkie slowly pushed me to the wall...pinning me gently, "You need to be more than just taken care of..." Pinkie grinned a megawatt grin, "Just stay still and let Mommy do the rest." I struggled as she began to place gentle kisses down my neck, followed by a swift lick from her tongue back up my neck across my cheek. "Pinkie..." I growled, struggling, as she pressed her lips across mine, causing me to freeze once again; Rainbow Dash was the only person ever to be bold enough to do such a thing. Also, Why did her lips taste so much like cotton candy? "Oh, just relax..." Pinkie teased, her hand traveling down my body, teasing my nipples gently, causing me to groan slightly, "Let Mommy take care of you." I struggled. Pinkie was powerful; I tried to think of a distraction, trying not to shudder or groan more to give her any satisfaction; yeah, I liked it; yeah, these mares they called themselves were giving me attention no human women would ever do but, but I don't just do this to anyone no matter how hot the person was. Wait a minute... "Er...Pinkie...don't you have a party to plan at home?" I asked, hoping this would work, Her eyes widened, "Oh my gosh, I almost forgot, thank you!" She gave me a passionate kiss once more before blinking out of sight; I blinked ...what... There was a small gust of wind, so I assumed she just went too fast for my eyes actually to process, which was worrying in itself; I really think that is enough alien stuff for one day. Author's Note How was it. post your thoughts in the comment section below
