Over your time in Equestria you’ve learned about countless pony rituals and traditions. Some are cute and quaint, others ancient and foreboding, but they all have one thing in common. Each and every one of these so-called “traditions” has provided a mare with some flimsy excuse to claim your human dick in her snatch, your foal in her womb, and your name on her marriage certificate.

In this whole world of thirsty females and ever growing herds, sometimes it seems the only pony you can trust is your best friend Lyra Heartstrings. Lyra is a true bro, a generous soul who first took you in upon your mysterious arrival — and besides, she’s a committed fillyfooler! This fun loving unicorn isn’t into dudes of any species, and she would never lie about pony traditions to trick you into sex. She just finds it easier to masturbate with your cock down her throat.

Slurping on your decidedly male dick seems like a strange thing for a gold star lesbian to be doing, but Lyra assures you that it’s alright. After all, it’s just a blowjob... she’s even promised to say “no hetero” after she swallows your cum.

What could go wrong?

A story of shameless smut featuring sloppy oral sex and very heavy orientation play, along with the usual breeding shenanigans. Please remember that these are silly cartoon ponies, human sexuality doesn’t usually work like this.

Featured February 5, 2025!