Ross Pit: Shark hunter. Visits equestria.by Everyday We ShufflinChaptersThe stormThe rainbowThe fight/The chaseThe inventionThe final battleThe stormOh hello children. I am your narrator(enter name here) I will be narrating this story. Sooooo yeah. Have fun. Ross Pit:shark hunter visits equestria. “Hey yo Cody!” The shark hunter said while talking into his cell phone. “Yeah i’m going to go shark huntin. Yeah i’m taking the new guy who has no purpose to the story except. Well y’know.” A car pulled into the driveway. “Thats him right now. Gotta run. Talk to ya later Cody.” He said hanging up his cell phone. He picked up his gun next to shark heads pinned on his wall and ran outside bringing his hat and sunglasses. And his straw that he puts in his mouth. “Hey!” Said the man in the cool looking shades, a black with green striped shirt and a cigar in his mouth. “Hi Tom... Don’t use that.” Ross said looking at Toms cigar. “Don’t use what?” He said blowing out smoke and putting the cigar back in his mouth. “The cigar!” Ross said menacingly. “What are you gonna do about it?” Ross smiled evilly at him and then picked up with gun from his pocket. “Uhh what are you doing with that gun Ross?” Tom said with fear in his voice. “I warned ya!” Ross said flipping his gun to what appears to say flame thrower. He pulls the trigger and fire comes out onto Toms cigarette. Burning all of it until it is no more. “OW!” MY FACE! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH!” Tom said running around trying to get the fire off. “Here try this.” Ross said giving him a straw. “What is this for? Asked Tom looking at it. “It helps get away the cigar habit.” Tom just looked at him with a confused Face. “Is there something in the teeth?” Ross said trying to get something out of his teeth. “Whatever lets just go.” Tom said opening his car door. Ross immediately shut the door.”We aint goin in that!” “What are we going in then?” “You are officially the, WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!” Tom shouted at Ross who was driving and portable boat that only went about 20 miles per hour. “We're almost there.” Said Ross pointing to the sea. “I could pull this faster then this thing drives!” “I really really hate you.” Tom said pulling the boat. “You pull like a pussy!” “How about you come down here and pull?” “Ok!”Ross said jumping down the old rusty boat. “Now time to sit back and re-laaax!!!!!!!” Tom screamed flying backwards. “Sorry Tom I have quite the strength.” Ross said pulling the boat quite faster than Tom ever did. “How are you pulling that fast?” Asked Tom looking at Ross pull the chain attached to the boat. “Oh my dad was a gorilla.” Ros answered. “What?” Tom asked but with a confused face this time. “Oh yeah it’s confusing. my mom was one sick cheetah.” “Your mom was a cheetah?” “Yeah. Cheetahs and gorillas make humans. But unlike you humans i’m faster stronger and smarter.” Ross revealed. “That does not work! You can’t mix a gorilla and a cheetah and make man! It’s impossible!” Tom yelled at Ross. “Possible if the lord makes you that way.” Ross said. “There is no lord! It’s america!” Tom said getting madder. “Not that type of lord. Y’know? God.” Ross explained to Tom. “You’re a christian? Really?” Tom said trying not to burst out into laughter. “Yeah. So what?” Ross said wanting to drop the conversation. “It’s just that you’re a christian and you're killing things that you’re so called God created.” “He created sharks so that shark hunters can kill them!” Ross yelled at Tom not noticing they had arrived. “Where in the bible does it say that?” Tom asked with a smirk on his face. “on.. Y’know. The...Same page as...The holy hand grenade.” Ross said trying to make up a lie. “You stole that from monty python and the holy grail!” Tom said trying to get Ross to admit God didn’t create sharks for that reason. “Were here.” Ross said halting. “Bout time!” Tom said jumping out of the boat. “Alright lets get in the boat!” Ross said turning around. “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I freaking hate that boat!” Tom screamed getting in it again. “Ross we have been out here for hours! We haven’t seen a single shark yet!” Tom whined. “Watch out a shark piranha!” Ross yelled pointing to the side of the boat. “I doubt it. why is there a serious pain in my arm?” Tom asked to afraid to look down. “piranha shark.”Ross said taking out his gun and firing, not fire. But a grappling hook. Hitting the small shark. The mini shark burst into shark blood and guts. “But I thought that was a flame thrower.” Tom said pointing to the gun. “It is.” Ross assured Tom. “Then why is it a grappling hook?” “It’s every type of gun in the world. Oh by the way piranha sharks hunt in packs.” Ross said going to main deck. “WHAT!!!!!!!!!” Tom said running up with him. “It’s ok. I got an RGP. Watch i’ll mimic my favorite movie in the world.” Ross said taking him gun out, going to the side of the boat, aiming at a shark piranha and saying the classic line.” Smile you son of a-” He fires and destroys the shark piranha. Thunder roars from the sky and all the sharks swam away. “You wimps! Come back here and fight!” Ross yelled at the shark piranhas. “Sir!” Tom said.” Theres a storm ahead!” “Oh no! Hold on i’ll try to stear clear of it!” Ross said running into the steering wheel room. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tom screamed. “I’m steering don’t worry!” ross said getting ahold of the wheel. “Too bad you can’t steer us fast enough!” Tom said pointing to a whirl pool. “Oh shoot!” Ross said trying to get out of there. “Any last words?” “I love my mom.” Tom said. “Hang on to the railing!” Ross said coming out of the steering wheel room to find rain coming down hard. He stopped for a second confused about the rain that was now coming down but then moved on. “Cmon!” He said grabbing Tom. “What are we going to do?” Asked Tom who was very scared. “Grab hold of the railing!” Ross said holding his gun up and firing out a rope and tying it to Tom and the railing. “What good will this do? We will just sink in anyway.” Tom said holding the railing tightly. “Maybe if it will stop and we are still alive the boat will float back up.” Ross said. “Thats an awful explanation!” Tom said. “Just trust me!” Ross said putting a hand on Tom's shoulders. “Ok.” Tom said trusting Ross. They went into the whirlpool and the boat started to tip. “I can’t hang on!” Tom said with his hand starting to slip. Tom slipped and fell about 2 or 3 feet but he caught the rope. “Ross! Help!” Tom said hanging on the rope for dear life. “Pull yourself up!” Ross said. Tom tried to pull himself up but unfortunately. It snapped. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tom screamed falling to the bottom of the whirlpool. “There goes another one.” Ross said hanging onto his hat. “Wait! I don’t lose my hat but you manage to fall it 30 seconds? You pussy!” The boat started to tip and Ross decides to let go because of it. Ross falls but the boat falls faster. So Ross gets onto the boat runs up it, while it’s spinning mind you. Jumps off it. And starts falling to the bottom. “AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” But as he fell a lightning bolt came down from the sky and struck him. and he disappeared. “Ugh!” Ross said hearing beeping sounds in the room. “Where am I?” Ross said opening his eyes. “A hospital? I’m alive? How?” He said looking around the room. Ross looked to the side and saw someone. No. Something wearing a doctors mask. Ross’s eyes opened wide up and he got out of the bed he was in. “Please lay back down sir.” The thing said. “What the hell are you!” Ross said in confusion. “I’m a pony. You're a pony. We are all ponies.” The doctor said trying to get Ross back in the bed. “I’m not a pony! I’m a human!” Said Ross. “What is a human?” The doctor asked. “Narrator what is he talking about?” Ross asked me. Oh he is talking about you being a pony-oops. Spoilers. “What?!?” Ross asked running to a conveniently placed mirror. He looked at himself in the mirror and instead or his tan skin, brown hair, and hands. He saw a pony with dark blue fur, a lighter blue and red hair, and hooves. “That explains why it felt weird when I walked.” Ross said looking at his hooves. “Uuum riiiight.” The doctor said weirded out. “Let's just get you back in bed and-” “Where did you find me? Who found me? What found me? And why an i a pony?” Ross asked wanting answers. “You were found in a field next to a machine type thing and another pony.” The doctor explained. “What pony?” Ross said with a menacing voice. “Well he’s dead.” Ross said looking down at a green pony with a purple mane while the doctor was trying to convince Ross to get back into bed. “Now please get back to bed!” The doctor said. “No!” Ross said childish. “Now!” The doctor said. “Try to catch me!” Ross said spreading his wings. “Put the wings away!” The doctor said grabbing a tranquilizer. Ross grinned evilly and even though his eyes were hidden behind his glasses you could tell he wasn’t going to play nice. The doctor crashed through the wall into the hallway and hitting the wall on the opposite side. Ross climbed through. “Don’t use a tranq on me!” Ross said to the now knocked out doctor. Ross then went through the hall and to the lady at the desk. “Wheres my gun?” Ross said to the lady. “Here ya go.” The lady said giving him his gun. “Hospitals don’t work like that! or do they? No they don’t.” Ross grabbed his straw and hat and went out of the hospital. “I need information on this place.” He said looking at the library. end of chapter 1 The rainbowRoss Pit: shark hunter visits equestria: part 2 “Hello? Anybody in here?” The shark hunter asked walking inside the library tree. He heard voices coming from another room in the library. One of the voices he heard was saying this: “And then when he was falling I swooped in and got him before he hit the ground.” A light blue pony, with a rainbow mane, and what looked to be a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt on her rump, was gloating to her friends. “But somehow a boat like thing came falling from the sky along with another pony falling right behind it. So I caught the other pony before he hit the ground.” “Great. What did these 2 ponies look like?” Asked a purple mare with a purple mane and what looked like a star on her ass. “Well lets see here.” The cyan one started off. “Um... One was a green unicorn, with a purple mane and a exclamation point for a cutie mark for some reason. “Exclamation point?” Ross Pit whispered to himself. “And the other had a dark blue coat ,with red and blue hair, and a shark being blown up for a cutie mark.” “Like me?” Ross said entering himself into the room where the ponies had been talking. “Hey look it’s the guy I told you all about.” The cyan mare pointed to Ross. “Names Ross Pit pause for dramatic effect..... Shark hunter.” Ross said introducing himself proudly. “What kind of a name is that?” The rainbow maned pony asked. “An awesome name! Duh!” The shark hunter gloated. “Right.” The purple mare said in confusion. “Well I am Twilight sparkle local librarian and well all around spectacular mare.” “Uh huh.” Ross said trying to grasp what Twilight said. “And you?” “Rainbow dash! Don’t mean to brag but i’m fastest flyer in equestria.” Rainbow dash said gloating. “Equestria?”Ross asked confused. “What kind of name for a whatever it is is that?” “You’re not from here are you?” Asked Twilight. “No actually I am not I am a human from a planet called earth I was out huntin sharks with a rookie and we got sucked into a screaming vortex of terror.” Ross said not wanting to keep a secret. The other 2 just stared at him in confusion. “What?” Ross asked “Do I have something in my teeth?” “You say you’re a human?” Twilight asked. “Yeah what about it?” Twilight put a book on the table. “Equestria history?” Ross said looking at the book. “Yup. Tells you everything you need to know about equestria” Twilight said. “Alight then. So do you two ponies know where I can get a place to sleep?” Ross asks. “Any apartments or anything?” “No not really.” Said Twilight. “Rainbow could take you in though.” “What, why me?” Rainbow quickly spoke up. “Because you’re the only other one here and i’ve already got my hands full with spike and owlicious.” Twilight said. “Fine.” Rainbow said. Back at the hospital. They were ready to get Tom out of the hospital. A doctor was examining Tom to make sure he was dead. The long beep of the machine quickly turn into one beep after another. “He’s alive!” One of the doctors said. All the doctors quickly got over to check him. “Give him air!” The doctor said. A hoof quickly shot up to the doctors neck choking him. “And then I shot the shark in the back and it blew up!” Ross said finishing a story he was telling to Dash. A hospital window blew up and a doctor came flying out of it and coming straight for the table Dash and Ross were sitting at. “Duck!” Ross yelled pushing Dash out of the way before the doctor hit the table. The doctor hit the table and it was completely demolished. Ross ran up to the doctor. “Are you ok? What happened?” Ross asked. “He just attacked us. We don’t know why.” The doctor said as his dying words. “Hey buddy!” Ross Pit said slapping the doctor. “Wake up!” “I think he’s dead.” Said Rainbow Dash. “Bummer.” Ross said not really caring that somepony died. “Wait a second narrator! What did you just say? I said everypony. “Why?” It’s what they say around here. “Whatever get back to telling the story.” Right. Rainbow dash flew up to the hospital room while Ross Pit used a grappling hook. or tried to use it anyway. “Ugh! How do you pick these things up?” He said trying to pick up his gun. Hross pit went inside the hospital and got into the elevator. He clicked the button and waited forever to get up there. Once he arrived he went to the room. “This is the room Tom was in.” He said to himself as he went inside. Tom was inside beating the crap out of everypony he saw. “Tom! What the hell are you doing?” Ross asked Tom. “Oh it’s you! Hello Ross Pit...Shark hunter.” Tom said. “What are you doing?” Ross asked ready to attack Tom at any moment. “Beating the shit out of these guys, what does it look like?” Tom said not noticing Rainbow dash sneaking up behind him. “Why though?” Ross asked. “Can you keep a secret?” Tom asked. “Yes.” Ross responded. “So can I.” Rainbow Dash pounced on Tom like a cat and then Ross joined in the fight. The three wrestled for what seemed to be hours when only it was about twenty minutes. Tom finally jumped out of the fight. “Muahahahaha!” He laughed evilly. “You can’t stop me! I’m the most powerful creature ever!” “It took you four minutes to pull a boat 2 inches!” Ross questioned him while trying to get up on his feet again. “True. But i’m more powerful than you, the elements of harmony, princess celestia, and discord combined!” “Wait how do you know about all those things?” Rainbow asked ready to fight again. “We all have our secrets. Mine is just a really cool one.” Tom said backing up towards the window. Tom stood up on his hind legs and spread out his arms. “See you later you pathetic animals!” He said dropping backwards. “Tom!” Ross said running towards the shattered window with Rainbow following closely behind. “Where did he go?” Asked Rainbow Dash looking down at the crowd of ponies. “He’s gone!” Ross said turning away. “Lets ask one of those ponies down there.”Rainbow said pointing down at the ponies. “They must have seen something.” “Alright lets go.” Ross said opening the door to the room. “Why don’t you just fly down?” Asked Dash “I can’t I don’t know how to fly. Duh!” He said walking out the door. Rainbow dash started to fly back down when suddenly Ross came jumping down. “GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!” Ross yelled falling. The crowd caught Ross before he hit the ground. “Wow. People would usually be too stubborn and lazy too catch me.” Ross said in surprise. The crowd dropped Ross and a small ow escaped his lips. “I’m ok.” He said quickly getting up of his hooves. “Did anypony see a green unicorn fall from up there?” Dash asked The crowd said “no”. “I don’t get it! How could anybody disappear that fast?” Ross said walking in circles in the streets of ponyvill. “Well he was a unicorn he could have used the teleportation spell.” Rainbow said sitting on the sidewalk. “You forget Dash! He was a human like me so he wouldn’t know spells.” Ross said stopping to look at Dash but then continued walking. “We could try talking to princess celestia about this.” Said the rainbow maned mare. “Alright i’m from america so i don’t know all about this ruler stuff but i’m almost certain she should be a queen.” Ross Pit said trying to fly but falling to the ground. “You want me to teach you how to fly?” Asked Dash. “Hold on I think I got it.” He said flying up but then flipped over and landed on his back.. “When do we begin?” “Alright first rule of flying. Always be calm.” Dash said. “Wait Rainbow Dash i need to have the word with the narrator first.” Ross said. “Who is this narrator?” Asked dash “Hes a invisible character who may or may not be a figment of my imagination. What is it Ross? “Can you skip this part? It’s probably going to be long and boring.” Ross said. Mmmm I don’t know. “Here’s $20.” Ross said taking money out of his hat. Ok. “I must say i’m impressed.” Dash started. “Not many pegasi learn how to fly in just two days. “Yeah well i’m a smartass.” Ross said. “Wanna race back to home?” Asked Dash. “Sure!” Ross agreed to the suggestion. “3...2...1 Go!” Dash shouted and they were off. Dash reached the cloud home looking back to see where her opponent might be. “You really need to go faster if you want to catch up to me.” Said Ross from behind while reading a newspaper and chewing a bendy straw like it’s a pipe. “But you... and I... How?” Dash asked. “I’m just fast like that.” Ross said. Rainbow ,starting to get jelous, went inside. Ross went inside also. “So what do you want for dinner?” Dash asked pretending Ross didn’t beat her in a race. “I dunno. Want to get takeout?” end of chapter 2 The fight/The chaseRoss Pit: shark hunter visits equestria part 3 PSSST!!! Ross! Psssst! “Zzzzzzzzzz.” Ross snored while sleeping in his bed. Wake up you lousy son of a bitch! “Ah!” Ross woke up and fell on the floor. “What?” You’re story is getting an awful rating. “By who?” Asked Ross rubbing his eyes. By everybody. Theres only 1 like. “What do the comments say?” Asked Ross. Lets see. Oh! Heres one from Coatlus. He says, and I paste. Generally a terrible story. Since I'm fairly certain that it's a Troll story I'm not gonna try to 'help' you get better. “What does he know? He is just one guy.” Ross said crossing his hooves. Probably more than a 12 year old writing the story. “What are the others? There has to be a good one somewhere.” Well ShatteredIllusions posted: Where's Evil Homer when you need him? This story needs the TWE stamp. “What?” Ross said confused. Look Ross! we need to step up our game! We need to make better chapters! Actually make people care about you! Create the greatest twist ever! “Like what? If everybody hates it then what's the point?” The point is, EVERYBODY HATES IT! “Right!” Ross said getting up in a heroic fashion. We need force! “Right!” Ross said pumping his hoof in the air. We need a good chapter! “Yes!” We need- “ross shut up i’m trying to get some sleep!” Rainbow Dash said pounding on the door. “Ugh!” Ross grunted falling back into bed. The next day this happened! Ross took a bite out of his cereal. “This stuff is disgusting! How do you ponies eat this?” “Psh! Humans.” Rainbow Dash said rolling her eyes. “Well thats not nice.” Ross said. “How?” Rainbow asked. “Beca... Hm.” Ross said putting a hoof on his chin. “Right. Well how was your sleep?.” Rainbow Dash asked. “Fine until the narrator woke me up.” Ross said. “Oh brother! Would you shut up about this narrator guy? HE ISN’T REAL!” Rainbow shouted. “Said the mythological pony demon.” Ross said crossing his arms. “Pony demon? Really?” Said Rainbow Dash. “Thats it i’m out of here.” Ross said getting up from the table. “You get back here!” Rainbow Dash said. “No!” Ross said child like. “Get back here and eat your breakfast Ross!” Rainbow said grabbing and Ross to the table. “Let go of me!” Ross whined. “Stop being such a baby!” Sain Rainbow Dash trying to get Ross on his chair. “No!” Ross said swinging his arms all around the place. Suddenly there was a loud explosion coming from the middle of town. “That can’t be good!” Said Rainbow dropping Ross. Rainbow Dash and Ross Pit: shark hunter, flew down to the scene of the explosion. “Sugarcube corner!” Said Ross pointing to sugarcube corner. “Thats where Pinkie Pie works!” Shouted rainbow dash. They ran up to the remains of sugarcube corner. “What happened?” Ross asked one of the civilians. “The place just blew up!” Said Lyra. “How?” Asked Ross. And the just out of nowhere there was an evil laugh. “Muahahahahaha!” “Oh my gosh! It’s a stereotypical villain!” One of the ponies said pointing up at a flying unicorn. “Tom!” Ross said not even bothering to look up. “Yup it’s me!” Tom said looking down at Ross. The 2 stared each other down and then charged. Ross flew up and Tom flew down. They both collided with each other but it was Tom who was triumphant and pushed Ross to the ground. They both flew into a building. Ross pushed Tom off him and started punching him. Tom finally blocked and punches Ross and Ross fell onto the ground. “I told you I was stronger!” Said Tom with an evil grin on his face. Ross got up and the two stared each other down... Again. “If I could use my gun your ass would be so wiped!” Ross said. Tom walked closer he stepped into some shade and then walked out of the shade. But that pony wasn’t Tom. It was Ross Pit.... Shark hunter. “What the hell?” Ross said with a confused face. “Yeah i’m a changeling.” Tom said changing into a skeleton, bug, gremlin type thing. “What is that?” Ross asked. “It’s just something that can turn into anything! Don’t you read books?” Tom asked. “No.” “Well then, DIE!!!!!!” The changeling shouted and charged with his horn heading straight for Ross. Luckily for our non-lickable hero he rolled out of the was and Tom ran right through the wall. “You idiot!” Ross shouted. “Do you like living?” Tom asked fro the other room. “Yeah kinda.” Ross answered. “Well to bad.” Tom said and several knives came out from the hole in the wall. “Crap!” Ross yelled and ran. The knives chased after Ross Ross dodged a few of the knives(in a cool way of course) and started to fly up. “Oh no you don’t!” Tom yelled and started to fly after him. Ross flew as fast as he could with Tom right behind him. Ross went to the everfree forest dodging trees and other things trying to give Tom the slip. “BOO!” Said Tom appearing in front of him. “Ah! Obvious jump scare!”Ross said pointing at him and turning around and flying away. Tom chased after Ross. “Theres no use running!” Tom said gaining on Ross. “I’m not running!” Ross said. “Whatever!” Said Tom. After a few more minutes of chasing and flying a cone started to form around Ross. “Hey Tom!” Ross shouted. “What?” Asked Tom. “Think about the future!” Ross said. Just then a flash of blue and red burst across the sky “Damn your genius reference!” Tom said falling into a bush. “Woah!” Ross said looking behind. A trail of blue and red was following Ross end of chapter 3 The inventionRoss Pit: shark hunter Visits equestria part 4 “Hello.” Ross pits answering machine said. “Ross it’s Cody. Y’know Cody Rodgers. If you're there anytime please call back. It’s been three days and I don’t have any other friends besides you. Well besides Steve. But he’s a lion. It’s kinda hard to find friends up here in australia. Where are you?” “Well where'd they go?” Asked a police pony examining the crash in a wall where Ross and Tom flew through. “I don’t know I wasn’t with them when they were fighting!” Rainbow Dash said. “Wait what's that sound?” She said holding a hoof up to her ear. “It sounds like somepony screaming... It’s getting louder.” Said the police pony. “Look it’s Ross Pit...Shark hunter!” Somepony said pointing up at Ross Pit who was flying incredibly fast. Ross came up and said “HELP!” before flying away and then turning around “ME!” he flew off again and turned around “I!....... CAN’T!........... STOP!” “Horrible flyer that one.” Rainbow said going over to sweet apple acres. Rainbow dash brought back Applejack and carried her up to the sky, moving Applejacks legs up and then, WHAM!!! Ross hit Applejacks legs and fell to the ground in a comedic fashion. “Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.” Ross said with every bounce. “Thanks Rainbow.” He said rubbing his head. “It was nothing really.” Rainbow said. “How did you go that fast anyway?” “I think I broke the sound barrier when Tom was chasing me.” Said Ross. Rainbow Dash now looked quite mad. “ Excuse me for a moment” She said walking over to the nearest alleyway. “DAAAAAAMN!” She screamed. She walked back. “I’m back.” “You mad bro?” Ross said leaning over to her with a smirk on his face. “What me? Of course not!” Rainbow lied. And badly at that. “What's wrong?” Ross asked. “You just come in and know nothing about ponies or pegasi and you just broke the sound barrier!” Rainbow said. “What’s wrong with that?” Ross asked. “I was the fastest flyer in equestria until you came along!” Rainbow yelled. “Me thinks someone's being a bit jealous.” Ross said. “I’m not jealous! Alright i am! I’m jealous! I’m jealous! I’m jea-” She said before getting knocked to the ground by Ross’s gun. “Sorry she was being annoying.” Ross said trying to get his gun in his hat. “I understand.” Said the police pony. “Well I best be off.” Ross said dragging Rainbow. “You be careful now.” Police pony said tipping his hat to Ross. Ross and Rainbow went to Twilight’s library. “Nyeeeeeees?” Twilight asked walking over to them. “Twi, I need something to be able to hold my gun while fighting Tom! Something indestructible y’know something that can help me shoot the hell outa Tom.” Ross said. “Uh yeah sure whatever. But why can’t you just use your wing?” Twilight asked. “Theres no time for suggestions man!” Ross said. “Ok fine i’ll do it but it’ll take a few hours.” Said the purple mare. “Or just one screen wipe!” Ross said. “There ya go.” Twilight said giving Ross an invention with a claw. Rainbopw was asleep in a chair just so you know. It easily slid onto his “right” hoof. “Great but. How does it.. How does it work?” Ross asked looking at it. “Well ya see you just-” Twilight said before getting interrupted. “Got it!” Ross said firing a laser. Twilight ducked from the laser. “Jeze man watch where you point that!” “What’s wrong?” Ross asked. “What's wrong is you nearly blew my head off and destroyed a quarter of my library you did!” Twilight yelled at him. “Psh! Thats just a minor setting! Wait till it's set on high! Thats when things get really juicy!” Ross said with excitement. “Right well then now that that’s settled, you tell me how you got so strong and fast.” Twilight said. “What! Why?” Ross said turning his head back and forth. “Well i just did something for you now you tell me that story of your- Woah!” She screamed getting pulled into another room. “Alright tell me how you know i’m stronger than other humans!” Ross demanded. “You told me ever line and detail.” Twilight said. “Not everything.” Ross mumbled. “Right well there I was ready to do an experiment for an insane scientist!” Ross started. “The experiment worked of course and I got strong smart and fast.” “Thats it?” Twilight said. “Yeah. What did you think some kind of dramatic and sad backstory about why i became a shark hunter?” Ross asked. “Yeah kinda.” Twilight said. “Well you’re not gonna get it!” Ross shook his head and look at twilight with one of those “you freaking idiot” Looks. “Right well get on home.” Twilight said shaking her hoof to get Ross out. “Rainbow wake up!” Ross said throwing a pillow at Rainbow. “Ugh! Fine!” Rainbow said not excited to wake up. “So sis pretty weird day eh?” Ross said looking at Rainbow. “What did you just call me?” Asked Dash. “Sis y’know sister.” Ross explained. “Why are you calling me that?” Rainbow asked. “I never had a sister before. I just don’t like saying the word Rainbow also. It’s kinda annoying.” Said the blue stallion. “I’ve had a brother. He died trying to defend me.” Rainbow said looking down. “Riiiiiight. Don’t try to give your character any depth.” Ross said. “Ok?” Rainbow said confused. “Don’t get comfortable calling me sister or sis though. You’ll have to get back to this planet you call earth.” “Right. Well then want to get lunch?” Asked Ross. “Sure.” Rainbow said. “And then when he was about to bite the head off, BAM! Shot him in the head and bye bye last megalodon on earth.” Ross said finishing his awesome story that you would probably rather hear than this crap. “How do you do that?” Rainbow asked. “it’s the largest shark ever it was bigger then that TITANIC thing you said.” “Yeah it could eat all that money that movie made and still not be satisfied.” Ross said taking a bite of his salad. “I’m full.” “But how did you blow it up?” Asked Rainbow. “This gun can shoot from kentucky to california and destroy everything in sight.” Ross said looking at his gun. “Ross I have come to-” Tom said before Ross shot him back. “Did you kill him? The cyan pony asked. “No. I want to give my villain a chance to get me.” Ross said. “Dumb you are.” Rainbow said. “Watch it woman!” Ross said pointing his gun at her. “Alright alright.” Rainbow said putting her hands up. “Master!” Said a pony in dark fur with black hair and a sword with blood on it for a cutie mark. “What is it Black Sabbath?” Said a dark cloaked figure. “We have just found out that Ross Pit... Shark hunter, has gotten an invention that helps him use his gun.” Said the black stallion. “He may kill us if we don’t do something. What about dark soul?” The dark cloaked figure asked. “Who the changeling? Oh he’s trying to do better.” Black Sabbath said before he got a sword through him. “Better isn’t enough is it?” The cloaked one said. “Please spare me!” Black pleated. “No.” Said the one in the cloak before she cut Black Sabbath's throat with the sword. Black Sabbath fell to the ground bleeding out. “Bring me the grifons!” The cloaked one said. “We need to get to Ross Pit before he gets to us.” End of chapter 4 The final battleRoss Pit: shark hunter visits equestria part 5 “You really don’t have computers or t.v here?” Ross asked while he and Rainbow were eating lunch at a table. “Nope.” Rainbow said. “How do you live?” Ross said picking up a glass of water. Suddenly the glass of water shattered. “What the hell?” Ross said looking at it. Suddenly out of nowhere a bunch of griffons with black feathers came over with guns. “Griffons?” Rainbow Dash said looking confused. “Duck!” Ross said pushing Dash away from a bullet heading straight for her. “Were under attack!” Said a police pony. “What could they be after?” Ross asked. “Where is Ross Pit!” The lead griffon yelled. “Found out what they're after.” Ross said ducking behind a table. “Wait that voice sounded familiar.” Rainbow said taking cover. “Where is he?!” The griffon said holding a pony up. “Gilda!” Rainbow dash said getting up. “Oh it’s you.” Gilda said rolling her eyes. “What are you doing? Where'd you get the gun?” Rainbow asked. “Isn't it obvious Rainbow.” Ross said. “clearly your pal Gilda here went to some sort of secret club thing were they try to exterminate humans in Equestria. In sed club they make you wear black and carry around weapons such as these and” Ross explained while Gilda made the coo coo signal. “And thus the have come to kill me!” “Correct.” The griffon smiled evilly and then took out a gun. “Tell me Gilda did ya ever see mars attacks?” Ross asked. “What?” Gilda said confused. “Well ya see.” Ross said taking out his gun and shooting a green ray at the griffon behind Gilda. The ray hit sed griffon and the griffon turned to a skeleton. “You little!” Gilda shouted at Ross and took her gun out. Ross flipped Gilda and charged for the other griffons. Ross uppercut one and kicked another. Dodging bullets he quickly took out his gun and started firing rapidly. “Yeah bitches! I’m better then all of you!” Ross gloated. Just then. A giant dinosaur creature came from the bushes. “My goodness!” Ross said taking off his glasses. “It’s, GODZILLA!!!!!” “Who?” Rainbow Dash asked. “The king of the monsters.” “Where is Ross Pit!” Godzilla shouted at the ponies (and few griffons) below. “I’d recognize that stupid voice anywhere!” Ross said putting his glasses back on. “Tom, Tom, Tom. I knew I shouldn’t have shown you Godzilla king of the monsters.” “Yeah well it was a good thing you did.” Tom chuckled. “Says the 400 foot tall beast.” “That's it I've had enough!” Tom shouted stomping on Ross. But when Tom lifted his foot up Ross was gone. “What? Where did he go?” “Where did who go?” A familiar voice asked from behind. “Ross Pit... Shark hunter.” Tom answered. “Have you seen him?” “Did he have a hat like this?” The pony said taking his hat off. “Yeah.” “And glasses like this?” “Yeah.” “And chewed on a straw like dis?” “Yeah that's him!” “Never heard of him.” “Hey wait a minute!” Tom shouted firing his nuclear breath at Ross. “Nyaaa what's up Godzilla?” Ross said behind Tom while eating a carrot. And in a traditional Godzilla roar Tom fired at Ross Pit.... Shark hunter. “You have got to stop sucking!” Ross mocked Tom. And through a series of crappy action scene Tom finally fell down. But not just on the ground on Gilda also. And blood seeped out from under Tom. Tom changed back to his regular changeling self and Ross walked up to him saying “What I don’t understand is how and why you came to my world.” “Well ya see I was chosen to exterminate you. I was teleported here and took the body of Tom.” Tom explained. “But why?” “Because you would have come into Equestria. I am actually from the future where you stop the secret club.” Tom said. “ Oh by the way- DIE!!!!!!” Tom shouted firing Ross’s gun at him. But all it did was have a flag that said bang. “Dude. You had it set to the bang.” Ross said grabbing the gun. ‘It’s funny.” Ross fired the gun one more time and the flag shot out and hit Tom making him fly back. “Oof!” Tom flew into some boxes. “That's not funny. That not fff...” Tom couldn’t finish his sentence and he fell down sending the blade of the flag to come out of his back. Did I mention this blade had blood on it? Well it does. “Whew! Just like grade school.” Ross said wiping sweat off his forehead. “So he’s dead?” Rainbow looked at the dead body. “Yeah, most likely. I've shot several people with this and none of them have survived.” Ross coughed at the rotten stench of the changeling. “Well lets get this cleaned up.” Later that night this happened There was a sound in the kitchen and a crash of thunder. Waking Ross Pit up. “Who’s there?” He went over to see who it was. “Greetings.” Said a figure wearing all red except for his eyelids. “Who are you?” Ross Pit asked pointing his gun at him “My name is D. I am an anti-hero.” “And?” “And i’m here to ask you.” “What?” Ross said lowering his gun. “What if I said that there was a portal to other dimensions.” “What do you mean?” “Tell me.” D said with a long pause. “Do you like superheros?” He finished pulling files out of his back pocket which also holds knifes. D set the files on the kitchen table. “Who is The Muffin Mare?” “You will find out soon enough.” He opened up the file and there was a name that said Derpy Hooves. The end For now “We shall take over Equestria.” Said a dark smoke like figure(just so y’know this isn't the figure from before). “We have found it sir.” A creature walked into the room carrying a staff. “Bring it here” The creature gave the dark smoke figure the staff and ran off. “This is the one. We shall give it to the most likely one for the job. And I know who.” He said looking over at the ponyville jail. Ross Pit: shark hunter, will return in Equestrian Heroes.
The stormOh hello children. I am your narrator(enter name here) I will be narrating this story. Sooooo yeah. Have fun. Ross Pit:shark hunter visits equestria. “Hey yo Cody!” The shark hunter said while talking into his cell phone. “Yeah i’m going to go shark huntin. Yeah i’m taking the new guy who has no purpose to the story except. Well y’know.” A car pulled into the driveway. “Thats him right now. Gotta run. Talk to ya later Cody.” He said hanging up his cell phone. He picked up his gun next to shark heads pinned on his wall and ran outside bringing his hat and sunglasses. And his straw that he puts in his mouth. “Hey!” Said the man in the cool looking shades, a black with green striped shirt and a cigar in his mouth. “Hi Tom... Don’t use that.” Ross said looking at Toms cigar. “Don’t use what?” He said blowing out smoke and putting the cigar back in his mouth. “The cigar!” Ross said menacingly. “What are you gonna do about it?” Ross smiled evilly at him and then picked up with gun from his pocket. “Uhh what are you doing with that gun Ross?” Tom said with fear in his voice. “I warned ya!” Ross said flipping his gun to what appears to say flame thrower. He pulls the trigger and fire comes out onto Toms cigarette. Burning all of it until it is no more. “OW!” MY FACE! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH!” Tom said running around trying to get the fire off. “Here try this.” Ross said giving him a straw. “What is this for? Asked Tom looking at it. “It helps get away the cigar habit.” Tom just looked at him with a confused Face. “Is there something in the teeth?” Ross said trying to get something out of his teeth. “Whatever lets just go.” Tom said opening his car door. Ross immediately shut the door.”We aint goin in that!” “What are we going in then?” “You are officially the, WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!” Tom shouted at Ross who was driving and portable boat that only went about 20 miles per hour. “We're almost there.” Said Ross pointing to the sea. “I could pull this faster then this thing drives!” “I really really hate you.” Tom said pulling the boat. “You pull like a pussy!” “How about you come down here and pull?” “Ok!”Ross said jumping down the old rusty boat. “Now time to sit back and re-laaax!!!!!!!” Tom screamed flying backwards. “Sorry Tom I have quite the strength.” Ross said pulling the boat quite faster than Tom ever did. “How are you pulling that fast?” Asked Tom looking at Ross pull the chain attached to the boat. “Oh my dad was a gorilla.” Ros answered. “What?” Tom asked but with a confused face this time. “Oh yeah it’s confusing. my mom was one sick cheetah.” “Your mom was a cheetah?” “Yeah. Cheetahs and gorillas make humans. But unlike you humans i’m faster stronger and smarter.” Ross revealed. “That does not work! You can’t mix a gorilla and a cheetah and make man! It’s impossible!” Tom yelled at Ross. “Possible if the lord makes you that way.” Ross said. “There is no lord! It’s america!” Tom said getting madder. “Not that type of lord. Y’know? God.” Ross explained to Tom. “You’re a christian? Really?” Tom said trying not to burst out into laughter. “Yeah. So what?” Ross said wanting to drop the conversation. “It’s just that you’re a christian and you're killing things that you’re so called God created.” “He created sharks so that shark hunters can kill them!” Ross yelled at Tom not noticing they had arrived. “Where in the bible does it say that?” Tom asked with a smirk on his face. “on.. Y’know. The...Same page as...The holy hand grenade.” Ross said trying to make up a lie. “You stole that from monty python and the holy grail!” Tom said trying to get Ross to admit God didn’t create sharks for that reason. “Were here.” Ross said halting. “Bout time!” Tom said jumping out of the boat. “Alright lets get in the boat!” Ross said turning around. “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I freaking hate that boat!” Tom screamed getting in it again. “Ross we have been out here for hours! We haven’t seen a single shark yet!” Tom whined. “Watch out a shark piranha!” Ross yelled pointing to the side of the boat. “I doubt it. why is there a serious pain in my arm?” Tom asked to afraid to look down. “piranha shark.”Ross said taking out his gun and firing, not fire. But a grappling hook. Hitting the small shark. The mini shark burst into shark blood and guts. “But I thought that was a flame thrower.” Tom said pointing to the gun. “It is.” Ross assured Tom. “Then why is it a grappling hook?” “It’s every type of gun in the world. Oh by the way piranha sharks hunt in packs.” Ross said going to main deck. “WHAT!!!!!!!!!” Tom said running up with him. “It’s ok. I got an RGP. Watch i’ll mimic my favorite movie in the world.” Ross said taking him gun out, going to the side of the boat, aiming at a shark piranha and saying the classic line.” Smile you son of a-” He fires and destroys the shark piranha. Thunder roars from the sky and all the sharks swam away. “You wimps! Come back here and fight!” Ross yelled at the shark piranhas. “Sir!” Tom said.” Theres a storm ahead!” “Oh no! Hold on i’ll try to stear clear of it!” Ross said running into the steering wheel room. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tom screamed. “I’m steering don’t worry!” ross said getting ahold of the wheel. “Too bad you can’t steer us fast enough!” Tom said pointing to a whirl pool. “Oh shoot!” Ross said trying to get out of there. “Any last words?” “I love my mom.” Tom said. “Hang on to the railing!” Ross said coming out of the steering wheel room to find rain coming down hard. He stopped for a second confused about the rain that was now coming down but then moved on. “Cmon!” He said grabbing Tom. “What are we going to do?” Asked Tom who was very scared. “Grab hold of the railing!” Ross said holding his gun up and firing out a rope and tying it to Tom and the railing. “What good will this do? We will just sink in anyway.” Tom said holding the railing tightly. “Maybe if it will stop and we are still alive the boat will float back up.” Ross said. “Thats an awful explanation!” Tom said. “Just trust me!” Ross said putting a hand on Tom's shoulders. “Ok.” Tom said trusting Ross. They went into the whirlpool and the boat started to tip. “I can’t hang on!” Tom said with his hand starting to slip. Tom slipped and fell about 2 or 3 feet but he caught the rope. “Ross! Help!” Tom said hanging on the rope for dear life. “Pull yourself up!” Ross said. Tom tried to pull himself up but unfortunately. It snapped. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tom screamed falling to the bottom of the whirlpool. “There goes another one.” Ross said hanging onto his hat. “Wait! I don’t lose my hat but you manage to fall it 30 seconds? You pussy!” The boat started to tip and Ross decides to let go because of it. Ross falls but the boat falls faster. So Ross gets onto the boat runs up it, while it’s spinning mind you. Jumps off it. And starts falling to the bottom. “AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” But as he fell a lightning bolt came down from the sky and struck him. and he disappeared. “Ugh!” Ross said hearing beeping sounds in the room. “Where am I?” Ross said opening his eyes. “A hospital? I’m alive? How?” He said looking around the room. Ross looked to the side and saw someone. No. Something wearing a doctors mask. Ross’s eyes opened wide up and he got out of the bed he was in. “Please lay back down sir.” The thing said. “What the hell are you!” Ross said in confusion. “I’m a pony. You're a pony. We are all ponies.” The doctor said trying to get Ross back in the bed. “I’m not a pony! I’m a human!” Said Ross. “What is a human?” The doctor asked. “Narrator what is he talking about?” Ross asked me. Oh he is talking about you being a pony-oops. Spoilers. “What?!?” Ross asked running to a conveniently placed mirror. He looked at himself in the mirror and instead or his tan skin, brown hair, and hands. He saw a pony with dark blue fur, a lighter blue and red hair, and hooves. “That explains why it felt weird when I walked.” Ross said looking at his hooves. “Uuum riiiight.” The doctor said weirded out. “Let's just get you back in bed and-” “Where did you find me? Who found me? What found me? And why an i a pony?” Ross asked wanting answers. “You were found in a field next to a machine type thing and another pony.” The doctor explained. “What pony?” Ross said with a menacing voice. “Well he’s dead.” Ross said looking down at a green pony with a purple mane while the doctor was trying to convince Ross to get back into bed. “Now please get back to bed!” The doctor said. “No!” Ross said childish. “Now!” The doctor said. “Try to catch me!” Ross said spreading his wings. “Put the wings away!” The doctor said grabbing a tranquilizer. Ross grinned evilly and even though his eyes were hidden behind his glasses you could tell he wasn’t going to play nice. The doctor crashed through the wall into the hallway and hitting the wall on the opposite side. Ross climbed through. “Don’t use a tranq on me!” Ross said to the now knocked out doctor. Ross then went through the hall and to the lady at the desk. “Wheres my gun?” Ross said to the lady. “Here ya go.” The lady said giving him his gun. “Hospitals don’t work like that! or do they? No they don’t.” Ross grabbed his straw and hat and went out of the hospital. “I need information on this place.” He said looking at the library. end of chapter 1
The rainbowRoss Pit: shark hunter visits equestria: part 2 “Hello? Anybody in here?” The shark hunter asked walking inside the library tree. He heard voices coming from another room in the library. One of the voices he heard was saying this: “And then when he was falling I swooped in and got him before he hit the ground.” A light blue pony, with a rainbow mane, and what looked to be a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt on her rump, was gloating to her friends. “But somehow a boat like thing came falling from the sky along with another pony falling right behind it. So I caught the other pony before he hit the ground.” “Great. What did these 2 ponies look like?” Asked a purple mare with a purple mane and what looked like a star on her ass. “Well lets see here.” The cyan one started off. “Um... One was a green unicorn, with a purple mane and a exclamation point for a cutie mark for some reason. “Exclamation point?” Ross Pit whispered to himself. “And the other had a dark blue coat ,with red and blue hair, and a shark being blown up for a cutie mark.” “Like me?” Ross said entering himself into the room where the ponies had been talking. “Hey look it’s the guy I told you all about.” The cyan mare pointed to Ross. “Names Ross Pit pause for dramatic effect..... Shark hunter.” Ross said introducing himself proudly. “What kind of a name is that?” The rainbow maned pony asked. “An awesome name! Duh!” The shark hunter gloated. “Right.” The purple mare said in confusion. “Well I am Twilight sparkle local librarian and well all around spectacular mare.” “Uh huh.” Ross said trying to grasp what Twilight said. “And you?” “Rainbow dash! Don’t mean to brag but i’m fastest flyer in equestria.” Rainbow dash said gloating. “Equestria?”Ross asked confused. “What kind of name for a whatever it is is that?” “You’re not from here are you?” Asked Twilight. “No actually I am not I am a human from a planet called earth I was out huntin sharks with a rookie and we got sucked into a screaming vortex of terror.” Ross said not wanting to keep a secret. The other 2 just stared at him in confusion. “What?” Ross asked “Do I have something in my teeth?” “You say you’re a human?” Twilight asked. “Yeah what about it?” Twilight put a book on the table. “Equestria history?” Ross said looking at the book. “Yup. Tells you everything you need to know about equestria” Twilight said. “Alight then. So do you two ponies know where I can get a place to sleep?” Ross asks. “Any apartments or anything?” “No not really.” Said Twilight. “Rainbow could take you in though.” “What, why me?” Rainbow quickly spoke up. “Because you’re the only other one here and i’ve already got my hands full with spike and owlicious.” Twilight said. “Fine.” Rainbow said. Back at the hospital. They were ready to get Tom out of the hospital. A doctor was examining Tom to make sure he was dead. The long beep of the machine quickly turn into one beep after another. “He’s alive!” One of the doctors said. All the doctors quickly got over to check him. “Give him air!” The doctor said. A hoof quickly shot up to the doctors neck choking him. “And then I shot the shark in the back and it blew up!” Ross said finishing a story he was telling to Dash. A hospital window blew up and a doctor came flying out of it and coming straight for the table Dash and Ross were sitting at. “Duck!” Ross yelled pushing Dash out of the way before the doctor hit the table. The doctor hit the table and it was completely demolished. Ross ran up to the doctor. “Are you ok? What happened?” Ross asked. “He just attacked us. We don’t know why.” The doctor said as his dying words. “Hey buddy!” Ross Pit said slapping the doctor. “Wake up!” “I think he’s dead.” Said Rainbow Dash. “Bummer.” Ross said not really caring that somepony died. “Wait a second narrator! What did you just say? I said everypony. “Why?” It’s what they say around here. “Whatever get back to telling the story.” Right. Rainbow dash flew up to the hospital room while Ross Pit used a grappling hook. or tried to use it anyway. “Ugh! How do you pick these things up?” He said trying to pick up his gun. Hross pit went inside the hospital and got into the elevator. He clicked the button and waited forever to get up there. Once he arrived he went to the room. “This is the room Tom was in.” He said to himself as he went inside. Tom was inside beating the crap out of everypony he saw. “Tom! What the hell are you doing?” Ross asked Tom. “Oh it’s you! Hello Ross Pit...Shark hunter.” Tom said. “What are you doing?” Ross asked ready to attack Tom at any moment. “Beating the shit out of these guys, what does it look like?” Tom said not noticing Rainbow dash sneaking up behind him. “Why though?” Ross asked. “Can you keep a secret?” Tom asked. “Yes.” Ross responded. “So can I.” Rainbow Dash pounced on Tom like a cat and then Ross joined in the fight. The three wrestled for what seemed to be hours when only it was about twenty minutes. Tom finally jumped out of the fight. “Muahahahaha!” He laughed evilly. “You can’t stop me! I’m the most powerful creature ever!” “It took you four minutes to pull a boat 2 inches!” Ross questioned him while trying to get up on his feet again. “True. But i’m more powerful than you, the elements of harmony, princess celestia, and discord combined!” “Wait how do you know about all those things?” Rainbow asked ready to fight again. “We all have our secrets. Mine is just a really cool one.” Tom said backing up towards the window. Tom stood up on his hind legs and spread out his arms. “See you later you pathetic animals!” He said dropping backwards. “Tom!” Ross said running towards the shattered window with Rainbow following closely behind. “Where did he go?” Asked Rainbow Dash looking down at the crowd of ponies. “He’s gone!” Ross said turning away. “Lets ask one of those ponies down there.”Rainbow said pointing down at the ponies. “They must have seen something.” “Alright lets go.” Ross said opening the door to the room. “Why don’t you just fly down?” Asked Dash “I can’t I don’t know how to fly. Duh!” He said walking out the door. Rainbow dash started to fly back down when suddenly Ross came jumping down. “GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!” Ross yelled falling. The crowd caught Ross before he hit the ground. “Wow. People would usually be too stubborn and lazy too catch me.” Ross said in surprise. The crowd dropped Ross and a small ow escaped his lips. “I’m ok.” He said quickly getting up of his hooves. “Did anypony see a green unicorn fall from up there?” Dash asked The crowd said “no”. “I don’t get it! How could anybody disappear that fast?” Ross said walking in circles in the streets of ponyvill. “Well he was a unicorn he could have used the teleportation spell.” Rainbow said sitting on the sidewalk. “You forget Dash! He was a human like me so he wouldn’t know spells.” Ross said stopping to look at Dash but then continued walking. “We could try talking to princess celestia about this.” Said the rainbow maned mare. “Alright i’m from america so i don’t know all about this ruler stuff but i’m almost certain she should be a queen.” Ross Pit said trying to fly but falling to the ground. “You want me to teach you how to fly?” Asked Dash. “Hold on I think I got it.” He said flying up but then flipped over and landed on his back.. “When do we begin?” “Alright first rule of flying. Always be calm.” Dash said. “Wait Rainbow Dash i need to have the word with the narrator first.” Ross said. “Who is this narrator?” Asked dash “Hes a invisible character who may or may not be a figment of my imagination. What is it Ross? “Can you skip this part? It’s probably going to be long and boring.” Ross said. Mmmm I don’t know. “Here’s $20.” Ross said taking money out of his hat. Ok. “I must say i’m impressed.” Dash started. “Not many pegasi learn how to fly in just two days. “Yeah well i’m a smartass.” Ross said. “Wanna race back to home?” Asked Dash. “Sure!” Ross agreed to the suggestion. “3...2...1 Go!” Dash shouted and they were off. Dash reached the cloud home looking back to see where her opponent might be. “You really need to go faster if you want to catch up to me.” Said Ross from behind while reading a newspaper and chewing a bendy straw like it’s a pipe. “But you... and I... How?” Dash asked. “I’m just fast like that.” Ross said. Rainbow ,starting to get jelous, went inside. Ross went inside also. “So what do you want for dinner?” Dash asked pretending Ross didn’t beat her in a race. “I dunno. Want to get takeout?” end of chapter 2
The fight/The chaseRoss Pit: shark hunter visits equestria part 3 PSSST!!! Ross! Psssst! “Zzzzzzzzzz.” Ross snored while sleeping in his bed. Wake up you lousy son of a bitch! “Ah!” Ross woke up and fell on the floor. “What?” You’re story is getting an awful rating. “By who?” Asked Ross rubbing his eyes. By everybody. Theres only 1 like. “What do the comments say?” Asked Ross. Lets see. Oh! Heres one from Coatlus. He says, and I paste. Generally a terrible story. Since I'm fairly certain that it's a Troll story I'm not gonna try to 'help' you get better. “What does he know? He is just one guy.” Ross said crossing his hooves. Probably more than a 12 year old writing the story. “What are the others? There has to be a good one somewhere.” Well ShatteredIllusions posted: Where's Evil Homer when you need him? This story needs the TWE stamp. “What?” Ross said confused. Look Ross! we need to step up our game! We need to make better chapters! Actually make people care about you! Create the greatest twist ever! “Like what? If everybody hates it then what's the point?” The point is, EVERYBODY HATES IT! “Right!” Ross said getting up in a heroic fashion. We need force! “Right!” Ross said pumping his hoof in the air. We need a good chapter! “Yes!” We need- “ross shut up i’m trying to get some sleep!” Rainbow Dash said pounding on the door. “Ugh!” Ross grunted falling back into bed. The next day this happened! Ross took a bite out of his cereal. “This stuff is disgusting! How do you ponies eat this?” “Psh! Humans.” Rainbow Dash said rolling her eyes. “Well thats not nice.” Ross said. “How?” Rainbow asked. “Beca... Hm.” Ross said putting a hoof on his chin. “Right. Well how was your sleep?.” Rainbow Dash asked. “Fine until the narrator woke me up.” Ross said. “Oh brother! Would you shut up about this narrator guy? HE ISN’T REAL!” Rainbow shouted. “Said the mythological pony demon.” Ross said crossing his arms. “Pony demon? Really?” Said Rainbow Dash. “Thats it i’m out of here.” Ross said getting up from the table. “You get back here!” Rainbow Dash said. “No!” Ross said child like. “Get back here and eat your breakfast Ross!” Rainbow said grabbing and Ross to the table. “Let go of me!” Ross whined. “Stop being such a baby!” Sain Rainbow Dash trying to get Ross on his chair. “No!” Ross said swinging his arms all around the place. Suddenly there was a loud explosion coming from the middle of town. “That can’t be good!” Said Rainbow dropping Ross. Rainbow Dash and Ross Pit: shark hunter, flew down to the scene of the explosion. “Sugarcube corner!” Said Ross pointing to sugarcube corner. “Thats where Pinkie Pie works!” Shouted rainbow dash. They ran up to the remains of sugarcube corner. “What happened?” Ross asked one of the civilians. “The place just blew up!” Said Lyra. “How?” Asked Ross. And the just out of nowhere there was an evil laugh. “Muahahahahaha!” “Oh my gosh! It’s a stereotypical villain!” One of the ponies said pointing up at a flying unicorn. “Tom!” Ross said not even bothering to look up. “Yup it’s me!” Tom said looking down at Ross. The 2 stared each other down and then charged. Ross flew up and Tom flew down. They both collided with each other but it was Tom who was triumphant and pushed Ross to the ground. They both flew into a building. Ross pushed Tom off him and started punching him. Tom finally blocked and punches Ross and Ross fell onto the ground. “I told you I was stronger!” Said Tom with an evil grin on his face. Ross got up and the two stared each other down... Again. “If I could use my gun your ass would be so wiped!” Ross said. Tom walked closer he stepped into some shade and then walked out of the shade. But that pony wasn’t Tom. It was Ross Pit.... Shark hunter. “What the hell?” Ross said with a confused face. “Yeah i’m a changeling.” Tom said changing into a skeleton, bug, gremlin type thing. “What is that?” Ross asked. “It’s just something that can turn into anything! Don’t you read books?” Tom asked. “No.” “Well then, DIE!!!!!!” The changeling shouted and charged with his horn heading straight for Ross. Luckily for our non-lickable hero he rolled out of the was and Tom ran right through the wall. “You idiot!” Ross shouted. “Do you like living?” Tom asked fro the other room. “Yeah kinda.” Ross answered. “Well to bad.” Tom said and several knives came out from the hole in the wall. “Crap!” Ross yelled and ran. The knives chased after Ross Ross dodged a few of the knives(in a cool way of course) and started to fly up. “Oh no you don’t!” Tom yelled and started to fly after him. Ross flew as fast as he could with Tom right behind him. Ross went to the everfree forest dodging trees and other things trying to give Tom the slip. “BOO!” Said Tom appearing in front of him. “Ah! Obvious jump scare!”Ross said pointing at him and turning around and flying away. Tom chased after Ross. “Theres no use running!” Tom said gaining on Ross. “I’m not running!” Ross said. “Whatever!” Said Tom. After a few more minutes of chasing and flying a cone started to form around Ross. “Hey Tom!” Ross shouted. “What?” Asked Tom. “Think about the future!” Ross said. Just then a flash of blue and red burst across the sky “Damn your genius reference!” Tom said falling into a bush. “Woah!” Ross said looking behind. A trail of blue and red was following Ross end of chapter 3
The inventionRoss Pit: shark hunter Visits equestria part 4 “Hello.” Ross pits answering machine said. “Ross it’s Cody. Y’know Cody Rodgers. If you're there anytime please call back. It’s been three days and I don’t have any other friends besides you. Well besides Steve. But he’s a lion. It’s kinda hard to find friends up here in australia. Where are you?” “Well where'd they go?” Asked a police pony examining the crash in a wall where Ross and Tom flew through. “I don’t know I wasn’t with them when they were fighting!” Rainbow Dash said. “Wait what's that sound?” She said holding a hoof up to her ear. “It sounds like somepony screaming... It’s getting louder.” Said the police pony. “Look it’s Ross Pit...Shark hunter!” Somepony said pointing up at Ross Pit who was flying incredibly fast. Ross came up and said “HELP!” before flying away and then turning around “ME!” he flew off again and turned around “I!....... CAN’T!........... STOP!” “Horrible flyer that one.” Rainbow said going over to sweet apple acres. Rainbow dash brought back Applejack and carried her up to the sky, moving Applejacks legs up and then, WHAM!!! Ross hit Applejacks legs and fell to the ground in a comedic fashion. “Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.” Ross said with every bounce. “Thanks Rainbow.” He said rubbing his head. “It was nothing really.” Rainbow said. “How did you go that fast anyway?” “I think I broke the sound barrier when Tom was chasing me.” Said Ross. Rainbow Dash now looked quite mad. “ Excuse me for a moment” She said walking over to the nearest alleyway. “DAAAAAAMN!” She screamed. She walked back. “I’m back.” “You mad bro?” Ross said leaning over to her with a smirk on his face. “What me? Of course not!” Rainbow lied. And badly at that. “What's wrong?” Ross asked. “You just come in and know nothing about ponies or pegasi and you just broke the sound barrier!” Rainbow said. “What’s wrong with that?” Ross asked. “I was the fastest flyer in equestria until you came along!” Rainbow yelled. “Me thinks someone's being a bit jealous.” Ross said. “I’m not jealous! Alright i am! I’m jealous! I’m jealous! I’m jea-” She said before getting knocked to the ground by Ross’s gun. “Sorry she was being annoying.” Ross said trying to get his gun in his hat. “I understand.” Said the police pony. “Well I best be off.” Ross said dragging Rainbow. “You be careful now.” Police pony said tipping his hat to Ross. Ross and Rainbow went to Twilight’s library. “Nyeeeeeees?” Twilight asked walking over to them. “Twi, I need something to be able to hold my gun while fighting Tom! Something indestructible y’know something that can help me shoot the hell outa Tom.” Ross said. “Uh yeah sure whatever. But why can’t you just use your wing?” Twilight asked. “Theres no time for suggestions man!” Ross said. “Ok fine i’ll do it but it’ll take a few hours.” Said the purple mare. “Or just one screen wipe!” Ross said. “There ya go.” Twilight said giving Ross an invention with a claw. Rainbopw was asleep in a chair just so you know. It easily slid onto his “right” hoof. “Great but. How does it.. How does it work?” Ross asked looking at it. “Well ya see you just-” Twilight said before getting interrupted. “Got it!” Ross said firing a laser. Twilight ducked from the laser. “Jeze man watch where you point that!” “What’s wrong?” Ross asked. “What's wrong is you nearly blew my head off and destroyed a quarter of my library you did!” Twilight yelled at him. “Psh! Thats just a minor setting! Wait till it's set on high! Thats when things get really juicy!” Ross said with excitement. “Right well then now that that’s settled, you tell me how you got so strong and fast.” Twilight said. “What! Why?” Ross said turning his head back and forth. “Well i just did something for you now you tell me that story of your- Woah!” She screamed getting pulled into another room. “Alright tell me how you know i’m stronger than other humans!” Ross demanded. “You told me ever line and detail.” Twilight said. “Not everything.” Ross mumbled. “Right well there I was ready to do an experiment for an insane scientist!” Ross started. “The experiment worked of course and I got strong smart and fast.” “Thats it?” Twilight said. “Yeah. What did you think some kind of dramatic and sad backstory about why i became a shark hunter?” Ross asked. “Yeah kinda.” Twilight said. “Well you’re not gonna get it!” Ross shook his head and look at twilight with one of those “you freaking idiot” Looks. “Right well get on home.” Twilight said shaking her hoof to get Ross out. “Rainbow wake up!” Ross said throwing a pillow at Rainbow. “Ugh! Fine!” Rainbow said not excited to wake up. “So sis pretty weird day eh?” Ross said looking at Rainbow. “What did you just call me?” Asked Dash. “Sis y’know sister.” Ross explained. “Why are you calling me that?” Rainbow asked. “I never had a sister before. I just don’t like saying the word Rainbow also. It’s kinda annoying.” Said the blue stallion. “I’ve had a brother. He died trying to defend me.” Rainbow said looking down. “Riiiiiight. Don’t try to give your character any depth.” Ross said. “Ok?” Rainbow said confused. “Don’t get comfortable calling me sister or sis though. You’ll have to get back to this planet you call earth.” “Right. Well then want to get lunch?” Asked Ross. “Sure.” Rainbow said. “And then when he was about to bite the head off, BAM! Shot him in the head and bye bye last megalodon on earth.” Ross said finishing his awesome story that you would probably rather hear than this crap. “How do you do that?” Rainbow asked. “it’s the largest shark ever it was bigger then that TITANIC thing you said.” “Yeah it could eat all that money that movie made and still not be satisfied.” Ross said taking a bite of his salad. “I’m full.” “But how did you blow it up?” Asked Rainbow. “This gun can shoot from kentucky to california and destroy everything in sight.” Ross said looking at his gun. “Ross I have come to-” Tom said before Ross shot him back. “Did you kill him? The cyan pony asked. “No. I want to give my villain a chance to get me.” Ross said. “Dumb you are.” Rainbow said. “Watch it woman!” Ross said pointing his gun at her. “Alright alright.” Rainbow said putting her hands up. “Master!” Said a pony in dark fur with black hair and a sword with blood on it for a cutie mark. “What is it Black Sabbath?” Said a dark cloaked figure. “We have just found out that Ross Pit... Shark hunter, has gotten an invention that helps him use his gun.” Said the black stallion. “He may kill us if we don’t do something. What about dark soul?” The dark cloaked figure asked. “Who the changeling? Oh he’s trying to do better.” Black Sabbath said before he got a sword through him. “Better isn’t enough is it?” The cloaked one said. “Please spare me!” Black pleated. “No.” Said the one in the cloak before she cut Black Sabbath's throat with the sword. Black Sabbath fell to the ground bleeding out. “Bring me the grifons!” The cloaked one said. “We need to get to Ross Pit before he gets to us.” End of chapter 4
The final battleRoss Pit: shark hunter visits equestria part 5 “You really don’t have computers or t.v here?” Ross asked while he and Rainbow were eating lunch at a table. “Nope.” Rainbow said. “How do you live?” Ross said picking up a glass of water. Suddenly the glass of water shattered. “What the hell?” Ross said looking at it. Suddenly out of nowhere a bunch of griffons with black feathers came over with guns. “Griffons?” Rainbow Dash said looking confused. “Duck!” Ross said pushing Dash away from a bullet heading straight for her. “Were under attack!” Said a police pony. “What could they be after?” Ross asked. “Where is Ross Pit!” The lead griffon yelled. “Found out what they're after.” Ross said ducking behind a table. “Wait that voice sounded familiar.” Rainbow said taking cover. “Where is he?!” The griffon said holding a pony up. “Gilda!” Rainbow dash said getting up. “Oh it’s you.” Gilda said rolling her eyes. “What are you doing? Where'd you get the gun?” Rainbow asked. “Isn't it obvious Rainbow.” Ross said. “clearly your pal Gilda here went to some sort of secret club thing were they try to exterminate humans in Equestria. In sed club they make you wear black and carry around weapons such as these and” Ross explained while Gilda made the coo coo signal. “And thus the have come to kill me!” “Correct.” The griffon smiled evilly and then took out a gun. “Tell me Gilda did ya ever see mars attacks?” Ross asked. “What?” Gilda said confused. “Well ya see.” Ross said taking out his gun and shooting a green ray at the griffon behind Gilda. The ray hit sed griffon and the griffon turned to a skeleton. “You little!” Gilda shouted at Ross and took her gun out. Ross flipped Gilda and charged for the other griffons. Ross uppercut one and kicked another. Dodging bullets he quickly took out his gun and started firing rapidly. “Yeah bitches! I’m better then all of you!” Ross gloated. Just then. A giant dinosaur creature came from the bushes. “My goodness!” Ross said taking off his glasses. “It’s, GODZILLA!!!!!” “Who?” Rainbow Dash asked. “The king of the monsters.” “Where is Ross Pit!” Godzilla shouted at the ponies (and few griffons) below. “I’d recognize that stupid voice anywhere!” Ross said putting his glasses back on. “Tom, Tom, Tom. I knew I shouldn’t have shown you Godzilla king of the monsters.” “Yeah well it was a good thing you did.” Tom chuckled. “Says the 400 foot tall beast.” “That's it I've had enough!” Tom shouted stomping on Ross. But when Tom lifted his foot up Ross was gone. “What? Where did he go?” “Where did who go?” A familiar voice asked from behind. “Ross Pit... Shark hunter.” Tom answered. “Have you seen him?” “Did he have a hat like this?” The pony said taking his hat off. “Yeah.” “And glasses like this?” “Yeah.” “And chewed on a straw like dis?” “Yeah that's him!” “Never heard of him.” “Hey wait a minute!” Tom shouted firing his nuclear breath at Ross. “Nyaaa what's up Godzilla?” Ross said behind Tom while eating a carrot. And in a traditional Godzilla roar Tom fired at Ross Pit.... Shark hunter. “You have got to stop sucking!” Ross mocked Tom. And through a series of crappy action scene Tom finally fell down. But not just on the ground on Gilda also. And blood seeped out from under Tom. Tom changed back to his regular changeling self and Ross walked up to him saying “What I don’t understand is how and why you came to my world.” “Well ya see I was chosen to exterminate you. I was teleported here and took the body of Tom.” Tom explained. “But why?” “Because you would have come into Equestria. I am actually from the future where you stop the secret club.” Tom said. “ Oh by the way- DIE!!!!!!” Tom shouted firing Ross’s gun at him. But all it did was have a flag that said bang. “Dude. You had it set to the bang.” Ross said grabbing the gun. ‘It’s funny.” Ross fired the gun one more time and the flag shot out and hit Tom making him fly back. “Oof!” Tom flew into some boxes. “That's not funny. That not fff...” Tom couldn’t finish his sentence and he fell down sending the blade of the flag to come out of his back. Did I mention this blade had blood on it? Well it does. “Whew! Just like grade school.” Ross said wiping sweat off his forehead. “So he’s dead?” Rainbow looked at the dead body. “Yeah, most likely. I've shot several people with this and none of them have survived.” Ross coughed at the rotten stench of the changeling. “Well lets get this cleaned up.” Later that night this happened There was a sound in the kitchen and a crash of thunder. Waking Ross Pit up. “Who’s there?” He went over to see who it was. “Greetings.” Said a figure wearing all red except for his eyelids. “Who are you?” Ross Pit asked pointing his gun at him “My name is D. I am an anti-hero.” “And?” “And i’m here to ask you.” “What?” Ross said lowering his gun. “What if I said that there was a portal to other dimensions.” “What do you mean?” “Tell me.” D said with a long pause. “Do you like superheros?” He finished pulling files out of his back pocket which also holds knifes. D set the files on the kitchen table. “Who is The Muffin Mare?” “You will find out soon enough.” He opened up the file and there was a name that said Derpy Hooves. The end For now “We shall take over Equestria.” Said a dark smoke like figure(just so y’know this isn't the figure from before). “We have found it sir.” A creature walked into the room carrying a staff. “Bring it here” The creature gave the dark smoke figure the staff and ran off. “This is the one. We shall give it to the most likely one for the job. And I know who.” He said looking over at the ponyville jail. Ross Pit: shark hunter, will return in Equestrian Heroes.
